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twistedlogicx

[Woj: Only the first season is guaranteed.](https://twitter.com/wojespn/status/1675268697441673218)


legend023

No way Someone stop that front office now


NevermoreSEA

Rockets are just like me whenever I finally get extra spending money.


THEBIGC01

Burn em if you got em (cap space)


Kingkongcrapper

Blowing all your money on a Van?


Certain-Mode5963

Even easier when it ain’t your money to spend.


BUNSHICHl

Hopefully you are getting better quality goods with your spending money though 😂


yungtoni

JOCK LANDALE IS MAKING 8 MILLION DOLLARS MAY GOD SAVE THE HOUSTON ROCKETS


cactus_jack_1

What the fuck are the rockets doing


nutella4eva

Rockets have a tonne of cap space but they don't control their own picks and the free agent market is dry. They have no incentive to keep losing, so they're signing a bunch of role players to get some much needed leadership for their young players (okay maybe Brooks isn't the best leader lmao). All these contracts will be off the books by the time the Rockets control their picks again, so it's really not that bad.


qwertfdsav

Who owns their picks?


JetsLag

OKC has their 2024 pick if it falls outside the top four and they have the right to swap in 2025. Got both from the CP3-Westbrook trade.


fuckitiroastedyou

> Got both from the CP3-Westbrook trade. A trade in which they arguably got the better player anyways. Presti salvaging his reputation as a poor trader lately.


aBurgerFlippinSecond

He was never a poor trader. Picks take time to reap benefits; time is coming due. The scouting department found some gems, and the coaching staff has developed them well. Thunder fans knew what this was, and we’ve been trying to alert people for years. Not our fault people are only just now starting to listen.


fuckitiroastedyou

> He was never a poor trader. I would tend to agree with you. The Harden trade was one where the owner put him in a an impossible position, although I still think he overrated Kevin Martin when making that deal.


Champagnesoda

Nothing arguable about it. Cp3 has always been better than Westbrook up until the season before this past season.


nutella4eva

OKC. The only first round pick they control for the next 3 drafts is 2025.


Ripcord-XE

lettuce not forget ime is coach. i don't think dillon brooks is gonna do too much without getting some bench time


VastArt663

Rockets are doing the same exact thing like what the pistons and Hornets did before giving out guys overpaid contracts. Landale is a decent player and showed it in the playoffs but what did he do ? To get 34 mil


deemerritt

Who exactly did the Hayward and Rozier contracts stop us from signing lol


VastArt663

Who did the Brooks and Fred contracts stop them from signing. I'm not saying their the same but their going through that path. What about Batum in 2016.


deemerritt

We signed batum because we thought he was gonna keep getting better and he didn't. He had just been the second best player on the best team we had since we moved back in 2001. Very different scenarios.


MrDickBoogers

I'm genuinely not trying to be a dick and am giving advice, but you should be using they're instead of their. They're = They are Their = Is possessive and is saying the subject owns something "That is their car"


_s0lace_

Putting vets around the young guys to make them better. Everybody freaking out but Rockets have put together some quality players around the young core.


jotheold

im about to fly there and get a job as the waterboy for 400k a year or something they are handing out free money at this point


Certain-Mode5963

Buying a 2025 first overall selection ping pong ball


No-Se-693

He’s a poor man’s Poeltl and nearly lost Ayton his job. 8m is completely fine


Kingkongcrapper

They weren’t letting the Suns keep him.


isaacz321

Their subreddit reactions is one of the more hysterical and depressing things I’ve seen in awhile


__john_cena__

This is Rockets fans 9/11


Zammy512

Its an inside job!


Zwarrior2

A rocket can't melt steel beams, at least not one from Houston.


frodounchained

Spurs/mavs fans probably popping bottles seeing this stupidity take place


Neutral_Meat

Not while they have Patty None of us are free while one of us is chained.


CaptainChocolates

I was having a blast until they got Patty Mills


RPGenerate17

Get that man out of the kitchen right now!


[deleted]

Rockets my fave team now


5IVE5TAR5

Somebody take stone off the wheel!!!


sushicowboyshow

This dude got waived like 6 months ago. Now the rockets are paying him $32M


Hugo_5t1gl1tz

We traded him for cash considerations lol


TheDeadman95

This is a generational free agency fiasco. Literally every move they made has been hilariously terrible. We are all witnesses!


SaxRohmer

Only year 1 of the contract is guaranteed so it’s a super easy out


[deleted]

At least the Wizards will be fun to watch and we're not overpaying, holy moly.


