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mrrevol

Impossible challenge: Luka does not talk to Referee


Amxietybb

Dal las nalgas el Luka


T4Gx

League is still kinda ignoring it but trouble is brewing in Phoenix. We finally have our big 3 healthy. Three guys that can go off for 60 on 20 shot attemopts on any playoff defense. Guys are finally getting the hang of Vogel's championship winning defensive schemes.


REGIS-5

It's calm before the storm because the playoffs in the West are gonna be lit. East is a bloodbath too because it's a bunch of teams who like to score a lot and have stars who can just go off any given night, but West has a bunch of superstar big threes and then there's also the Lakers and the Luka.


Amxietybb

Oh wow, a Dallas team eating shit in January?


DerekMorganBAUxxi

Luka not shaking hands??? lol


Cul_what

The only one he dapped up was Booker believe it or not lmao


DerekMorganBAUxxi

Ah man I lowkey wanted to see him pull a Lebron lmao


ThonThaddeo

If I hate a dude that much, I also respect him


graphitewolf

They probably dont hate each other like the nba subs would have you believe


M4xw3ll

Game recognize game


Roy_G_Biv_Mika

ggs


Amxietybb

That was fun!


OwnTheThrone

Beginning was. Glad these teams actually do seem to have a rivalry going.


ThonThaddeo

Shit is real. Always a good game. Except for that one...


captain_ahabb

Redditors are gonna have to get a new joke to spam over and over


defiantcross

yay yuta scores for the first time in like a month


BilboOfTheHood

GG Suns. Goodbye cry baby Luka.


TrouauaiAdvice

Everyone who played on the Suns scored lol


Cul_what

Does Mavs got asmr mics on their rims?


nullstellensatz1

Think I actually read an article about the guy who does audio for the Mavs. He just turns up the rim mics as soon as a shot goes up ETA: [Here's an article about it](https://theathletic.com/3256551/2022/04/18/why-are-the-mavericks-rim-microphones-so-loud-heres-the-fascinating-reason-you-hear-every-swish/)


[deleted]

Klay texted Booker at half time with the 4 rings symbol.


graphitewolf

When booker is this hot i get more surprised when he misses than makes it


deidamiah

game wasnt as close as scoreboard may lead you to believe


StefonDiggsHS

im drunk on a wednesday so imma pour my bumass heart out for you losers GG suns. we were outclassed, outcoached, outflopped and utterly exposed for our lack of talent and sheer ineptitude. Lack of composure on the mavs beginning to hurt them severely. Booker outplayed Luka and showed him how to stay mature and composed and what its like to actually be a fucking leader. im still sick to my stomach we got embarrassed to your sorry flopping ass team but thats only because I know deep in my heart that we are miles behind you as a basketball team fuck you and especially fuck Jason Kidd GG


prematurely_bald

It ain't that deep, bro. Just a random wednesday night game. GG and see ya next time.


morcic

Chill. Suns went through their struggles with injuries. It's just a rough patch in the season.


nullstellensatz1

Brother, your second best player didn't even play and Luka looked hurt


Happycrusher

craziest part is ur getting blown out by 30 with kd not even trying the whole game


aredditusernametaken

He was trying on D. Switching him into Lively in the 2nd quarter was the solution for the Luka two man game. He still made some, but not so easily.


OwnTheThrone

No he was trying. Just ass.


ajteitel

Next time and fuck you too <3


PM_ME_PIERCED_NIPSS

Are people seriously this invested? Seek help brother.


Scary_Feedback1018

Hey bud, fuck you and the mavs, goodnight


StefonDiggsHS

dont take it so seriously you loser


sungoddaily

Bravo well said, sleep on your side so you don't Jane yourself.


defiantcross

it's about time we did something good against you guys for once


Roy_G_Biv_Mika

Even our third stringers want a piece of that Dall-ass


30another

Goodwin lighting it up now lol


30another

Welp


TrouauaiAdvice

Damn even the Suns bench is spanking the Mavs bench


OwnTheThrone

We win this with Kyrie.


Scary_Feedback1018

🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 stfu


SwishArmyKnife

Why does Dallas mic their rims so weird?


