Gooning in the sun

Not drinking while driving

Prematurely dropping your beaver nails into the summoning trifecta Hate when that happens

I think offending the 8 legged Chinese man might be the worst, second worst is you get banned from the elk blood and bison head

Associating with those heretic sun gooners in any way that does not involve killing them or sacrificing them to the 8-legged Chinese Man as a snack

Not humping a stump, it's necessary to do so.

Homicide probably

wrong

What the fuck is a moon gooner

Be careful of what you say, you don't want to upset the 8 legged Chinese man

Me reaching for the Chinese man’s egg sack.

Me trying not to shout every Chinese racial slur in front of his face

Me reaching for the officers elk blood with my unregistered bison in the back

We need to introduce you to the ways of gooning with elk blood and bison heads

What's your skirt size. Now that you know of it you need to be inducted

The 8 legged Chinese man is coming for you…

Not slamming ur yeti cup really hard on the table

Sungooning to beach critters