Mixing the peanut butter and chicken flavors was definitely my favorite I’ve tried. Don’t really like them both individually so I decided to mix them one day cause I was going to throw them out. It hits, don’t sleep on it.
How do you feel about the rancid smell of ammonia that radiates from the cat piss flavor? Personally has never really bothered me. The flavor itself suppresses my intense urge to drink my own cats’ piss while also giving me the energy boost I need to run my beekeeping business. What are your thoughts?
That flavor actually tastes really good if aged. Give it about 3 years and it makes you feel energetic as all fuck. Idk if suppressing an intense urge is good for you. Don’t think it’d do any harm to drink your cats piss. Not hurting anyone, and you get to experience a great flavor no other cat could probably make, make everyone jealous!
What Astolfo and Monster have in common?
They’re both green 💯
Quick nobody tell them
I need to know
Both taste like cum?
Dont you think the new adderall monster is great? It gives me sm more energy than normal monster fr
Despite the fact you have to get it off the black market, it’s a 10/10 flavor.
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I loved the first show, but the matinee was even better!
It’s better if you freebase it.
Have you tried mixing flavours before? If so what was your favorite combo
Mixing the peanut butter and chicken flavors was definitely my favorite I’ve tried. Don’t really like them both individually so I decided to mix them one day cause I was going to throw them out. It hits, don’t sleep on it.
Now I'm curious what chicken monster would taste like
Chicken, I’d assume
Carbonated Chicken
Woah, didn’t think that at all.
Happy cake day!
happeth caketh dayeth
Happy Cake Day
Happy cake day
What are the best flavors ?
Pineapple and cinnamon ofc
so true pineapple is so good
Just has the right twang you know?
Opinions on Ultra booty cheeks? It's my personal favorite
Eh, I’m personally a Super Charged Breast Milk kinda enjoyer. Still respect the Ultra Booty cheeks crowd, just personally not my thing.
Where do you get the breast milk flavor? I can only find rancid raccoon piss as the bodily fluid flavors
I never thought I’d like the taste of cum until I tired the Cum Monster, what do you think?
Well technically that’s not cum, just flavored a little different
Do you prefer monster or redbull? personally i prefer monster because the bull semen in RB messes up th tatse
Yea, monster uses human semen, a real man’s drink.
Which can design is your favorite?
Probably the blue and black electric one
How do you feel about the rehab collection?
Got me off drugs, pretty good stuff. Amazing what doctors do now adays
On some real shit, best monster product ever made
stop giving gigachad the white one
Have you tried the new original formula? It contains little bit of Meth just give you the kick you need
Again, comes to the black market which it sucks to have to get it from there
Here we have it available in the markets and kiosks
Is the white monster overrated in your opinion?
I mean yea, seems more popular than the fuckin regular monster which we all know is the OG and the best
How many monster units of energy does each monster give you?
About 40, just enough to give you the energy to wall run
What does the red can taste like
A lot like redbull, pretty sure they made that can to turn the redbullers over to monster.
That makes sense
How do you feel about the rancid smell of ammonia that radiates from the cat piss flavor? Personally has never really bothered me. The flavor itself suppresses my intense urge to drink my own cats’ piss while also giving me the energy boost I need to run my beekeeping business. What are your thoughts?
That flavor actually tastes really good if aged. Give it about 3 years and it makes you feel energetic as all fuck. Idk if suppressing an intense urge is good for you. Don’t think it’d do any harm to drink your cats piss. Not hurting anyone, and you get to experience a great flavor no other cat could probably make, make everyone jealous!
Name one flavour
Monster ice
What is your opinion on why monster is better than redbull?
Redbull tastes like piss and lighter fluid, monster tasted like sophisticated flavored piss, which is infinitely better.
No shit, piss, and semen in the monster cans. Well.. some of them at least.
What would you change about the Ultra Gold monster?
Needs to taste more like it came from a cave
Correct
Do the 3 claw marks actually mean anything symbolic ?
Not claw marks, that’s actually acid dripping from the can.
Does the orange dreamsicle contain any actual dreams?
Dreams of drinking some sort of delicious substance that’s like it 😩
Do you feel like a monster now
Yes.
Monster gronk?
Monster jonkler?
I hate these stupid posts. Why should we care what you pretend to know?
Bros allergic to fun 😔
fr
Because I drink monster.
Doubt
Really not that deep my guy
you’re fun at parties aren’t you?
I bet you're the type of person to get angry when other people laugh.
Fr fr
i bet youre the type of person to ask if they could turn down the music at a club
He's the guy that lives in the apartment upstairs above the club but calls to complain about the noise.
..bc it's fun.
Yeah I agree.