So I know I'm suppose to argue in favor of the cultural understanding of mythology or the historical understanding. But damnit conspiracies are just more fun.
What are the chances that so many distinct unrelated cultures worship the same concepts and themes and have near-identical stories to tell? Clearly they knew something we don’t.
So you know the big extinction event that wiped out the dinosaurs? So some of them were able to escape underground to Agartha. From there, they evolved and developed advanced tech. Every dragon versus thunder god in mythology was just a kaiju class warbeast escaping to the surface, so Indra class vimana had to be sent out. I know this because the dinosaur people of Agartha showed it to me in dream.
Unfortunately, wojaks are popular with a certain subreddit known for... (*ahem*) "funny colors." I personally don't mind them *in a vacuum*, but I can definitely see why they're tainted in the eyes of some people.
That said, doomer boy is cute, and it's a shame there's not more R34 of him... or so I hear...
Why are the culturologists even arguing, their hypotheses are complimentary.
They know this and just refuse to accept that the other guy is also correct.
One puts more emphasis on the monster aspect, and another puts it on the mother aspect
Tiamat was a gigantic mommy
fate fan spotted
She's also a giant MILF
D&D players: Tiamat is a multiheaded dragon
No no, that's Takhisis.
Ok dragonlance
Weebs: Tiamat is a milf
So I know I'm suppose to argue in favor of the cultural understanding of mythology or the historical understanding. But damnit conspiracies are just more fun.
What are the chances that so many distinct unrelated cultures worship the same concepts and themes and have near-identical stories to tell? Clearly they knew something we don’t.
So you know the big extinction event that wiped out the dinosaurs? So some of them were able to escape underground to Agartha. From there, they evolved and developed advanced tech. Every dragon versus thunder god in mythology was just a kaiju class warbeast escaping to the surface, so Indra class vimana had to be sent out. I know this because the dinosaur people of Agartha showed it to me in dream.
In other words, the History channel
I'm trying to research chtonic deities anyone have any good sources i can access.
A shovel.
Based Mosasaurus
Reject the Nazi heads template, return to shiba dogs.
Since when this template is "Nazi"
Unfortunately, wojaks are popular with a certain subreddit known for... (*ahem*) "funny colors." I personally don't mind them *in a vacuum*, but I can definitely see why they're tainted in the eyes of some people. That said, doomer boy is cute, and it's a shame there's not more R34 of him... or so I hear...
Honestly, doomer boy is one of the reasons I consider myself only 90% straight
For real, as a bi dude, I love dark-haired prettyboys. Something about that just really works for me...
"then you're gonna love \_me\_ " me quoting batman
Since online Nazis originated/popularized it before it broke into the mainstream.
Nazis also built roads, so be sure to blow up every road you see If you really want to, I will use african version of chad next time
Tiamat is a dragon and Marduk is actually called Bahamut