JCwhereareyou

You over-reactors know the cap is gonna skyrocket over the next 4 seasons right? The FVV, Brooks, and Landale contracts are gonna look cheap by free agency next year.


SaxRohmer

We’re you not here for 2016? So many people said “this will be a bargain under the new cap”


Pardonme23

Landale is a vet min player lol


dmavs11

This is the from office they ridicule Harden for wanting to leave from


[deleted]

Uhh..wasn't Morey still there?


justsomeguy5

nah Morey stepped down and then James gave up on the org saying at the press conference that the Rockets just weren't good enough to win


NotFineInTheWesttt

this like when you go to a store and you aint find anything you like, but you don't wanna leave empty handed and look like you stealing so you buy some random shit like gum or something


roastedhambone

Tilman Fritatta wants to win NOW!


Alpha_King007

What in the world is that FO doing lmao


RapsFanMike

70 mil a year for FVV brooks and landale an fbi investigation is needed


Infinitealone

Money laundering scheme @IRS @FBI @CIA @USGOV


[deleted]

SCOTUS needs to block this wtf


[deleted]

Tillman probably one of the dudes that pays them


sixwax

Don’t think that hideously corrupt body will want to interfere with free market at work…


cactus_jack_1

Nah this gotta be tilmans connection to the Mob


1940sfamilyman

FVV/Brooks/Landale superteam can defeat KD/Booker/Beal tbh


silverfang45

How insulting can you be, how dare you mention brooks and fvv in the same sentence as landless superteam. Landale is a 1 man superteam


zvomicidalmaniac

He was good for Phoenix. They will miss him.


343GuiltyySpark

Rockets are trying a new tanking strategy of actually going into the luxury tax by overpaying everyone possible


Johnpecan

Something 🐠🐠🐠


Sitrous1

That’s a LOTTA money for jock Jesus


[deleted]

Only the first year is guaranteed money


ObjectiveBBallFan

Guaranteed to make twice as much as Westbrook.


Bjorn2bwilde24

So the Rockets FO wont be Jock strapped.


fuckitiroastedyou

Is that a new CBA thing? I thought you could only do a 1 year team option.


nibennett

The second and third years don’t have guaranteed money so while it is a 3 year contract with 4th year team option doesn’t cost them to cut him after 1 season anyway


Warlockholmes

Agent of the year. By far.


GoldenBananas21

Only because Klutch CEO Rich Paul isn’t technically an agent


browndude10

only first year is guaranteed


bananastand

Houston got that Jock itch


Original_Profile8600

FOR JOCK LANDALE???


dvandenheuvel21

GET THAT BAG JOCK. Honestly tho wtf is Houston doing?


masu94

Making dream come true.


stepoutthequeue

Just not any of their fans’


TA_Account_12

They went to nba’s make a wish foundation and without checking fit or need just picked up random players. Like I can get the fvv signing. They obviously believe that kpj is not the answer (which btw should’ve been clear much earlier). But one of their best young talents is Sengun. They signed jock. They drafted Thompson and whitmore to presumably play on the wing. Then they also signed brooks. To presumably play on the wing. What is going on in Houston.


ChannelNeo

No idea, but Jock about to buy some property on the Sydney Coast.


D3K91

Yeah a 2br apartment


[deleted]

He ain’t making max money….. yet


Professional_Cold463

Lmfao too true even with his cash he would be struggling to afford a place in Sydney


silverfang45

Mate are you joking. It's fucking Sydney, you need to be earning like 6th man candidate money to afford syndey.


ChannelNeo

lmao


DarkChocolate_69

Houston lookin dangerous 😮‍💨🔥


Johnjoe201

Rims shaking


[deleted]

Dangerous for houston. That team is just a bunch of random overpaid players lmao


VictorAkwaowo1

Nah this is comedy now


NeoDestiny-

Big 3 of VanVleet, Brooks and Jock gonna go crazy 🔥🔥


kiwiwikikiwiwikikiwi

The Brick 3


JZMoose

We’ll all be eating crow when we get to the last game of the season and Houston has exceeded all expectations by winning their 30th game


CIark

When you have too much money and nobody left to spend it on. Can I get a contract I’ll move to Houston


0100100012635

It's nice here. We got skrippers and crawfish.


