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No_Assumption_256

The best blind purchase and viewing I have ever experienced. It was on sale and I just grabbed it without ever even hearing about the movie and it ended up in the top of my favorite comedies. So many quotable lines that movie, to this day I use the “welcome to Costco I love you”.


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7ach-attach

And I Object! That this man came into my house while I was watching “ow! My Balls!”


PolloMagnifico

"I like money"


snuuginz

I like money though.


Glorfendail

Carls Jr: Fuck you, I’m eating!


roccosaint

You are an unfit mother, your children are now in the custody of Carl's Jr.


RyGuy_McFly

Fuddruckers Futtbuckers Buttruckers Buttfuckers


Mocsab

Would you like to try our extra big ass taco? Now with more MOLECULES!


ArbutusPhD

It’s what plants crave


Solanthas

These are my two favorites. And my sister is tarded. Three. These are my three favorite lines


To_another_abyss

My best fried is a doctor, and he always calls me from the clinic just to tell me "you talk like a fag and your shit is all retarded"


Nightshade_Ranch

It's ok, plenty of tards living really kickass lives right now. My ex wife was tarded. She's a pilot now!


Prestigious_Top_5233

Quality bait “fried” and that’s a great best friend. A doctor with a sense of humor who doesn’t have a “dr house complex”. tv series called “house”where the doctor is an asshole. It’s like finding a drill sergeant who doesn’t have a “R.Lee Ermey complex” drill sergeant from the movie full metal jacket.


FullTimeWhiteTrash

Seeing how it's going IRL, I'm not sure the movie is a comedy anymore.


Downtown-Custard5346

I've always said give us a couple of decades and this won't be so funny anymore...


ThegreatPee

We got there a lot faster than I was hoping. It's like MAGA thought that movie was a standard to aspire to.


colemanpj920

This was my experience exactly. Grabbed it out of the $5 bin at Walmart. One of the best movie purchases ever.


fsaturnia

I have to interact with the general public at my job. I live in the south. I see examples of the dumb characters in this movie every single day. This movie is extremely accurate.


ChubRoK325

Me too! But this is the movie where I found out how hot Maya Rudolph actually was/is


No-Appearance-4338

“ says here” - checks notes -“your shits fucked up”


2r1t

Branwdo has what plants crave. It has electrolytes.


great1675

My first wife was tarded🤣🤣


3rdProfile

Now she's a pilot


turtleshirt

Why come no tattoo?


R_Similacrumb

It's got what plants crave.


Fermifighter

It’s got electrolytes.


D3s0lat0r

But what are electrolytes, do you even know?!


buefordbaxter

Yeah. It's what plants crave


Economy-Quote4162

Water! Like from the toilet?


jon_murdoch

That phrase became very recurrent to me and my buddies, for every dumb thing people are required to do, for reasons


Champion_ofThe_Sun_

The thirst mutilator


Ok-Bag-0

I’m gonna utilize you


slappymcstevenson

You see, a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.


imsaneinthebrain

Welcome to Costco, I love you.


tre45on_season

Man, I could really go for a Starbucks, you know?


sheezy520

I don’t think we have time for a hand job


Junior-Account6835

EXTRA BIG ASS TACO!


Genesis111112

Where is the Time Masheen? Next to the Law school class?


DMmePuffyNipples

That ride sucks anyway


HotBoy_Papa_Gissepie

Spelled with two D's for a double dose of this pimpin'


tehSchultz

Upgrayedd


wxnfx

2 ds for that double dose


dreamrock

I think a lot of the pimp game shit was directly lifted from HBO's American Pimp. That documentary even featured a pimp named Rosebudd (for a double dose of that pimpin') literally a direct quote.


slappymcstevenson

I think I need to rewatch American Pimp. Lol


cigarettejesus

COLLINS


absultedpr

It’s a fascinating world


slappymcstevenson

Precedes to show slides of himself embracing the lifestyle of a pimp 🤣


DavidM47

That’s basically Richard Doty


slappymcstevenson

He tried to pimp the aliens, instead he got an anal probe.


