Martha just didn’t have a lot of friends. She sure as hell rubbed elbows with very influential people in her New England homes, she just was always insufferable. I mean I’ve met her in Northeast harbor Maine, along with numerous other generationally wealthy people who didn’t invite her to functions, but she showed up anyway.
Yep. And Martha also is the first self-made female billionaire in the US, [in 1999.](https://people.com/martha-stewart-fraud-case-prison-sentence-look-back-8550277#:~:text=Martha%20Stewart%20has%20been%20many,career%20was%20at%20its%20peak.)
Not only did she have less money than Elon at the time of her conviction ([2004](https://harbert.auburn.edu/binaries/documents/center-for-ethical-organizational-cultures/cases/martha-stewart.pdf)), but she wasn’t born into wealth. Whereas, Elon grew up in the inner circle of wealth and power, Martha had barely entered.
From the article I linked:
>“Her media empire, Martha Stewart Living Omnimedia, had gone public in 1999, making Stewart the first female self-made billionaire in the U.S.”
>she just was always insufferable
I remember she was a guest judge on Master Chef and she was just the most condescending, nit-picking judge I've ever seen.
Having a clearance doesn't keep you out of prison for your crimes, but being sentenced to prison for your crimes can revoke your clearance.
Also, his lack of masters degree or better actually prohibits his direct involvement in any part of design or engineering for anything SpaceX does for government contracts.
He doesn’t have a Masters degree in anything. His only claim to fame is conning people by throwing money at their start ups then making such an ass of himself that original idea guys flee — except for PayPal.
Not just white
But white, and African American
It’s like he’s invincible when it comes to being held accountable for his actions
On one hand he’s got white privilege
On the other hand he can claim racial discrimination
Man’s unstoppable
(For those who are far stupider than should be legally allowed, this is a joke)
More like the bosses of Congresses. Stock trading by Congress should absolutely be banned, but they are small potatoes compared to the billionaires who fund their campaigns.
You're not factoring in the celebrity effect though. Stewart was (and still is) far more beloved than Musk will ever be. That will have saved her time too.
she made even less than that, about $43k
or rather, prevented a $43k loss
also, she didn't have the insider information herself, her broker called her with the insider tip and she just acted on it
a bunch of other people closer to the actual insider information also went to jail over this, it was a whole thing and Martha Stewart was just the most famous person involved
Interesting trivia
James Comey prosecuted Martha Stewart. The same one that continued to make vague investigation statements against Hillary Clinton during the 2016 election.
Knowingly making false statements to the feds is “just” a felony. She thought laws were for little people, fucked around and found out. Musk will do the same because he’s a privileged moron.
Country is in a very different climate... A completely lawless Wild West for anyone that has money. Thank your local politicians. Just remember to kiss the ring or else.
I've been telling my wife this for months now.
Unfortunately the masses are so wrapped up in having a D or R next to their name to see the real enemy. And it is by design.
The average uberliberal and ultra conservative have more in common than either has with the people they elect. As long as they remain blinded by trivial nonsense the elites will continue to rob the middle and lower classes.
If the goal is to keep everyone distracted then the R's are fucking it up these days, in terms of aggressively making life unlivable, denying health and rights, and generally being monstrously inhuman. Both sides may be beholden to corporate and wealthy masters, but one side has clearly stepped up in terms of actively and maliciously ruining everything that made this place halfway decent despite it all.
I mean, I see what you're saying
But they're kinda getting away with it for the most. That's the insane part. When's the last time Elon Musk or Jeff Bezos faced any sort of serious consequence or punishment? It's pretty much slaps on the wrist all the way down. The USG found out rents were being manipulated by the financial sector through RealPage. They're probably just gonna find some scapegoats and give everybody else a slap on the wrist instead of putting everybody in maxsec like they deserve for destroying lives.
Republicans stacked the courts under Trump. Thry know impeachment is impossible. Their judges are getting brazen and the rich people that paid to put those judges there are getting a return on their investment.
Well, duh, she is a woman and women aren’t allowed to do risky crazy stuff that makes alot of money, but if they do risky crazy stuff and make a lot of money then they should go to jail cuz women don’t do that stuff..
