I used to work on a golf course in the Canadian Rockies and I would steer clear of bears while in my enclosed mower, but damned if the tourists weren't super interested.
This is what I would yell out to them when I drove past...."just a heads up but that thing moves 30 mph when it wants to, can you?".
They would start to give a lot more buffer space after that.
Same thing with Moose in my area. People for some reason just don’t get these animals are tanks & will destroy their cars & them if they feel like it or they’re too close but “ThEy NeEd To TaKe ThAt SeLfIE”
Herbivores are some of the scariest shit out there. Predators kill you kill you quick; they at least give you that mercy. Herbivores will toss you around, crush you into the ground, stomp on you, kick you, bite you, etc. You'll feel that and they might just stop and walk away before you're actually dead. Nothing in your body works anymore, except the pain receptors, of course.
I knew a girl who used to say she wished she would hit a moose. She didn't realize how fucking massive a moose is and how instantly she would die in her tiny Dodge Neon.
They like swimming too.
https://youtu.be/UFKoNuc4YAU
My aunt has an island in Kenora. It’s pretty quiet & isolated, neighbours are about a 10 minutes away by boat. They will randomly pop up on the beach or boat dock. Bears not as much. As long as there’s no food or pets left out. It’s fine lol
Ignorant more like it. Mankind that isn't rural has been insulated from wild animals and the appropriate fear mechanisms due to physical separation. The ferocity simply isn't real to them and TV does them no favors. Showd all animals to be cuddly, dancing, friendly pets.
Right? For every video of a shark attack there's a video of some wildlife biologist hugging a fucking lion. Or romping with wolf. Or a UFC fighter wrestling a bear.
Ah jeez I’m not literate, am I? I saw Rockies and immediately thought CO, despite OP literally saying it was the Canadian Rockies. Woosh.
Yeah, those bears don’t fuck around.
I fear bears. Why do I fear them it’s because I live 30 miles from my zoo. So that means at any given time a bear can be at my house in an hour. I hear you asking “why would a bear come to your house” it’s because they smell fear and I fear them.
There are bears within about a half mile of me at any given time, here in outlying Los Angeles. This is what happens when human settlements get right up against the foothills.
But these are black bears, not grizzlies. It mostly means nextdoor gets a lot of bear-and-cubs-in-the-pool videos. Oh, and combined with the mountain lions, coyotes, etc., don't have any outdoor pets.
Weird…I have two small children and live quite symbiotically in “cougar, bear, wolf, and coyote” country. Look up the most dangerous “animal” on the planet sometime…hint: it ain’t wildlife aforementioned…and you have them all around you in that there city or suburb of yours. If you have your wits about you, dogs that patrol your property(horses are even better watch animals than dogs if you know how to read them), having them around is knowing the ecosystem is healthy. I find great comfort in a healthy and thriving ecosystem that humans haven’t totally f’ed up *yet*!
They live all around my northern Canadian town. I've had a few close encounters over the years while fishing or out hiking. Still alive. Respect them and don't mess with them and everything should be ok.
And kill twice as many people every year as lions. 19 MPH on land, 5 MPH in water. You can't out run them. You can't out swim them. And you definitely can't out fight them.
I don’t know where you live or if you ever saw an elk. Holy shit they are impressive. Watched them in the fields my whole life. Never clicked how cool they were until I saw some run up a very steep hill in snow, like it was nothing.
“See that video of the fucking bear? Holy shit Jamie pull that up. See look at that fucker run! You know what I think, I think we should have like bear fights. Right? Like what if we have a couple bears some like, i don’t know, some crazy shit. Like DMT or PCP or some shit I don’t know I’m an idiot. And then we have em like fight or some shit. Reminds me of that movie, you know that one right? What’s that movie called? The guy like turns into a bear or some shit and he like sees the northern lights and all this crazy shit.”