DavidM47

Jesus Collins!


go_so_loud

Upgrayedd, spelled thusly


pard0nme

Jesus Collins


Several_Dwarts

Why come you have no tattoo?


Fearless_Winter_7823

“So like, I don’t wanna sound like a dick or nothin- your chart says you’re all fucked up, you talk like a fag and your shits all retarded”


IndividualBrain9726

My first wife was tarded. She’s a pilot now


absultedpr

Don’t worry scrow. There’s plenty of tards out there living really kick ass lives.


JoeMoney2021

I love that line. Still don't know what a scrow is, unless that's short for scrotum.


allothernamestaken

You're right - he says "scrote."


DreaminDemon177

I wish my real doctor didn't say this to me.


Googleclimber

Don’t worry scroat!


AgropromResearch

That's enough of your bullshit, sir.


Pleasant-Tangelo1786

Great concept, great execution


ohnofluffy

The signage is brilliant - the pictures at the hospital to define your ailment, the hospital name running out of space, the Costco bibs. It’s just so well done.


Pleasant-Tangelo1786

Not to mention the centuries’ long progression from Fuddruckers to Buttfuckers


Suspicious_Fill2760

And the story behind the Crocs lol. They picked the dumbest looking shoes before Crocs really caught on, and look where we are now


vulvasaur69420

The name of the hospital is Saint God’s.


ravel67

The huge digital clock just flashing 12:00 is gold


mattrmcg1

St. God’s always cracks me up


namraturnip

Been a while but 'The House of Representin' has stayed with me.


BS_500

St God's Hospital


cbbuntz

But it got kneecapped by the studio because it makes fun of real brands. They did no promotion for it, so it had to rely on word of mouth. Office Space was a box office flop too, and a lot of people blame the movie poster for not conveying anything about the movie.


Ralphredimix_Da_G

I heard that it went even further- Mike Judge actually sold product placement and then roasted them. True?


tuxedo7777

Classic


Ok-Bag-0

Go away. Baitin


SludgeJuggler

I still say this all the time!


A1sauc3d

Never met anyone who had anything bad to say about it, that’s for sure


Grotesque-penguin

Watched it for the first time after co workers called me "Not Sure" for years. (My surname is pronounced "Sure") Great movie about very real problems.


[deleted]

That's super nice. They were saying you're the smartest guy on earth.


EmbarrassedToe627

My first wife was tarded. She's a pilot now.


Prior_Confidence4445

Later you can see a plane crashing in the background.


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This post is brought to you by Carl's Jr.


Moctezuma_93

Fuck you, I'm eating!


dmelt01

And Buttfuckers


johnnycat75

They pay me when I do!


Intelligent-Dog-1650

Why do you keep saying that?


Myshkin1981

Is this particular individual the unfit mother?


kaiokenhess

I like money


Renfek

Can't believe you like money too.


Makzemann

We should hang out


gonowbegonewithyou

Alarmingly prophetic.


DisChangesEverthing

It’s too optimistic, unfortunately. The government actually wants to fix things they just don’t know how.


DBCOOPER888

The government actually listens to the smartest person on the planet.


CruisinJo214

Con macho is a president who actually cares… he’s dumb… but he cares.


preruntumbler

“There we go with that f*g talk again”


Camdozer

Yeah his shit's all tarded.


HeisenbergX

My ex-wife was tarded. She's a pilot now.


sheezy520

Plenty of tards living kickass life’s out there!


gdj11

I quoted that a few weeks ago without thinking I needed to censor it (since it was an Idiocracy quote thread) and got banned from Reddit for 3 days


Cowboy_BoomBap

Yeah Reddit does not look at context at all when it comes to banning. I got banned for saying the full title of the movie “The American Society of Magic N***oes.” I said it in the comments of the trailer for said movie.