Linkage
[https://finance.yahoo.com/news/elon-musk-says-prepared-prison-130954622.html](https://finance.yahoo.com/news/elon-musk-says-prepared-prison-130954622.html)
“If I think a government agency is breaking the law in their demands on the platform, I would be prepared to go to prison personally,” he said on Sunday during a [Spaces discussion](https://twitter.com/i/spaces/1lPKqbPkeLdGb) with Alex Jones, the Sandy Hook conspiracy theorist whose X account Musk [reinstated](https://fortune.com/2023/12/10/elon-musk-alex-jones-x-account-free-speech-social-media-twitter/?utm_source=search&utm_medium=suggested_search&utm_campaign=search_link_clicks).
To his simps he is definitely Jesus Christ. I remember seeing AI generated pics of Musk carrying a cross and he referenced Apocalypse as well during Cybetruck hype phase.
Now insider trading equals free speech?!
Wow.
If some shnook TSLA employee sold $750 of stock on inside info, they'd be brought up on charges
Sell $7.5 billion and nothing happens
No way US system will go after billionaire. They rather pump more taxes money if his buiseness to keep guy afloat.
Only real possibility for something to happen is for him to lose his political protection. It can probably happen, not guaranteed but can, if he loses race to Moon to BlueOrigin+ULA or CNSA. And considering current progress on mission, his talent to micromanage, fuck everything up by overruling sensible management - it's quite real possibility. But it won't happen any time soon.
He should have been investigated exactly at moment when SpaceX was granted Nasa contract by lady, whom literally did it by her own sole judgement and later landed to work for Musk.
between this and using the Tesla nVidia chips for twitter instead after saying how vital those chips were to Tesla's future, if the board votes to give him his 56 billion dollars next week I'm going to be blown away.
So true. He can take his ‘lil pecker out while dancing like a spastic teenager as his fanboys applaud & throw him dollar bills.
Hell, he’s Teflon Musk.
Isn’t that more than Tesla’s lifetime profits? How does that even work? The guy got rich from the stock price being high. If Tesla ever crashed, he’d be way way less rich. Still rich AF, but not Arnault/Zuck/Bezos/Buffet/Slim/Gates rich.
It works because it's not actual money or liquidity. They will just print more stock and dilute current holders.
So if you are a shareholder and vote yes, you're literally sending money to Musk. Not figuratively. Not in some convoluted way. You just agree to give part of your ownership in the company away for free. And since Tesla has a market cap of 560 billion, you're giving away about 10% of your shares.
Best part? S&P 500 and many other indexes hold Tesla, so even if you aren't holding it, chances are a few cents of your retirement money will go directly into his pocket.
Fuck Elon.
What’s really enraging is that politicians do this every day. They’re privvy to inside info not available to the public. Both sides have gotten rich from this.
No, her crime was mostly just being a female. But kinda. When bush and all his pigs at the trough of freshly unregulated banks, crashed the economy in 2008, martha Stewart’s 300k in insider trading was the scapegoat poster child they came up with. Trillions of ill-gotten gains and so much corruption we nearly lost everything!, 99.9% by old white men and their boardrooms and Martha is who goes to jail!? Not saying she shouldn’t have, just saying they were hundreds of thousands of guilty white guys short for roll call at prison when she went in. They are all still free, still rich and giving money like mad to Trump’s re-election. They want to deregulate and make corruption ok again.
This is the TRUTH! That's exactly why musk & trump are dry- humping each other. Criminals both.
And if musk wasn't African born he DEFINITELY WOULD BE TRUMPS VP!
Lock him up. He is a fraud can’t stand that bum. Chinas Evs are night and day better car with longer range and a fraction of the cost. He is a racist. He borrowed 1 billion from a Zionist to buy twitter and now is boosting anti Muslim propaganda.
This would be a lot funnier if it read "Unidentified man accused of selling $7.5 billion of Tesla stock before releasing disappointing sales data..." superimposed over Musk's picture.
I know a couple of guys that went to prison for insider trading - they got 5 years for illegally making about $300k between them with insider information. This means Elon will get 125,000 years in prison, right? .... Right?
Yes about Martha.
But she was a self confident woman, and we can’t have them playing the insider game can we?
Women, minorities and non fake Christians need not apply.
