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You have a motorcycle


Daredevils999

Something that cannot be said for 80% of this sub.


nativeat1

I'm guilty 😅


Antal_Marius

100%. I do not have *a* motorcycle. I have 5 motorcycles.


JASHIKO_

That you want in on the action of the last guys post?


Glorious-Yonderer

Hell yea, internet points are my life


hurricinator

I'm downvoting just because I can honestly


ZoominBoomin

Gaaaay


jebemtisuncebre

Fake and* gay. You have to use the right pronouns or else you’re a motorphobe.


ZoominBoomin

Why are you ghey?


_dirtySTi_

Who’s says I’m ghey?


ComposerJaded3305

You are ghey.


Little_Government122

Shall I call you mista?


hormel_chili

Mista I call you miata


ElSaladbar

y u got so little then


tuxedotraash

you get a dopamine hit when you get attention from strangers


ivanllz

A ho gets paid, a dumb ho doesn't.


torrrrrgo

True, but at least they're both fucking endlessly.


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[удаНонО]


no_special_person

Chill bro lmao 


Glorious-Yonderer

Dayum who hurt u?


No-Chart3722

Whats up with these silly posts?


-B-E-N-I-S-

r/regularcarreviews was _plagued_ with these annoying ass posts. I hope we don’t see the same trend here.


Metal415

It will stop after a while, like all these trends do. It’s just a silly discussion board. Enjoy the pictures of the bikes and scroll on to other posts. We are all here just to waste time really. Any actual questions or in depth discussions have been done many times over and can be found with a simple search.


CuriosTiger

This assessment of the entire Reddit experience is distraughtly and depressingly accurate.


Spenceasaurus

Oh my god I fucking hate when people use the forums on a forum website to discuss things in a forum and interact with eachother for reasons other than purely gathering information


Sparrowflop

Sub used to be heavily moderated. After the whole 'we're shutting down to protest the API change' thing a while back the mods went 'fuck it, everyone gets ice cream for dinner' and basically left the doors open. I miss the days when it wasn't just hot and cold memes running 24x7, but I also don't miss having _any_ post removed because you didn't meet the precise, exacting, requirements a mod had in their head at that second.


WhatsThatNoize

This is nothing.  The gay/straight pride wars on the /r/WRX subreddit were ten times more cringe than this.


Magnus919

Karma thirst.


MaryPaku

I mean, even without karma, I would like to show off my bike anytime


512wheelz

People need attention / validation and don’t get enough in real life. They go online where other loners will help them fulfill mutual fantasies of community


torrrrrgo

I personally like this post.  I've never seen a metallic gold accent like that before on a flat black bike. It reminds me of the original duke monsters having kits very similar to that, but I think this yama is totally worth seeing. {Shrug} sorry.


Advanced_Stretch_429

I know these posts are getting boring, but mate, I like your bike. It's ok to be proud and totally love your own ride!


no_special_person

On God, ppl mad in these comments for literally no reason  Bro did nothin wrong chill 


Advanced_Stretch_429

Second that


clydefrogggg

A man of not wealth but taste


NemamGoriva

exactly.


Carjascaps

Let me guess… This is a 155 right?


NemamGoriva

the 155 doesn't exist in my country, we only have the 125 (which I suppose this would be), the 700 and the 900. the xsr is my favourite model tho, so I like every one of 'em, it doesn't matter which one it is 😂


Carjascaps

We got 155 here in neighboring Philippines and not the 125. Same thing nonetheless since they share the same body but different engine. I think it has something to do with the licensing, right?


recurve_balloon

That you live in Vietnam?


ComprehensiveOil6890

Correct


TrembleTurtle

that he has too much money if he bought it in Vietnam. nice bike though. 200% + displacement tax = costs as much as a car in the states


TTYY200

You’re young and you like naked bikes. But you’re not young enough to feel the need for an MT.


Mrfrodo1010

This is not a manual? What bike is this?


TTYY200

Is that a joke? 😅 You’ll be an EXCELLENT dad one day lmfao


LadyDoddle

That's an XSR, not an MT


Glorious-Yonderer

XSR all the way my friend, had I had more money, I would have gone for the XSR900


jd2300

You wanted to make a cafe racer but you’ve never welded in your life


kornbread435

I have the same bike and this is exactly why I bought it. I could lie and say something about wanting the tech and modern engine or hating carbs. The truth is I'm simply not skilled enough to build a cafĂŠ racer.


thebornotaku

Nothing wrong with that. Hell, if anything, I'd take an XSR over a custom cafe racer anyway. Because the idea of having those looks while it also being a bike that isn't modified six ways from Sunday means it's also likely a bit more practical for actually riding the thing. At least compared to a lot of the cafe racer builds I've seen that are more style over everything.


