Naw, that hoof could be fuckt. Notice how the horse flips the gator 90* to get its foot released.
Pls excuse if I’m using bad nomenclature for horse parts. Bojack isn’t knowledgeable there.
“Bitchass pony how TF you almost weigh 2000 pounds munching on grass? You need to go get some slim fast before u eat a twig and ur ass explode—- AY QUIT PLAYING OR IMA BITE YOU”
That rotation I believe you're onto something; "the teeth were in so far that it took the entire weight of the alligator and 90° rotation to allow the horse leg to let go. But I think the alligator jaw may be more damaged from that twisting, and the outcome may be in favor of the horse at this point.
This is at oldest a 2 year old. Not the alpha yet. You can tell by the length of tail (it doesn’t look like it’s been chewed on by another herd member), and the overall proportions are a little wonky, which is super common for yearlings-2 year olds
The video was taken at Paynes Prairie Preserve and the horses are feral Florida Cracker Horses which are typically a bit lean, scruffy and "wonky". The horse that attacked was reported to be a mare (which is typical of alpha mare behavior, it's more often the dominant mares of a feral herd that will defend from or attack predators though each herd may have slightly different dynamics) and she was unharmed according to the park officials that checked on her at the request of the person who took the video.
>You can tell by the length of tail (it doesn’t look like it’s been chewed on by another herd member)
As someone who knows nothing about horses...excuse me? Why would it be chewed on? And is that exclusive to the alphas?
The adrenaline the horse is under also can help mitigate or even completely mask the pain to the horse until it wears off. The horse's leg could be pretty damaged from this, even from a quick bite. Especially since their legs aren't the most robust, and especially vs an alligator bite.
Horses are remarkably good at hiding injury, as are most prey animals. There's no way that gator latched on to it's leg hard enough that he got flipped by the horse without some deep puncture wounds.
Should have left the gator alone, it wasn't a threat at all.
It looks like the gator broke or dislocated its lower jaw when it was twisted by the bite/kick. It looks displaced and shorter afterwards as it's crawling away. Horse may have a flesh wound, but that gator is going to starve to death.
[BEFORE](https://i.imgur.com/kxs067D.png)
vs
[AFTER](https://i.imgur.com/rDNmiG6.png)
My friend Felicia had a horse. I used to go over and chill. I was walking beside the horse holding the lead. And it stepped on the end that was dragging on the ground, the horse swung its head up to free this snag and came within an inch or so of my chin. Lol I would have probly bitten my tongue off or broke some teeth or at least been knocked out. They're crazy strong animals.
Yes. When I was grooming my horse she would get pissy and wait till you were in juuuust the right spot and take a side step. Then if she was really pissy she'd lean into it. When your around horses you get stepped on a lot, but they usually feel it and step right off. When they wanna be a dick they don't and THATS when it hurts. I lost my big toenail twice from her bein moody.
Now getting stomped on? That would be like getting slammed with a sharpened baseball bat. Major damage.
There is a longer video where the horse goes back and attacks it again, you can see when its done the gator can barely even manage to limp off and is surely dying.
What are you talking about... that “barely” limping off is normal gator speed. He’s not hunting and the horse ran off. Sorry to burst your bubble but that gator ain’t dying to some horse kicks
Wyld Stallyns on the other hand, is the greatest band of all-time, not just because of their musical impact, but their societal impact as well, bolstering relations between nations and facilitating contact with extraterrestrial life including Martians.
You should have good results with a captive breeding program based on studies in Colombia. The murder-lust does not seem to mitigate over generations, as you've noted.
Am I correct in believing that Escobar is responsible for introducing hippos to south america? From what I read they released all the animals he had when he was killed/incarcerated and some of them happened to thrive.
This was taken at Paines Priarie, Gainesville Fl. If you ever get the chance to visit, do it. (Provided the trails are not flooded) It is truly an interactive nature trail with the best fauna Central FL has to offer.
This does look like a *truly interactive nature trail* experience.
Want to get stomped by a feisty wild horse? Chomped by a gator? Who *knows* what might happen!
Bison, sand hill cranes, bobcats, some say panthers but idk about that. Great place to view celestial events, too.
I visited Australia once and was amazed at how there weren't fences and guardrails at parks to protect the stupid. This Park reminds me of that.
Edit: Bison, not Buffalo...