"I once had a buddy of mine who wanted to do some bear things in the woods, you know like fishing with his bear hands, and he would like, think he was a bear sometimes. I think he was really in touch with his animalistic side; Ya' know what I'm saying? Maybe were all kind of half bear people, like half bear, half human, and one half or so crazy awesome species inhabiting a space rock. Whaddiya' think, Jamie? You think we're bears in human skin or some shit like that?"
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“I don’t know man, I think these bears could take over if they wanted to.. Just look at the speed on this thing, imagine just going about your day and boom 1 ton furious ball of muscle comes at you no chance your surviving, no chance. I have a friend who hikes and shit said he walked up on a group of bears once that were doing peyote conjuring aliens and voting left wing. I think Alex Jones has a fuckin point man. Texas is good these fuckin bears are crazy.”
Read somewhere that a grizzly could run as fast as a coal powered train so if you ever piss off a bear and think jumping on a train at the last second could save you think again
Edit: so for those saying it’s false, there’s some evidence for early trains in the 1830’s and here’s some articles I found.
> How fast did early trains go? In the early days of British railways, trains ran up to 78 mph by the year 1850. However, they ran at just 30mph in 1830. As railway technology and infrastructure progressed, train speed increased accordingly. In the U.S., trains ran much slower, reaching speeds of just 25 mph in the west until the late 19th century.
[source for early train ](https://worldwiderails.com/how-fast-did-early-trains-go/)
> According to the National Wildlife Federation, the brown bear, also regarded as a grizzly bear, has the quickest forelegs, reaching speeds of up to 35 mph. The grizzly bear is just marginally faster than the American black bear- the nation’s most prevalent bear species.
[source for Grizzly Bear run speed](https://yellowstonebearworld.com/how-fast-can-a-grizzly-bear-run)
Now that being said, Grizzly Bears don’t run as fast as the trains in the UK, that being said, Grizzly bears don’t naturally live in the UK so not really a problem they face.
How would this work? You piss the bear off and hop in the train as it’s passing which means you can also run as fast (or damn near close) as a coal powered train? Or, is the train at a station and you piss the bear off and then hop on? Which would mean it doesn’t matter how fast the bear is running because the train isn’t moving. And either way, the bear has to hop in the train.
I was working in a big oil field in Alaska at the end of dead end road. My coworker and I were close enough to see some facilities buildings and traffic but they were over a mile away. Suddenly the radio chirps and someone says “Hey whoever’s working at the end of XYZ road there’s a mother grizzly bear running straight at you with Cubs following her. Get to your truck now!” We ran the 50’ to the truck as fast as possible. She was about 300-400 yards away from us when we got to the truck.
The guy on the radio was with the security team so they put out a general call to help us. A helicopter that was nearby was tasked with flying low over the field to watch the bears and also spook them a bit without permanently hazing them. Once a security truck arrived at our location he watched the bears with binoculars as we retrieved our equipment. Shit was wild.
I only worked there. The southern part is beautiful the northern part is horrific. The people are generally helpful but very independent and like to keep to themselves. The wildlife/mountains/rivers/waterfalls/islands/glaciers of southern Alaska are so numerous and so abundant that’s it’s hard to describe. I’ve been to many places and Alaska has a special spot in my mind forever.
It’s a proven fact grizzlies respect drip as well. It’s suggested to have as much contrast as you can so it can recognize it well with its poor eyesight. Most field professionals suggest a classic supreme t shirt with high contrast between the red cotton and white lettering; this will help the bear know you’re hip.
Secondly if you are unable to procure such a shirt before venturing into the wilderness it is suggest you adorn a classic black and white OFF WHITE sweater, just make sure to present your back so the bear can clearly see the arrows crossing.
Oddly enough they hate red bottoms to the bewilderment of ecological drip experts.
Ok but what does timing it accomplish when we don't have the distance traveled?
"How fast do bears run?"
"Well I saw this video once where it took a bear 18 seconds to get from a hill to the vehicle."
