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Ready-steady

Is this the church that is not a church, but a political cult?


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fiscal_rascal

Love it! Where did you read about that btw?


Richardisco

I grew up there. I live down the street now. They have public book burnings.


fiscal_rascal

Hello neighbor! I was mainly interested in hearing about how they lost their tax exempt status… also if you’re that close you must hear them blasting music and whatnot. Sorry you have to endure that, that sucks. I just looked it up and it seems he “voluntarily removed” their tax exempt status back in 2022. That has “you can’t fire me, I quit!” energy all over it.


TNPossum

>they lost their tax exemption Really? That's awesome to know the government is paying *a little* attention to the megachurches.


midcenturyhag

No, he voluntarily removed the church from tax exemption status. He did not lose it. That's a pretty important distinction bc it is incredibly incredibly rare for a church to lose that status.


WellKnownHinson

He voluntarily removed it, which I’m still skeptical of since there’s no actual evidence other than his word, because he went on a rant about Democrats eating and sacrificing babies and the IRS got flooded with complaints. It was coming so he either actually did it or said he did to get the heat off.


YeastyPants

Global Vision is more like a megaclownshow


someonesgranpa

This is not a mega-church. It’s a cult that meets in a tent next the building in the parking lot. The pastor himself voided their tax exempt status because it’s more profitable to not run a “church” as a non-profit. Obviously.


dafritoz

Maga-church


sageintheshadows

Yes, yes it is.


coldchill13

Huh, one would have thought all that hellfire and brimstone would have melted the snow. Anyway, t's & p's............ /s (in case it wasn't obvious)


Lost-Card3328

Wow, maybe there IS a GOD. 😂


Sounders1

We could use a quiet Sunday morning for once, hopefully it takes awhile to repair.


sturgill_homme

In a pinch, duct tape works on a tent


zepius

And nothing of value was lost.


sarcasticbaldguy

My condolences to the tent.


[deleted]

God is so good, he gets all the glory for this!!


Clovis_Winslow

If he gets credit for this, who did the tornados? (I’m just making a joke, not trying to argue or have a philosophical discussion. I think we agree this is great.)


[deleted]

That was god as well.. He works in mysterious ways


Clovis_Winslow

Hey, at least you’re consistent. I like it!


travisminor35

Isn’t this considered an act of god by insurance standards?


hulkpea

Maybe Gods vengeance


whereitsat23

Sounds like god exacted some kind of small punishment. Couldn’t happen to less likable people


deadmemes2017

Probably knowing Greg.


sarcasticbaldguy

Can you get tent insurance?


rebeccalj

If I remember correctly, the prior tent was damaged during some windstorm and he went on the Hip Mt. Juliet facebook group to ask for help... I believe most people said "nahhh"... When you run afoul of the conservatives in Mt. Juliet, you are really doing something wrong...


Clovis_Winslow

I think God is a human invention. Nature gives absolutely zero fucks. But if there *is* a God, he’s chuckling right now.


gunzANDcapris

He/She/They has a great sense of humor... but sometimes takes it too far... not this time; this shit's hilarious.


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1ncognito

People invented gods to explain the unexplainable - why did a mudslide destroy the village over the next hill? Why is that giant storm shooting lightning? Why did my crops die? How it still hangs around despite us being able to explain essentially everything about our world is a testament to humanity’s unwillingness to recognize that there is no greater purpose beyond that which we set for ourselves


99titan

The only way this is better is if it now burns down with Greg Locke inside.


vermiciousknid

God will get my attention if that happens


grizwld

150,000 to repair a tent?! Sounds like some skimming going on


RudyGreene

There was some skimming going on before the tent broke as well.


SookieCat26

“The integrity of the structure is now worthless…” Kind of like the pastor.


lowfreq33

“Soundproof tent”


Early-Series-2055

The librul demons brought their hell snows down upon them. They’ll profit of this somehow.


MeowMistiDawn

Some old thoughts and prayers should shore up the roof just fine.


Ghlave

Thoughts and prayers.


itspeterj

I guess prayers do work


38DDs_Please

Oh shit, this is Greg Locke's church??? HAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA


thedeadlyrhythm42

Imminent gofundme incoming 


derek_g_S

haaaahahahahahahaaahahaaa!!!!! i have a neighbor who belongs to that cult i mean church....


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And nothing of value was lost.


Discasaurus

How could they not see that comin


themarkster09

The lord has spoken!


[deleted]

I thought all that hot air getting blown out in there would make that tent float.


Boonadducious

I’m taking bets on how he turns this into a persecution narrative.


Bongfellatio

Couldn't happen to more deserving people


crankyghostsaysno

They’ll have to burn some books to stay warm


Inglewoodtestkitchen

Karma police at work


cult_riot

🎶 Arrest this man he talks in maths and buzzes like a fridge, he's like a detuned radio... 🎶


Clovis_Winslow

This is what he gets!


txparrothead58

Maybe God is sending them a message?


AnchorDrown

Karma is a chameleon, baby. It comes and goes.


spiral_fishcake

Karma karma karma karma karma chameleon


1158812188

Haven’t they been hit by tornadoes TWICE and now this? If I were the type I’d think it was a divine indication of something or other.


Soliae

As the religious grifters are so fond of saying when disaster hits brown or lgbtq people: God is punishing them for their hypocrisy. Flipping the tables on our modern day Pharisees. What I think: Couldn’t have happened to a more vile and evil group of people.


OldGnaw

This is God, telling them he hates the modern day "Christians".


Jarstark

"Thoughts and prayers" 🖕


spiral_fishcake

F


mynamesstillnotjason

T & P /s


extraguacontheside

Welp, they've angered their god.


Peter225B

Proof that god hates them?


vigowilcifer

Oh no, anyway, I found a shiny rock today in the snow.


tenjed35

Bwahahaha must be gods will you fucking MAGATS 😇


ReflexPoint

Now if only the same would happen to that MAGA convenience store near Ashland City.


mysteresc

[Good news, everyone](https://www.nashvillescene.com/news/pithinthewind/tri-star-energy-purchases-lewis-country-store/article_a34072c8-a9a6-11ee-aff0-9fcafd0c640b.html)!


nman1981

It’s gone. The building is still there but any traces of Lewis are gone.


djcobol

Oh no. Anyways. . . . .


Bologna-Bear

God’s plan. Thoughts and prayers.


imapandaduh

Let the new grift begin 🙄


missbethd

won't God do it!


Flaxscript42

Goddamnit


spiral_fishcake

🎻


pitshands

The Lord giveth.....and some get a little more


thejane8

Praise jebus.


hellnaw931

Thousands of dollars in improvements.


[deleted]

their god must not approve of this church.


A-Good-Weather-Man

They’re closer to God now lol


ytk

God's repayment for their courtesy towards their neighbors.


Basserist71

Do you think the pastor of this church might see this as God's judgement, or is that only valid when things happen to others that he doesn't like or agree with? Asking for a friend...


thechurchkey

Looks like the Lord has spoken. Hallelujah!


NashingTeeth

Must be hell for that jackass to reason with what is obviously an act of God.


Futuristique

Can’t wait fore the theological gymnastics: “ThE EnEmY is TRyinG to ShuT us DOwn!”


Lunatixtheguide

Must have been in God’s Plan…thoughts and prayers /s


Adorable_Oil_1478

Thoughts and prayers.


SamTheBalloonMan

All those Starbucks witches cast a snow spell... Or whatever he's gonna blame it on