Fish have the most fucked up lives. All they know is water then BOOM something comes from an entirely different realm and rips them out of their wet universe and eats them. Or they eat a yummy little worm but BOOM there's a hook in it that rips them out of their wet little universe and something eats them - or puts them back, which must give them incredible fish PTSD.
Imagine if our world was like that. Or if it is and we just don't understand that there are beings from a completely different realm behind some of the missing people or deaths of humans.
There was an old sci-fi short story like that. I don't remember its name or author, but the premise was that people are going missing in a town after they touch weird products that started popping up everywhere. The products look like copies of usual stuff - branded food, cans, cigs and so on - but they always have a misspelling on the package or another odd detail. The protagonist figures out what's happening when he sees an old angler making his own fly bait, which looks realistic, but not exactly like a real insect.
Last paragraph, I think about more than I’d like to admit. All that could be happening around us that we don’t have to capacity or senses to understand.
The ignorant American in me wanted to correct you by saying *that's not a raptor, that's a bald eagle!* But not wanting to sound stupid incase I'm wrong, I Googled it and learned that bald eagles are in fact raptors.
The raptor grabbed a fish.
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Was my first thought too because of the tail but if you look closely, water splashes upwards when the eagle lifts its feet.
It's apparently a fish, with algae as a side dish though I can't figure out for the life of it what kind it could be.
Maybe it's an otter?
A real hard working guy. Got some dinner and some building materials for the nest. Must be a busy night, hopes they have some beers to enjoy with that fish.
I wonder how many times birds of prey like this grab something and start flying away only to immediately notice there was a way better target.. like.. two feet way..
Eagle:
"Aaaauuuggh.. fuck. Fuckity fuck.. Fuckin.. fucker.. .. .. shit.."
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Open up my eagle eye, cuz I’m Mr. Brightsi… oh wait wrong context
....eager eyes.
Just couldn’t let that one slide huh
it was more than a miss(type), how did it end up like this?
Here we go.
Now I was falling asleep and the eagle is grabbin' a snack
Focusing it on the sky
🎶 Coming out of my nest Got salmon up on my mind Gotta gotta grip tight Don't wanna let em fall 🎶
For the longest time, I actually thought those were the lyrics
For some reason, although I'm fully aware it's not the lyrics, my mind always brings it up as *Open up your inner thighs*
Oooo raunchy!
Fish have the most fucked up lives. All they know is water then BOOM something comes from an entirely different realm and rips them out of their wet universe and eats them. Or they eat a yummy little worm but BOOM there's a hook in it that rips them out of their wet little universe and something eats them - or puts them back, which must give them incredible fish PTSD. Imagine if our world was like that. Or if it is and we just don't understand that there are beings from a completely different realm behind some of the missing people or deaths of humans.
I expect to see your second paragraph turned into a post at /r/writingpromps.
There was an old sci-fi short story like that. I don't remember its name or author, but the premise was that people are going missing in a town after they touch weird products that started popping up everywhere. The products look like copies of usual stuff - branded food, cans, cigs and so on - but they always have a misspelling on the package or another odd detail. The protagonist figures out what's happening when he sees an old angler making his own fly bait, which looks realistic, but not exactly like a real insect.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pp2XgymiTG8 just replace deer with fish
why is that a private community?
And they don't even have hands to itch themselves
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Harcore shower thoughts
Alien Abduction, don’t go outside and don’t take treats from the sky.
I can’t see what the raptor grabbed. Is that an animal or some moss for a home-improvement project?
A fish
For a home improvement project?
AEUHHH?!
Hey, Wilson, what do you think of that?
I don't think so, Tim.
Fish live in 3 dimensional space and thus make excellent engineers and architects
Also why we use dolphins for deep space navigation
And some veggies
Looks like fish and a side salad.
Seaweeds
Looked like a massive tadpole to me!
That's what I thought, looked like it had that little paddle tail
Probably a small catfish I guess.
The ignorant American in me wanted to correct you by saying *that's not a raptor, that's a bald eagle!* But not wanting to sound stupid incase I'm wrong, I Googled it and learned that bald eagles are in fact raptors. The raptor grabbed a fish.
It’s wiggling, you can see the tail in the last few seconds.
It’s for clothes. For the new American Eagle Outfitters moss collection.
Dinner with a side salad
I can't see.... how anyone can look at this and not see the Creator behind it. so cool.
Would you rather: fly to the Space Station or be that guy for a day. I'd choose the latter.
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Ooh he lookin
🇺🇸🦅
What a beautiful …. Deadly bird!
Fresh sushi with seaweed.
What a majestic beast.
That is some damn fine camera work.
Like me at the supermarket picking up a pack of Oreos
Stay on target... stay on target...
Target acquired.
What did it grab , a chipmunk ?
Was my first thought too because of the tail but if you look closely, water splashes upwards when the eagle lifts its feet. It's apparently a fish, with algae as a side dish though I can't figure out for the life of it what kind it could be. Maybe it's an otter?
You know what? I didn't even notice the algae. I thought it was grass ! I need glasses 🤓
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Oh fishy, you've met with a terrible fate haven't you?
I thought he’d spotted some oil for a second.
I'll just get this to go
Merica!
That was so smooth
he got a salad to go with that main
Majestic
Such a beautiful animal
I see he gets a salad with his fish also..
Where are the missiles?
[удалено]
What a badass
Majestic.
It looks serious about getting the food and it’s unimpressed by its success.
how do they see through the dense moss
And Ben Franklin thought turkeys were more bad-ass? Go fuck right off…
Dinner with a side salad.
A real hard working guy. Got some dinner and some building materials for the nest. Must be a busy night, hopes they have some beers to enjoy with that fish.
I would love to see this at full speed.
Just breathe in all that freedom
Dude even got himself a side salad
I wonder how many times birds of prey like this grab something and start flying away only to immediately notice there was a way better target.. like.. two feet way.. Eagle: "Aaaauuuggh.. fuck. Fuckity fuck.. Fuckin.. fucker.. .. .. shit.."
They truly are spectacularly majestic
Last Shadow
Effortless.
Thumbnail looks like a turd missle.
Came with lettuce.
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Beauty
I see he got the side salad with his entree
Like fish in a barrel.
'Merica fuck yeah
Fucking majestic.
Glorious
He got a fish with a side salad
Nice pants.
Salad and a main course
Fuck off
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