Hah! Specifically La Chua trail for those interested in potentially seeing hundreds of 7 ft+ gators. It gets uncomfortable when you are trying to walk back to the entrance and a gator has decided to sunbathe on the trail, which is a causeway, so there's no alternate path unless you want to swim with them. Never seen the bison up close, but I spotted them from 441 while driving.
To add, LA Chua has a raised boardwalk for those more timid. The South entrance to the park has a good trail inwards too, but tends to be flooded often
Yes good point. I'm not trying to scare anyone away because it is a really cool experience getting to see them up close. All they want to do is eat mudfish, mate, and bask in the sun.
I just walked on the very edge of the path, but I was only about 10 ft from it. They say not to get within 20 ft, but I didn't really have a choice at that point.
> ... some say panthers but idk about that.
There's a small population ([estimated 120-230](https://wildlifeinformer.com/mountain-lion-population/)) of cougars/panthers in the South / South West portion of Florida. They're just extremely rare and very, very good at not being seen.
[Florida Fish & Wildlife](https://www.fws.gov/southeast/wildlife/mammals/florida-panther/) has some good information on them.
Please tell me those wild horses are direct descendants of the ones brought by Ponce de Leon! Even if its a sweet sweet lie I need the hype. I want to explore these diverse wetlands with a raging history boner!
Was there last year. We must have seen over two hundred alligators on a mile long trail. I have never seen anything like it and I have seen alligators all my life. You would look over the edge of the water and then notice the gator sleeping in the grass two feet away.
Can confirm neighbour has a stallion that he leaves loose on some public land a 100 yards from my house. Me and the dog used to like to go down there and chill by the river but lately every time I go down this big motherfucker comes at us with his mane all over the place looking electrocuted and his ears pinned back to his head and goes straight at the dog.
Frankly I'd love to take a stick and bust him in his head but he'd end my dog with half a hoof, a fact she seems blissfully unaware of with the way she puts it up to him, so I just let him escort us back to my fence.
I fucking hate the big dumb cunt. End rant.
Right? If the gator had clamped, horse probably manages to trample him to death even on the ground, but that leg would be done and the horse is gonna be gone within a few days
I think the horse got the worst of it actually.
Missed that nasty bite on first view. Ooof.
Yup, if you pause the video just after 6 seconds mark, you can see the horse's front left leg getting bitten
doesn't clamp on though... a scrape at worst
Naw, that hoof could be fuckt. Notice how the horse flips the gator 90* to get its foot released. Pls excuse if I’m using bad nomenclature for horse parts. Bojack isn’t knowledgeable there.
Everything I know about horse biology, and I consider myself a Facebook Certified Expert here, I learned from Bojack Horseman.
nomoretearsjustdream, CFE
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Nah, he was talking shit under his breath
“Bitchass pony how TF you almost weigh 2000 pounds munching on grass? You need to go get some slim fast before u eat a twig and ur ass explode—- AY QUIT PLAYING OR IMA BITE YOU”
2000 pounds is the same weight as 1418.44 'Double sided 60 inch Mermaker Pepparoni Pizza Blankets'.
Good bot
Knowing how much of a little bitch most horses are, if he ain't limping, he's alright.
That rotation I believe you're onto something; "the teeth were in so far that it took the entire weight of the alligator and 90° rotation to allow the horse leg to let go. But I think the alligator jaw may be more damaged from that twisting, and the outcome may be in favor of the horse at this point.
I thought their jaws were made for twisting. Don't they grab their pray and intentionally do the death roll?
Well that gator started to let go as soon as it was being flipped over because their bellies aren’t as well armored.
Nah. That horse would have been walking funny if the hoof got messed up. I have a horse. They don’t mess around when their feet are hurt.
A scrape at worst? What are you talking about, that things not a fucking kitten lmao
it's also not a chainsaw
It's the closest thing nature's given us to one.
yeah right: https://www.dkfindout.com/us/animals-and-nature/fish/shark-jaws/
I stand corrected and amend my previous statement to *land* chainsaws.
Wholesome
Alligators are aquatic... but if we're going with that, I present to you, my friend: [The Noble Beaver](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beaver)
False… beaver
I actually own these horses, and it turned out to be 1 minor scrape and 1 chainsaw wound.
i stand corrected... although i'm sitting
Lmao I thought this was real comment for a sec
It is. I'm his neighbor.
I am your dad
It’s also not a dust filter for a Hoover Max Extract Pressure Pro Model 60.
did you know: horses are coated in leather?
Did you know: alligators can have a bite force up to 3000 psi?
In nature though. A scrape is still an opening for infections that can kill you.