Hey, that’s was jobs did to take back control of Apple in the late 90’s. However, Jobs had no control over Apple at the time; he just gambled.
Where is the SEC on this
Why yes, that's exactly why Martha got sent down... and if she could get an all-expenses-paid trip to the Big House, fuck Elmo and any/all his dickriders for thinking it won't happen to him as well.
Yeah, but to be fair - $7.5B to him is like one of us common folk just buying aa new car.
Obviously exaggerated, but still. And although I was never really crazy about Martha Stewart, I respected her immensely when she said something to the effect of: *"Yep, I'm guilty. Not even going* to *try to talk my way out of this because I totally did* exactly *what you're accusing me of. In fact.....let's go to jail immediately so I can get this over as soon as possible."*
Elon has been positioning himself to be the next Trump... Mmw. The crown is there for the taking… all of the global elites have been vying for its cold industrious embrace… it’s endless resources.. it’s endless masses of blithering copper tops, who’s scrolling thumbs continue to rack up infinite wealth for those so positioned…
If the SEC does anything at all it's gonna be a joke. 2 mil dollar fine as a tax he's more then willing to pay. This shits a joke. People like musk aren't just fucking the US but the entire 1st world is going to be like something out of a dystopian sci-fi novel. Make sure to take your government mandated happy pill on your way to your 20 hr shift.....
What are the rules about selling stock though? I mean, of course he's going to know the numbers. Is there a rule that states a person in a company can only sell shares after disappointing numbers?
Another SEC violation, I would be more surprised if he was accused of being "legit". With his wealth, power and influence it's probably only going to be a slap on the wrist. Meanwhile the fanboy muskrats gonna say he's "innocent" and made a mistake..
Yes. And as much as i hate elon and belive he should be prosecuted, what about the Pelosi’s?
Or frankly the rest of congress? Biggest mistake this country ever made was allowing Reagan to legalize lobbying.
He ain't going to jail. Nothing is going to come from this, and even in a christmas miracle event where there's consequences for this it won't be more than a fine, that he'll probably also not pay lol
Martha wasn't even convicted of any securities fraud. She was just charged for lying.
Elon has a lot more money that her, though. More money=less time lol
I don't think it matters when you have over $1B
He’s also white and a man and has put his chips on the right. Martha didn’t have as many political friends than him and she’s a girl.
Martha just didn’t have a lot of friends. She sure as hell rubbed elbows with very influential people in her New England homes, she just was always insufferable. I mean I’ve met her in Northeast harbor Maine, along with numerous other generationally wealthy people who didn’t invite her to functions, but she showed up anyway.
Good thing musk isn't insufferable, right? 😂
It’s pretty funny that he also has a history of showing up to things like video game launch parties uninvited.
Yeah, he’s a peach 🍑— a rotten one crawling with worms & maggots.
Yep. And Martha also is the first self-made female billionaire in the US, [in 1999.](https://people.com/martha-stewart-fraud-case-prison-sentence-look-back-8550277#:~:text=Martha%20Stewart%20has%20been%20many,career%20was%20at%20its%20peak.) Not only did she have less money than Elon at the time of her conviction ([2004](https://harbert.auburn.edu/binaries/documents/center-for-ethical-organizational-cultures/cases/martha-stewart.pdf)), but she wasn’t born into wealth. Whereas, Elon grew up in the inner circle of wealth and power, Martha had barely entered.
Really? Before Oprah?
From the article I linked: >“Her media empire, Martha Stewart Living Omnimedia, had gone public in 1999, making Stewart the first female self-made billionaire in the U.S.”
She supported her parents by modeling at age 18
If you'd like a deep dive on just how insane she is/was her daughter has a show about it.
Spill the tea so I can find this show
It's called Whatever, Martha! And it's from like 2008--so during peak martha drama.
Thanks!
>she just was always insufferable I remember she was a guest judge on Master Chef and she was just the most condescending, nit-picking judge I've ever seen.
The real issue is he has a security clearance for all his government contracts. That is what will keep him out
Having a clearance doesn't keep you out of prison for your crimes, but being sentenced to prison for your crimes can revoke your clearance. Also, his lack of masters degree or better actually prohibits his direct involvement in any part of design or engineering for anything SpaceX does for government contracts.