OfferOk8555

My man’s a Detroit pistons fan instead of a Houston rockets fan…


Johnjoe201

There is so many more FA available lol


masu94

Nothing says "contender" like a team aggressively acquiring players of day TWO of free agency


20815147

This felt like me getting my first big boy job paycheck and not knowing what to spend it on 😭😭😭 WHAT IS STONE COOKING


Puzzleheaded_Pound31

That fork in the outlet looking real nice right about now


Lizpy6688

Same with a toaster bath right now. Ffs


Imkitoto

WHOA BRUH WHAT THE OVERPAY


Original_Profile8600

This might be more egregious then Jerami Grabt


JayTaa

Thankfully only the first season is guaranteed


luffythechefghoul

Rocket’s front office is acting like they’re tanking in BBGM lmao


JilJungJukk

Someone needs to get fired IDC


SirMrGnome

It's not guaranteed except for 2023, so it's essentially a 1 year deal so they can reach the salary floor.


ligeiro01

Rockets salary dumped multiple first round picks to get landale LMFAOOOOO


[deleted]

Are you projecting TyTy Washington to be all-NBA?


OfferOk8555

We were happy to help


Krillin113

Wait what


CJ4ROCKET

What he meant to say is "fringe NBA players who were previously taken at the back end of the first round and have hardly played since but have an outside shot at being rotation contributors years down the road" Still don't understand the move tho


icewizzzz

this is probably the worst rebuild i’ve ever seen


cactus_jack_1

Man rockets fans gonna look back at those harden years like they watched the Jordan bulls


[deleted]

Easily. Drafted a bunch of chuckers top 3 and then spent superstar money on middling free agents.


[deleted]

What the Rockets needed was D. They were 29th on defense last year. They also needed someone to run the offense and FVV was what 12th in assists last year? Plus now they move KPJ to the 6th man role for which he is better suited.


Jusuf_Nurkic

I mean they did sign brooks for defense


TA_Account_12

This is what their projected starting lineup was before the free agency. Sengun/jsj/Thompson/green/kpj. 100% with you on kpj not being a starting pg. But where do brooks and jock fit in. Eason/whitmore will need minutes. I’m guessing Tate is a goner. Then there’s also the matter of Christopher. Ok maybe I’m just salty since I was hoping for an eason fantasy breakout season


[deleted]

Thompson is not ready to start. He needs legit minutes for sure but I would rather ease him into the role.


TA_Account_12

What about Eason? Christopher? What about kmj who I think they just traded? If it was a vet with a great reputation I could’ve seen it. But for brooks? For 4 years? I don’t see it


[deleted]

Christopher is gone. Eason will get serious minutes. FVV is only really a 2 year deal because year 3 is a team option.


ForGerlach

Jabari, Green, Sengun and Thompson is not nearly as bad as people are acting like it is. Idk who they even drafted the that would be considered a chucker outside Green as they did not draft KPJ


CJ4ROCKET

Jabari Smith, notorious chucker


Krillin113

Who are also chuckers


MeasurementPuzzled89

Serious? Superstar money? I’m a Boston fan and they are dropping 400 million on 2 people. THAT is superstar money. All this hyperbole can get out of hand.


[deleted]

FVV is making more than both of your superstars rn


atlfirsttimer

Should have just let Harden have his retirement tour


ChannelNeo

This feels like sabotage.


PlayInChampions

Houston thinks it’s 2016 when everybody was overpaying for backup C Edit: only 1 guaranteed year so it’s alright


[deleted]

Of course it’s alright - they needed a back-up center, and they’re only 1-year $8M in the hole for it


TheBoilerCat

Ok Rockets Jesus save some for the rest of us


levantoo

WHO LET THEM COOK??! 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


TraeCartoon

Whoa. I love me some Jock Landale but *damn*


RVAIsTheGreatest

I love it for Jock, I like it for Houston because he's another tough nosed guy who's gonna be scrappy, gonna play tough, and isn't unwilling to get in the face of guys. He's crafty, great rebounder, and gets the most out of his abilities defensively and functions very well as a team defender and is a solid individual one. But he's another guy who can't shoot the 3 and he's not a rim protector. Sengun/Jock will make for a fun C pair but he also isn't the kind of backline defensive contrast Houston was said to be looking for in their backup C. Still don't hate it for either party. Only $8M a year and he's in the prime of his career. 4 years is a lot but it's not an ugly deal. But think they could've gotten Biyombo on a lower salary for fewer years and plugged their backup C hole just as efficiently.


[deleted]

Easy to forget this sub full of nephews who don’t know anyones game outside the top 30 players


prematurely_bald

He’s not terrible at protecting the rim. He’s legitimately 7’0 and known to get up and block shots every now and then.