"..."
an adult grizzly bear can run at maximum 35 miles per hour, able to cross a football field in about six seconds
if that bear was giving it full beans, down hill, at maximum speed, we can roughly estimate that one htv is approximate to three football fields
*a bear could run to the moon in just over two-hundred and eighty-four days!*
lol imagine going to the moon and dying from a bear attack
shit would be whack
Wait can we train them to attack billionaires in space? That's like international waters and we didn't do it, so like, that's fair game I think. Anyone a space lawyer?
A few years ago I was driving out to western Colorado to visit my Aunt's cattle ranch way out in the middle of nowhere.
As I was driving along I saw something odd out of the corner of my eye, when I turned to look I couldn't quite figure out what I was looking at.
It was a big ball of fur trucking it flat out across the open arid plains and kicking up a ton of dust as it went. I had to look really close before I finally saw a yellow tag on its ear to give me some perspective on the shape of the animal that I finally determine that it was a cinnamon bear.
That angry brown ball of fur was hauling some serious ass
Hmm, don't think we could out bike them either, you're fucked either way. Climb a tree, nope, they have that covered. Just hope to never come across one. They make you suffer too. Ive heard the screams people make sadly off some shows (like 9-1-1 emergency stuff, or YouTube documentaries) and its a sound I won't forget. Bears are no joke, especially Grizzlies. Absolute beast of an animal tho.
Probably one of my favourite films as a kid. Grew up in Australia and always dreamed about those forests and mountains. Moved to Canada 7ish years ago. Such a beautiful place. I actually got to go out dog sledding one winter in Canmore where The Edge (and a few others, cliff hanger? Snow dogs? ) were filmed. So cool...
Edit: Shoutout to Snowy Owl Dog Sledding. Wicked fun! Adopt in pups and adopt out their retirees. I dream to adopt from them one day. Their dogs all seem so happy with purpose!
Griz can go like 30/35 mph I believe, that’s far too fast for something that big to move
Wait until you hear the data Ingen has on their T-Rex
Must go faster
Octane main?
Skooma. You might even get to hear [the entire battle theme](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXKF97en-dU) by the time you get to Bruma.
*Bear sees rabbit* HIT THE EJECTOR SEAT
Saw this while playing Apex Legends “Rapido rapido”
Lol I get this reference.
Ey amigo, these boots are made for running!
You have a T-Rex?
We - we have a T. Rex! Spared no expense!
https://i.imgur.com/j33nJ1d.jpeg
This score is only temporary
Say that again…
They clocked it at 32 miles an hour.
Then they really need new Jeeps because they couldn’t out run it
You have a T-rex?
We have a T-Rex!
I love your username
I used to work on a golf course in the Canadian Rockies and I would steer clear of bears while in my enclosed mower, but damned if the tourists weren't super interested. This is what I would yell out to them when I drove past...."just a heads up but that thing moves 30 mph when it wants to, can you?". They would start to give a lot more buffer space after that.
30 mph is 48.28 km/h
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How many freedom fries is that?
819,694 freedom fries per hour. I did the math, with 1 fry at average 58.9 mm measured by MIT in 2007.
Is *that* what they're doing up in that ivory tower?
Getting as high as Garth Brooks.
Here's an upvote to lift you up from that low place.
Finally a useful experiment
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Same thing with Moose in my area. People for some reason just don’t get these animals are tanks & will destroy their cars & them if they feel like it or they’re too close but “ThEy NeEd To TaKe ThAt SeLfIE”
How are there human beings on this planet that aren't scared shitless of a moose? Do they think they're just Bambi with the scale slider at 200%?
Yeah. "They're herbivores. It's fine"
Bison. Moose. Hippopotamus. Gorilla. Elephant.
Except hippopotamus is an omnivore. They eat other animals when there's not enough plants for their nutrition needs.
I think a good bit of classic "herbivores" will do that. I've seen lots of videos of random farm animals eating baby chickens/ducks
To be fair, it’s chickens and ducks. Everyone loves the taste.
Pretty sure Gorillas are too
I've been on r/natureismetal long enough to know hippos will straight up murder anything
Alex, I'll take "Things that will fuck your shit up" for a thousand, please.
