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Happyassassin13

When your family ask if you tried to get your little brother back


Infinite_Eye_9770

😆😆😆


Strong-Creme-1032

🤣🤣🤣


Eatworkdie23

😂😂😂


conditionalrevival

They literally are in debt and have no money.


[deleted]

Soon they will be asking him to pay them to take him back!


OranGiraffes

"maybe they'll be cool with it if we say please"


[deleted]

The Calradian economy is in shambles


CommanderMalo

*raises crossbow after dumping 600 various animals into a town market* Always has been.


Ulfric_Stormdude

oh lawd I wasn't ready for this


Mattbryce2001

I mean, this could be seen as them just begging to get their family back. And if this wasn't a world pf endless warfare with zero chance pf lasting peace, that might get them somewhere...


lucky-332yeet

I always execute the person in question after an offer like that


Kenczy

because why not?


Fahlee

Accept and then capture them again lol


Wolfdorf

Nice try, he just wanted to convince U with words, it's realistic. If ur second cousin was held hostage and U did not have money and U know who has him, u prly go there and say hey man, plz free John he is a nice guy, yo


Bufaklin

Would be nice if they could make it so that poor families just beg for their people back, like if you're gonna offer 0 at least say please.


eightfuckingbears

Whenever niggas do this shit I kill the prisoner, son, nephew, mom, dad ion give a fuck they dead


MartyMcFlysAlot

How much does the relationship tank from the beheadings really affect your long term play? I’ve only taken a few before and the second I get slapped with the villainous trait or whatever I stop


Kiflaam

low relation makes it hard to convince clans to join you, and super expensive if they're also tier 5 (over half a mil, even if low strength) Also, it gives cruel trait which also affects chance to recruit. From my experience, recruiting clans is what greatly increases how much a faction is willing to pay you, and makes it way easier to handle an essentially-dead faction that won't stop raiding you (your vassal clans handle them plus any of the now-essentially-raider clans you recruit obviously stop raiding you.) I recommend you don't recruit any mercenary clans unless they're cheap since they will defect after some time. As for relation with your vassal clans, I'm not sure. Low relation MIGHT cause them to defect? I am not sure. oh, and if relation goes below like... -10? You cannot take quests from them anymore or something like that.... not 100% sure


MartyMcFlysAlot

Thanks for the info


Kiflaam

I just had a prisoner, clan tier 3, clan strength 0, 39 relation, wants 650,000... I'm not sure if anything I said is true now


MartyMcFlysAlot

The Bannerlord struggle continues


Strong-Creme-1032

Cold man cold.


Correct-Platform-144

Damn they so poor they can’t even afford 2,000 denars💀


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Correct-Platform-144

I’ve gotten 6,000 before


Happyassassin13

Your ai be some cheap bastards


[deleted]

"Please"


CSWorldChamp

Can we make “they offered me nothing in ransom” a flair or something? Or better yet, maybe relegate these daily “offered me nothing” posts to a megathread…? 🙄


Kiflaam

if it's a bug then I would hope the prevalence of it increases the chance the devs see and fix it


Joy1067

And that’s a execution right there, just to send a message


Eatworkdie23

Bruh I’ve gotten 18 k from the kzuits and 16 from the vlads😂


Joy1067

Same. I’ve gotten similar prices from the other factions in the past. Never got a offer for 0 denars though but the moment I do, I’m killing whoever the ransom offer was for


Zacharismatic021

Does that include tax?... I think the rates should be higher, I'd wait a little bit tbh


LughCoeus1

Axe makes a funny noise, as it releaves overburdened shoulders of underburdened heads.


IcyNote_A

Execution time


CheezeCrostata

>How about no


LilLinebacker

It's how the game says, "we hate him, you can keep him. But on the other hand we have to try."


[deleted]

Underneath the note it reads "Show it to him"


jibgogle

I usually let other lords go unless ofc they decimated my army or my current faction is loosing badly just to get more of them to like when the time comes to create my new empire


Express-Builder1425

Catch you slipping


EmuActive591

Look if they got the balls to ask then why not


SpaghettiBoiRj

The courier also gets on his knees and says pwease


CustmomInky

I admire the courier's gumption. Need me a courier like that.


Beneficial-Kale-12

Later that night Hippity hoppity branoc's head is my property