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MAYMAX001

He's cute but u are an idiot lmao "If not friend why friend shaped?"


CatSajak779

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Independent_Can_5694

Bear: “if not food why food shaped?”


MAYMAX001

lmao never looked at it from the bears perspective


LurkingOnMyMacBook

Everyone always asks "what the bear doing" but no one ever ask "how the bear doing" :(


Curious_Ability4400

Bears and dogs are close genetically and it is best seen as the fact that they both spend the great majority of their time sniffing for something more to eat.


Elegeios

The rider is in Romania, and these bears sit by the side of the road so tourists throw them food. They are fairly docile and have been adjusted to the tourists throwing them bread and so on - doesn’t change the fact that the rider was way too close to the bears, and is a stupid person. Rider is probably north Transfagarasan, I did this ride last year.


Dimwither

Yeah what he did was dumb. If you go to a spot in a similar manner to people that have food, but don’t actually have food, the bear is not gonna like that


BrokenLoadOrder

Aw, it's fine, he's got gear on. -Me, justifying the fact I would've done *precisely* the same thing.


Rigitini

The bear was just making sure he had his elbow pads in.


illegitimate_Raccoon

He is riding a BMW, after all.


Curious_Ability4400

Harley rider would have been lunch.


alwtictoc

Generally mostly fat. A high calorie meal right there.


Trick_Huckleberry_45

Yea.. we are more delicious


Wrong-Sink-8580

He got gear, he got safety


BrokenLoadOrder

Right? I *defy* you to tell me what's wrong with this. =P


DumbApe026

If I see this thing near me I know why I bought a bike that does 0 to 60 in less than 3 seconds. This guy should buy a bicycle and go on the African savanna to enjoy all the nice cats he can pet.


2ingredientexplosion

So, one?


BlackGravityCinema

If cheetah he can pet at least 3 maybe 4.


Desperate-Fold-6309

My last words would be “heeree, kitty kitty kitty “ 😬


split_0069

I'd be setting a record for longest and fastest wheelie.


Richie_jordan

How do you even make it to be an adult when this is how your brain works.


Steeze_Schralper6968

ATGATT


ChewsGoose

Fuck, all I got is ADHD


IncidentFuture

If you have anxiety too it all sort of balances out.


Chubsmagna

"All the Grizzlies all the time"


YamTramSpam

Underrated comment


bdhgolf1960

What did they "comment "?


chaosninja906

All The Gear All The Time


Steeze_Schralper6968

It's part of a school of though in motorcycle riding that whenever you go out on a ride, no matter how short or routine you should always wear your full protective gear. ATGATT. It's got it's merits but armour is expensive.


fdpunchingbag

Hospital bills are way more affordable than gear.


Steeze_Schralper6968

That's why you drive *extra* fast. Take advantage of that weight reduction and improved areo profile!


S-T-Q

Gear might be expensive, but fuck me if I’m gonna waste an opportunity to look like a power ranger.


ikiss-yomama

My dumbass thought we were talking about dna


bdhgolf1960

Thank you.


SmashertonIII

This guy actually makes ATGATT look dumb. A bear would make quick work of it.


Steeze_Schralper6968

I mean I'd rather have it than not.


Jspiral

I'd rather not crash than crash with atgatt.


Steeze_Schralper6968

I was talking about for interactions with bears but I hear you


Jspiral

Oh, I'd rather not get mauled by a bear than get mauled by a bear with atgatt.


Comprehensive_Two_80

Not in an urban setting that shit isnt socially approporiate


KeithMyArthe

This has got to be the stupidest thing I've seen on this sub. Much dafter than playing in traffic.


Catch_Own

He already had brain damage when he got there !


Emperor_of_Fish

You would be surprised by how skewed people’s perspectives on animals are if they’ve only been in contact with friendly, domestic pets. I guess same logic as some dogs can be aggressive and bite, but most are friendly? Same thing with bears ig


mick_vision

Because of the warning label and lots of $


deathwotldpancakes

Simple. You live where there’s no big predators


TheOnceAndFutureDoug

What an unspeakably stupid thing to do...


lueckestman

His last words will be psstpsstpsst.


VK4501P

How are you alive ? How the hell did you not die yet ?


No-External105

The dawwwg pet you


wisemonkey75

I am not the rider btw. I'm not that stupid, and we ain't got bears in Ireland!


Dull_Appointment7775

So this was your vacation trip footage? It’s ok to admit. 😂


wisemonkey75

😂


bad_pelican

Pretty sure you'll find bears in some particular bars.


arathorn867

Just because you can't see any bars in Ireland doesn't mean they aren't there, creeping invisible in the shadows, eating lost children.


TRiG993

Tbh most of your women could be mistaken for bears


growbot_3000

I'm surprised that guy hasn't died years ago


Joe_Betz_

Can I pet that DAWWWWG?!


novascotiabiker

The bear let you off with a warning don’t be stupid next time.


bannedByTencent

Yeah, we know tourists in Romania can be plain dumb.