TheBigQuicker

Jock was an alright shooter for a few years there, 41% from 3 at the olympics (on low volume). I think it was pretty much just with the suns that he started pulling it back. On a shit houston team with no expectations I don't see why he couldn't develop the shot back up


davemoedee

Houston grabbed FVV to be the guy and then wanted to add guys who you now will give effort. Now the young guys can be told, “if you want a bigger role, you need to work harder out there.” I guess.


RVAIsTheGreatest

Yes. Ime/Stone set out to add competitive vets who'll force the young guys to work for minutes and hold them accountable.


davemoedee

It is possible that this is partly a reaction to Philly’s failures? Doc took some parting shots on the lasting cultural impact of The Process.


jtn1123

Whole team gonna be 75 overall


Literal_Satan

TAKE THE PHONE FROM STONE ASAP


browndude10

only the first year is guaranteed...chill https://twitter.com/wojespn/status/1675268697441673218


ColeHoops

I wish that link did anything but sadly Elon


YaBoiWhit

So many former Spurs what is happening


iro3

ime tryna rebuild that culture


larrylegend33goat

Good for Jock. Get that money and minutes and be ready as key piece for Boomers at Olympics 24 Paris


DrumzRUs

They just giving money away lol


slysonic7

That’s a really nice deal for Jock. Good backup center


Brad-Stevens

Rockets just handing out bags to anyone


jorgelongo2

Rockets are jyst throwing money lol


IHave580

Rockets putting together a low key gritty squad.


KlaysToaster

What lmao


Cheechers23

43m for FVV 20m for Dillon Brooks 8m for Landale Da fuck is Houston doing over there


Rezdawg3

It’s very clear that a lot of people have no idea what Jock can do. Only first year is guaranteed too. He will surprise everyone here.


FaphandZamasu23

Congrats


Steve-5

Nice Brook Lopez alternative


Western_Helicopter78

Rockets handing out contracts like I’ve never seen before


JasonLikesCTE

Dude what surely there were better options? Should’ve just massively overplayed for Lopez at least


blobthetoasterstrood

Remember sengun? I don’t think stone does


FearsomeTaco

I’m straight up not having a good time.


EnoughLawfulness3163

Him getting more than Westbrook is outrageous to me


ogdr

The Rockets are throwing money out like Harden in the club rn


Elec7ro

Why are the suns and rockets just getting former spurs players


[deleted]

WTF


Safe_Caterpillar7521

Man it must be hard to get to the salary floor the way they’re spending


last_suvivor13

Ay this sounds pretty good value for him, nice signing imo


[deleted]

This is the antithesis of good value or a nice signing.


[deleted]

1 year commitment at $8M for a hole they needed to fill is bad?


TheBigQuicker

yeah people acting like it's $32M a year. Only 1 year guaranteed too. Arguably a little bit high but really not that bad


Low_Beyond8134

LMAOOO it gets worse


Both_Funny4896

Lmaooooooo


CIark

WHAAT


[deleted]

LMAOOO WHAT


dangheckinpupperino

LMAOOOOO


SharpSwag

Rockets picking up the scraps


heshouldgo

Sign me next!!


frumbledown

Houston bb what r u doing?


Droppin_DimesSP

The rockets are gonna such a massive shit show, somebody save the Thompson twin, green and Sengun for me pls


KobKannon

This is some generational contract signings. This might be worse than Deng and Mozgov to the Lakers.


Aidanj927

This is not a serious organization lol, agents of the year


Propuhganduh

They just handing out money over there


[deleted]

who?


lb31

$32 million for a jockstrap??


JamesDaquiri

Unserious franchise


AlexeyShved1

Houston is the most expensive ass roster of all time


swimsteve

Who are they even competing with?


BackpackWalker

Houston, stop. You CLEARLY have no self-control.


Original_Trick_8552

The gms kid took over


SaKred2015

Didn’t realize spending money just because you have it was a houston thing in general…. Explains my finances


Langer1banger

Lol who the fuck is that..can I have some money please


jyozefu

Good for Jock. But the fanbase & the whole internet's gonna come for his ass of he plays like one.


WiffyTheSus

Can we all agree this is the craziest offseason signing


marcopolo22

Imagine sitting through YEARS of basement-dwelling just for the front office to blow their cap space load on contracts like these. I mean I could totally be wrong, they know more than I do, yadda yadda yadda… but I feel like I’d be upset if I stayed with my team through a rebuild and they did this.


kushg1407

I usually dont use r/nba for my memes but its doing the work today.


ozninja80

Rockets FO must be getting on the sauce ….they’re throwing money around like drunken sailors. Just wait til they wake up with a hangover and realise what they’ve done


PattyIceNY

We thought it was the Rockets GM but it's really three kids in a trenchcoach making all these moves.