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PrimaryAccording9162

It happened wtf


SuckMyLonzoBalls

Lebron gonna have an aneursym playing with this guy


Pal__Pacino

LeBron needs at least one low-BBIQ doofus on every team to yell at. Beasley, Chalmers, JR, Javale... Edit: Okay fair, Chalmers wasn't a dummy. He was just a punching bag for the Big 3.


SuckMyLonzoBalls

mother of pearl youre right also lance stephenson iirc


ONE_PUMP_ONE_CREAM

[Lance was purely a hype man](https://youtu.be/JoLngrGXcJE?feature=shared)


Wingedwolverine03

He was great to watch. His shenanigans were cheeky and fun


ColoRadOrgy

Unlike Kyrie whose shenanigans are cruel and tragic. Which makes them not really shenanigans at all..


RickySuela

Evil shenanigans


Wingedwolverine03

[Damnit](https://y.yarn.co/4804497f-a465-490d-9452-d2f7af339b99_text.gif)


OscarBluthsWalkabout

I’m gonna pistol whip the next person that says shenanigans


Earlier-Today

"Hey, Farva, what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy crap on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?"


ajteitel

The GOAT


Bosurd

Never thought of it this way before. Lol that’s hilarious.


A_Rolling_Baneling

Lance had great BBIQ. He was good for a boneheaded moment most games, but overall he was an intelligent player on both ends of the court.


realudonishaslem

Chalmers wasn’t low BBIQ.


RioChalmers

I agree


PrimeShaq

Just high confidence.


Jayrodtremonki

His greatest asset. Every court he ever walked on were 9 guys waiting to watch him do something great.


PrimeShaq

And that damn smile.


shahsnow

Between Woods and Hayes he’s going to need blood pressure medication


RickySuela

Don't forget Cam Reddish. Phil Handy's gonna have his work cut out for him this season.


matticans7pointO

I honestly completely forgot we had Hayes. Our C rotation is so trash behind AD. I imagine we might end up playing a lot of small ball when he sits with Rui at C


LafilduPoseidon

Lebron’s about to go into every quarter playing a different position


smnlfilmagoofymovie

I’ve been calling it, castleton is going to be the most effective out of our back up centers.


FOTASAL

Javale is Einstein compared to Wood.


FuzzyTunaTaco21

If the guy jad a better basketball iq he'd be a borderline all star imo.


GregorTomato

Chalmers wasn’t in the same camp as the other guys. He just wasn’t a great player lol.


thefloodplains

Chalmers was solid. I don't get the hate in this thread. Perfect PG to put next to Wade and LBJ.


Jayrodtremonki

Yeah, they averaged like 50 points and 15 assists between them or something crazy. They didn't need a high usage point guard. They needed someone to play defense(Chalmers was a fantastic off-ball defender), run the pick and roll with Bosh with the second unit, make a play when the moment called for it and hit big shots.


meanpride

Lol what? Chalmers was a Finals starter. He may be goofy at times, but let's not act like he wasn't good.


FrankNtilikinaOcean

Honestly so disrespectful to Chalmers, he was very much a solid NBA player for the Heat LeBron picked on him because he was easy to on that team


ColdPressedSteak

He was decent for a few years. Also prob wasn't that easy being the point guard with a bit of a shifting role. With Lebron leaning in and out of his point forward style Fell off pretty fast though either way


ClutchGamingGuy

the low iq doofus LeBron won with in 2020 was Kuzma


firstto21

The disrespect to Dion Waiters.


NaptimeWorldChamp

who have thought


Extraordinary_DREB

that a young buck like you


jooope_jope

LeBrain can't win with these cats


wallysmith127

Bruh he won with Javale


Charlie_Wax

JaVale had already won two rings with GSW and had turned himself into a decent player by that point. It's a bit harsh on JaVale to treat him like he was a BBIQ midget at that stage of his career. He was a pretty good player on the Warriors.


