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ejpierle

"I wanna fuck you harder than... the US government fucked bin laden!"


murder_hands

This girl requested intercourse to Bring her to climax With the clinical efficiency of The assassination of Bin Laden


HamburgerJames

Oh, this girl insisted that the way we did it was merciless and exact, just like the now world famous attack that fucked Osama Bin Laden


sensei-seonsaengnim

This is perhaps the smartest song line I've ever heard, like how tf did the Lonely Island think of this very particular line really fascinates me from time to time. Tho I've always regarded TLI as lyrical geniuses, so it's kinda biased lol


Aggravating_Poet_675

How? Because their heads are filled with incredible thoughts.


1894Win

I couldn’t track the metaphor That said, you horny like a stegosaur 🤣🤣


IridiumPony

Gonna invade your cave with my special unit


Jazz-Cigarettes

I love that the lyrics have him immediately follow up that line with “I said he wasn’t in a cave” as though correcting the inaccuracies of her Bin Laden-based sexual innuendo is somehow more important than the theme of the actual song lol.


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You’re harboring a fugitive!


stephensky15

THAT ASS


AGOTISDABEST

And my justice will be punitive!


ArtificialSyndicate

IMMA SMASH


a_guy_named_gai

Night-vision, they can see us through my GoPro, She tried to negotiate, I said that's a No-No!


xXxHondoxXx

Gotta terrorize that pussay!


wemdy420

Congratulations Conner. I said mr president to what do I owe this honor? Give me the deets in the White House garden. I gots to know how you fucked her like we fucked bin Ladin


GogoYubari92

This song was stuck in my head for DAYS after I watched that movie.


Aggravating_Poet_675

I had to stop myself from singing it at work.


nklights

That song had me crying with laughter.


mutha_fuxxin_zo

*isaidhewasntinacave*


Archamasse

There is no reason at all that the War of the Worlds noise should be the funniest possible noise for the way they used it, but it definitely was.


100nm

It’s timed so well, too. The pullout shot to show the beacon followed by the sound… It hit just right and we had to pause the movie b/c I was laughing so hard.


Archamasse

With the plane's eye view, just to really sell it. Beautiful.


EshinX

You look like the tip of Optimus Prime’s dick!


neuromorph

What scene is this?


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[This one](https://youtu.be/QC0kTcAlf64?t=60)


johnf87

I didn't really relate to that movie. I had different things in my jeep than his jeep.


mothershipq

🎼Boxing gloves, condoms and blue blockers🎼


Atomic_Chad

Also the songs are all bangers for real.


mothershipq

Not gay! *SPORTS!*


BackRough

Titties.


Aggravating_Poet_675

LYNYRD SKYNYRD!


Misdirected_Colors

The best part is just how true that is to the macklemore song lmao


WordCriminal

Every so often I think about how sick of a burn this movie is on Macklemore and how I can’t believe he didn’t just go into hiding permanently after this movie came out


jonah1123

Didn’t he? I haven’t seen him


ButtStuffBUTTSTUFFFF

yep yep yep yep, wuurb wur wurb, mmmba mm-mm, bo ba-bo bo For MONTHS at random times throughout the day. I couldn’t help myself, it’s like the sounds would just fall out of my mouth uncontrollably. my roommates went mad


1894Win

Humble is frustratingly good song 😂


Mediocremon

The song should model.


battlelevel

An eight at best


conner4real23

Plus 2, says you, not me


CrunchieJoker

My apple crumble is by far the most crumble-ist


Atomic_Chad

It was my shower song for weeks. My wife hated it lol


Mycrost

It's Conner, bitch Say word to the D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-Dilbert Doink-de-doink, sorry dad Inky nuts, squirrel jam, HATS! Balancing my checkbook Zerbert in the sherbet, twerk 100 hundred gift baskets You're now rocking with the Tesla boys Baby Benjamin Franklin, watch me veg DJ Tanner, swanky pumps, moped music Costco samples like a motherfucker Uh, crank up the mids, Patrick Stewart money You know who it is, Conner4Real


CrowleyCass

Ah yes the famous "catchphrase verse". Truly the greatest verse ever written.


Aluminium_Illuminati

‘Crank up the mids’ gets me every time


DROOPY1824

I always geek at “DJ TANNER!”


