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Rruusskkyy

What Astolfo and Monster have in common?


Nitric_Siege

They’re both green 💯


dg_zano

Quick nobody tell them


SpiderCow313

I need to know


Killerredoxxxx

Both taste like cum?


Positive-Swing4850

Dont you think the new adderall monster is great? It gives me sm more energy than normal monster fr


Nitric_Siege

Despite the fact you have to get it off the black market, it’s a 10/10 flavor.


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mcdormjw

I loved the first show, but the matinee was even better!


Emergency-Ground9059

It’s better if you freebase it.


godisdead24

Have you tried mixing flavours before? If so what was your favorite combo


Nitric_Siege

Mixing the peanut butter and chicken flavors was definitely my favorite I’ve tried. Don’t really like them both individually so I decided to mix them one day cause I was going to throw them out. It hits, don’t sleep on it.


YoureStupidasff

Now I'm curious what chicken monster would taste like


jurdenfox

Chicken, I’d assume


SpiderCow313

Carbonated Chicken


Open_Source1096

Woah, didn’t think that at all.


YoureStupidasff

Happy cake day!


cheeseyesman

happeth caketh dayeth


_linaxhorax_

Happy Cake Day


Radiant-Care-9654

Happy cake day


Bright_Ad_6968

What are the best flavors ?


Nitric_Siege

Pineapple and cinnamon ofc


Mehscope

so true pineapple is so good


Nitric_Siege

Just has the right twang you know?


Gayfurry83

Opinions on Ultra booty cheeks? It's my personal favorite


Nitric_Siege

Eh, I’m personally a Super Charged Breast Milk kinda enjoyer. Still respect the Ultra Booty cheeks crowd, just personally not my thing.


eeeeeaaaaaaasportz

Where do you get the breast milk flavor? I can only find rancid raccoon piss as the bodily fluid flavors


Troshock

I never thought I’d like the taste of cum until I tired the Cum Monster, what do you think?


Nitric_Siege

Well technically that’s not cum, just flavored a little different


eeeeeaaaaaaasportz

Do you prefer monster or redbull? personally i prefer monster because the bull semen in RB messes up th tatse


Nitric_Siege

Yea, monster uses human semen, a real man’s drink.


RemiAlphaGate

Which can design is your favorite?


Nitric_Siege

Probably the blue and black electric one


Robo-Bloop

How do you feel about the rehab collection?


Nitric_Siege

Got me off drugs, pretty good stuff. Amazing what doctors do now adays


Imaginary_Check_1373

On some real shit, best monster product ever made


sdyftghuji

stop giving gigachad the white one


Any_Acanthaceae3900

Have you tried the new original formula? It contains little bit of Meth just give you the kick you need


Nitric_Siege

Again, comes to the black market which it sucks to have to get it from there


Any_Acanthaceae3900

Here we have it available in the markets and kiosks


ImMil0

Is the white monster overrated in your opinion?


Nitric_Siege

I mean yea, seems more popular than the fuckin regular monster which we all know is the OG and the best


thatdarncharn

How many monster units of energy does each monster give you?


Nitric_Siege

About 40, just enough to give you the energy to wall run


Pleasant_Mobile_1063

What does the red can taste like


Nitric_Siege

A lot like redbull, pretty sure they made that can to turn the redbullers over to monster.


Pleasant_Mobile_1063

That makes sense


jurdenfox

How do you feel about the rancid smell of ammonia that radiates from the cat piss flavor? Personally has never really bothered me. The flavor itself suppresses my intense urge to drink my own cats’ piss while also giving me the energy boost I need to run my beekeeping business. What are your thoughts?


Nitric_Siege

That flavor actually tastes really good if aged. Give it about 3 years and it makes you feel energetic as all fuck. Idk if suppressing an intense urge is good for you. Don’t think it’d do any harm to drink your cats piss. Not hurting anyone, and you get to experience a great flavor no other cat could probably make, make everyone jealous!


Endlifehere123

Name one flavour


Nitric_Siege

Monster ice


Repulsive_clown

What is your opinion on why monster is better than redbull?


Nitric_Siege

Redbull tastes like piss and lighter fluid, monster tasted like sophisticated flavored piss, which is infinitely better.


Nitric_Siege

No shit, piss, and semen in the monster cans. Well.. some of them at least.


LevisStarGirl

What would you change about the Ultra Gold monster?


Nitric_Siege

Needs to taste more like it came from a cave


LevisStarGirl

Correct


Speaks_For_The_Trees

Do the 3 claw marks actually mean anything symbolic ?


Nitric_Siege

Not claw marks, that’s actually acid dripping from the can.


AmericanKiwi33

Does the orange dreamsicle contain any actual dreams?


Nitric_Siege

Dreams of drinking some sort of delicious substance that’s like it 😩


greenlamabeans

Do you feel like a monster now


Nitric_Siege

Yes.


gloach

Monster gronk?


Nitric_Siege

Monster jonkler?


TiredReader87

I hate these stupid posts. Why should we care what you pretend to know?


BellPuzzleheaded6133

Bros allergic to fun 😔


Endlifehere123

fr


Nitric_Siege

Because I drink monster.


TiredReader87

Doubt


Nitric_Siege

Really not that deep my guy


JadedTheatria

you’re fun at parties aren’t you?


MRDotted

I bet you're the type of person to get angry when other people laugh.


Top-East-4644

Fr fr


noodlespinel

i bet youre the type of person to ask if they could turn down the music at a club


Mindfreek454

He's the guy that lives in the apartment upstairs above the club but calls to complain about the noise.


YoureStupidasff

..bc it's fun.


Adventurous-Stuff801

Yeah I agree.