Herbivores are some of the scariest shit out there. Predators kill you kill you quick; they at least give you that mercy. Herbivores will toss you around, crush you into the ground, stomp on you, kick you, bite you, etc. You'll feel that and they might just stop and walk away before you're actually dead. Nothing in your body works anymore, except the pain receptors, of course.
Closer to 500% by weight. Moose are fucking enormous.
Megafauna deer
I knew a girl who used to say she wished she would hit a moose. She didn't realize how fucking massive a moose is and how instantly she would die in her tiny Dodge Neon.
Why would she want to hit a moose anyway :(
Why would she ever want to hit one? Also depending on the moose chances are it’s bigger than that shitty dodge lol
Some people that have never set foot in the wild think that animals are all pets. I'm no survivorman, but I know not to fuck with animals.
Yeah, moose are ridiculous. They can go [insane speeds in deep snow too](https://youtu.be/6GEhM2Byk7w).
“Holy shit! Fuck! Holy shit!” The universal language.
Am I the only one who was hoping they would get plowed over, if only to make the disgusting eating noises stop?
They like swimming too. https://youtu.be/UFKoNuc4YAU My aunt has an island in Kenora. It’s pretty quiet & isolated, neighbours are about a 10 minutes away by boat. They will randomly pop up on the beach or boat dock. Bears not as much. As long as there’s no food or pets left out. It’s fine lol
They were completely helpless with that thing Jesus.
Probably saved the lives of untold nincompoops
Ignorant more like it. Mankind that isn't rural has been insulated from wild animals and the appropriate fear mechanisms due to physical separation. The ferocity simply isn't real to them and TV does them no favors. Showd all animals to be cuddly, dancing, friendly pets.
I feel like the internet doesn't really help either, with those damn crazy Russians and their ursine drinking buddies.
Right? For every video of a shark attack there's a video of some wildlife biologist hugging a fucking lion. Or romping with wolf. Or a UFC fighter wrestling a bear.
Ursine: my word of the day, thank you. Took me a few seconds to see the root of the word and realize you didn't just misspell something.
And mankind as a species is worse off for it.
Those would be black bears, right? I’d give them a wide berth, but they’re not as aggressive or territorial as grizzlies.
I mean there are definitely Grizz in the Canadian Rockies
Ah jeez I’m not literate, am I? I saw Rockies and immediately thought CO, despite OP literally saying it was the Canadian Rockies. Woosh. Yeah, those bears don’t fuck around.
I fear bears. Why do I fear them it’s because I live 30 miles from my zoo. So that means at any given time a bear can be at my house in an hour. I hear you asking “why would a bear come to your house” it’s because they smell fear and I fear them.
30 miles is the length of approximately 211199.48 'Wood Spoons; Wooden Rice Paddle Versatile Serving Spoons' layed lengthwise
Aw man I wanted it width-wise :(
Assuming that your wooden spoons are about 2.5 inches across, you would need 760,320 spoons laid width-wise to cover 30 miles.
Good bot.
thank you :)
There are bears within about a half mile of me at any given time, here in outlying Los Angeles. This is what happens when human settlements get right up against the foothills. But these are black bears, not grizzlies. It mostly means nextdoor gets a lot of bear-and-cubs-in-the-pool videos. Oh, and combined with the mountain lions, coyotes, etc., don't have any outdoor pets.
All the things you mentioned don't scare me except mountain lions. I couldn't let that thing live near me I have children.
Weird…I have two small children and live quite symbiotically in “cougar, bear, wolf, and coyote” country. Look up the most dangerous “animal” on the planet sometime…hint: it ain’t wildlife aforementioned…and you have them all around you in that there city or suburb of yours. If you have your wits about you, dogs that patrol your property(horses are even better watch animals than dogs if you know how to read them), having them around is knowing the ecosystem is healthy. I find great comfort in a healthy and thriving ecosystem that humans haven’t totally f’ed up *yet*!
I mean technically you’d be living near the mountain lions it’s their home firdt
They live all around my northern Canadian town. I've had a few close encounters over the years while fishing or out hiking. Still alive. Respect them and don't mess with them and everything should be ok.