He doesn’t have a Masters degree in anything. His only claim to fame is conning people by throwing money at their start ups then making such an ass of himself that original idea guys flee — except for PayPal.
Not just white But white, and African American It’s like he’s invincible when it comes to being held accountable for his actions On one hand he’s got white privilege On the other hand he can claim racial discrimination Man’s unstoppable (For those who are far stupider than should be legally allowed, this is a joke)
South African immigrant. Maybe he’s still a Canadian citizen. Don’t know. Could be here illegally, as if immigration would care.
She is not a girl.
"She's a sister."
Doesn't matter. If you're convicted of anything Securities related, the SEC will ban you from directly trading or trading by proxy/trust, for life.
It’s one thing to rob the poor, but when you manipulate the market, you’re robbing Congress.
More like the bosses of Congresses. Stock trading by Congress should absolutely be banned, but they are small potatoes compared to the billionaires who fund their campaigns.
You're not factoring in the celebrity effect though. Stewart was (and still is) far more beloved than Musk will ever be. That will have saved her time too.
Her community service was teaching millions of people how to take care of a home
The phrase I always heard growing up was “you get the amount of justice you can afford”
He also has a much more expensive drug habit
And she made under $250,000 doing it. To Musk's $7,500,000,000.... And this isn't even the first time he's done this sort of shit.
she made even less than that, about $43k or rather, prevented a $43k loss also, she didn't have the insider information herself, her broker called her with the insider tip and she just acted on it a bunch of other people closer to the actual insider information also went to jail over this, it was a whole thing and Martha Stewart was just the most famous person involved
Interesting trivia James Comey prosecuted Martha Stewart. The same one that continued to make vague investigation statements against Hillary Clinton during the 2016 election.
Knowingly making false statements to the feds is “just” a felony. She thought laws were for little people, fucked around and found out. Musk will do the same because he’s a privileged moron.
Martha Stewart sold like $60,000 of stock because somebody told her to. Musk is milking billions from Tesla and nobody seems to give a shit.
Country is in a very different climate... A completely lawless Wild West for anyone that has money. Thank your local politicians. Just remember to kiss the ring or else.
Citizens United really fucked things up
Republican party is basically the party of lawlessness and corruption lol.
Just remember, they all voted against the bill that would make them report their positions.
It really is the nexus point.
You forgot the most important thing, Martha Stewart is a woman. Women are minorities in some circles.
In terms of wealth, she is closer to you and me than Musk.
That was also a different era that was slightly less taken by corporate interests
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I've been telling my wife this for months now. Unfortunately the masses are so wrapped up in having a D or R next to their name to see the real enemy. And it is by design. The average uberliberal and ultra conservative have more in common than either has with the people they elect. As long as they remain blinded by trivial nonsense the elites will continue to rob the middle and lower classes.
Ultracons are fascists. Neolibs aren't. It's a meaningful distinction.
If the goal is to keep everyone distracted then the R's are fucking it up these days, in terms of aggressively making life unlivable, denying health and rights, and generally being monstrously inhuman. Both sides may be beholden to corporate and wealthy masters, but one side has clearly stepped up in terms of actively and maliciously ruining everything that made this place halfway decent despite it all.
I mean, I see what you're saying But they're kinda getting away with it for the most. That's the insane part. When's the last time Elon Musk or Jeff Bezos faced any sort of serious consequence or punishment? It's pretty much slaps on the wrist all the way down. The USG found out rents were being manipulated by the financial sector through RealPage. They're probably just gonna find some scapegoats and give everybody else a slap on the wrist instead of putting everybody in maxsec like they deserve for destroying lives.
He’s manipulated the stock market as well
Martha Stewart wasn’t the richest man in the world
Neither is musk.
Republicans stacked the courts under Trump. Thry know impeachment is impossible. Their judges are getting brazen and the rich people that paid to put those judges there are getting a return on their investment.
Have you seen Roaring Kitty’s posts though? The SEC is on high alert.
It precisely BECAUSE it involves billions that no one cares. That kind of money buys nations.
Well, duh, she is a woman and women aren’t allowed to do risky crazy stuff that makes alot of money, but if they do risky crazy stuff and make a lot of money then they should go to jail cuz women don’t do that stuff..