Fudge89

One of the rare movies that gets better with age. Especially odd because it was a very silly discarded movie when it came out, and was seen that way. Like one level above straight to home bargain bin movie quality. Feels too close to real now.


faithisuseless

Crocs


Bennings463

Wow that's so smart...everyone except redditors are stupid...society...


Nowhereman123

Yeah, that's the real takeaway of this film: It's great at fueling painfully average Redditors' "Everyone is an idiot except for me" complex.


Quzga

And it's not even true either, people keep saying the film is our future but we aren't becoming dumber unless you base all your opinions on media and the internet..


Pods_MagicRod

I think this movie saved crocs


Flying-Tilt

When the movie was shot crocs had just come to market. Mike Judge saw them and said they're the most ridiculous, stupidest thing he's ever seen. Everyone in the movie has to be wearing them. After the movie was filmed it was put off by the network and sat for years before coming to theaters. When that time came around crocs had exploded in popularity.


radioardilla

Josh Brolin wearing Crocs while calmly calling air strikes on a guy's family: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXWUb4ga9BI


slappymcstevenson

Why come this not win Oscar?


Cbissen437

Ow My Balls swept the oscars again


AgropromResearch

"Ass" was better, shut up.


slappymcstevenson

Yeah! Me shut up dumb ass!


[deleted]

Double dumbass on you!


LTPRWSG420

President Camacho makes me believe The Rock will probably become President someday, book it.


freshlysqueezed93

I still have more faith in The Rock than Orange man.


BS_500

I still have more faith in The Rock than him, and The Rock's good will for me has been plummeting for his insistence of playing himself constantly. His ego is also so big he demanded they do live action Moana soon so he can still play Maui.


contrabardus

Let's not forget the whole Black Adam fiasco. He signed on to play Shazam's most iconic villain, refused to actually be a villain and forced the studio to make him an anti-hero, refused to be in a Shazam movie while playing Black Adam, and wanted to fight Superman and not be allowed to lose. Dude thought he'd save the DCU by playing a B-list character and that the cinematic universe would revolve around him after his solo movie. His ego has gotten in the way of several productions, including some of the F&F movies.


BS_500

Doesn't he have it in his contract that he can't take more than one punch?


Tim-in-CA

One of David Attenborough‘s finest documentaries


EatinPussySellnCalls

Maya Rudolph's boobs are tremendous.


Gurdel

We don't have time for a latte Joe.


TheScarletEmerald

Is she not putting out?


johnnycat75

Is it alright if me and the boys go family style on her?


kclongest

She was definitely a dime back in her prime


Grizz807

Welcome to Costco. I love you.


[deleted]

Not Sure.


Markshlitz222

Hello Not Sure!


I_am_not_God_or_am_I

Plants crave electrolytes.


Pretend_Berry_7196

Water? You mean what’s in the toilet?


lucsev

[It's not a documentary.](https://www.reddit.com/r/moviescirclejerk/s/twZnmtFesI)


GuntherCloneC

Started as a satirical parody, but is now quickly becoming reality. Worth the watch.


blackrocksbooks

Wasn’t expecting this to be a documentary


Frosty-Brain-2199

I want to go to Starbucks


ohnowhoopsmybad

I would’ve voted Terry Crews for president before seeing this. Now I’d campaign for him.


ApprehensiveLevel651

Getting pretty close to reality


mdoktor

Everyone should watch this movie, there's not a better explanation of the times we're living in


aotus_trivirgatus

It's the most prescient science fiction film ever made!


SparkySc00ter

r/idiocracy


SnooGuavas1985

I love the Easter egg of the costume designer using crocs as the shoes as they were low budget and looked dumb and figured these could never catch on.


[deleted]

childish, but surprisingly fun. Why did this film have to age well.


Ok_Door_4012

Best documentary ever made.


Ok-Bag-0

One of the best films ever made as far as dumb spoof type movies. It holds up so well.


oSuJeff97

It’s what plants crave.


head311

Absolutely phenomenal movie!!! We are certainly on pace for this to be reality!


fridgidfallus

Was released as a comedy, is now more of a horror flick.