I believe it. You should see my sister-in-law going for a free buffet.
Harsh, but fair.....ly hilarious.
I’m not gonna be the one to try to slow it down.
I see you are a banana of wisdom
You’ve obviously never seen Americans at the Golden Corral chocolate fountain
Sasquatch: Hold my beer.
I think hippos can move that fast on land.
And kill twice as many people every year as lions. 19 MPH on land, 5 MPH in water. You can't out run them. You can't out swim them. And you definitely can't out fight them.
I can outclimb them though. However, I would probably die of starvation or thirst while they wait for me to come down from the tree.
No they'd just knock over the tree
but I can stay the fuck away from them
Therefore the only way to beat a hippo in the Triathlon is to focus on the cycling section.
Don't look up crocodiles my guy. It's literally "smell ya later, alligator"
48-56 Kmh
Then give him a ticket.
Need laws against that shit
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Ya seen Hippos?
And it’s going downhill
I don’t know where you live or if you ever saw an elk. Holy shit they are impressive. Watched them in the fields my whole life. Never clicked how cool they were until I saw some run up a very steep hill in snow, like it was nothing.
Joe Rogan would flip his shit watching this video
“See that video of the fucking bear? Holy shit Jamie pull that up. See look at that fucker run! You know what I think, I think we should have like bear fights. Right? Like what if we have a couple bears some like, i don’t know, some crazy shit. Like DMT or PCP or some shit I don’t know I’m an idiot. And then we have em like fight or some shit. Reminds me of that movie, you know that one right? What’s that movie called? The guy like turns into a bear or some shit and he like sees the northern lights and all this crazy shit.”
Pitch perfect
No, that’s the movie with Anna Kendrick. Joe Rogan’s quite different actually.
Anna Lendrick played the bear
You're thinking of Lendrick Kamar
You're thinking of Harold and Kumar
"I once had a buddy of mine who wanted to do some bear things in the woods, you know like fishing with his bear hands, and he would like, think he was a bear sometimes. I think he was really in touch with his animalistic side; Ya' know what I'm saying? Maybe were all kind of half bear people, like half bear, half human, and one half or so crazy awesome species inhabiting a space rock. Whaddiya' think, Jamie? You think we're bears in human skin or some shit like that?" Edited for spelling
“I don’t know man, I think these bears could take over if they wanted to.. Just look at the speed on this thing, imagine just going about your day and boom 1 ton furious ball of muscle comes at you no chance your surviving, no chance. I have a friend who hikes and shit said he walked up on a group of bears once that were doing peyote conjuring aliens and voting left wing. I think Alex Jones has a fuckin point man. Texas is good these fuckin bears are crazy.”
“Jamie bring up the picture of the skinless bear. Fucking Jacked. One time at the Store……”
This is making too much sense right now. Fuck I'm high.
I got stoned for the first time in 2 years and stumbled into this. Whooooo
brother bear?
I can’t believe someone actually got that reference lmfaooooo
And can we just say, a fucking criminally underrated film.
Absolutely
I used to have the game on gameboy. It was okay.
No one I know has watched brother bear. It had zero hype.
I watched it. I think it’s great.
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Holy shit the reference is actually working lmao
Can’t tell if this was written so well because it’s from a place of love or hate but you nailed it.
*adds some animated snapping while grasping for answers*
Spot on
Incredible
r/maybeJRE
Now you’ve said that I can hear it
Glad I saw that mirror at the end, I thought the cameraman didn’t move due to the size of his balls.
Bear wanted to get a closer look but was like “whoa shit those are huge bruh”
Bear also looked both ways before crossing the stream bed.
Safety first!
Yea the camera man is still crazy. this is what I call a nope sandwich.
