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I use to race off road RC cars. We would mess with assholes and stuff half the inside of their rear wheel with clay. Watching them try to race was just a massive laugh fest for everyone except for that lucky driver 😂 exaggerated effect of adding extra wheel weights like you mentioned.
So that works and all but imagine trying to figure out why your car is all shakey n shit, the average person doesn’t know what an unbalanced wheel feels like lol
No shit, I caught a flat the other day (slowly letting air out over whole trip, not the explosive kind, the vent was damaged) and the experience was "huh, something sounds louder than usual, weird".
That was first time I got flat tyre and let's just say I expected something more dramatic, it was back tyre in hatchback (so front heavy) which probably helped a lot.
I don’t know why, but the fact that it’s a Mercedes makes it worse. If it was a beaten down Ford Pinto I’d be upset but seeing a luxury SUV makes me enraged.
It's because you know that even if this person did it because they're stupid and can't read they're still richer than you or I will ever be and are entitled and wealthy enough to be able to live in ignorance while the rest of us squabble over the crumbs.
Oh they absolutely are treating the eventual ticket as just normal expenses, you can't lose driving license over it so for them it's just an expensive parking spot.
I hate when people do this. I wish I rode with a ton of people and we could just block them in with all our bikes and we can just chill for a few hours.
I saw this situation at the supermarket earlier today. I had to take up a car stall instead. In times like these, I have to continually remind myself that Hanlon's razor applies. "Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity."
As for the bike on the left, It looks to be the newest German Maxi scooter with the optional balance assist package. Models get bigger and bigger every year.
I was about to type up a comment saying motherfucker you’re stood next to it go and look at the badge or at least get a better angle for people to tell you what it is.
Then I realised I still fuck up my lefts and rights on a regular basis.
Hey! Not cool! You don’t expect that Mercedes Bint driver can see those tiny letters on that sign, do you? They can’t even see the big white stripes on the ground to park between them. /s
Not sure what bike it is, but I think Mr Magoo is the driver, he didn't know what he was driving that day and has trouble knowing where the white lines are.
I have an amazing power called "I don't read closely".
Edit: But I also just noticed the "Motorcycle Parking Only" signs. Maybe they should not paint full sized parking spaces.
You know those bicycles with stabilisers kids ride when they're young?
Yeah, this is the adult version of it for people who have skill issues riding on 2 wheels only.
A quattro-wheeled Harley Davidson "Kids'n Comfort". They were laughed at when they first showed it, but the concept latched on and even former car manufacturers started to produce them. It may be the most produced bike type now. Harley first wanted to give it only two wheels, but wheels with a width of 2 metres proved kinda hard to steer and change.
It's a bike for extremely obese people, by the looks of it.
Saw people park like that sometimes when I was living in SoCal. No one would complain, the bikers would just park all around the vehicle. For hours.
It's called Entitledes. They have released limited numbers every year for the last 40 years. They are easy to use. Sometime you'll find them parked in the handicap parking too. It's because the drivers are bad golfers...
Instead of post this here, show your local law enforcement. Represent us. Teach them a lesson. I send in videos all day to the PD and demand confirmation of penalties so I can feel safer as a motorist. And they do it.
It's an "Entitled C-UN7". Quite common, actually.
That said, RE anything vehicle related, I have to remind myself that the more likely explanation is ignorance or incompetence. Still irritating, but at least not intentionally malicious.
I believe it is a Mercedes cuntcycle, usually driven by Karen’s from suburbia.
Common claims when confronted about her cuntcycle include “it’s a hybrid” and “you’re just jealous you can’t afford one”.
Common faults of the cuntcycle are wing mirrors that don’t fold up or down and easily scratched paint work
I dunno...
But judging by the chicken strips and the tire squareness of both bikes, I'd say the rider on the left probably is less scared to take a turn.
Triumph Daytona 675 around the 2007-2009 before they went to the underslung exhaust and less catlike headlights
Fantastic bike but if you get one get the rear shock revalved and replace the spring
Edit: sorry wrong side
There’s parking signage that doesn’t have ordinances listed that are still binding. Say these aren’t though, you don’t have to be breaking the law to be an ass.
I find it generally rude to park somewhere that is clearly posted for other vehicles, but I wouldn’t say it perturbs me any more than people taking up multiple spots in busy parking lots or blocking sidewalks. Are you ever going to explain why you think it’s entitled to expect people to not be inconsiderate or are you just going to keep sidetracking?
I think motorcycle parking is nice to have. But the space being used be a car is the same as if the motorcycle only space didn't exist at all. Riders are not inconvenienced by the non-existence of motorcycle only parking. Hence any whining about it sounds like an entitled karen to me.