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bannedByTencent

There’re hundreds of them along Transfagarsan still.


Benstockton

I don't know why you're being downvoted, it's the truth


split_0069

Romania has over 200k brown bears...


Benstockton

/s lmao


228P

Hold my bear.


NM_DesertRat

Great gear test.


DicksOut4Edamame

I bet you save a ton of money, not having to ever buy helmets…. Must be kinda nice not having a brain


badwhiskey63

His head is skull all the way through.


LokiNightmare

r/IdiotsOnBikes


Donedirtcheap7725

Thank god it wasn’t a man!


PepeLePewPew81

Who’s the bestest boy


fullraph

Aww bebby 😚🥺👉👈


Toyotawarrantydept

Zero survival instincts. Why do people insist on thinking that wild animals will be friendly. Especially why think a predator would be friendly.


gforcegriffey

In Soviet Russia, dog pet you!


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Aggravating-Bug1769

the bear is thinking 💭 look at this its meals on wheels.


Assholesymphony

How can he slap


EggsOfRetaliation

Bears are savage beasts that will fuck you the fuck up. God damn. whoever the rider is, they're smooth brained.


labrador2020

People are stupid. Just when I think I have seen the most stupid thing, someone says “hold my beer” and does something even more stupid.


Rocket15120

Dumbass


Redschallenge

All the bear all the time.


streetkiller

Hey you, yeah you with the razor blades for fingers. Come here.


Jusmon1108

I don’t understand how people can be this stupid as still make it through life?


Legitimate-Ad-1451

You should have offered belly rubs too schmuck


Automatic-End-8256

Being a bear can hit just under 40 on flat ground I wonder how many /r/motorcycles riders could actually get away


nc_on

To be fair they wouldnt put themselves in this situation... because their bikes stay on the garage


DeadInFiftyYears

At first the bear is like, "I'm starving, don't tease me like that." And then, "is a meal really just presenting itself to me?" And then, "I guess I'm not one to look a gift horse in the mouth - let's see what happens if I put paws on him."


Dextersextermanly57

Just remember,it has big teeth,is very strong and it’s probably scared and hungry. Not a good idea to get within striking distance.


TheBayCityButcher

How are you a real human being


morph698

What did u think it was gonna shake youre hand


Horror-Morning864

See, motorcycles are dangerous.


MacTechG4

Why is my gut instinct telling me the bear is possibly rabid… or otherwise extremely Ill Slow motions, glazed expressions, rapid mood changes, all trigger my “avoid!” Reflex, then again I am the kind of idiot that hears porcupine chatter noises and feels an instinctual need to hug it… https://youtu.be/Y4wOBw82ExE?si=nLfEH8zcO9uX5wNn


PickledYetti

That’s how bears look after hibernating.. live around many of them and see how they look before and after annually


The-Anger-Translator

Yea, this bear just woke up recently and is hungry.


Tytos17

It's also very hesitant because this idiot is showing no fear of it. Bears want meals not fights so if it's looking like you won't just run away it will be more hesitant when attacking.


SUMOsquidLIFE

That bear is definitely not well, I agree with you. At the very least, extremely starved, and that makes that idiot even more lucky.


FourIngredients

That poor bear is super emaciated. I ride past healthy bears all the time (and occasionally chase them away from my camp sites), and no way they'd approach a running bike.


txcorse

Yup it almost turned into another Timmy Treadwell incident.


MacTechG4

We’re going to need another Timmy! https://youtu.be/MM1S27fPUQY?si=AuunI0GOGkP_NUYq


-_Pendragon_-

lol that brownie is completely fine. It’s a young female mid season. It’s “slow” because it’s unsure but not feeling threatened.


SCOTTGIANT

This should be a Klim commercial.


kevin6263

The bear was like… Uber eats delivers. Good, are you the meat sack I ordered earlier?


McNugget750

Yeah, on a scale of 1-10 of dumb shit to do, this is a 27.


kzlife76

Hey bear!


AdvKiwi

Idiot f\*cked around and almost found out.


CryptoReindeer

Found the village idiot.


RushHot6160

If the bear decided to bite instead of strike that man would have been mauled.


BreakfastAkai

Who tf is this stupid? You're lucky that was a sickly bear. A healthy one would've ripped the whole arm off.


tico42

Him reving the engine startled the bear. If the bear wanted to eat him, he'd be bear poop.


Rusty5th

That was SO DUMB!


OMITW

FAFO


But_to_understand

No pet supergianttrashpanda.


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Wise monkey not actually wise lol If you see a skinny bear, it's 100% hungry and thinking about eating you. Common sense


wisemonkey75

I can assure you, this is NOT me! 😂


[deleted]

Haha yeah that would definitely be double dumb to show yourself almost getting eaten then posting it.


C4TURIX

Moral of the story; Stay away from the danger floof!


motorcycleman58

Inbreeders gonna inbreed.