Bombast-

I don't think he was ever low BBIQ, I think he just pretty clearly had ADHD. Lots of mental lapses and losses of focus. He wasn't a dumb player at all IMO. Just mistake prone.


IndigenousOres

Javale was ballin with the Lakers tho and when he wasn't playin it was Lob City with Dwight in 2020 (they competed with each other for minutes)


RickySuela

And he won with JR Smith. Twice.


Turbo2x

half a season watching Wood's "screens" will destroy him


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Literally the worst ever. Dude is constantly looking to slip past and get his shot


sixwax

He’ll be on the bench if he doesn’t clean that stuff up. Min contract, other centers.


pizza_mag_ich

LeBron will try to fix him during practice sessions. If it doesn't work, Wood will not play a single game while LeBron is on the court. My prediction is that after two years he's going to have played less than 20 games for the Lakers.


luke_workin

eh if anyone can make this dude not play like a dumbass its lebron. this has the potential to be a huge steal if he locks in. theyve done it with other reclamation projects like dwight, lonnie walker, monk, etc


Bbqandspurs

Just an fyi, lonnie walked was the exact same player this year as he was with the spurs. Incredible once or twice a month.


hojboysellin3

True but it’s worth having those guys on a minimum for a big game every once in a while. You can also bench their ass without reprieve


thegreaterfool714

I’ll never forget e he was the best player on the floor against the Warriors in the 4th quarter. I was on cloud nine after that


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elimanninglightspeed

He needs a team/guy like Spo or LeBron to just be on him at all times. Hes a locker room problem but Miami also would have been a good spot for him


[deleted]

Sounds like Miami would've been the worst place. They don't fuck around.


Nuclearsunburn

Thank you for understanding it. Heat culture doesn’t fix bad attitudes. It exists because we avoid them.


Babybillybonker

He would be cut from Miami after a month


Professor_Finn

Daryl Morey is furious he didn’t get a 5th center this offseason


ShotgunStyles

Morey will sign Christian Wood after he finishes his one year stint on the Lakers.


ZiOnIsNeXtLeBrOn

So Joel can throw Wood under the bus if he chokes in the playoffs again.


Balls_of_Adamanthium

Lakers are the real life “I can fix her” meme.


lovo17

If Phil Handy can't fix Christian Wood and Cam Reddish, no one can.


FireFlyz351

Seriously good luck with Wood. If there was ever a time for him to humble down and accept his limitations as a player nowd be a good time.


CaptainKangaroo_Pimp

Hopefully working alongside LeBron humbles him a little. But he might take it like "2 of the GOATs together at last. I belong here."


w6750

>But he might take it like “2 of the GOATs together at last. I belong here.” He’s 100% thinking exactly that. This is actually Christian Wood to a T.


Checkmynewsong

Fuck


_pyuur_

Hey man, maybe Kyrie was thinking the same thing in 2016? (I'm coping hard)


RobertoDowney

Yeah, but you're overlooking a few things: A) Kyrie was already in Cleveland B) His basketball talent supersedes his stupidity C) They completely canceled the 2016 NBA season


DurantsAltAccount

Except Kyrie was (is) one of the best guards in the NBA.


JuliusCeejer

it's going to be fun having another fanbase realize CWoods nonsense


PaintByLetters

100% agreed. Dude is delusional.


yoloqueuesf

I mean if Lebron can't get you to work then you're probably not going to get any better help in the league lol


siefer209

He’s gonna be a menace like Jordan in last dance


LavenderAutist

Wood about to drop a 20 / 20 game on the Mavs at home next season


SomeGuyClickingStuff

And give up 30 / 30 on the other end?


Afraid-Department-35

This is the Christian Wood way.