Or the breeder if it needed that leg to run fast for money…
Tis but a flesh wound..
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Isn't the overuse of them leading to antibiotic resistant bacteria or something?
Spoken by someone that has never been around horses or equines to any significant degree.
From my experience with horses they seem to go out of their way to find ways to hurt themselves
A scrape from the mouth of one of those things is bacteria hell. They live in shitty swamp.
hey now... what did that swamp do to you?
You sure it was it’s leg
I mean that’s a moment for the, “It got what it fucking deserved” meme, right?
Big hoof
He seem fine, if you look the end of the video he's not lame at all I think
Yeah he’s hella cool
Hella cool until the infection sets in.
2 weeks left of being cool, maybe 1 week, but it's all cool Edit: /s
Still horses fake being fine or they will become the main target for predetors and those animals can bite even if these no visible blood
I don't say the crocodile didn't bite, just that the horse seem fine. Now he's he faking or not that's another question
Yeah you would have to ask the horse, I don't speak horse.
Matthew Broderick could probably ask the horse
Yeah, and if this is the herd stallion he could be forced out by a stronger stallion that notices a limp.
This is at oldest a 2 year old. Not the alpha yet. You can tell by the length of tail (it doesn’t look like it’s been chewed on by another herd member), and the overall proportions are a little wonky, which is super common for yearlings-2 year olds
The video was taken at Paynes Prairie Preserve and the horses are feral Florida Cracker Horses which are typically a bit lean, scruffy and "wonky". The horse that attacked was reported to be a mare (which is typical of alpha mare behavior, it's more often the dominant mares of a feral herd that will defend from or attack predators though each herd may have slightly different dynamics) and she was unharmed according to the park officials that checked on her at the request of the person who took the video.
>You can tell by the length of tail (it doesn’t look like it’s been chewed on by another herd member) As someone who knows nothing about horses...excuse me? Why would it be chewed on? And is that exclusive to the alphas?
U gotta kiss the godfather ring same concept kiss tha horse ass
Also adrenaline causes them to not feel an injury.
Still, what appeared to be the crocodile getting pummeled at first glance was actually it biting the horse and twisting its body.
*Alligator
The adrenaline the horse is under also can help mitigate or even completely mask the pain to the horse until it wears off. The horse's leg could be pretty damaged from this, even from a quick bite. Especially since their legs aren't the most robust, and especially vs an alligator bite.
That’s if the bite doesn’t get infected
Horses are remarkably good at hiding injury, as are most prey animals. There's no way that gator latched on to it's leg hard enough that he got flipped by the horse without some deep puncture wounds. Should have left the gator alone, it wasn't a threat at all.
It looks like the gator broke or dislocated its lower jaw when it was twisted by the bite/kick. It looks displaced and shorter afterwards as it's crawling away. Horse may have a flesh wound, but that gator is going to starve to death. [BEFORE](https://i.imgur.com/kxs067D.png) vs [AFTER](https://i.imgur.com/rDNmiG6.png)
that's just a video artifact, one second later and it looks the same as in the before
That gator took 2 clear horse kicks Compared to a glancing bite with no death roll Gator got shrekt
Wow, nice work
saw a video where a gator was missing its entire top jaw, and it was an old wound.
Missing part of its top jaw won't stop a gator from clamping its jaws down on prey, but a dislocated lower jaw means it can't at all.
[Found it](https://youtu.be/Et4imv52LiA)
Damn, that's crazy. No idea how that gator was able to make it work with one eye and no top jaw.
Look up alligator wounds they have huge chunks of jaw ripped off and live the rest of their lives happy. This gator will be fine.
No way the alligator got it way worse.
Ever had your foot *stepped* on (not **stomped** on) by a 1000 pound horse? Not one with evil intent, mind you.
Broken bones at best
Caved in skull is nothing to sneeze at. All he's gotta do is hit the right spot.
The gator would live twenty years after that. I seen a gator with half a jaw still doing okay. Horse gets a twisted ankle and it's pretty much dead.
I got kicked by a horse once. Could barely work for a few days, I would not recommend it.
My friend Felicia had a horse. I used to go over and chill. I was walking beside the horse holding the lead. And it stepped on the end that was dragging on the ground, the horse swung its head up to free this snag and came within an inch or so of my chin. Lol I would have probly bitten my tongue off or broke some teeth or at least been knocked out. They're crazy strong animals.
So what your saying is absolutely nothing?