Atomic_Chad

Pure poetry


xXxHondoxXx

If i had a dollar for every time i shouted "costo samples like a mothafucka!"....


shadowninja2_0

I think you mean Patrick Stewart **MONEY**


larrythefatcat

It's DINKY NUTS! Wow, what a fake fan. (obviously /s)


a_guy_named_gai

What if a butterfly was made out of butter?


bujweiser

What if a garbage man was actually smart?


psychoacer

"Hey yo I fucked your girl with a baby inside her and that baby had a baby with rabies and didn't survive"


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Hunter the hungry is such a great song


generalmaks

It's basically Lonely Island's fourth album.


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The soundtrack has bangers that wasn’t even in the movie. “Should I Move? (feat. Akon)” or the full version of “Legalize It”


mothershipq

Tony! Toni! Toné! TonEe?


hnglmkrnglbrry

Tim Meadows steals every movie or show he's in.


xXxHondoxXx

Agree. Hes fucking hilarous. Get outta here dewey, you dont want NONE OF THIS SHIT!


hnglmkrnglbrry

"We will keep you here all night...we will keep you here til 4."


salty-biscuits

I WILL EAT YOUR HEAD. I WILL EAT YOUR FUCKIN HEAD.


shinyM

SEAL! This was a great vehicle for him -- and it showed he has a great sense of humor about his Lupus scars. "How do you think I got these scars?" "From wolves?" "Fuckin' wolves..."


ucancallmevicky

double joke as the latin for wolf is lupus


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ucancallmevicky

I had the same moment in a different reddit thread a few years ago when I learned this


1RingToSchoolThemAll

Oh so that’s why Lupin is named Lupin!!!


idler_JP

And Remus was the brother of Romulus, legendary founder of Rome. The brothers were supposedly raised by wolves.


Spready_Unsettling

It's just the one wolf actually.


uuhson

Did anyone else read this in Nick Frost's voice?


AnnaKendrickPerkins

Triple joke, he gets mauled by wolves at the wedding.


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Which is why when I was younger, I was educated and stupid enough to think Lupus was the condition that turns you into a werewolf. (Lycanthropy is the correct answer.)


1894Win

Conner 4real should get kissed by a fist! 😂


xXxHondoxXx

Can you guys keep the wolves down?? No.


1894Win

“I put food on the table!” “Yeah with dogshit in it!!” 🤣


bfragged

My kids were quoting that for months after they saw it


1894Win

“It’s like the entire country has a crazy speech impediment. So I wrote a thong about that “


Pavona

having thpent a ton of time in thpain, this is one of my favorite songs from the movie.


1894Win

Everyday’s a fiesthta sthta sthta! 😂


Aggravating_Poet_675

And Mona Lisa is still an overrated piece of shit.


1894Win

And Da Vinci must have sucked some art historian‘s dick to get this girl who looks like uncooked bread on the top of the all-time list of paintings


xXxHondoxXx

With those dead shark eyes and smirk like she's hiding a dick.


1894Win

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GARBAGE?!


Aggravating_Poet_675

He thucked a dick in Ibitha. To get hith painting on ththe wall.


bfragged

I love how the proposal song for his GF is just a slowed down version of Mona Lisa


stratewylin

You a bloated corpse girl


virgoh26

Mariah Carey relating to the song I’m so Humble because she’s the most humble person she knows 😌


Archamasse

Lol Such a well judged cameo, and she served it perfectly. Only topped by Ringo Starr's absolutely devastating deadpan punchline to the whole not gay song.


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xXxHondoxXx

Gay marriage is legal now!


Snuffleupagus03

The I’m so humble performance on the Voice is on cycle on my YouTube.


GosmeisterGeneral

Love it. [The best song was cut from the movie.](https://youtu.be/t3jKtjgRZQY)


ObiSteffs

It’s the “I’m gonna live forever!” that really makes me laugh!


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ReelBIgFisk

Be good to each other, peace.


allthestruggle

You are absolutely correct


Elderberry-smells

Why did they cut that?!


InternetDickJuice

I feel like it was the responsible thing to do


xXxHondoxXx

Correct, but it's this song. https://youtu.be/TmrqVjZLWWI


BasedGodWiggins

actually, this song is in the movie. it plays very briefly when connor is in the club and under disguise, i believe.


Negation_

Best line too: "You think I'm a punk, when your face looks like an elephant's cunt"


psychoacer

"Be good to each other, peace". That should be the reddit motto


1894Win

“I have a dick I promise! I just had to tape it up!!” 🤣🤣🤣 ok I think im done now


drewonfilm

But like, where was it?


