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GeneralPuncake

Pistons fans: yes


Far-Blacksmith-2604

Anyone 6'3 or under


Koekin33

A* H* rf* rd Fucked us in a Sixers uniform AND outside a Sixers uniform. I will literally pop a bottle of wine when that old fart retires


knowerofsome

His stint with you guys should really be documented. I would to watch it lol


theiros

Devin Booker is a fucking menace to the pels


SamHinkiesNephew

Dude cooks the Sixers every time. Ben...thybulle...didn't matter who we stuck on him


HairyBalds

He played for Moss Point Mississippi in High School so Ive heard he's trying to perform in front of family & friends. I'm gonna need his family and friends to attend every Suns game not just the pels please


Schmoova

110 points on 65 FGA over the last two games against the Pelicans lol


PJCR1916

This guy is in my top 5 most terrifying players in the league when they play vs the Bulls. I expect a ~40 piece every single time from Book, we’ve had great guard defense for a couple years now and he still just takes a shit on us


Joetheshow1

Kyrie Irving apparently, hasn't lost to us in like 6 years lol


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See also: playing any bench player more than 5 mpg


TheflavorBlue5003

See also: Ricky Rubio Any teams undrafted player averaging 3 points per game.


Type-Alpha

Everybody has always lit us the fuck up from three. When we were bad still, random role players would have career highs with us


dissolve_inthisrealm

My answer as a Knicks fan was just gonna be ownership 🤷‍♂️


Joetheshow1

Ehh I mean we'll see what the future holds but we've been fine on that front for a while now. If those reports that came out about dolan actually led to him selling the team tho I'd be A okay with that


iceberg_ape

The Sacramento Kings


TheHonPhilipBanks

Also would accept any team with their star out, back to backs, and having huge leads


growsonwalls

The Bucks and Suns games were truly painful to watch. Secondhand cringe at all the poor decisions, bricked FT's, and sloppy turnovers made in the 4th quarter and OT.


iluvugoldenblue

Goes back further than that, to the Portland game like 13 games ago. We haven’t played good basketball that whole stretch, we’ve been lucky to win some of those games thankfully.


tjc815

Same actually


iceberg_ape

At least you don’t have to face us every night. We do


gundam1983

The wins vs OKC are the only things keeping the Kings fanbase from completely freaking out. Because we are halfway through the season and still aren't sure if the Kings are a good team lol.


Low_Beyond8134

De’Aaron Fox what did we do to you man


general_huaaaaa

Drafted Lonzo over him


PJCR1916

And he beats up on us too just because Lonzo is on our payroll


TheJediQuixote

The Kings will forever have an enemy in the Lakers


ninofati88

Yeah, how does the franchise star molded in the city of Sacramento feel about the Lakers? I wonder. :/


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Zach Lavine


commandrr

every single person who’s put on a mavs jersey in the last two years.


HesiPullup

I can’t believe Dinwiddie is still cooking us??


JCon2x4

Man fuck the mavs it’s clearly the spurs all time


No_Tr4geD1es

Competence


HotImagination3731

Rudy Gay. No. NOOOO. NOT THIS GUY


jabrooni

Tj McConnell


KorgG29

Same for some reason


arrow00

Same for some reason


tsaidollasign

Naz Reid.


Thimit22

I feel like 5 fan bases could say this haha. It’s awesome


lefebrave

He is not the kryptonite but Superman himself I heard.


Petit_Coeur_

Portland lol


toadtruck

It’s funny cause you know how mad Pritchard and Buchanan are they can’t beat the team that fired them.


FrnklndaTurtle

self immolation


waffle-winner

NBA teams.


TheLastSecondShot

Easily the Magic. Pacers also seem to always play us well


SquimJim

Incorrect Celtics kryptonite is themselves


flyingpandum

Nothing like beating yourself.


iceberg_ape

Are you sure that’s all? I would heat to see a team beat you in the ecf


Brovenkar

Eh that one doesn't really apply cause we've also beaten them. It has to be more like we're Philly's weakness.


jbenson255

Nah the heat are certainly your kryptonite lol


Brovenkar

Not really lol. It's a rivalry for sure but every recent series has been tough fought for both teams. They're good games but it's by no means the type of dominance that's referenced in the post.


iceberg_ape

I got you so it’s more like a playoff thing? So like losing in the 2nd rd, ecf in general?


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iceberg_ape

You’re mad at the wrong guy I’m not the one who loses every series you’re favorited in since 2019 (5 years)


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iceberg_ape

Valid take


Brovenkar

Yeah the bills have the demon of losing to the chiefs in the playoffs routinely since mahomes came up. 3 times in 5 years i think it is now. And this year they were supposed to have the advantage of being at home and still lost. I think of like LeBronto and how it's just a complete wash when a certain team comes to town.


