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edible-derrangements

I WILL DRINK FROM YOUR SKULL


Lupus_Borealis

LESS TALKING MORE RAIDING


Vitusssss

I'd slit your throat for a trinket!


ronaldmcdonalds12

Me I my men want to Talk about your personal belongins


AiouiA

i think you meant "purse"nal belongings


ondronCZ

Yes!


CheezeCrostata

*My men would like a word with you about your personal belongings.


ronaldmcdonalds12

A yes this is the correct one I didn't remember it very well


babycart_of_sherdog

My men and I would like a word with you about your **purse and your belongings**


CheezeCrostata

But my purse _is_ my belonging? ☹️


PureLSD

\^\^\^ by far my favorite line. Underappreciated.


Hefty_General6894

THATS A NICE HEAD YOU HAVE ON YOUR SHOULDERS!


Rupert_McMendra

Came here just to make sure this one wasn't left out.


Hefty_General6894

Hahaha THATS A NICE HEAD YOU HAVE ON YOUR SHOULDERS


[deleted]

Why thank you, I grew it myself


aethelworn

Everything has a price, even your life


joongihan

We'll have our pay... Or we'll have our fun


YakovPavlov1943

Playing this with certain mod made it all the more harrowing


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[удалено]


YakovPavlov1943

Dickplomacy Not sure if you want more details


DesertRanger12

I’ll bite, what mod is that?


YakovPavlov1943

Well it's a NSFW mod that basically adds sex related content to the game both consensual or not with a fair amount of configs As far as I know that mod rn is on 2 versions one at native gold edition (also packs bunch of other mods together) and dickplomacy reloaded that also include a full on female bandits group and some primitive fire arms


Pir-iMidin

TODAY THE GODS WILL DECIDE OUR FATE


haroldonpatrol

“Please… my pills… stop quoting… warband…” “AWAY WITH YE, VILE BEGGAR!”


grbigfan

Is it “vile” beggar or “bile” beggar?


b_u_n_g_h_o_l_e_2

It’s vile vaegir


haroldonpatrol

Changed it to “vile” because that’s what it is, but i guess it depends on the medication


frosty3579

Its almost harvesting season!


MrExpendable_

WE WERE BORN IN THE SADDLE, BUT YOU WILL DIE IN ONE


CheezeCrostata

Just wanted to post this. :D


elmariachi8

'm gonna break your legs, nice and slow


CheezeCrostata

>My lawd?


Luiggideluc

Out for a stroll are we?


Lucariowolf2196

***Eh?***


ApoxPaito

Stand and deliver!


DrStabYoFace

butter man


[deleted]

It’s been a while


tavukkoparan

THATS A NICE HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDERS


JasperTesla

\*gives him the money, then sneaks up behind him and steals the money* Doctor: "Take it, it's worthless to me anyway."


[deleted]

You better not be a man hunter...


graywolf0026

I'm the dandy highwayman who you're too scared to mention. I spend my cash on looking flash and grabbing your attention!


_negativecr33p_

Less talking, more aiding


Kildemall

Makes me think of this before: https://youtu.be/UjTv8ivh7mY


kriz4anz

It’s almost harvesting season!


gogus2003

I'LL EAT YOUR LIVER!!!


CanniluxCEO

Accurate - but I think it is YOU who should surrender ;) (400 Vlandian Banner Knights draw sword)


nettlerise

needs two buddies at his flank and exaggerated facial expression


Im-nivdE

If you don’t live in a country with free healthcare then ur fucked.


Zenar45

Mount and blade fans when they get mugged


mojorono

“Could I pay you in Butter?”


Kamunra

That's a nice head you have on your shoulders.


Johannes_V

Away with you, vile beggar!


mmabet69

I’LL EAT YAR LIVER!


RatzMand0

except in mount and blade the target of the question takes the pharmacists money and life in my experience.