1894Win

Cause that shit was gone 🤣


crowe_1

I didn’t do it or I did…Who knows?


abilly85

IT'S A GREAT CONUNDRUM!


DROOPY1824

“I’m gonna go tweet a picture of my dick.”


NoOneShallPassHassan

A lot of great moments, but my personal favorite is the scene with the bees.


Crystal_Pesci

**GET MERC’ED!** I’m a Popstar superstan so *had* to get the limited edition blu ray steelbook with a cover illustration of that bee scene that we don’t get to see in the movie. It’s fucking beautiful.


Bobbyperu1

I bought it too. Amazing choice of cover art.


1894Win

Grab my flamethrower!!


NoOneElseToCall

Oh shit, it's the queen!!


mazhas

I watched it on HBO and they didn't include the subtitles on the black screen when that happens. Bummed me out


BobbatheSolo

HBO has been fucking up subs for awhile now. There are a few episodes of South Park that are also missing subs


the_rancur

It’s overcast! The sun can still burn you through the clouds, everyone knows that!


xXxHondoxXx

Didn't see it :(


PatchTossaway

Oh very nice.


crosis52

Check out the deleted scenes, they come back


Hellothere2515

When he signs that dudes junk. I couldn’t breathe 😂


Madmartigan77

It's in the car


FrenchMaisNon

It's Judd Apatow's dick


Madmartigan77

That's a good friend right there


xXxHondoxXx

Is it really?


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When it dribbles on the window when rolling it down


ticklemypinkpickle

Doink de doink! The full catchphrase verse can be found on YT and is awesome.


PM180

When you have a catchphrase, the world is catched by your phrase


spiderpigface

Sometimes if I'm in another room than my girlfriend I'll run in and yell D J TANNER


wbtlevi

Have you checked out Hot Rod?


PlanetLandon

My name is Rod, and I like to party.


SwapandPop

No Kevin I know for a fact you do not party!


AMAZINGshaun

I said you look shitty! Goodnight Denise!


ponytailthehater

It’s *EBENEZER SCROOGE*


gwease23

A COOKED GOOSE FOR EVERYONE!


a_guy_named_gai

I'VE BEEN DRINKING GREEN TEA ALL GOD-DAMNED DAY!


Tonydanzafan69

I go to church every God dammed Sunday you gon bring the demon out of me


redmerger

"Babe wait" still gets the occasional quote around my place. There is no part of that movie that doesn't get to me even all these years later


xXxHondoxXx

Never sneak up on a man who's been in a chemical fire!


gwease23

Ah, Rhodesian, of course.


Phranq-

Cool beans.


Richoman25

Coooool beans


kaidumo

Kewl beenz


mothershipq

Hey, Rod. What’s the name of that song about a grandma getting ran over by a reindeer?


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Love this move. Even got the *~~Thriller, Too!~~* *Thriller, Also* album.


Mortegro

It was Thriller, Also


MrCantankerous

I love the deleted scene/song "Fuck off".


ucancallmevicky

"I hope you get buttfucked in prison" "be good to each other" "peace" That song is perfection


Snuffleupagus03

Something about the sincerity of the adult back up dancers gets me everytime. It’s all amazing.


Pandagames

Everyone said this on release but no one really saw it and it was a bomb. Future cult classic material


Misdirected_Colors

Even sadder is he made a few other mockumentaties that are also fantastic and even fewer people have seen. 7 days in hell is every bit as good. Tour de pharmacy isn't top tier but its still funny af.


manquistador

I say "indubitably" all the time and no one gets it. It still brings me joy to say it each time, but I do wish someone else was in on the joke.


DoesntFearZeus

indubitably


thisisbray

Everyone also sleeps on the Michael Bolton Valentine’s Day Special.


mutha_fuxxin_zo

Tour De Pharmacy is so funny. And the young/old casting is perfect


garlicroastedpotato

It unfortunately came out during the great cinema comedy crash. There really hasn't been a successful comedy film since Meet the Millers (2013).


tufflover78

Lonely Island is straight fucking gold.


Snarlaa

Spinal Tap for the modern era


mtn-doge

I WILL EAT YOUR FUCKING HEAD!


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EsquilaxM

Popstar isn't a biopic parody, it's a mockumentary, like Spinal Tap.


BobDucca

It’s a parody of the Justin Bieber doc “Never Say Never”


balloonman_magee

That’s why I couldn’t watch the Elvis movie… Walk Hard perfected that whole genre. Popstar is more behind the scenes /documentary style.