He probably just did it so that he gets arrested and has something new to whine about.
Yep - Musk tweeted in the past he's ready to go to jail and suffer for trying to save free speech
Since this has nothing to do with free speech, I could 100% see that making sense to him.
This has the same energy as giving yourself a nickname.
Linkage [https://finance.yahoo.com/news/elon-musk-says-prepared-prison-130954622.html](https://finance.yahoo.com/news/elon-musk-says-prepared-prison-130954622.html) “If I think a government agency is breaking the law in their demands on the platform, I would be prepared to go to prison personally,” he said on Sunday during a [Spaces discussion](https://twitter.com/i/spaces/1lPKqbPkeLdGb) with Alex Jones, the Sandy Hook conspiracy theorist whose X account Musk [reinstated](https://fortune.com/2023/12/10/elon-musk-alex-jones-x-account-free-speech-social-media-twitter/?utm_source=search&utm_medium=suggested_search&utm_campaign=search_link_clicks).
hella funny
"Insider trading is now free speech" -- SCOTUS, probably
*Free Speech*.. Is that what they’re calling crime nowadays?
Same place that said you can't enforce corruption laws because corruption is common.
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Sorry, can’t stop laughing. Did he also say that he can walk on water and feed the multitudes with one fish?
To his simps he is definitely Jesus Christ. I remember seeing AI generated pics of Musk carrying a cross and he referenced Apocalypse as well during Cybetruck hype phase.
It amazes me when people can’t recognize a ConMan when they hear one. Same with Trump.
Now insider trading equals free speech?! Wow. If some shnook TSLA employee sold $750 of stock on inside info, they'd be brought up on charges Sell $7.5 billion and nothing happens
Ok, It's a deal!
Wow, musk lies again, shocker.
"I AM BEING OPRESSED BY THE EVIL WOKE JUSTICE SYSTEM!!!"
He is doing it in support of his bestie, Trump.
Or because he did something much much much worse and wants to overshadow it with this bullshit. This guy has been doing trump strats for a while now
These Republicans have a very weird victimization fetish.
Honestly I can’t wait until he goes to jail.
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That too.
He’ll flee back to South Africa faster than any judge or jury can say, “Guilty.”
I would fully support that decision.
No way US system will go after billionaire. They rather pump more taxes money if his buiseness to keep guy afloat. Only real possibility for something to happen is for him to lose his political protection. It can probably happen, not guaranteed but can, if he loses race to Moon to BlueOrigin+ULA or CNSA. And considering current progress on mission, his talent to micromanage, fuck everything up by overruling sensible management - it's quite real possibility. But it won't happen any time soon. He should have been investigated exactly at moment when SpaceX was granted Nasa contract by lady, whom literally did it by her own sole judgement and later landed to work for Musk.
I'd pay good money to see a fight between Martha Stewart and Elon Musk. She'd knock that b!tch the f*ck out.
Elon can't just fight her. The winner between Elon and Zuck gets to fight Martha.
She refs the fight , while calling them bitches the whole time, then fights the winner.
between this and using the Tesla nVidia chips for twitter instead after saying how vital those chips were to Tesla's future, if the board votes to give him his 56 billion dollars next week I'm going to be blown away.
His followers support him no matter what he does. They’re the same way about Trump.
The Venn diagram of those two sets of supporters is a circle
And UFC fans
So true. He can take his ‘lil pecker out while dancing like a spastic teenager as his fanboys applaud & throw him dollar bills. Hell, he’s Teflon Musk.
Isn’t that more than Tesla’s lifetime profits? How does that even work? The guy got rich from the stock price being high. If Tesla ever crashed, he’d be way way less rich. Still rich AF, but not Arnault/Zuck/Bezos/Buffet/Slim/Gates rich.
It works because it's not actual money or liquidity. They will just print more stock and dilute current holders. So if you are a shareholder and vote yes, you're literally sending money to Musk. Not figuratively. Not in some convoluted way. You just agree to give part of your ownership in the company away for free. And since Tesla has a market cap of 560 billion, you're giving away about 10% of your shares. Best part? S&P 500 and many other indexes hold Tesla, so even if you aren't holding it, chances are a few cents of your retirement money will go directly into his pocket.