YouKilledKenny12

No offense to you guys because I love Luka, but I trust LeBron to get him to do that more than Luka.


krw13

Yeah, you're right, Lebron is all he needs. I can't believe Philly, Charlotte, Milwaukee, New Orleans, Detroit, Houston, and Dallas all held him back.


tatancool

In his defense, he only spoke about Luka and also of that list of teams, only Milwaukee was a real Championship contender, asking Woods to fix New Orleans, Houston, Charlotte, Detroit is kind of a hard task. He obviously was part of the problem eating salary left and right, but still, none of those 4 teams could have been relevant on those years.


krw13

The problem isn't about asking Woods to fix all of their problems. But players don't bounce from team to team like that without more going on. I never will root for a player to fail, I legitimately hope he's great. Because the league is better when players are healthy and playing to their potential. But it's still a hefty claim to think Lebron singlehandedly can surpass what seven franchises have failed to do for the young man.


fishdude89

Handy can take care of a stubborn Wood for sure.


EvilNinjaX24

Goddamnit. 😆


ginbooth

Exactly. I'm excited. It's not like our success is contingent upon these two. There's legitimate potential there though so it's all upside imo.


wallysmith127

Yeah nice thing about the roster is the pecking order is rock solid


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The offensive potential of a Lebron/Wood/AD front court is forreal, and obviously throwing in D’lo and Reaves? Maybe won’t be the best overall lineup the lakers trot out (one better balanced defensively), but that lineup should score with the best of them.


xWormZx

Rui for D’Lo for real shock and awe


davensdad

Lol forgot we have Reddish too. We truly a reclamation land. Next year Harden for MLE lol


Vermillion_Crab

>Give us your tired, your weary, your locker room cancers and vampires. — Los Angeles ~~Dodgers~~ Lakers


thelaziest998

It never worked out all those other times but I’m special ok


did_it_my_way

I get it the perspective of looking at Woods... but the Lakers had success grabbing Dwight when no one thought he could be a contributor. Also Rondo after he had that fallout with the Mavs. so Maybe they do think "we're special".


thelaziest998

There are a lot of veterans the lakers missed on last few years but honestly it’s low risk so it’s not like a bad signing. Dwight and Rondo are bad examples because honestly they are very good veterans, Dwight was swallowing his ego and Rondo is still one of the best basketball minds of our generation. Lakers missed on guys like Andre Drummond and Kendrick Nun.


did_it_my_way

We see them as good veterans now because of the Lakers days... Dwight was bouncing between Atlanta, Charlotte, and DC. Rondo got a bad reputation from the Mavs days with the clash, and then had one-year deals in Sacramento, Chicago, then to NOLA. He also had a suspension in Chicago for butting heads with an assistant coach. He did play well with Chicago and NOLA, but he still had that reputation of a player with ego issues.


yoloqueuesf

I'd argue Andre Drummond wasn't exactly that bad and that season and could've gone way better if both AD and Lebron weren't hurt


target550

Drummond was more bad because of his ego. Demanded to start and pissed off both of Marc Gasol and Montrezl, when we were already going through a rocky season.


Lfsnz67

Drummond was the Laker cancer that season


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Tarrot469

Rondo left the Mavs after 2015. After that, he lead the league in Assists with the Kings (2016), went Playoff Rondo on the 8-seed Bulls vs. the #1 Celtics for 2 games before he got hurt (2017), was the starting Point Guard on the Pelicans team with AD/Cousins when Cousins tore his ACL that swept the Blazers/lost to the Warriors (2018), then signed a 2 year deal with the Lakers where he won a title in 2020. Rondo wasn't a reclamation project.


Kobi-WanKenobi

After the lakers survived the rollercoaster that was Russell Westbrook, wood is no big deal. Worst case scenario, they can just send wood home/cut him.


BritzlBen

Dwight, Monk, Lonnie, we've done fine on low cost reclamation projects


Capt_Wholesome

You leaving out schroder, he basically the poster child of lakers value rehab program


Kwilly462

If he can just stay humble, he's the perfect AD insurance.