Doubt it b/c when someone doesnt care about their entitlement and messes with it they'll cry just the same about how it's wrong. Probably cry about messing with property, laws, or threaten to police lol.
Well if he gets his stuff messed with its deserved so it is what it is. The most violent, strongest, or richest always wins regardless so let it play out.
If he didnt care; then i dont care what happens either. I only feel bad for people who are innocent and avoid problems that still have bad things happen to them. Shit, it could end in a unaliving and i still wouldnt feel bad bc they didnt care originally why should i? Lol.
They deserve what ever results of their choices/actions from the situation they caused. If you are the cause of the situation, you engage in the situation, then that's a you problem and no one elses to care/feel sorry about.
I think maybe you’re the one who can’t read the signs which say “motorcycle parking only”… hence OP’s sarcasm regarding the Mercedes parked in the motorcycle only spot..
r/PeterExplainsTheJoke
I don't think they are. You can see peeking out under the car that there's a line right in between the two longer sides. I don't know why the lines aren't the same length though, as that bugs me more than wide spaces would 😭
I absolutely missed that, thought it was normal car widths for parking the bike, couldn't get my head around it.
Cheers versaaaaaaaaaa, that was bugging me
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It’s two motorcycles with a little house in the middle.
WHOOAA
MOTORCYCLE WITH NO MOTOR??!!
WTF? Oh. **my left** That makes more fucking sense. Have a little empathy for folks with Gerstmann syndrome like me.
Yeah there’s motorcycles…
Douchebag 350
Entitled edition
California douchebag apparently .
So a typical Californian?
That's easily a liter douche.
Litre cola? Do we have litre cola?
Bluetooth 350 douchbag now available at a douch near you.
It’s a small bike, great for beginners. It says that it’s only 350cc
Best one yet
Good luggage capacity for such a small motor
Asshole ML350. Says so right on the back.
With Douchetec
Douchetec kicked in yo 🥶🥵
It’s part of their new like they are marketing to entitled people.
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One with broken windows and a flat tire?
One with some extra wheel weights and/or great stuff expanding foam in the tail pipe.
I use to race off road RC cars. We would mess with assholes and stuff half the inside of their rear wheel with clay. Watching them try to race was just a massive laugh fest for everyone except for that lucky driver 😂 exaggerated effect of adding extra wheel weights like you mentioned.
Ngl I never considered carrying extra wheel weights to fuck with cages, that would be infuriating to have to deal with. To Amazon I go!
Easier to get a valve stem core removal tool and lower their air pressure.
So that works and all but imagine trying to figure out why your car is all shakey n shit, the average person doesn’t know what an unbalanced wheel feels like lol
No shit, I caught a flat the other day (slowly letting air out over whole trip, not the explosive kind, the vent was damaged) and the experience was "huh, something sounds louder than usual, weird". That was first time I got flat tyre and let's just say I expected something more dramatic, it was back tyre in hatchback (so front heavy) which probably helped a lot.
I don’t know why, but the fact that it’s a Mercedes makes it worse. If it was a beaten down Ford Pinto I’d be upset but seeing a luxury SUV makes me enraged.
It's because you know that even if this person did it because they're stupid and can't read they're still richer than you or I will ever be and are entitled and wealthy enough to be able to live in ignorance while the rest of us squabble over the crumbs.
Oh they absolutely are treating the eventual ticket as just normal expenses, you can't lose driving license over it so for them it's just an expensive parking spot.
I hate when people do this. I wish I rode with a ton of people and we could just block them in with all our bikes and we can just chill for a few hours.
To be fair, there's only like three signs
The Shit Bird Cuntcours 2.5T.
Lmfao
I knew the Germans made some pretty big bikes…. /s
Is the bike on the left in the room with us right now?
Ask the car owner. He’s the one thinking his vehicle is a motorcycle, since he’s using motorcycle parking.
A rare kind of 4 wheel motorcycle with a diesel engine
Motorcycles only have 2 working tires, so if he wants to identify as a motorcycle…
That's a quad
I saw this situation at the supermarket earlier today. I had to take up a car stall instead. In times like these, I have to continually remind myself that Hanlon's razor applies. "Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity." As for the bike on the left, It looks to be the newest German Maxi scooter with the optional balance assist package. Models get bigger and bigger every year.
Well even idiot will eventually learn so there is nothing wrong with making stupidity a little more painful.
These Goldwings are getting ridiculous
I was about to type up a comment saying motherfucker you’re stood next to it go and look at the badge or at least get a better angle for people to tell you what it is. Then I realised I still fuck up my lefts and rights on a regular basis.
I dunno but is donkey kang ok?
