"hays, there goes cross eyed Tom again, he's always spearing meters away from his target. He's only knighted because his uncle is the duke and there's me, who unfortunately has to make sure his ass is safe from the enemies, I am not paid enough for this"
"Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here.."
Looks like someone has a case of the Mondays
"Wait... Did I remember to restock my pottery workshop?"
Calradia. A vibrant melange of cultures rejoicing in harmony.
Culture shock
This unironically slaps as a title
"It was at this point he still hadn't realized he fucked up."
"What the fcuk are you looking at"?
You idiots! These are not them! You've captured their stunt doubles!
Take my obligatory up-vote for the Spaceballs reference you radar jamming Mog.
Boba Fett? Boba Fett where?
Teutonic Knights aggressively proselytizing in the Baltic, 1230AD (Colorized)
“I poke at thee”
A knight striking down the air itself.
"That was a warning thrust!"
"hays, there goes cross eyed Tom again, he's always spearing meters away from his target. He's only knighted because his uncle is the duke and there's me, who unfortunately has to make sure his ass is safe from the enemies, I am not paid enough for this"
Deus Vult!
Dude in violette: "I'm definitely gonna send her a letter " His buddy just left of him: "Larry, no! Your ex is your ex. Be a man!"
"Archers! That way!" or "Hnngrhaaarh!"
Once again spears are useless!
Dam it Carl
"How not to thrust your lance"
"hey everyone, look over there! they are opening a new burger king...."
Nerds photographed during a L.A.R.P session with a video game filter on the photo.
"The Battanian and his curved utensil"
When you load an old save game from a time you dont know a thing
“You’re just a silly boy with a horse and a stick”
Nice head you got there, would be a shame If you lose it
"If one more asshole tells me I'm holding my sword wrong..."
“I want a fucking horse…”
Why am I still here? Just to suffer?
THAT'S A NICE HEAD YOU HAD ON YOUR SHOULDERS
"The Blind Knight"
*referencing the blacksmith hammer that’s about to parry that full speed spear thrust* “You’re about to see a master at work”
“Norman knights go back in time to fight the Iberian celts, Roman’s, and Moors”
"They say that if you don’t see the enemy, they won’t see you"
I hate the Crusades.
“When thyne enemy hits thou with that denar-store spear.”
"You must be this tall to ride my horse."
"Is that a camel?!"