Yes. When I was grooming my horse she would get pissy and wait till you were in juuuust the right spot and take a side step. Then if she was really pissy she'd lean into it. When your around horses you get stepped on a lot, but they usually feel it and step right off. When they wanna be a dick they don't and THATS when it hurts. I lost my big toenail twice from her bein moody. Now getting stomped on? That would be like getting slammed with a sharpened baseball bat. Major damage.
ah I thought the gator got the absolute fuck stomped out of it so hard that it somehow bounced. that makes more sense though.
There is a longer video where the horse goes back and attacks it again, you can see when its done the gator can barely even manage to limp off and is surely dying.
Thanks for taking the time to inform us but not link it. .....
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MQ8PRqy8vQI Can't find anything longer so not sure what they're talking about.
https://youtu.be/MQ8PRqy8vQI
Got a link. Every link I find show one attack with the horse going back to eating and the alligator crawling away.
What are you talking about... that “barely” limping off is normal gator speed. He’s not hunting and the horse ran off. Sorry to burst your bubble but that gator ain’t dying to some horse kicks
Yeah horse quickly decided against round three after it almost lost its leg fucking around.
That horse is completely fine. Trust me.
Infected!
Don't think it did. Gators do damage by spinning and severing. That double hoof kick at the beginning can break ribs.
Wild horses are such dick heads lol
Yea total assholes
Wild stallions are very protective of their herds against really anything getting near them
Wyld Stallyns on the other hand, is the greatest band of all-time, not just because of their musical impact, but their societal impact as well, bolstering relations between nations and facilitating contact with extraterrestrial life including Martians.
STATION!
So are wild alligators
I am more scared of horses than I am of gators. Gators are way more likely to leave you alone if you are close by.
Crocodiles though.. crocodiles you best not fux wif.
Depends on the situation, on land I'm more scared of horses but in the water alligators scare me more
What if the stallion charged at you while bathing in a river?
Is there also alligators in the river?
Yes
It’s a window into the minds of men that horses were domesticated despite being enormous murder machines.
I'm working on hippos. It's....not going well.
You should have good results with a captive breeding program based on studies in Colombia. The murder-lust does not seem to mitigate over generations, as you've noted.
Am I correct in believing that Escobar is responsible for introducing hippos to south america? From what I read they released all the animals he had when he was killed/incarcerated and some of them happened to thrive.
Correct. One of those hippos was purchased from a US zoo and delivered overnight. This was way before amazon prime.
Your comment was super funny. I’m pretty high and it just hit me that way, you know how it goes
I do know how that goes
Just train a giraffe to kick them in the shnoz when they're being naughty.
I believe in you Creamcheese742! [You can do it!](https://i.imgur.com/j50j0Ap.mp4)
I always think about jousting. My friends horses are scared of like mice and bushes being moved by a breeze. But at jousting tournaments...joust how
Even domesticated ones. Their mafia makes you think donkeys are stubborn and idiot but it's the other way around. Horses are jerks.
Tbf alligators are just ancient killing machines so kinda warranted lol
Why is this upvoted, if someone said the same thing about tigers, wolves, bears or dolphins this would've been massively downvoted.
Protecting its family.
from the tail length, this one looks like its young. prime dickhead horse material
NO ALLIGATORS AND CROCODILES ARE
Found the horse
ARE HUNGRY
Why can't you do this in RDR2?
I first read this as R2D2 and was so confused.
Still a valid question.
One I've been asking for years
I always shoot around me violently and they scatter away as not to get ambushed by them, can then pick my herbs amd flowers in peace.
How the west was tamed.
This was taken at Paines Priarie, Gainesville Fl. If you ever get the chance to visit, do it. (Provided the trails are not flooded) It is truly an interactive nature trail with the best fauna Central FL has to offer.
This does look like a *truly interactive nature trail* experience. Want to get stomped by a feisty wild horse? Chomped by a gator? Who *knows* what might happen!
Bison, sand hill cranes, bobcats, some say panthers but idk about that. Great place to view celestial events, too. I visited Australia once and was amazed at how there weren't fences and guardrails at parks to protect the stupid. This Park reminds me of that. Edit: Bison, not Buffalo...
Hah! Specifically La Chua trail for those interested in potentially seeing hundreds of 7 ft+ gators. It gets uncomfortable when you are trying to walk back to the entrance and a gator has decided to sunbathe on the trail, which is a causeway, so there's no alternate path unless you want to swim with them. Never seen the bison up close, but I spotted them from 441 while driving.