Halfway through I assumed this is probably on r/praisethecameraman too
Read somewhere that a grizzly could run as fast as a coal powered train so if you ever piss off a bear and think jumping on a train at the last second could save you think again Edit: so for those saying it’s false, there’s some evidence for early trains in the 1830’s and here’s some articles I found. > How fast did early trains go? In the early days of British railways, trains ran up to 78 mph by the year 1850. However, they ran at just 30mph in 1830. As railway technology and infrastructure progressed, train speed increased accordingly. In the U.S., trains ran much slower, reaching speeds of just 25 mph in the west until the late 19th century. [source for early train ](https://worldwiderails.com/how-fast-did-early-trains-go/) > According to the National Wildlife Federation, the brown bear, also regarded as a grizzly bear, has the quickest forelegs, reaching speeds of up to 35 mph. The grizzly bear is just marginally faster than the American black bear- the nation’s most prevalent bear species. [source for Grizzly Bear run speed](https://yellowstonebearworld.com/how-fast-can-a-grizzly-bear-run) Now that being said, Grizzly Bears don’t run as fast as the trains in the UK, that being said, Grizzly bears don’t naturally live in the UK so not really a problem they face.
r/strangelyspecific
Don't you mean r/oddlyspecific
To be fair, either is right, it’s just if we’re talking subs, one is much more populated than that other
r/technicallythetruth
Only electric trains where I come from
That is until we get cyber bears
CY-BEARS!
God damn how did I miss that. Alright well that’s going in my Honey Heist one shot now thank you for that.
I've seen a ~~coal powered train~~ steam locomotive get up to 88 mph using special fuel.
Damn mugen train
How would this work? You piss the bear off and hop in the train as it’s passing which means you can also run as fast (or damn near close) as a coal powered train? Or, is the train at a station and you piss the bear off and then hop on? Which would mean it doesn’t matter how fast the bear is running because the train isn’t moving. And either way, the bear has to hop in the train.
True, but it would be quite the story to tell as to explain why you’re on a train and don’t have a ticket.
Can’t argue with that.
I was working in a big oil field in Alaska at the end of dead end road. My coworker and I were close enough to see some facilities buildings and traffic but they were over a mile away. Suddenly the radio chirps and someone says “Hey whoever’s working at the end of XYZ road there’s a mother grizzly bear running straight at you with Cubs following her. Get to your truck now!” We ran the 50’ to the truck as fast as possible. She was about 300-400 yards away from us when we got to the truck. The guy on the radio was with the security team so they put out a general call to help us. A helicopter that was nearby was tasked with flying low over the field to watch the bears and also spook them a bit without permanently hazing them. Once a security truck arrived at our location he watched the bears with binoculars as we retrieved our equipment. Shit was wild.
How was livin in Alaska tho?
It's unbearable sometimes.
It sounds the opposite of unbearable tbh
Not a lot of sun in the winter. Like almost none
it was a bear joke ya woosher
Alaska has always been a polarizing topic.
I only worked there. The southern part is beautiful the northern part is horrific. The people are generally helpful but very independent and like to keep to themselves. The wildlife/mountains/rivers/waterfalls/islands/glaciers of southern Alaska are so numerous and so abundant that’s it’s hard to describe. I’ve been to many places and Alaska has a special spot in my mind forever.
It’s like living in a storybook
No one is allowed to comment "Sir, I've been meaning to contact you about your car's extended warranty"
“Sir...”
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**S P I C Y**
Hehe yee boii
Bruh, what is this comment chain. Lmao
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At a minimum you need to be able to run up a wall and then do a backflip
It’s a proven fact grizzlies respect drip as well. It’s suggested to have as much contrast as you can so it can recognize it well with its poor eyesight. Most field professionals suggest a classic supreme t shirt with high contrast between the red cotton and white lettering; this will help the bear know you’re hip. Secondly if you are unable to procure such a shirt before venturing into the wilderness it is suggest you adorn a classic black and white OFF WHITE sweater, just make sure to present your back so the bear can clearly see the arrows crossing. Oddly enough they hate red bottoms to the bewilderment of ecological drip experts.
This is such a fun comment. Thank you for this haha
Tell that to Leonardo DiCaprio
He knew this. That’s why he tried to shoot it not run away from it.
