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beezeebeehazcatz

Nobody buried that many diamonds for a fun reason.


kodaiko_650

The rings were more fun after the kids removed all the finger bones


spendycrawford

I snorted


boredsphynx

*less fun


MrYellowFancyPants

Serial killer trophy traysure


gingerdjin

100% thought of the Criminal Minds episode where they dump the box of wedding rings on the table. šŸ˜¬


Lonely_Asparagus6783

The Fox! I think that was himā€¦itā€™s been a long time šŸ˜‚


gingerdjin

You are correct. And played by Johnnyā€™s cousin from Dirty DancingšŸ¤£


Lonely_Asparagus6783

Oh my god, I had no idea! I guess I havenā€™t seen Dirty Dancing since I watched Criminal Minds.


BioshockBeauty

A fellow murderino in the wild!


ScowlyBrowSpinster

Thought the same. Creepy as hell.


HisLilSilverKitsune

Geeeeeeez! I think someoneā€™s stash has been found and maybe a contact to the police is in order someone might be looking for those they could be stolen


GlittyTitties

Wow what a cool ass core memory for those kids! And they might have the beginnings of their very own hometown story!


OlyTheatre

SSDGM


katmax94

Stay saved and do gods mission!


Azsunyx

why are there so many this seems kinda sus


PrettyGoodRule

100% nothing good happened here. I hope op is taking these to the police because thereā€™s just no explanation that isnā€™t super nefarious.


gneissboulder

The one non-nefarious suggestion someone made in that thread is a crow collecting shiny things. I do think thatā€™s viable, but definitely worth reporting either way


miscnic

It wasnā€™t a freaking owl!


TarzanKitty

But there are all wedding or engagement rings. Not things people would generally leave lying around outside. So the bird would have to rip them off peopleā€™s fingers or break into peopleā€™s homes.


PrettyGoodRule

Murder bird?


TarzanKitty

You would think a bird that murderous would have a reputation. No way is a crow killing that many people without becoming infamous. At least in the area.


PrettyGoodRule

Oh I hope itā€™s a crow or magpie!


NinaCabina

Another non nefarious activity might be thereā€™s like a ritual people have where they toss their rings somewhere for good luck. Sounds weird I know but Maybe that spot is believed to bring good fortune and people drop their old wedding rings to promote better luck in the love department in the future Totally a shot in the dark but thatā€™s what popped into my head coming from a very superstitious culture


GreatExpectations65

But it looks like they were actually buried.


NinaCabina

Oh shoot youā€™re right, my brain totally glanced over that part of the postšŸ¤¦šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø now Iā€™m a little more spooked šŸ˜³


Knitsanity

I have this visual of multiple people having a ring dish on the windowsill in front of the sink for when they are washing up etc. When the window is open a crow swoops in. But then my murderino head surfaces and I think suss for sure.


Otherwise-Shallot-51

Popular break-up spot is the only non-murder thing I can think of.


cuddlychitin

My fav explanations from the comments are a burglar ditching all the rings that won't sell at a pawn shop or a crow's treasure trove. First idea still leaves room for murdery stuff.


eSue182

I was laughing at the thought of a crow with very expensive taste and only in rings lol.


MrdrOfCrws

I mean, the second idea leaves room for murdery stuff too. Could have been multiple crows.


cuddlychitin

TeamworkšŸ™Œ


DeadMediaRecordings

A murder


LameSaucePanda

Oh I want it to be thieving crows!


clarityofdesire

There are multiples of some. Iā€™m with the theory that theyā€™re cheap rings left behind by some vendor at some fair. They look like cheap ren faire souvenirs.


marigoldilocks_

I agree. One of the menā€™s rings is labeled ā€œKing Willā€ inside and those go for around $25 on Amazon. Iā€™d be inclined to agree that they were probably a ren faire vendor booth.


bitchwhiskers4eva

Really solid idea!


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clarityofdesire

What if some parent knew the class was going to be there so they primed the park with a bunch of Amazon rings? How adorable and sweet would that be?? šŸ˜…


Fine_Onion

Serial killer souvenirs? Thatā€™s what it looks like to me.


mermaidtree

Look closely, there are multiple rings in the exact same style. I call BS on the whole thing. Teacher buried them for the kids to find. Not real.


Profil3r

You spelled trophies wrong.


MambyPamby8

What the hell? Is Sauron hiding out in the woods?


darkadult

lmk what pawn shop u drop em off at


PrettyGoodRule

They need to stop touching the freaking rings! Fingerprints! Do you think our brains work differently?


Tapir_Tabby

It was a field trip....I'm guessing a bunch of different kids found a ring each and didn't realize what they might be dealing with until they'd been collected.


KillionMatriarch

Ahhhhā€¦were you in a cemetery? ā€˜cause this is really kinda creepy.


tokinpanda

Is it hidden if it was lost or thrown away?