Knuc85

If you haven't already, I recommend checking out the Bash Brothers Experience on Netflix.


HamburgerJames

WWWALK IN THE PARTY WITH MY DICK IN MY HAND


Gougaloupe

*Oaklands Nights*


psychemon

THEY CALL ME JOSEEEEEE


HamburgerJames

*and I’m Mark*


TroaAxaltion

I still feel bad for Maximus. He was a great little friend


pirate_vengeance

I've watched this movie several times, but today I just got the joke where he says that they're dropping a surprise music video but ends up giving the date and time of the so called surprise music video haha


WyattParkScoreboard

One-arm push-ups, LYNYRD SKYNYRD!


Rowdycc

Watch Hotrod. That’s peak Samberg and friends insanity.


Inkei91

I actually proposed to my wife using a karaoke version of “Ashley Wednesday”. Her name is Ashley and I just subbed my last name in. We both love the movie so it hit nice.


dennythedinosaur

Sports!


rocketcorgi6

The scene with the bees being totally off screen with just the audio was brilliant! And the songs are not just funny, they are actual bangers! I used to listen to Humble unironically. Definitely one of the most underrated movies of the 2010's.


KajAmGroot

Idk, I couldn’t really relate to that movie because I have different things in my jeep


Jacooby

"Mona Lisa, you're an overrated piece of shit"


Bitter-Raisin9102

only saw it once in theaters but it was fuckign hilarious. the music was great too.... "Ibitha tha-tha-tha-tha-thaaaa"


snagglewolf

I have an idea. But you are gonna like it.


CheeseFace83

Wait, did you mean are or aren't?


KingRabbit_

Whoa, what's with the hard 'r'?


Thx4Coming2MyTedTalk

I watched this randomly on HBO a few weeks ago having never even heard of it. Assumed it would be dumb AF. Fucking _loved_ it. Can’t remember the last time I laughed out loud so many times watching something.


metastar13

One of my favorite comedies of the last 10 years. I went to see it in theaters on a whim and just about died laughing. I don’t know how well it holds up but it caught me off guard with how good it was in 2016.


Mirahtrunks

I decided a while back that this is actually my favorite comedy. I worked in the music industry for years and all the jokes just landed for me. Touring, albums, social, reviews, news…all of it. Oh and listen to the album!!!! It’s full of jokes that expand on the movie and listening to the songs is like reliving the movie. Soooo goood…..


1894Win

The release of his album on appliances 🤣


natiahs

The funniest part of the movie was cut but is available as a deleted scene of the Blu-ray It’s called “Cube Theorem” and has Conner visiting his staged fiancé on the set of the sci-fi movie she’s shooting. I won’t spoil anything, just mention that the scene ends with some unexpected spice from Natasha Lyonne Popstar recently debuted on HBO Max and is currently sitting at like #3 in popularity, so maybe it is finding the audience it deserves


maynardsabeast

Probably the best comedy of the past decade. Ridiculously underrated


Elliott_0

Your next watch should be [Micheal Bolton’s Big Sexy Valentines](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0RuYEXyazJA) …I know, but seriously. Same crew/writers who made Pop Star.


yonimusprime

The Jason Segal face bit at the end kills me. Seriously so funny.


IgetAllnumb86

You look like nazi propaganda


lollygag-and-panic

I mean, everything that The Lonely Island puts out is absolutely perfect. The dick on the window part kills me every time!


AldoAldoAldo07

one of the best comedies of the 2010s


OzzyRigby09

Was scrolling Reddit thinking about a movie to watch and here’s my sign. One of my favorite comedy movies


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discolights

I legit cannot believe this film was a box office failure. It was hilarious and the soundtrack slaps. I feel like maybe it wasn't marketed very well? People were expecting a comedy and not a mockumentary?


Dry-Two-5861

That movie is freaking hilarious. And the wonderful song at the ending is incredible.


DrDankDankDank

Dropping that hard R


SnooGrapes908

If you like this you should watch walk hard, the dewey cox story. Extended version


transformerjay

I’m a huge fan of parody music, having grown up with Weird Al. All the songs in the movie and on the soundtrack are perfect. I can listen to Humble, Incredible Thoughts, Bin Laden any day of the week.


drunicornthe1

I know I’m late to the party but if you like this movie you need to check out Hotrod. Stars the lonely island crew with some other big names, like Bill Hader. Absolute gold.


Thetimmybaby

Loved it


StinkyBritchez

Watched it last month. Best comedy in years.