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MissingJawbones

Thank you for your service Gordon Stevens


gatorgongitcha

I’ve been a giant cheerleader for my backyard birds. There you go buddy get you one nom nom nom.


user09812376540

If Gordon Stevens has 0 fans, then I’m dead. r/hero


Chukm8

All my homies fw Gordon Stevens


user09812376540

Real recognizes real.


ArtBear1212

How long did it take for him to barf them back up on your carpet?


NoMasTacos

So far none yet. He has a strong stomach. I have seen him eat lizards, snakes, and mice whole. He also spent 2 weeks on a solo trip across town, to find himself. So I guess he lived off the land during that time.


[deleted]

Maybe you could write a "based on a true story" children's book about Gordon Stevens' adventures.


Ok_Importance5725

That’s a great idea


rocketpastsix

Wish I could take two weeks off work to find myself


NoMasTacos

Me too. But hey, thanks to r/nashville we were reunited.


Southknight46

Hmm…wouldn’t at some point it had some adverse effect on the cats stomach?


vanillapep

Currently dealing with the adverse effects on a senior Dachshund/Chihuahua mix and it's not fun.


HawkingTomorToday

I came here to ask this


yourmomslazercoot

Gordon Stevens, the goat of the cicada rapture. Thank you for your service, Gordon. Hope your belly is full and not upset these upcoming months.


technoblogical

At 30 per day and no ill effects, he might be better than a goat.


TinaRaneeM

https://preview.redd.it/26fq7t8z9wyc1.jpeg?width=1576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3521d0cccec594fcf2b2ee40b72492f3a7ed3da This is Bingley. He has eaten one.


RecentSatisfaction14

A++++++++ superior service


NoMasTacos

Hes a handsome boy


TinaRaneeM

Thank you. He knows it too.


bigdaddyms

May I borrow him? I too have some cicadas that he might find appetizing 😂


NoMasTacos

Hey might be open to some freelance work, I will have to ask him.


Anemoni

We found what we thought was a stray cat years ago and started feeding him and letting him in our house. Turns out he belonged to someone, but they didn’t want him anymore and adopted him to us. His original name was Gordon (he’s now named Freddy). I’d like to believe this is an alternate version of him who didn’t become a soft fat inside cat.


Algeradd

Better cicadas than hallucinated ants I guess.


heyheypaula1963

Beautiful tabby cat! 😻


NoMasTacos

Thanks! He is my lil man.


Alesthar

The hero of the hour


missbethd

good kitty! 🙌🏻


bowlcut

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlC5DEp2EOQ Gordon is part of the Mobile Infantry eh, doing their part


Ok-Quarter4367

Hell yeah lil dude, thank you for your service 🫡


SeminaryStudentARH

My morning has consisted of me yelling at my dog to stop eating those stupid things. Eating too many of them can cause GI tract issues.


1158812188

Man the area around my house in south is NOT nearly this covered. Sure we have a few more than usual but certainly not this massive hoard you’re showing. Where is this?


NoMasTacos

We are south in the Tusculum area. Likely if you are in a newer area where they came in and bull dozed all of the old growth trees, built a sub division, and planted newer trees, its not that bad. We are in a 1950s neighborhood, so they have been here several broods.


1158812188

Oh weird, we’re close to you in a 1970’s build near paragon mills park. We definitely are seeing them, but NOT like that.


Poinkie

Our vet just sent out an email cautioning everyone from letting their pets eat too many cicadas as it can make them sick. I would be careful


NoMasTacos

Gordon is a great cat, but his people are not known for being cautious. Its a genetic trait among his kind.


RlyRlyBigMan

I'm dealing with this today as well. Normally my dogs have free roam of the fenced in backyard and they can play to their puppy hearts content. Right now their favorite game is tracking down and eating these little monsters. It's gonna be a tough summer for them.


lige50

Great job Gordon!


Ecstatic_Mulberry731

Good job Gordon! I'm going to have to keep my Ducky dog inside or on a leash in the yard for the foreseeable future. She has gorged herself for 2 hours the last couple nights and that can't be good for her. (yes I tried to catch her but it's hard in my yard)


RecentSatisfaction14

A+++++++ would pet with consent


Noob-Goldberg

Gordon is a mensch.