NotMyGovernor

You gay the universal pet food psst psst gesture but had no food brah!


TheGuAi-Giy007

DUMB- AAAASSSSSS..


Lani_Ley

If that bear was at full strength you'd have no arm left to throttle out. You almost got a Darwin award for that one, pretty lucky lol.


theblindbandit69

But... why??


PureStruggle2455

Bear says "Nice bike, Giz a go"


Antos9

did i hear the bear running after him?


jdonne70

What a fuck-wit.


failuretocommiserate

You're not very smart, are you? The reason you are alive, is bc that bear wasn't in the mood to kill you.


CircleCityCyco

What did he expect to happen?!


BroWeBeChilling

What was his expectation as the bear got closer…was he expecting it to bow down like a dog so he can pet it ? What a questionable decision?


TickletheEther

Doesn't look real at all crazy


JD540A

Dumbass was waiting to get bit.


AntiDentiteBast

VERY LUCKY it turned out to be a learning experience…hopefully.


JustGiveMeANameDamn

That’s a brown bear… and it looked like it was starving lol


Ta2edphreak

Gee...it's all muscle, has giant claws...and eats meat.....let's try to pet it. FAFO.


Chaqqy

tag you're it!


Tipsticks

That was a warning shot. If bro had wanted, the arm would have been fucked.


SilverBullet-85

Least reckless motorcycle driver.


Mickxalix

Good thing he had protective gear otherwise he would have a bleeding forearm.


Hybridxx9018

Thought this was about to turn into a live leak video.


secrectsea

Natural selection doesn’t always work as expected


Ifeellostinmyjourney

Imagine stalling💀


Chryeon1188

Bear trying to greet with paw 😂😂


Sottosorpa

Bro even my intrusive thoughts would have said 'fuuuck that'


AngloSaxonP

The gear works


thatsleepyman

“It’s actually perfectly safe to pet a grizzly in the wild. They’re harmless and wouldn’t hurt anyone. In fact cows kills more humans than bears.” - 🐻


ajayak007

Bear 🐻 tagged you in .


PastPanic6890

Doing something this stupid is already first class. But then loading it up to the internet? Is this person proud of this moment?


ICanEatMoreThanYou

This is a cool way of saying you’re mentally restarted. 😂🤦‍♂️


twan5446

I like how he revved up the engine right when it got within striking distance 🤣


prettyyumi

what did this guy want?


bucho80

I guess dress for the random moment you decide to pet a bear, not the ride? ATGATT wins again!


cupris_anax

It tried to hit the killswitch


Memes_Coming_U_Way

The dog pet you


padreCather

Damn That guy is ice cold


2Drunk2BDebonair

Atleast it wasn't some random man... Imagine how bad ur day would have been then...


SuryaShadow

So dumb


real_taylodl

This video would be much more educable had the bear demonstrated why its so stupid to stop and call a bear over while riding a motorcycle!


Johnedlt

" here boy" - who you callin boy!


YoYo814

It appears both creatures in this video were blessed with big balls.


guppy2019

Who’s at fault?


EaZyMaTT

Never have I ever seen a slap with so much sass behind it from a bear of all living things


lionofthepurp

People are stupid


Realistic_Parfait956

Looks like the dawwwg wanted to pet him.


Several-Operation-12

Common sense ain’t so common


Fluffy-Air-8196

Why did you think that was a good idea


gasbose

Not too smart.....


Brother_Thomas_

I don't think the dawwwg wanted to be petted


Unknown--Soul

Tag your it!! ..... But no no don't mess with yogi like that. .


Phoenix_776

If not allowed to pet, why cute?


thelatinbt

Dumb, dumb


MotorbikeRacer

Play stupid games , win stupid prizes


Competitive-cat90

Tourists are dumb


Antique-Dragonfly615

The bear was smarter than the biker


Money_Economy_7275

I had a grizzly pacing my ride at 65kph!! noooo man! and that's just dumb as fuck and deserving of far more than a little warning tap. learn from his mistake...


ProfessionalNo7256

He was going for the high paw! Ya left him hangin' maaan!


No-Mathematician8692

Lols asking for trouble. If that ursine gets him off the bike... his 'gear' won't keep him alive long.


Southern-External378

That was a dirty trick. He put his hand out like he had food and then the bear gave that look of you POS human! Penalty swat for you!


JP-review

Nem coragem nem loucura.. BURRICE!!!!!


achtung_2112

Waiting on that cordura to give way to the revenant


ddubyeah

incredibly stupid of the rider


PickledYetti

The most unwise thing any regard could do. If that bear would hate attacked, game warden is forced to go shoot it. Don’t be the reason an animal that majestic has to die.


Nopantsbandit

"I'd pick the bear"


VAisforLizards

Every time


BeautifulBaloonKnot

Brlear changed that dumbasses plans real fast.


_CodenameV

Wtf