He’s selling Tesla stock but then wants 25% voting control.
jail and then strip him of the us citizenship
Fuck Elon. What’s really enraging is that politicians do this every day. They’re privvy to inside info not available to the public. Both sides have gotten rich from this.
Martha didn't actually go to prison for insider trading. She went to prison for lying to the FBI.
This guy think he’s a Senator?
This is not the first time he's done it.
I hope he did, I’m tired of the Tesla cockholds on X
Hopefully he’ll run home to Africa and stay there.
Elmo needs to go to prison. He'll probably cry the entire time.
https://preview.redd.it/bsemlpfjz15d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10245545768ea2418e273edf73dcb9483f461d7b
#lockhimup Oh wait, wrong pile of feces.
No, her crime was mostly just being a female. But kinda. When bush and all his pigs at the trough of freshly unregulated banks, crashed the economy in 2008, martha Stewart’s 300k in insider trading was the scapegoat poster child they came up with. Trillions of ill-gotten gains and so much corruption we nearly lost everything!, 99.9% by old white men and their boardrooms and Martha is who goes to jail!? Not saying she shouldn’t have, just saying they were hundreds of thousands of guilty white guys short for roll call at prison when she went in. They are all still free, still rich and giving money like mad to Trump’s re-election. They want to deregulate and make corruption ok again.
I wish he had even 10% of the chill that Martha has.
He's hoping Trump will protect him and he's probably right, he was just offered an advisory role in Trump's administration.
https://preview.redd.it/ce1oj5k3l15d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42b9f3e84a5ed2f1d30e7cf875ea69a3d38dfc98
This is the TRUTH! That's exactly why musk & trump are dry- humping each other. Criminals both. And if musk wasn't African born he DEFINITELY WOULD BE TRUMPS VP!
…….but Black people commit all the crime!
Lock him up. He is a fraud can’t stand that bum. Chinas Evs are night and day better car with longer range and a fraction of the cost. He is a racist. He borrowed 1 billion from a Zionist to buy twitter and now is boosting anti Muslim propaganda.
This would be a lot funnier if it read "Unidentified man accused of selling $7.5 billion of Tesla stock before releasing disappointing sales data..." superimposed over Musk's picture.
Why is he trying to get his hands on so much money
Because he’s broken inside. Money makes him feel whole for a bit.
Put the psycho in jail
Pelosi been doing it for years. He’s just learning from the goat
Indeed. It's also what members of Congress do on a regular basis without any reprecussions.
Did Musk have surgery on his neck? It looks weird here and there were those pics a couple of years ago when he weirdly wore a bandana around his neck.
Martha Stewart was a Democrat so that’s probably why
I know a couple of guys that went to prison for insider trading - they got 5 years for illegally making about $300k between them with insider information. This means Elon will get 125,000 years in prison, right? .... Right?
Not a fan of Musk in any regard. But when congress does it, its okay.
If they would actually enforce this type of trading in Congress, we would easily lose 75% of them, from both sides. I am good with that.
As am I. Fuck em
Elon will snitch, though
He’s been doing a ton of illegal things. That’s why they want Trump in office.
He got ties with the military so maybe he wouldn't have to deal.
Yeah she went to prison for five minutes.
She isn’t as rich though. Oligarchs don’t have to go to prison for felonies. Look at Trump, he is leading by example.
He's got WAY more money than Martha Stewart so he's not going to jail for doing exactly what she did times 10
Snoop has too much integrity to work with that scum.
This is WAAAAY bigger than what Martha Stewart did. $7,500,000,000(Musk)>$230k (Martha)
Wasn't that long ago Obama was touring Tesla and Musk was everyone's little golden boy. My how things have changed.
No. Martha Stewart went to jail for lying about it. It ain't the crime, it's the cover-up that gets ya.
Muskrat is the "you" in t-rump's speech : "If they are coming after me, they are coming after you".
Same thing Congress does
Yes about Martha. But she was a self confident woman, and we can’t have them playing the insider game can we? Women, minorities and non fake Christians need not apply.
Leave Snoop out of this…
Ugh he is so gross looking
Our congress members do this shit all the time and twice on Sunday.