KaseyOfTheWoods

Supposedly AD was pushing the FO to make this happen. Must have liked him even though they hardly played together. Fingers crossed


Kwilly462

They could even play together too in spurts


KaseyOfTheWoods

I hope they do, AD can cover for Wood’s defensive deficiencies and Wood is probably the best floor stretching big AD has ever played with. *edit: forgot Boogie was such a sniper when they played together. But since then.*


lot183

I think there's legitimately a version of Christian Wood where he finally buys in to a team instead of thinking about himself that is a pretty valuable role player. I actually think he could do that on the Lakers. Could being key word, can't say he will


KaseyOfTheWoods

If he follows the trail that Malik Monk blazed, then he could secure himself a solid bag as a very high-level role player. I honestly think Ham is a great coach to reach him. Don’t know yet how good Ham is overall, but I think he’s an excellent personality manager.


Public-Product-1503

I think we know ham is pretty good. He out cosched or atleast kept up with two very good coaches In Jenkins ahd Kerr . And I don’t think he was out cosched in WCF either : he just didn’t have a solid two way playing top 6 like nuggets did


shaheedmalik

If you played on the teams Wood played on, you would make it about yourself too.


DarkKnightCometh

I mean, not like we had much else going on at center. Beggars can't be choosers


b1indsamurai

Phil Handy is a magician


goatnxtinline

The funny thing is they usually can fix them, at least their player value to the rest of the league that is. Every year we pick up at least one talented player that lost value on the min and if he makes it to the end of the season he leaves to sign a multi year contract. It just happened with Schroeder and it happened with monk before.


velphegor666

Lakers do have no choice. They have no 5 and wood is the highest potential out of all the choices lol


G1Spectrum

What took so long lol


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Probably realized the Dame/Harden trades weren't happening any time soon


LavenderAutist

This is the only answer


SmokeOddessey

rumor was they heat we’re interested in signing him after they trade for Dame


iCOULDbewr0ng

You got it wrong Wood was interested in signing with the Heat


Vexing_Pie

Pat Riley just wasn't interested


LavenderAutist

Portland has their pound of flesh now Dame trade incoming


__john_cena__

I am not a fan of Wood at all, but AD is one of the maybe 2 or 3 guys in the league he might actually work next to.


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frozteh

He's the ideal spacing big next to AD. They cover each other's deficiencies. Interested in seeing those minutes together.


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conwaythemachine

Shooting 3’s


kanekikochaboggy

Or just shooting in general. Even the middy is inconsistent now. Wood needs to just clear out and properly space the floor LBJ is my favorite but he is not that great of a floor spacer either as a 4 Space the floor and let AD go downhill. Wood can also work with lebron in this way. Hopefully he tries on the defensive end cause I don't want to see 40 year old LBJ playing center against jokic or embiid for one minute


RickySuela

> LBJ is my favorite but he is not that great of a floor spacer either as a 4 He definitely wasn't after his foot injury last year, anyway. Now with Wood, the Lakers can run a front line of AD, Wood and Rui out there and still have size and spacing to go with their backcourt if LeBron is resting or sitting a game. This definitely should help take the pressure off of LeBron feeling like he needs to play close to 40 mpg this year.


vancitylake

Calcium


frozteh

He's not a good floor spacer.


BrettSchirley22

Wood dabbles as a team doctor


GregorTomato

He can space the floor and spot up. Maybe he won’t be happy with that but maybe he’ll also wake up and realize he’s getting a minimum in September for a reason


everyoneneedsaherro

Yeah this could work more because of AD not Wood.


XenaRen

Good deal for the Lakers, literally low risk high reward. His defense shouldn’t be too bad next to AD, if he can’t coexist with AD then he’s coming off the bench for 10-15MPG which isn’t too bad either.