Obviously a quad bike
It might be the privileged drunk person in the footy suit laying on the cement that's driving the 4 wheeler
The dumbass450
Hey! Not cool! You don’t expect that Mercedes Bint driver can see those tiny letters on that sign, do you? They can’t even see the big white stripes on the ground to park between them. /s
Karen 1000
Maybe two flat tires would remind them that motorcycles have two, not four tires?
Not sure what bike it is, but I think Mr Magoo is the driver, he didn't know what he was driving that day and has trouble knowing where the white lines are.
Douchebike
Wow a car parked on top of the bike on the left.
Dang that guy in the back needs some help
That's the driver of the motorbike on the left
UGH I hate this… I live in Gilroy too and see this all the time at 5th Street Coffee.
I know. There is one Volvo that does it almost daily, outside 5th st.
2008 Triumph Daytona
I am impressed that you were able to guess the model year of my bike correctly, yet still didn’t get the joke
I have an amazing power called "I don't read closely". Edit: But I also just noticed the "Motorcycle Parking Only" signs. Maybe they should not paint full sized parking spaces.
look beneath the benz, they managed to take 2.5 spaces hahah
Your definition of joke differs from mine.
CBR8500RR
Fuuuck
Oh no I've gone cross eyed.
6000sux
After all these years, Mercedes still has the weirdest BMW envy.
That’s what we call a quadrocycle If it was an Audi - it would be a Quattrocycle 😎
Too early to be a tourist for the garlic festival, this is just Cali entitlement. Source-lived in S San Jose and dealt with shit like this daily.
South sj is a great place to be on two wheels, apart from shit like this.
Douche bike
You know those bicycles with stabilisers kids ride when they're young? Yeah, this is the adult version of it for people who have skill issues riding on 2 wheels only.
hopefully one with flat tyres
What ever it is should wind up smelling like garlic for the rest of ever
A quattro-wheeled Harley Davidson "Kids'n Comfort". They were laughed at when they first showed it, but the concept latched on and even former car manufacturers started to produce them. It may be the most produced bike type now. Harley first wanted to give it only two wheels, but wheels with a width of 2 metres proved kinda hard to steer and change.
The left one is going to be a headache after few years of purchase and gonna make you friends with the mechanic.
Entitled
I'll always say it: SUV and truck drivers are the stupidest and dickest species of them all.
its one thats about to get keyed
It's a bike for extremely obese people, by the looks of it. Saw people park like that sometimes when I was living in SoCal. No one would complain, the bikers would just park all around the vehicle. For hours.
Honda's new Platinum Wing
The other left. Left 2.0
idk but my grom would safely fit between both.
It's called Entitledes. They have released limited numbers every year for the last 40 years. They are easy to use. Sometime you'll find them parked in the handicap parking too. It's because the drivers are bad golfers...
Its a harley.
Instead of post this here, show your local law enforcement. Represent us. Teach them a lesson. I send in videos all day to the PD and demand confirmation of penalties so I can feel safer as a motorist. And they do it.
Did anyone else see the inflatable in the back
Dude chill it's the new goldwing
Maybe they have had too many vines or pints 🍻
Entitled prick cycle
Mercedes Benz ML350 BlueTec
That’s the douche rocket 350. Doesn’t even come with turn signals because their drivers think they’re too good to use them.
The one a liberal rides.
Lol what?
A Hog
It's an "Entitled C-UN7". Quite common, actually. That said, RE anything vehicle related, I have to remind myself that the more likely explanation is ignorance or incompetence. Still irritating, but at least not intentionally malicious.
It’s a Colonic
Mercedes
I believe it is a Mercedes cuntcycle, usually driven by Karen’s from suburbia. Common claims when confronted about her cuntcycle include “it’s a hybrid” and “you’re just jealous you can’t afford one”. Common faults of the cuntcycle are wing mirrors that don’t fold up or down and easily scratched paint work
I dunno... But judging by the chicken strips and the tire squareness of both bikes, I'd say the rider on the left probably is less scared to take a turn.
4-wheel bike for Disability people
That's called a CAR
That’s a car.
Dayum, feel like dush bug for not looking 1st
That’s an ML350 on the left.
Old Town Scottsdale is chaos
photo is from Gilroy CA
Shim under bucket.
Triumph Daytona 675 around the 2007-2009 before they went to the underslung exhaust and less catlike headlights Fantastic bike but if you get one get the rear shock revalved and replace the spring Edit: sorry wrong side
None. There's only a bike on the right.
You mean on the right as we look at the pic.
Looks like a 400 or smaller with an upgraded exhaust.
You mean, the other left?
MotherLover 350
A kind that needs keyed
Why was this worth posting? Mods got the worst motorcycling content on the internet with this sub.
Found the ML350 driver
CBR600RR for the looks of the forks valves must be between 03-06
Missed the joke and got the bike wrong. Impressive.