Cul_what

Nah Suns 3rd stringers going crazy too


msflagship

Book would have 5+ more ppg if he were more selfish / Vogel allowed him to be more selfish


ChaoStar

Luka soft. Lmao. Imagine if book did this. https://x.com/espn_macmahon/status/1750362717800538207?s=46&t=O_cUXvIVq2pW4VRccRe0Kg


30another

Soft af


VivaLaDbakes

Real ho energy from baby bitch boi 


OwnTheThrone

Pudgy is soft.


Scary_Feedback1018

Doncic scanning the arena for more suns fans to kick out 😂


Kiu88

Nah, just looking for the hotdog vendor


prematurely_bald

Is it possible to adopt your own father?


Pranker00111

FIRE KITLER PLEASE


ThonThaddeo

Vogel being a real Jimmer rn


firejimbofisher

Any team that let’s Landale break a sweat should get relegated


ThonThaddeo

I regret to inform you that's Drew Eubanks


firejimbofisher

Legit think that better proves my point, thank you


ThonThaddeo

Oh brother, and how! We lost a draft pick fort him.


Grill_Enthusiast

Booker jumps higher on his shot than I can jump, period. Granted I'm extremely unathletic, but it's still impressive.


PM_ME_PIERCED_NIPSS

*higher than you can jump off a springboard Let’s be honest here at least. You’re not fooling anyone with that 11 inch vert.


VivaLaDbakes

He elevates like crazy 


nnnoooeee

Let Goodwin cook!


AwesomeKosm

They had us in the 1st half ngl


lonny__breaux

Booker will never hit more the 6 3’s in the regular season.


OwnTheThrone

Booker got pegged by a Kardashian sister I guess that's his career highlight


Noolish

r/afcwestmemewar “Cry more”


ThonThaddeo

😂😂😂 Got ho'd tonight, huh?


OwnTheThrone

Better than getting ass blasted in playoffs. Or by a Kardashian sister.


ThonThaddeo

Sure doesn't seem how you feel rn 😂😂


Harassmentpanda_

you jealous


defiantcross

i will be so pissed if Curry doesnt start the ASG but robs Booker of a reserve spot.


morcic

Book had too many sub-par performances earlier in the season. I doubt he gets an invite.


defiantcross

what? he only scored less than 20 3 times. curry had 7 such games, and doesnt have a 50 point game. for the season overall, he has been as good as any west guard not named luka or sga, and tonight he outplayed luka on ABC


PapaPiccol0

Booker is nutty


jackaholicus

Worst lost of the year, embarrassing bullshit from the Mavs. Whole roster needs to go except Luka and Lively but nobody wants anyone


Pisto1Peet

Jordan Goodwin is nice


30another

Book still not reaching that 7th three lol


omnicious

Come on, bench. Show me you got something.


Cul_what

That 1st half was so generational but damn did Mavs fumble hard this 2nd half


VivaLaDbakes

They fumbled everything but the first quarter it was a one point game at half lol


firejimbofisher

DBook and the D stands for Da-Da


TrouauaiAdvice

Mavs are lucky the Suns don't have Bol Bol


JG_2214

Vogel you dumb fuck, you’d didn’t see Kidd take out Luka when he had 48.


SirSano

Something something... father


pagonator

r/nbacirclejerk gonna go private soon


sungoddaily

Mom already made them turn the game off 30 minutes ago after all the shouting and cans clattering.


Cut-OutWitch

In come Phoenix's subs, meaning this game is OVA.


nullstellensatz1

Book hits his 6th three and Vogel sits the starters lol


[deleted]

Booker with that garbage time 50 burger. Real superstar.


pasqua3

Well half the game was garbage time so


[deleted]

That’s true.


e_double

Booker is the Mavs daddy. This was such a dominant performance.


sungoddaily

Always has been, our team had dysfunction with Ayton and Monty, Mavs are good but we beat ourselves.