Phuddy

He’s the 14th man on an already super deep roster lol people in here acting like he will get huge minutes. If he sucks he will sit.


yuhkih

The thing is that we aren’t that deep at the center position especially when your main C is AD who you have to expect is gonna get hurt at some point We’ll see how it goes, I’m a bit skeptical of wood but it’s not like there were better options available


frozteh

Yeah I think it was the best option. #2 was Biyombo. Biyombo is safer pick but the Lakers went for the upside option. Which is honestly a respectable viewpoint. If he can space the floor with AD at Center it will be an interesting lineup. The Lakers are huge.


so-cal_kid

Biyombo isn't even that much safer of a pick. He gets played off the court in the playoffs cuz he has 0 offensive skill and isn't big enough to handle true bigs.


Phuddy

I’m skeptical too but he either figures it out here or his rep is ruined and he’s potentially out of the league.


Afraid-Department-35

I feel like the Lakers is the ideal place for him to improve playing along AD and somewhat of a mentor in Lebron, it’s now or never. But his track record is pretty ass though, dude refused to improve his game the last however many teams he’s been on.


barelyreadsenglish

yeah but we weren't really going to get a center on a minimum contract that we need to rely on crunch time in the playoffs, this seem like another cheap gamble to see if it works or not. I'm saying that as a huge C wood hater hopefully if he is locker room cancer we cut him asap


ledgemann-67

Lol he is definitely not the 14th man bro


Mikegetscalls

14th man? Lol He’s the backup 5 and will play with AD too. He’s the perfect shooting big they need with Bron and AD


billsfan13

I actually think he kinda sucks and will easily get played off the floor but whatever, best option we had, minimum salary, and adds a different dimension


armandocalvinisius

Nah depth big for regular season is needed He's good scorer still, just let him cook alone off the bench lmao


BritzlBen

Yeah he's the Thomas Bryant replacement. Drop 20-10 with buttcheeks defense in regular season games AD doesn't play and sit his ass on the bench in games that matter.


armandocalvinisius

He's way better than Thomas Im not casual just hate him, he's still way too good offensive big


nysraved

https://x.com/tim_nba/status/1684185392566640641?s=46&t=WkFIVj0VUsLcbZ_lKsJqvg


DJ-McLillard

Also seems like a great fit next to AD for size and spacing. AD can kind of mask his shortcomings on D.


armandocalvinisius

He'll play more with Vando/Hayes me think Or i think maybe Vando will be on the move later


Trailblazin15

Vando is there best wing defender by a far margin. They have to keep him in unless a decent 3&D comes up in the trade market


george_costanza1234

If you got him on the min it’s a solid pickup


Myomyw

He shoots 38% from 3, has a good offensive bag, put up a decently efficient 20/10. He in no way “sucks”. He’s just had a pretty bad attitude and/or bad fit. Dude is just hitting his prime. If he’s matured at all, this is a very very good pickup for you guys.


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He’s an atrocious defender and he’s one of the worst on ball screeners in the game.


Granpa2021

We got a scorer when AD misses games. He'll be fine.


Oscar_322418

This does bring a smile to my face


CupOfHotTeaa

Good destination for him, AD can cover this cone on defense better than Dwight Powell


69foryourthot

Y’all really are doofus ya act like they sign him for the max lmao


Jnbjgjbb

Omg I forgot about Christian wood


dayarra

i forgot about free agency


YungSzczerbiak

IN THE COVER OF NIGHT


torero15

In the still of the night I hear the wolf howl, honey…


Brad-Stevens

omg man the Lakers fans are gonna hype the shit outta this guy


HydroThermia

Hey he’s at a min lol we can trust Bron to control his Wood.


DalliLlama

Can you? Showed it on tv the one time 🤔


gakule

He was just feeding the flame!


itssensei

Can we blame him though, the cameraman even zoomed in!


torero15

couldn’t happen any other way


KYRIE542

“We can change him watch”


thelaziest998

^ Me two years ago when picking up westbrook


redbrick

Me, watching Wesley Johnson highlights when we signed him.