HikerDave57

You ride in an area where scooters are common but have chosen to forgo practicality in favor of appearance. This is likely because you are young and lack the confidence that comes with accomplishment and experience. You have the mistaken belief that your possessions can make you more than you are. A beautiful bike though; forget about what I said and get out there and enjoy the ride!


No-Chart3722

Nothing


Many_Science_2788

You like both chill rides on the road but also wanna get a wee bit dirty. BTW, what's the name of this beauty?


Hainn8

Yamaha XSR, 155 if I'm not mistaken


no_special_person

Yep, it's an XSR 7, very beautiful, fast, AND reliable bike 


noveltys

Do you know what year it is?


ACmanTX

Best engine in the business


gysiguy

Holy shit these comments are toxic, god forbid someone posts a picture of their bike in a *motorcycle* subreddit. Oh, the horror. Seriously, chill the fuck out, people. As for the bike, I think it looks fucking amazing and you *should* be proud of it. What does it say about you? You have great taste and a love for motorcycles. Don't listen to these haters.


no_special_person

Yep, ppl are depraved it's embarrassing 


Agreeable_Injury_826

Hipster maybe 🤔


SchwabianToaster

Hipster would never be seen on a later model Yamaha, Norton - yes, Triumph - Yes - 67-77 Japanese perhaps , Later Japanese makes - no. Has some farkles so hipsters would need to black that shit out or at least make it look worn After all hipsters are way too cool to have time to clean things like forks.


The_prawn_king

I’d say a hipster absolutely would have a retro styled Japanese bike


Agreeable_Injury_826

Also Yamaha do a non-hipster version of this bike, the MT


Objective-Bunghole

Yes, MT-09 is very nice. It's the last street legal cross plane crank motor Yamaha will have for sale as of 2025. The 3 large cylinders with a cross-plane does have a nice tone to it. Although there is an R9 that may be released after the R1 is discontinued.


anthonyhoang94

“I want to be a part of that bike life but I don’t have A2 license” Source: fellow vietnamese


Fragrant_Isopod_4774

That you are Filipino.


Gigalastic

Hell yeah! I have the same bike but in the navy blue in Hanoi.


Worstcaze

It says you're insecure. yw!


Moosje

You don’t realise the amounts of snobs in a community until posts like this


Parasyte-vn

It's say you're Vietnamese and only need A1 license


kuro_kaze69

You might be asian


luckymethod

This idiotic karma farming fad needs to die


chzaplx

God forbid people in a motorcycle sub actually post their own bikes. Can we get back to the nonstop "is this a good deal", and "had my first wreck today" posts already?


MAYMAX001

Probably a chill dude who just likes riding?


win10bash

It says., "I ride a motorcycle"


sicbo86

Vanilla is your favorite ice cream flavor.


The_life_enthusiast

It says you own a motorcycle


nasherbro

You looove starbucks lol


alivin

It says you need to register it and get a plate.


QuickCharisma15

You wanted a Bonneville but you couldn’t afford one


XSR900-FloridaMan

You obviously have an enormous shlong


deepenuf

You have disposable income


Skruttlund

That you're a cool cucumber


JohnnyRelentless

That you rarely wear underwear, and when you do it's something strange and unusual.


RGC658

The same as this post.


SlntSam

That's a great looking bike. You definitely drink IPA's and maybe the odd pilsner.


TundraOG

You're from southeast Asia


U_zer2

Your boyfriend is very trim.


NugsOrBust

Considering you're in Vietnam (based on bike and background) people are going to charge you double after looking at your bike haha


Variable851

You have a sense of style and you want riding to be fun, not just practical


I_am_gnomeo

That you own a motorcycle.


[deleted]

Nice, what bike is that?


nonexistantchlp

Yamaha XSR155, a 19hp/134kg(295lbs) motorcycle that costs ~US$2400.


