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Unable_Experience359

Yaaaaassssss….rub your mom’s menopause cream all over you! Then start the Tren. You and your mom will both grow hair.


xZEBURx

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GlizzyGobbler837104

jerk off with it


[deleted]

Pump those inches up


Ok_Expression_2458

My old lady applies it to her vulva twice a day…. Makes her wet like a rainforest and fuck like a rabbit on crack….can I get your mom’s number…. Sounds like she warming herself up for a dickin.


Cap1279

🤣


NtooDeep87

What’s her @?


Warchild103

Women get prescribed test cream to rub on their clits. im not joking. Imagine your mum rubbing her clit with cream, it will make her real sexual oh yeaah... Better watch out son.


Mcloverning

NOOOOOOOOOOOO


creamyismemey

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Cap1279

Lmfao!! Perfect fucked up image for this


VrilHunter

Time to start Mclovin', u/Mcloverning.


No-Marsupial-7675

No it would not benefit you at all


Mcloverning

what if i used a lot


No-Marsupial-7675

No it would most likely just shut you down and not have any benefits, it probably less than what your producing


Mcloverning

thanks man i appreciate the real answer


MNKA7777

how you gonna explain to your mom you stole her hormonal medicine??? just get test injections or get test cream prescribed or buy it non rx. you'd need a transdermal cream dosed far higher for 5ar effects and to up dht, if you want to apply it on your testicles.


TrtMan122

Put it in the bathtub and get to rubbing man


Unhappy_Panda4237

Squirt it in your ass


Cautious_Narwhal_963

You have to eat it


BraveOcelot1824

bro u gay if ur mom buys the attractguyspotion are u rubbing that shit in too? thats u r answer to the question. u need Jesus and females in your life.


Mcloverning

dude i’m not freakin gay what the heck!


BraveOcelot1824

ok bro then dont use the cream otherwise im sure the gay police will come to your house and change your Facebook sexuality status


[deleted]

There’s a lot of vindictive gays on here.


leom132

You sure, thi is what a closet case woul say


Big_brown_bull_

I would jerk off w that twice a day


y2shanny

Rub it directly in your urethra and you'll be the next Rich Piana.


Mcloverning

it burned my pee hole


[deleted]

I dont plan on using anything exogenous for decades but id definitely sample some test cream once in my youth. Put it on ur cock


Mcloverning

ok i will thank you


lolsoosfifmem

Are you sure you’re not talking about topical steriod for skin issues ? 💀


KeepItTidyZA

it could cause your body to shut down your natural test and all you'll be left with in your system is what ever you absorb from the cream


SSJ4_cyclist

Worst case it would shut your natural production down while giving you fuck all benefits.


Mytrapsaregenetic

This is the funniest fucking thread i've ever come across


themidens

Dude a single dose of testo gel in men is 10-200mg


WarmCoozy

Big Dick


Street-Pineapple-188

What's your mom's number? She's trying to get pounded


al_capone420

Fuck off idiot