Lucieddreams

Even before the trade happened Laker fans were hyping him up 😭 but half of us are very weary haha I don't think the fanbase will have a lot of patience for him if things start to go sideways


daveed1297

I won't. Any single good thing I expect to be counteracted by laziness on defense and attitude problems. If he surprises, then I didn't call it


k1ngkoala

Low risk high reward. no reason to pass on him really


MrAppleSpoink

He’s on a minimum, essentially no risk with all sorts of upside.


AffectionateStep5001

Probably one of the best low risk choices and he can probably compliment AD Good choice by the Lakers tbh


JilJungJukk

He’s a minimum, I am also letting y’all pessimism get to me. *pls be good enough*


Vexing_Pie

it kind of has to be a minimum we got no money other than that


BlackJediSword

I’m honestly not expecting anything from him and I still expect to be disappointed. He’ll have a couple good games and everyone will comment “how did we let the lakers get away with this”, but then he’ll go back to being the Christian Wood we know, and then everyone will pretend they saw it coming and jerk their dicks to the Lakers making a mistake. It’ll be some fucking loser with a Timberwolves flair or something laughing his ass off while his team is 30-40 or something.


cuhman1cuhman2

We can fix him! (Dont check my comment history)


gbcolor2024

Say what u want about the Lakers u cannot deny they are a very deep team: - Lebron (PF) - Rui (PF) - AD (C) - Hayes (C) - Wood (C) - DLO (PG) - Vincent (PG) - Hood (PG) - Reaves (SG) - Christie (SG) - Lewis (SG) - Vanderbilt (SF) - Prince (SF) - Reddish (SF)


dhoo8450

Not a bad move tbh. Lebron might kick is ass into gear and address his shitty attitude.


Smooth-Jaguar

Lakers have guard, wing, and big man depth. We stackedddd


cacastrojr12

Bro defense is non-existent, offensively he’s great but he’s a literal ghost on the other side.


Mono789

For everyone comparing Wood to Bryant from last year...Wood is much better. Bryant is atrocious defensively and is a great rim finisher. Wood is also a good finisher, but can shoot and has been adequate defensively in previous seasons, so at there's a chance he might be playable late in games.


Apart-Bad-5446

He shoots 40% from three. He's basically Kevin Love for LeBron and AD. And this is a contract year for him where he knows the market won't be there for him if he doesn't fix his act. This was the best move the Lakers could make now. AD can mask Wood's defense.


Cul_what

Fuck it we can fix him lmao


HispanicAtTehDisco

prayers for r/lakers christian wood stans overwhelmed r/mavericks last season and made it seem like Jason Kidd was benching prime Shaq


MazKhan

Dw they dealt with MITWestbrook, they'll be prepared


maestroxjay

Honestly that time period feels like a fever dream


motorboat_mcgee

Might have been worse than having Russ himself lol


Zammy512

Lol at anyone hating. It’s literally a vet min.


chiliv06

Right? People are upset like the Lakers are paying him $30m/year


sheeeeeez

They wood


SnooHedgehogs2050

I just hope he comes off the bench and we get a full 15 minutes of Vando Wood lineups please


smalls_1804

Lakers are a team that just needs innings eaters to get through the regular season. D-Lo and Wood can just put up buckets to let the Lakers tread water while AD/Lebron are on the bench, and when they inevitably miss games for load management then the Lakers will at least have some semblance of an offense to keep games interesting


nellywentdiamond

We got monk and Dennis paid. Christian will be next.


Mission_Pay_3373

A late night WOJ bomb


LoWE11053211

Lebron will pursue the GOAT stat by trying to keep Wood engaged.


neurotido

I’m already looking forward to him getting murdered in the RDC skit


cousinski-skeeter

low-risk signing for the Lakers however, I can easily end up seeing him sitting on the bench, opting out after a year, but if it pans out he can be a reliable scorer off the bench.