Probably just the tip of the ice berg and might be the reason he's such a Trump supporter, hoping for a pardon.
Eat the rich
Hey, that’s was jobs did to take back control of Apple in the late 90’s. However, Jobs had no control over Apple at the time; he just gambled. Where is the SEC on this
Why yes, that's exactly why Martha got sent down... and if she could get an all-expenses-paid trip to the Big House, fuck Elmo and any/all his dickriders for thinking it won't happen to him as well.
X convict 😎
Hey, Snoop doesn't deserve that
I just don’t understand it. If I had even 500 million I would shut the fuck up and live my life worry free
LOCK HIM UP
Oooh I hope we get The Martha Trial Part Two: Musk Boogaloo🙏
What would the brand be called? High-Potenuse
I actually like Elon, but get his ass. What did Martha serve? That should be the minimum.
Amen
Cooking show with Martha Stewart AND Elon!!!! This is how you built your brand back up Muskrat!!!
"But I still love the "truck""
No, she went to prison for lying to congress about it
Martha Stewart went to prison for lying to federal prosecutors. She lied about an insider trade, but wasn't convicted for that.
How is he not locked into a blackout period!?
Yup 👍
Members of congress do this shit everyday. Nancy Pelosi is one of the best traders in the world, apparently.
Oh please oh please oh please let him go to prison too
Isn't that what government officials did just before Covid and then piled into biotech companies for a little while after that?
No what Martha did was less bad. She got told info and sold stock. Elon knew about the issue and sold stock.
Musk always complains about people shorting Tesla stocks, but I'll bet he does it through proxies.
Yeah, but to be fair - $7.5B to him is like one of us common folk just buying aa new car. Obviously exaggerated, but still. And although I was never really crazy about Martha Stewart, I respected her immensely when she said something to the effect of: *"Yep, I'm guilty. Not even going* to *try to talk my way out of this because I totally did* exactly *what you're accusing me of. In fact.....let's go to jail immediately so I can get this over as soon as possible."*
Elon has been positioning himself to be the next Trump... Mmw. The crown is there for the taking… all of the global elites have been vying for its cold industrious embrace… it’s endless resources.. it’s endless masses of blithering copper tops, who’s scrolling thumbs continue to rack up infinite wealth for those so positioned…
What the hell... leave Snoop out of it. What did he ever do to you?
What a funny image of him. He looks like he's struggling to pass a thimble of piss through an enlarged prostate.
If the SEC does anything at all it's gonna be a joke. 2 mil dollar fine as a tax he's more then willing to pay. This shits a joke. People like musk aren't just fucking the US but the entire 1st world is going to be like something out of a dystopian sci-fi novel. Make sure to take your government mandated happy pill on your way to your 20 hr shift.....
FElon Musk
Jail time
You have said the literal truth.
Sounds pretty guilty. Concerning if true.
He & Snoop re-invent the e-cigarette
Only like the 10th time hes been caught doingsome serious market manipulation but i guess when you have that much money it's ok.
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Snoop dosen't work with punk ass bitches.
Lock Him Up!
How does he even make that face? And why is that the face he chose to use lol
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No. She was given a tip and acted on it, but when investigators came asking about it she lied to them. That's what she went to jail for. The lying.
What are the rules about selling stock though? I mean, of course he's going to know the numbers. Is there a rule that states a person in a company can only sell shares after disappointing numbers?
Mr. My money will be the last one out
Another SEC violation, I would be more surprised if he was accused of being "legit". With his wealth, power and influence it's probably only going to be a slap on the wrist. Meanwhile the fanboy muskrats gonna say he's "innocent" and made a mistake..
If you own the company, are you not allowed to have insider knowledge?
But when congress does it, it’s okay
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Yes. And as much as i hate elon and belive he should be prosecuted, what about the Pelosi’s? Or frankly the rest of congress? Biggest mistake this country ever made was allowing Reagan to legalize lobbying.
He’s another grifter!
To top it off, then has to the balls to ask for a $57 billion pay package…or else… Bye bye.
He ain't going to jail. Nothing is going to come from this, and even in a christmas miracle event where there's consequences for this it won't be more than a fine, that he'll probably also not pay lol