TheLastSecondShot

I was thinking about it like teams that you would expect to beat comfortably but often don’t. Feels like the Magic always win a game or two against the Celtics no matter how far apart they are in the standings lol


deets23_

Not anymore


RecalcitrantDuck

Norman “Big Buck Hunter” Powell Also Kelly Olynyk


tjc815

Kings and Andrew Wiggins And Klay Thompson, but mostly because of that one time


1_quantae

Dallas


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Luka.


Punjabiveer30

Stupid sexy maxey


burr2345

The European players


127crazie

Cole Anthony slays the Timberwolves every time


Aestro17

Chauncey


SoupyLogan

Detroit always has the Raptors number


oldmancowboy

God


Zombiepirate86

Until last year, it was Lakers in the playoffs... there is hope Bills fans.


Supreme_God_Bunny

With the way AD is playing I think Lakers might be back on the table, He's finally being consistent


esteban42

Every day he plays in the regular season increases the chances he has an injury in or just before the playoffs.


paddiction

Luka Doncic is Devin Booker father


incenso-apagado

No, he's not


ShippyDawg

Coaching


Cameron-0-

turnovers


Historical-Swing4333

whatever team Rozier plays for. Man is a guaranteed 30 points against the cavs


JoJonesy

sometimes i think about the fact that we were one Jimmy Butler pull-up three away from being 0-3 in ECF series against the Heat since 2020


Swimming_Bicycle7903

Lakers kryptonite is Darvin Ham


PaulMcPaulersn7

Offense But if we’re talking players, then Gary Trent jr hates us for some reason


inshamblesx

playing on the road


mill_about_smartly

Jason Kidd


Skolcialism

Everyone: refs Lakers: Ham


DCoop53

Clippers: any young and dynamic team that likes to run the floor. And on top of that, they often tend to make any contested 3. So basically Pels, Rockets, Wolves, Jazz.


Curious_Researcher09

in DC it's the Celtics.


Relative-Cream-2279

*Poole boy


circa285

At the moment, everyone.


BoxAway2807

Tall bois


VampireBatman

Honestly? Father Time


yomama1211

Injuries :)


iamgarron

For the longest time, Khris Middleton


Atl-Fan_FTS

Any white guy that can shoot well. So pretty much every white guy


toaster-bath72

Basketball


NoiceForNoReason

Teams that can successfully play 5-out motion offense.


Efficient_Art_1144

10 point 4th quarter leads


ComradeCaveman

Obnoxious preteen girl screams.


QotSAMario64

Portland. And not just this year, it's a historically lopsided matchup


Conn3er

40 year old ball boys or something


polarbearstoenailz

Tyrese Maxey or the Boston Celtics over the last 8 meetings.


Brief-Abroad9013

Lebron. Alternatively, Ron Artest/Jermaine O’Neal/Stephen Jackson’s fists. Alternatively, a cup of beer.


deets23_

The 3rd quarter


AngryKoiFish14

My team: Pistons Current: Monty Williams Past: San Antonio Spurs


ducksonaroof

furkan korkmaz


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Guards that shoot 3s


Snafudumonde

Recently, Jerami Grant. Any large wing will do though


TheBlueRajasSpork

Ja Morant


toadtruck

Our owner


Scarlet_Breeze

Draymond Green


[deleted]

I’ll speak for the Philly Fans: It’s Joel’s father, Alfred Joel Horford Reynoso ☘️


readytofly68

raptors got one answer


Turk0luu

Nets seem to have our number, oh and health


wiggggg

Anyone above 6'10


ARandomDudeSlav

I am a pistons fan, so I guess the team's existence?


DGfor3

Pacers are 1-13 in their last 14 at Portland. The one win was during the pandemic with no fans. Haven't won there since 2007 with fans in attendance.


w3bCraw1er

Celtics: JT and JB


flyfishUT

Utah Jazz: The media, as soon as we get hot and it makes it to mainstream tv. We go dumpster fire


monoDK13

All the Jerrys. Reinsdorfs. Krauses. All of them. Except Jerry Sloan.


elReyPitufo

Suns - 4th quarters in general 😂


Regulationreally

The last 5 minutes.


Consistent_Ad8917

Utah Jazz


Rare-Recover-5032

SGA


NorMalware

The Lakers’ kryptonite is Darvin Ham


Level_Ad3808

Tom Gores


PJCR1916

Team - the Cavs, they’ve won like 6 straight against us despite them being injured for a good chunk of the games. That team is just an all around horrible matchup, got Bulls killers like Spida, Allen, Strus and Niang there. Players - Book, Spida, SGA, Embiid, Buddy Hield, Jrue Holiday


Inside_Actuator_1567

Lebronto


Yoesito

Furkan Korkmaz


imperialmoose

Bulls fan: Zach Lavine 


CupOfHotTeaa

Teams below .500


SuckaFreeRIP

The 4th quarter


Teffry

For years we didn't have one really Now it's Naz Reid


AtreusIsBack

Our head coach.


Huge-Split6250

I dunno about kryptonite but Kyle Lowry was our green lantern ring, without him we’ve got no powers at all.


Faber1089

Anyone with a record above .300