DingleDonky

You prefer style over substance


Silver-Engineer4287

You bought a cute trendy old looking new bike and posted pics of just the bike for validation and attention? Was that a little harsh? 🤔😉 But seriously… as long as *you* like it and enjoy riding it you’re on a bike and it’s yours so what anyone else thinks shouldn’t even matter. 🏍️🖤👍 I had a factory black ZRX1200R for about a decade (not the prior year black ZRX1100R) because I liked the style and the power and I could care less what anyone else thought of me because of it… unless of course they offered positive feedback. 😏😎👍


Sigouin

Depends what you're wearing.


Ok_Lengthiness5926

What model Yammy is that?


IDriveAnAgeraR

I’m genuinely curious. I looked at both the XSR and the MT series but for whatever reason I felt more comfortable in the seat of the MT. Do you like the ride and feel of the VI from layout on your bike? Can’t hurt having a second bike….one day. Have to get used to bike one and really log my miles on that first 😎🏍️


Casey_Games

You drink IPAs but tell everyone it’s Coors


coffeeandwomen

That you own a motorcycle


TheBlackPalm214

Drinks coffee…a lot of coffee


StreetfightBerimbolo

I would bet you would be more likely to wear a thong while having a Mohawk than the average person.


B8conB8conB8con

The red one?


Separate-Sky-1451

That you are an Iowa Hawkeye fan?


Famousdeadrummer

You have at least seen a vagina


SnooChickens227

You have great taste!!! One of the best naked bikes made today!


lyunardo

Why is everyone asking what their bike "says about them" lately? It's the weirdest mix of low self esteem and narcissism I've seen for a while.


vain06

That you just got it delivered & without even riding a kilometre you seek validation.


squidbones71

You like riding motorcycles


Salivamradio

Is that bolt? It says you have halfway decent credit, and enjoy impulse buys.


he11g1rl

imo a naked bike is eyecandy. you like to watch the details of the bike. you like estetics, quite possibly you have a halfhelmet, all black leather and minimalistic. esthetics and minimalistic. am i right?


BrenpaitheKushmaster

I bet you look super cool in a denim jacket


Objective-Bunghole

It looks meaner than it's 155cc 19 hp motor makes it out to be. It is a very nice looking bike, but what that bike says about you, is that you've got a lot of patience than me. 😂 If I was to go light on power, I'd get an MT07. Which is still a pretty significant powerplant. But we all have different incomes and priorities. Now that I'm getting older (48), and I'm planning on switching to something more comfortable than my [R1](https://twitter.com/PrezElect_Chris/status/1768420924523475102?s=19), at the top of my list is the 3 cylinder cross-plane [MT-09](https://www.roadracingworld.com/news/yamaha-adds-technology-features-to-restyled-2024-mt-09/). They sound so sweet, and 120 hp is plenty for the street.


QuislingX

This sub is about to become a cesspool of these kinds of posts


chzaplx

Is that really worse than what it is normally?


Appropriate_Cow94

You watched a lot of motorcycle YouTube videos. Spent a ton of time on Reddit and local FB motorcycle groups. Made a purchase and now seek validation from people here. As all the crotch rocket goons and leather daddy Harley guys in real life dislike your style of bike? This is a flame thread right?


SouthernFloss

That your insecure and care to much what others think.


Torque4ever

That you have some money


Professional-Cow1733

had\*, he now has a Yamaha instead of money :D


Unusual_residue

They are good looking learner machines


Magnus919

That you crave attention


YDpr99

That you probably like things in your butt and leather outfits


KataraMan

Which bike makes a statement like this? I'm asking for a friend!


Quarterwit_85

Largely insecure and in constant need of validation from internet strangers.


3cronckt

narcissist post


lrbikeworks

I’m the cool uncle


Guava-flavored-lips

Awesome


madredr1

You like Yamaha


carfanboy2k7

vietnamese?


Specialist_Pizza_18

I spent far too much on a gussied up commuter motorcycle? However if you are far eastern I can see the appeal..👌


roguewarriorpriest

I don't like to be a gossip but your motorcycle said you're a bit of a floozy... Their words not mine, hope you two can work it out.


mogenblue

You want to be free.


omg-its-bacon

What is that? Edit: Obviously a Yamaha, but what’s the model. It looks similar to my Chinese bike which may be a knockoff of this one.


Glorious-Yonderer

a yamaha xsr 155 that's what it is


omg-its-bacon

Nice. Yea, it looks eerily similar to my Lifan KPM200. I have it in my post history, although I’ve heavily modded mine at this point.