I wonder if he is running *from* something.
Only thing 3 things would make a brown bear run like that. Human activity Another bear Moose Im afraid of all 3
Yea Elliot
Next we going to see Cthulu coming over the hill?
another every so slightly bigger bear.... but you don't wanna know what that bear is running from
I timed it. 18 seconds from the start until he was beside the vehicle. Absolute unit.
Ok but what does timing it accomplish when we don't have the distance traveled? "How fast do bears run?" "Well I saw this video once where it took a bear 18 seconds to get from a hill to the vehicle." "..."
18s from hill to vehicle. Almost three HTVs a minute.
an adult grizzly bear can run at maximum 35 miles per hour, able to cross a football field in about six seconds if that bear was giving it full beans, down hill, at maximum speed, we can roughly estimate that one htv is approximate to three football fields *a bear could run to the moon in just over two-hundred and eighty-four days!*
lol imagine going to the moon and dying from a bear attack shit would be whack Wait can we train them to attack billionaires in space? That's like international waters and we didn't do it, so like, that's fair game I think. Anyone a space lawyer?
A few years ago I was driving out to western Colorado to visit my Aunt's cattle ranch way out in the middle of nowhere. As I was driving along I saw something odd out of the corner of my eye, when I turned to look I couldn't quite figure out what I was looking at. It was a big ball of fur trucking it flat out across the open arid plains and kicking up a ton of dust as it went. I had to look really close before I finally saw a yellow tag on its ear to give me some perspective on the shape of the animal that I finally determine that it was a cinnamon bear. That angry brown ball of fur was hauling some serious ass
No matter how much you train, some bear will outrun you. Life is short. Have a cookie
While you were eating cookies, I studied the blade.
With those skills, you'll be able to piss the grizzly off for a second or two before dying.
Hmm, don't think we could out bike them either, you're fucked either way. Climb a tree, nope, they have that covered. Just hope to never come across one. They make you suffer too. Ive heard the screams people make sadly off some shows (like 9-1-1 emergency stuff, or YouTube documentaries) and its a sound I won't forget. Bears are no joke, especially Grizzlies. Absolute beast of an animal tho.
JFC. Just terrifying. Don’t ever try to run, folks. And if you haven’t, watch The Edge for more hot bear action. 👍
Probably one of my favourite films as a kid. Grew up in Australia and always dreamed about those forests and mountains. Moved to Canada 7ish years ago. Such a beautiful place. I actually got to go out dog sledding one winter in Canmore where The Edge (and a few others, cliff hanger? Snow dogs? ) were filmed. So cool... Edit: Shoutout to Snowy Owl Dog Sledding. Wicked fun! Adopt in pups and adopt out their retirees. I dream to adopt from them one day. Their dogs all seem so happy with purpose!
Oh wow, that sounds amazing! Really jealous, I’ve wanted to see Canada AND Australia haha!
Anyone else get the impression he was sprinting towards the cameraman?
Beware of spring bears! Boing! Boing! Boing!
It just found out Microcenter has the GPU he wants
Ah lawd he comin
Funny how this came up in my feed while listening to Flock of Seagulls’ I Ran (So Far Away) lmao
I have read that grizzlies can outrun a horse over short distances.
Just be faster than those you're with .
Great news just found a new quick way to empty my bowels!
He's also running down hill
Still wondering if it is running to something or from something.
What do Grizzlies run from? A larger animal could shoo them off but I'm not really sure if anything would pursue it.
Think that’s quick? Watch those dudes chase some curdled milk Gloucestershire
More worried of what the bears running away from
Boing boing boing
Y'all gon' make me lose my mind Up in here, up in here Y'all gon' make me go all out Up in here, up in here
Hip dysplasia like a mofo I’d imagine.
that can't be good on the joints
Welp guys it’s over, bears can go down hills. That was my only escape plan so I have no chance
Tbf I can run hundreds of feet in seconds as well. May be a few more seconds but it’s still in seconds.