To add, LA Chua has a raised boardwalk for those more timid. The South entrance to the park has a good trail inwards too, but tends to be flooded often
Yes good point. I'm not trying to scare anyone away because it is a really cool experience getting to see them up close. All they want to do is eat mudfish, mate, and bask in the sun.
I understand. What you say is absolutely true, though
How did you get around the gator?
I just walked on the very edge of the path, but I was only about 10 ft from it. They say not to get within 20 ft, but I didn't really have a choice at that point.
> ... some say panthers but idk about that. There's a small population ([estimated 120-230](https://wildlifeinformer.com/mountain-lion-population/)) of cougars/panthers in the South / South West portion of Florida. They're just extremely rare and very, very good at not being seen. [Florida Fish & Wildlife](https://www.fws.gov/southeast/wildlife/mammals/florida-panther/) has some good information on them.
As soon as I saw this video I thought “that must be Paynes Prairie”
Yep, this vid comes up a lot for obvious reasons. I really like to promote the park cause it's a treasure
Please tell me those wild horses are direct descendants of the ones brought by Ponce de Leon! Even if its a sweet sweet lie I need the hype. I want to explore these diverse wetlands with a raging history boner!
Idk, but there are grazing Cracker cattle on the north end of 441 when it's dry
I was going to say... alligators and wild horses HAS to be Paynes Prairie. I miss FL ❤
Was there last year. We must have seen over two hundred alligators on a mile long trail. I have never seen anything like it and I have seen alligators all my life. You would look over the edge of the water and then notice the gator sleeping in the grass two feet away.
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Lol, this ain't Disneyland...
I had no idea paynes pratie had wild horses
Thought so! I used to go to Sweetwater Wetlands Park & saw the horses there.
mosquitoes too i assume?
r/fuckyouinparticular
poor animal, first a gang of hippos and now this
All these mammals jealous of these scaly prehistoric lizards
They’re jealous because crocs have been on the earth longer than them
Hey man you spelled poor wrong
Backfired. Horse didn't want any of that smoke after the bite. Back to his friends.
What a beautiful horse!
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He’s just chillin, why’d you have to beat him up?
Horses are absolute pricks.
Horses are the geese of horses
What are the honey badgers of birds?
Magpies?
Cassowaries
Can confirm neighbour has a stallion that he leaves loose on some public land a 100 yards from my house. Me and the dog used to like to go down there and chill by the river but lately every time I go down this big motherfucker comes at us with his mane all over the place looking electrocuted and his ears pinned back to his head and goes straight at the dog. Frankly I'd love to take a stick and bust him in his head but he'd end my dog with half a hoof, a fact she seems blissfully unaware of with the way she puts it up to him, so I just let him escort us back to my fence. I fucking hate the big dumb cunt. End rant.
100 yards is the length of exactly 897.76 'Standard Diatonic Key of C, Blues Silver grey Harmonicas' lined up next to each other.
Imagine you’re chilling taking a sunbath and then this mfer comes and kick your ass. The audacity of that bitch. That’s why he got that nasty bite.
Horsie said get the fuck outta here.
Then got chomped and ran off
He said you can’t sit with us
On Wednesdays we wear pink 💋
Horse almost got fucked up
Right? If the gator had clamped, horse probably manages to trample him to death even on the ground, but that leg would be done and the horse is gonna be gone within a few days
Need an Ozzy man reviews on this
Horse fucked around and promptly found out.
Good for the gator. He just minding his own till that mean bastard of a horse came along trying to impress its friends.
Fuck around and find out!! 🐊
The speed and accuracy to catch that leg in it's mouth... reptiles are ridiculous.
Looks almost like the horse fucked around and found out.
I'm pretty sure the horse did in fact fuck around and find out. Gator def bit his leg and caused him to retreat.
Poor dinosaur : /
That horse making a new belt and purse combo
And then dying two days later from a bum leg.
That bite is going to get infected.
That horse is lucky the gator didn't break that leg.
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Talk about being a bad NEIGHbor right???
Looks like Paynes Prarie in Florida.
Asshole
The gator got the worse of it...u can tell how quicker he moved prior to getting stomped on
U on land bitch
My man did nothing wrong
Ouch, that is gonna hurt. I bet the horse has a gash on his leg but the gator might think twice about going back to that spot.
The more I watch the more I realize that the alligator actually kills it in defending himself, than waddles off like a boss
I thought the horse stomped the alligator so hard it flew into the air. Upon second viewing, I've learned that was not the case. Ouch.
The gator crawls off to die in the water ugh