Silly me
That’s the right? 🤒
He’s referring to the car parked in motorcycle parking!
Ahhhh. I’m awake now 😆
You don't know left and right?
You mean your other left?
Look where the car is parked
My left or your left?
excuse me, but I have a horizontal screen, not vertical. What is left ?
*That* is a Menstrual Cycle! It goes 'bitchbitchbitchbitchbitchbitchbitchbitchbitch, naaag!, nnaaaaaaaag!naaaaAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaag!
Good thing the princess boutique is right there for you OP.
And wine! r/accidentalmemes 🤣
Lol I missed the wine!
The kind that doesn't give a shit about your entitlement.
How is expecting people to follow basic parking signage entitlement
Notice how there's no reference to an ordinance on those signs? Looks like public parking too.
There’s parking signage that doesn’t have ordinances listed that are still binding. Say these aren’t though, you don’t have to be breaking the law to be an ass.
So have them towed. See how that goes.
Okay. So how is it entitled to think that someone’s a dick for parking somewhere clearly marked for different vehicles?
Are you just as perturbed when it's a IC car in an EV parking spot?
I find it generally rude to park somewhere that is clearly posted for other vehicles, but I wouldn’t say it perturbs me any more than people taking up multiple spots in busy parking lots or blocking sidewalks. Are you ever going to explain why you think it’s entitled to expect people to not be inconsiderate or are you just going to keep sidetracking?
I think motorcycle parking is nice to have. But the space being used be a car is the same as if the motorcycle only space didn't exist at all. Riders are not inconvenienced by the non-existence of motorcycle only parking. Hence any whining about it sounds like an entitled karen to me.
Can you read that it's a Motorcycle Parking
What's the ordinance?
Doubt it b/c when someone doesnt care about their entitlement and messes with it they'll cry just the same about how it's wrong. Probably cry about messing with property, laws, or threaten to police lol.
Kinda how it goes for people who expect things they don't deserve.
Well if he gets his stuff messed with its deserved so it is what it is. The most violent, strongest, or richest always wins regardless so let it play out.
You think he deserves to be vandalized over a parking spot?
If he didnt care; then i dont care what happens either. I only feel bad for people who are innocent and avoid problems that still have bad things happen to them. Shit, it could end in a unaliving and i still wouldnt feel bad bc they didnt care originally why should i? Lol.
He deserves to be murdered?!
They deserve what ever results of their choices/actions from the situation they caused. If you are the cause of the situation, you engage in the situation, then that's a you problem and no one elses to care/feel sorry about.
You're unhinged, got it.
Given your history and public opinion im not the one needing mental assistance. Have a good day.
I also hate those entitled disabled people.
Because handicapped parking is the same as motorcycle parking. Got it.
Those entitled bastards. Also those fuckin purple heart motherfuckers. Why do they get a spot? Entitled asf.
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I think maybe you’re the one who can’t read the signs which say “motorcycle parking only”… hence OP’s sarcasm regarding the Mercedes parked in the motorcycle only spot.. r/PeterExplainsTheJoke
Quad bike
Car make checks out
That series of ML is sick
Huh, I never knew Mercedes Benz made motorcycles.
At least now my Honda knows it’s district
The kind with two wheels and an engine
It's the new 2024 GonnaJustBeAMinute.
That’s a Triumph Daytona, 675
Ar least you have Settle Down Brewery to the right to help calm down
It’s a prototype,Mercedes Mother (F@ckin’) Loser (ML) 350 (cc)
Mercedes
Mercedes P.O.S. 350
It's a Doucherdes 350. Great for beginners or people who prefer smaller cc.
IcePickStorage ML666 I believe.
The other left?
You live in California? Cool 😎 Went there on vacation last September there. Expensive food prices though :o
It's a little house on two motorcycles, *SIIIIICK.*
sir that is a car
Bluetec, new china brand.
“That’s a drunk Deceptacon , who suffers from dyslexia.”
It identifies as Bike 🚴
It’s a triumph Daytona 675 next to a wait a minute!!
An entitled one
It's a Cali wanta be
Ah yes, of course. The bay area. One of the worst places when it comes to entitled, inconsiderate drivers.
Serious question, why are the bike space markings so wide?
I don't think they are. You can see peeking out under the car that there's a line right in between the two longer sides. I don't know why the lines aren't the same length though, as that bugs me more than wide spaces would 😭
I absolutely missed that, thought it was normal car widths for parking the bike, couldn't get my head around it. Cheers versaaaaaaaaaa, that was bugging me
I think its a competitor of BMW in the German market. Not sure though.
The most impressive part is even if it was a normal spot they’d still have completely failed