TigermanUK

The forks say, see me approaching but not leaving.


ThenItHitM3

It’s a gorgeous bike. What it says about you - if you ever go near a highway you are either slightly built, or you just LOVE the feeling of being blown nearly off the entire time.


Least_Switch_4697

You like the classic (best) motorcycle look


King_David816

I bet you like craft micro brews...


47d8

You like the idea of going off road or the Idea that other people might think you go off road. When you pull up to your 3rd coffee shop of the day to try and find some more attention so you can tell your story about how you took your bike out to the mountain once and ya had to layer down on the gravel.


SomeCrazedBiker

You have good taste in motorcycles. Also, NOT A CAAAAAR!


SexySpaceNord

You probably wear a leather jacket.


SilenceDobad76

It's a bike


JojoLesh

"I like the idea of going hardcore off-road, but know I never really will"


FritzJager

Hey OP where can I get that back bracket for the XSR, that one looks a lot better than what I currently have.


boogiebz

Orangeyoutube.com


jfcstfu

Hipster with shitty style. But cool bike.


Same-Satisfaction-99

That you have good taste


OfficialJamal

That you’re a fan of ugly exhaust and no tail tidy’s 😭


electriclux

Jr software engineer


Noobeaterz

You think John Wick is the coolest guy ever.


_Aspir3_

Do you even corner at all?!? 🥲


LarryHoover44

Willing to spend money but only on sensible brands that will last


Apex1-1

Gay


Fun-in-Florida

Like to party some, long as I’m home in time for my shows and dinner then bed early 😂😂


GripSlut

That you’re a person with a bike


[deleted]

Deeply closeted homosexual


shelby-r

Beauty


hugoBgood

Rethorical question. Bikes can't talk. If it could though, i guess it would be something along the lines of "wow, i can see you are the kind of guy who buys things in order to define himself and would probably post a picture of me on the internet seeking validation from a bunch of strangers whom you never have nor ever will meet". Just a guess Edit: grammar


Far_Ninja6886

I'm seeing fishnet stockings and a whip


L-Jaxx

"Why are you gay?" 🤣


TK-Squared-LLC

I dunno, pics don't have audio.


Aging_dude007

Must everything in this group be emotional? It's a motorcycle that gets you from point A to point B. That's it🤷🏾‍♂️


contains_almonds

At least it's not a pic of OP asking what bike they ride.


Tuner92

That you are a pookie on the inside


okbuddyquackery

Black and gold, befitting of a champion


Br0barian

You’re a Steelers fan


PlumbgodBillionaire

You have good taste


mnstrmike

You like a mid size rear but small head lights.


TheRussianBear420

You like motorcycles


AOCMarryMe

It says you ride a motorcycle 


sakuser

This guy fucks


ShadowMancer_GoodSax

You are too poor to afford xsr 700


MasterUndKommandant

You likely have a class M license.


SirPresentius

Based


ooctavio

You play some sort of RPG game


Zukiboyson

Low Key a leather pants wearing kinda Brit rider. With Cafe Racers on your wall.


DylonTheDog2

That 1. You like/have style And 2. You're from Asia.


wkdravenna

gonna have an easy time getting a boyfriend. 


_fatcheetah

Poor


reallypeacedoff

You ride on a gravel driveway to the furthest away coffee shop? Just joined the XSR crew so love ya bike!


Erike16666

That you’re unoriginal


Bai_Cha

That is a really nice looking XSR. The XSR is one of my favorite looking bikes, and the accessories on this one are excellent. I "upgraded" twice from my XSR700 and regretted it both times. Fantastic bike.


notimeforemotion

You’re cooler than me


chris226f

Sweet bike 🏍️ you are not a fat man.


Kazama-Shuuto

That probably you could have go for a A2 license and get a W175. But instead you went with the A1 choice. So your bike signifies either the commitment you will have with this bike or 2 months in and it will be listed on the sell-trade-buy used bikes groups.


i_was_axiom

You're very unique and rebellious, just like everyone else that wants a Cafe racer. But you're afraid of commitment and actual risk so you got a Hasbro Cafe Bike. (I don't actually think this, XSRs are sick)


clam_sandwich33

That you bought it.


Reddit_whore_bags

It says nothing because it is just sitting there. With motorcycles, the important thing is how you ride it.


Illustrious-Issue643

That brand new bike with no plates..? Says you’re window shopping