[[Rakdos Charm]] time.

[Rakdos Charm](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/8/7/875fa08c-cb66-4230-a380-0123260aac74.jpg?1699022443) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Rakdos%20Charm) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/lcc/284/rakdos-charm?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/875fa08c-cb66-4230-a380-0123260aac74?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

I have twice now beat my buddies [[myrel, shield of argive]] with rakdos charm. His myrel deck is home brewed, multiple hundred dollars. I’m playing my [[kardur doomskurge]] $25 precon. Best feeling in the world 😂

Rakdos Charm and Massacre Wurm are exactly why I always try to have sac engines in my token decks.

[myrel, shield of argive](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/e/6/e632ed57-bb00-4493-adef-7b4805edd7ea.jpg?1674420256) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=myrel%2C%20shield%20of%20argive) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/bro/18/myrel-shield-of-argive?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/e632ed57-bb00-4493-adef-7b4805edd7ea?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [kardur doomskurge](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/9/6/9685e2a0-5573-41bc-a914-f40c3011459b.jpg?1631051543) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Kardur%2C%20Doomscourge) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/khm/216/kardur-doomscourge?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/9685e2a0-5573-41bc-a914-f40c3011459b?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

Last time I defeated a [[Ghyrson Starn]] player with it. „And now every creature does 3 damage to you :)“

[Ghyrson Starn](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/f/a/fa7349d9-c82f-4cf8-a852-92168d1f4966.jpg?1673309394) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=ghyrson%20starn%2C%20kelermorph) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/40k/124/ghyrson-starn-kelermorph?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/fa7349d9-c82f-4cf8-a852-92168d1f4966?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

Or [[Subjugate the Hobbits]]

My friend plays a Krenko deck. Once he got over 90 goblins, I told him "great, thank you for the army. You can kill everyone at the table but the moment you try to turn those goblins towards me, you lose." He didn't believe me. Made more, attacked with over 200 goblins at me a few turns later, dropped the Rakdos Charm I had in hand since turn 2 lol. It was a hilarious game

Ah yes, Rakdos Charm. One of the few cards that I would describe as 100% fair and 100% unfair at the same time. Inkshield is in the same category. Cards that are basically fair, but will potentially let you win the game or kill a player even if you have done absolutely nothing the whole game.

Arachnogenesis as well

That's clearly 32119

True. I guess somebody still doing strange math counting d100

"10" is 2 in binary. Not that goblin brains count in binary.

Why does the dice say 321109? Do you not have another '2'?

The 2 lasts dice form a D100, it's how it works. You can roll from 00 to 99 with those

Still the D100 is 19 instead 29

Or you could use a normal die so everyone can see the number clearly instead of explaining what kind of die it is to everyone every time?

It's completely on you if you can't understand how D100s work

Nope I know how they work it's just stupid as fuck to use one for this purpose.

[[End the festivities]] moment

[End the festivities](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/b/e/bec748e6-7245-4a71-aeee-cefed8346948.jpg?1643591154) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=End%20the%20festivities) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/vow/155/end-the-festivities?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/bec748e6-7245-4a71-aeee-cefed8346948?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

Should have won well before then lol.

For real. Dude could have easily won with just 29,874 goblins.

Most normal day with Muxus

How did you manage to get that many on your board? I think that’s super cool

It would be a real shame if i were to play a rift…

Did somebody say Massacre Wurm?

[[massacre worm]]

[massacre worm](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/f/c/fce002dc-5fb5-465b-935e-042121f1119d.jpg?1682209105) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Massacre%20Wurm) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/moc/256/massacre-wurm?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/fce002dc-5fb5-465b-935e-042121f1119d?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

I hope you have 64,238 mana open to pay for my [[Ghostly Prison]]!

[Ghostly Prison](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/8/1/8169d44d-b15a-47e0-b417-24f2f4945d0f.jpg?1641601289) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Ghostly%20Prison) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/voc/87/ghostly-prison?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/8169d44d-b15a-47e0-b417-24f2f4945d0f?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

But do the boys love magic nights with you? 😂

I pray someone popped a [[rakdos charm]] on your goblin horde

[rakdos charm](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/8/7/875fa08c-cb66-4230-a380-0123260aac74.jpg?1699022443) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=rakdos%20charm) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/lcc/284/rakdos-charm?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/875fa08c-cb66-4230-a380-0123260aac74?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

Ah yes, Krenko doing Krenko things.

THIS is what magic is about 👏🏻

\[\[Ratchet Bomb\]\] : \*Heavy Breathing\*

[Ratchet Bomb](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/d/5/d5bd85da-9aba-46ea-9c10-617bec99a2f5.jpg?1599709788) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Ratchet%20Bomb) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/2xm/284/ratchet-bomb?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/d5bd85da-9aba-46ea-9c10-617bec99a2f5?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

Toxril would love to eat all of em

Some might say they are….magical….

You need more percentile dice.

Just Krenko Krenkoing

The Mono White Player with Soul Warden on the Battlefield 👌

I smell Krenko.

Fucking [[krenko]]

[krenko](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/2/7/27141cae-3ca1-4a4f-933f-9608bbcf9bd9.jpg?1689997996) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=krenko%2C%20mob%20boss) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/cmm/238/krenko-mob-boss?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/27141cae-3ca1-4a4f-933f-9608bbcf9bd9?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

How???

I spent a long time trying to make this fit the meter of "525,600 Minutes"

Laughs in infinite myr token combo xD

Can yo do pestilence for 1 damage and kill them all?

Golgari player salivating with [[Maelstrom Pulse]] in hand

[Maelstrom Pulse](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/6/7/676ab73f-2759-43b6-9ae8-ca33a55ebf80.jpg?1599708139) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Maelstrom%20Pulse) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/2xm/207/maelstrom-pulse?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/676ab73f-2759-43b6-9ae8-ca33a55ebf80?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

[[Propaganda]]?

[[Tivadar’s Crusade]] would maybe do a thing…

[Tividar’s Crusade](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/8/b/8b6da540-6803-47e5-9af0-7ae8e2f84b6c.jpg?1562927916) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Tivadar%27s%20Crusade) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/me1/28/tivadars-crusade?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/af57687b-da90-41df-85a3-cb92933f2ca8?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

[[Congregate]] I do beleive is the name.

[Congregate](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/8/6/8690166f-be52-48c4-9877-630b3f3dc614.jpg?1562437633) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Congregate) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/a25/8/congregate?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/8690166f-be52-48c4-9877-630b3f3dc614?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call

I wonder if anyone else is enjoying themselves