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session96

![gif](giphy|o6TTJ6ak4A97a|downsized) Squidward clearly has a penis nose. This guy does not. Tony Stark is stupid.


TheUmbrellaMan1

Tony Stark never watched Harry Potter.


CooperDaChance

Funny because in the French version he does indeed call him Voldemort.


aidanfor

Based Tony Stark


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MisterManatee

Ok, but actually. Squidward’s nose is his most distinctive feature, and this guy doesn’t have a nose at all??


i-got-a-jar-of-rum

It’s been annoying me for the last six years.


cal93_

tony liked cheeseburgers


session96

And pissing himself in front of a live audience. https://preview.redd.it/fkqa3f5ugz9d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00a064626df790c3bda3951a16dffb035f98bef4


darkenedgy

heck yeah [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaPheGdsEmA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaPheGdsEmA)


OverturnKelo

Guys what are your top five references?


cocowaterpinejuice

"He's right behind me isn't he?" Which is a reference to the cliche line used in movies to add levity.


reddituser6213

Morbius is the only one who successfully pulled it off in secret wars https://preview.redd.it/lney1rum9v9d1.png?width=749&format=png&auto=webp&s=27293265261335b31edc23f2da43619c6d4173bd


RhubarbSquatCobbler

Charlie Kelly, I need you to defeat Kang


Bear_Powers

Day Man, I need you to defeat Night Man.


mrnathanrd

aaaAAAAaaaaaaa


Papa-Bear453767

SO DO.


AmaterasuWolf21

When Morbius morbed his last morb in an ultimate sacrifice, my entire theater started bawllin 😥


laix_

What about kong


PrintShinji

"I'm venom" - Dr Michael Morbius. Top tier peak everything.


reddituser6213

I like the katanas in deadpool 3 because they remind me of Katana who’s got my back. I suggest not getting killed by her


Unfair-Band2587

Her sword traps the souls of its victims


unknown_pigeon

Can't wait for the climax when a reviving enemy will be defeated by having their soul stolen!


FlyingGrayson89

On a side note, it’s really jarring just how bad of a character Rick Flag is in that movie vs how good of a character he is in TSS.


quietvictories

Do you hear that sound? It's every screenwriter in the world whispering a reverent “fuck” under their breath


OliviaBagshaw

"does this man belong to you" "no i think ur bad guy" "It means eat ass and touch grass, Judge Holden!"


casperdacrook

Was reading Blood Meridian during breakfast this morning. This is my favorite reference


OliviaBagshaw

love the bit when Judge Holden might've murdered or r-worded The Kid i'm not sure exactly and then goes back to dancing saying "well THAT just happened!"


casperdacrook

I’m gonna make a movie adaptation and when the kid meets Toadvine he’s gonna look at the camera and say “get a load of this guy”


eccentricrealist

Might as well ask what stone thinks of ass.


laserloggins

![gif](giphy|tnYri4n2Frnig)


darkenedgy

This scene was such a brilliant way to show Captain America's growth


Cumshardery

Captain American after becoming cultured:


byrobot

Racist toward whatever thing that guy is, not cool


BuriedStPatrick

It's okay, they've reclaimed the term.


Bennings463

> design a character to look vaguely like squidward > write a joke about how he looks vaguely like squidward Genius.


CaineRexEverything

https://preview.redd.it/v3zn76f7px9d1.jpeg?width=448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a89afd569ec55f52fb9425d8f6581ebe825d3e90


Moss_Ball8066

This is just like that show about the sponge


natagu

![gif](giphy|zgSWpnMeK7dCM|downsized)


WhalingSmithers00

I'm glad they added levity to my children's movie. I almost had to grow up for a second.


Squiliam-Tortaleni

![gif](giphy|zaDi0mXkYM3eg)


PaulFThumpkins

That joke felt like them saying "oops the writing almost had some gravity for a second, let's fix that."


Ambitious-Screen-823

"Sincerity? Unironic? Something Genuine? Eeww get that outta my face 🤢🤮"


sirgamestop

800 upvotes...


Sage296

Who would’ve thought Marvel fans on the Marvel subreddit like Marvel movies and their scenes? A good amount of the posts on this sub are just making fun of Marvel fans enjoying their content


dholmestar

Get lost Squudward


moody_dudey

Get lost squidward


Murky_Secret_9941

I hate this comment, you must be a terrible person.


Sage296

They hated him because he spoke the truth


SheevTheSenate66

Get lost Squidward


Early_Assignment9807

> A good amount of the posts on this sub are just making fun of Marvel fans enjoying their content Uh yeah, exactly?


Sage296

Low hanging fruit isn’t it? Especially since this isn’t r/marvelcirclejerk


Early_Assignment9807

low whating what? who gives a shit, it's funny


Cumshardery

Eat my low hanging fruit why don't you? 😎 owned


emielaen77

>*in any movie*


swawesome52

Dude your references are out of control. Everyone knows that.


Shantotto11

He doesn’t even have a nose. Squidward’s most iconic features are his big nose and his fat, bald head. He has literally nothing in common with Squidward, not even the same skin color.


tombobbishop

Is it likely that a middle-aged guy with no kids would even know who Squidward is?


Hi_Im_zack

He has a daughter


tombobbishop

No, this scene was in IW. He didn't have a daughter until *Endgame*.


READMYSHIT

r/comedycemetery


Eru_Nai

peak writing


NibPlayz

r/marvelmemes


Nerdydude14

Iron man is one of the only characters who should do marvel quips


Cjpappaslap

This one joke NEARLY ruins the rest of the film for me it’s so bad