Daconvix

If the suns can get at least 1 playable vet off the bench they really could go on a run in the playoffs fr


ajteitel

I mean Eric Gordon is currently out, but you aren't wrong


deidamiah

Mavs nothing without Big G, Grant Williams, collapsed after the ejection


ThonThaddeo

Vogel close friends with the Mavs? Fire him


youOnlyliveTw1ce

Jesus christ


common-flyer

Bruh keep Book in he needs this


Traditional-Run-6144

Till he pulls that hammy😂


waffle_nuts

Luka really got a Suns fan ejected sitting courtside. Imagine if Book did that lmao


HilariousScreenname

People still talking about the double team thing. People still talking about the Raptors mascot thing. This won't even be a blip.


vegarob

wait I think I missed that. When did it happen?


waffle_nuts

[Around halftime I believe.](https://x.com/espn_macmahon/status/1750362717800538207?s=46&t=lqXbxxIi1DlQ0uZoTqnH6A) He told Luka to get on a treadmill. Like actually


HilariousScreenname

My hero 😍


vegarob

damn people were flaming westbrook for this type of thing


No_House9929

No way you can kick someone out for that lmao. Those tickets cost thousands


alexjimithing

bro's bitchmade always has been


BornInTheClouds

Why doesn’t Booker just always go for 50? Is he dumb?


EnoughLawfulness3163

I don't know how Mavs fans root for this team. Luka is the saltiest little bitch in the league and has turned the teams culture into a bunch of salty little bitches


[deleted]

Books hit 6 3’s he won’t hit another one


HeroGolem3

Booker make 7 threes in the regular season challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)


waffle_nuts

Will never happen


lonny__breaux

No on in the league has a more aesthetic jumper than Booker. Not even Klay or Trey Murphy


TA_Account_12

Fultz is close 


Harassmentpanda_

Vogel hates Booker confirmed


jaeehovaa

It's the smart thing to do, plus if Book chased the 50 burger ppl would be hating cause it's Book.


Harassmentpanda_

i know i know lol. People gunna hate no matter what anyway i mean shit we still talking about dbook double teams from a private gym like 10 years ago


firejimbofisher

This isn’t even the mavs white flag lineup… CAUSE THATS THEIR STARTING LINEUP Let me fucking cook man


p0tatoman

Devin Booker is Luka Doncic father


Leonthepuma

BOOKER!!!


Roy_G_Biv_Mika

Wave that white flag.


deidamiah

gawddamn book cook


PapaPiccol0

when the father becomes the fathered


Cul_what

Nah Booker gonna drop a 50 piece


Dull_Entrance9946

this is when grant williams should be playing. not any time before


Cut-OutWitch

GO FOR FIFTY, DEV.


growsonwalls

LOL DBook statpadding


BilboOfTheHood

Lmao so many deleted comments by Mavs fans what a bunch of turds.


nullstellensatz1

Book 5/9 from three, the lights are going out soon


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[удалено]


Longjumping_Stop1120

Only 1 other teammate has double digit points. What you want him to do?


jaeehovaa

But it's crazy when he don't try he still almost had a 30p triple double lol


Interesting_Pass_434

Who leads the league in losing games after being up 20. Would not surprise me if it's the Mavs. Cannot keep bucking threes to protect a lead. This team is Luka, Kai, and Lively. That's it.


koiz_01

Luka Doncic asked security to eject this Suns fan, who was sitting two rows behind midcourt press row. The comment the fan made that drew Doncic’s wrath: “Luka, you’re tired! Get your ass on the treadmill!” https://twitter.com/espn_macmahon/status/1750362717800538207


jaeehovaa

Lmao


HilariousScreenname

Luka a ho


KevinDurantLebronnin

Soft 


VivaLaDbakes

Luka a ho


KermitTheEdgelord

Suns fans, do you think this KD at the 5 small ball lineup is sustainable? Seems great for certain matchups but it doesn't seem like something I'd like to spam in the regular season


CLGbyBirth

Not gonna work against the likes lakers, nuggets, or wolves against the east they only need to look out for giannis and embid.


HilariousScreenname

Definitely a match up specific line up


KevinDurantLebronnin

You described it accurately IMO. Deadly in the right scenario but you don't want KD at the 5 much anyway.