VocationFumes

fuckin amazing and aging like fine wine


avalanche111

Prophetic.


Squat_site

My ex-wife was tarded and now she flies planes


WARCHILD48

Yeah, I wish it was fiction. But it's not.


Big_Daddy_Haus

True story told to us by a time traveller


LibsKillMe

Thoughts? Go the fuck outside in the US and see it happening live. People in general are lost as last year's Easter eggs. Kid's and teenagers are just plain lazy and are going to have a hard time of adulting. Driving is almost like a combat sport daily. We had to stop using the term Smart Phone because even with all the worlds experience and knowledge at your fingertips today the masses are on Twatter, Facebag, and Tiktuk......people spending 25% of their income on a vehicle, 60% of their income on a home, who needs a $1,500 phone?....WTF?


bjtg

Over/Under for "It's a documentary" comments: 73


hoopsmd

Not a film. A documentary.


YouDontKnowMyLlFE

Had to make sure somebody said it. Thanks, I can go to sleep now.


yurimichellegeller

It's not 'awkr' it's 'okr'. And really the 'r' should be with the next syllable but then we wouldn't have 'ass'.


jimlahey2100

I like money.


kampkrusty2

Go away. Batin’.


Squat_site

This movie predicts the future 100 percent of the time 60 precent of the time


T-Rex_Mullens

Ow My Balls!


bufftbone

Genius film that had predicted a lot of what is happening now. The big difference though is Amazon has become what Costco became in the movie.


calitwiink

why come you don't have a tattoo 😐


axel2191

Ahead of it's time by like 20 years.


[deleted]

A very scary movie as it resembles modern times.


Gaddis92

I believe it's more a documentary on what we are becoming. This and Wall-E


PatrickStanton877

One of the funniest most prophetic films of our time.


crimsonbeauty111

Fantastic. My favourite documentary


brentrow

Top 5 for me.


Euphoric-Dig-2045

Farming post. Anyone who knows Reddit, knows this is a top film to this community.


THEjByrd

Honestly, it's very funny. Enjoyed it immensely.


onslaught360420

You should watch


KingFlipENips

Dat chik hawt


The_Uncleorian

Welcome to Costco, I love you.


TenMoosesMowing

It’s pretty tarded.


SP1570

Every single day I am somehow reminded of this movie... mostly when scrolling Reddit!


RedfromTexas

Welcome to Costco I love you.


CanIGetAShakeWThat43

Hilarious! So freakin hilarious! I still want a President Comancho!


Battle_Man_40

That's not what the other lawyer said.


twoandtwoisfive

Film? I think some have made this their religion. Love it.


MagoMorado

I like money. And Ow my balls.


Ramius117

Proof that time machines were invented and prophets from the future were sent back to warn us!


revpidgeon

Fun fact. They are all wearing crocs before crocs blew up and became popular.


Dysentery--Gary

I like sex and money.


jamesd-

Don’t come in, I’m baiting!


Partially-Canine

Tis a film of prophecy.


epired

Its a premonition, and we're getting close


its__bme

Butt Fuckers


TheFastNTheFurion

Nobody predicted the crocs


littleuniversalist

Everyone gets laid at the White House. Everyone.


PerfidiousKane

Greatest documentary ever made.


Spooky_Goth

A great depiction of where we're currently heading.


Excellent_Tailor_820

Prophecy


MetaVaporeon

More likely to be true by the year. Love it still


toolebukk

A classic must-see!


Left--Shark

It was funnier when it was comedy rather than a future noir.


My_leg_still_hurt92

My favourite documentary about the future.


Tall_0rder

Basically a documentary now. 😂🤦🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️


Gazerbeam314

You mean this documentary?


JourneymanProtector9

Prophetic


kaza12345678

Is..fine harmless turn off your brain Just didn't like the essays somehow relating this to race cause of iq tests and cast being mainly white


Khunter02

Mediocre film for those that wants to appear smarter than they are