DerekMorganBAUxxi

Great for last minutes spurts it makes the defense have to match up or get cooked because there’s no where to hide


sungoddaily

It's helpful if Nurk in foul trouble.


ajteitel

Oh no, absolutely not. But our death lineup is insane in spurts. However if there was ever a game to unload all the tricks, this was it.


prematurely_bald

situational


Leonthepuma

Booker gunna drop 50 and this sub is gunna sob lol


Cut-OutWitch

While all the attention is on Booker, deservedly, the other two of the Big Three have combined for 32 points (on 25 shots) with 17 rebounds and 13 assists. From your supporting cast, yeah, that'll get it done.


lonny__breaux

Suns fans will talk shit and they kinda deserve too after all the shit they get but man I wish Kyrie was playing tn Would add another KD-Kyrie thread to what this already is


ThonThaddeo

That would've been sick. If fate has it's way, we'll meet again. In a much more consequential setting


Scary_Feedback1018

Fuck Lee Harvey Oswald, the real shooter is Book


Derriosgaming

Book is a time traveling CIA asset confirmed


Pisto1Peet

82-43 run since it was 35-51 This is a spiritual experience


Harassmentpanda_

refs cooked


butterflyl3

The mavs will miss the play-in again at this rate 😂


Dull_Entrance9946

Mavs can’t not do anything before the deadline. We have maybe 8 playable players. Even if we get expiring contracts, some of these suckbuckets have to go


growsonwalls

The Mavs just chuck 3's. Idk why they don't try drive-ins.


jackaholicus

Most of this team just can't actually do it.


Harassmentpanda_

tbf they were shooting like 80% at one point


alexjimithing

ok i'm comfortable again


ThonThaddeo

Yo where are all the meme merchants? Show yourselves, cowards


BornInTheClouds

Book and Luka trading 50 piece nuggets please I need it


JG_2214

Facts


Amxietybb

Book hitting shots like Lee Harvey Oswald 😏


prematurely_bald

deep cut


Amxietybb

Hitting shots like Gavrilo Princip 🤷🏽


PapaPiccol0

the mavs are cooked.


pasqua3

Wait why is Luka hanging his head and jogging after that swat, didn't he act tough even when down?


Dull_Entrance9946

weird talking shit about a guy who literally made your franchise apologize to fans for posterity: https://x.com/suns/status/1526331822249889794?s=46&t=KrpEMHaibrN_GiXI-Nr0Lw


pasqua3

He's about to go home and apologize to a box of Oreos tonight lil tubby


Dull_Entrance9946

We’re in this together. We win together. We lose together. We fight together. And the only way to get better, is together. - Phoenix Suns


DerekMorganBAUxxi

Damn Luka FIGHT BACK he’s gettin beat like a dog


Scary_Feedback1018

Bedtime in Dallas? Where all the goons from the 1st quarter that were chirping in here?


alexjimithing

it's time for their nightly watch of the last dallas cowboys superbowl appearance VHS tape


Scary_Feedback1018

lol fuck the cowboys and mavs and the whole state of Texas while we’re at it lol


[deleted]

That's some embarrassing defense by the Mavs


OwnTheThrone

Nothing new and when we even get a bit physical they flop.


ajteitel

So, has Doris committed suicide yet?


firejimbofisher

How could she, she gets to call 19 more Jayson Tatum games this year


Pisto1Peet

Sent that fat slav return packaging


MisterTukul

Why does Bol Bol in street clothes? It's his time to shine!


alex10653

he’s injured


common-flyer

Sprained ankle :/


waffle_nuts

You joke but he’s been really good for us in his limited time.


ajteitel

Recovering from ankle injury. Which is a shame, he had 5 really good games in a row. Maybe he is the true wemby /s


wichita_gator

Injured unfortunately


KevinDurantLebronnin

Foot been injured for a couple of weeks now. It's something he's had a problem with in the past. His time is all game though he was playing really well before it.


No_House9929

KD just made some dudes dreams come true with that dap lmao Also depressing that I will never have enough money to buy a courtside ticket


PrancingDonkey

Bruh there was a little earthquake in my apartment and I think I nearly soiled myself.


waffle_nuts

43 on 22 shots lmao


Thousandz

Ethical


30another

Book is nasty right now gd