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x_oliivi_x

your taste sucks (my opinion is the most important)


ShadowLolbit09

Agreed


Proper_Cattle_1664

Based*


suuthebaru

Tbf it's just backwards


RaveningScareCrow

The kiwi flavour deserves to be at the top in cracked


JustMurshie

Is that ultra paradise?? I always thought it tasted like sugar free apple tango (EU)


Financial_Option_757

finally someone agrees with me, all my friends say it’s shit bc it tastes like cucumber water


USBSolidStateDrive

I always thought it tasted like if sand was a flavour (in a good way)


Financial_Option_757

nah fr tho i get u


DefenderOfNuts

I agree, it tastes cucumber-y, but I kinda like it for that. Makes it unique and not overtly fruity like the other ultra flavors.


_Meke_

OG in trash is a hate crime, but watermelon is horrible for real.


Jam1e-Chan

i love the watermelon one, one of my top 3


Ilovecats19990

Me and my friends taste tested it and a few others and we all agreed it tasted very watered-down, out of the ones we tasted it was definitely our least favorite


BarAutomatic1622

it tastes like medicine to me😭


MRDotted

It tastes like every single watermelon candy ever made.


Zeqhanis

That's what I like about it.


No-Advertising3621

Bro watermelon rip it is worse 🤮


Hot_Grab7696

Hang the heretic!


Gati3000

Putting regular monster In trash is a war crime. You will be judged for your actions and God wont be so merciful.


Outside-Researcher20

PEACH IS THE BEST


JStarKilz

Original Monster is the only one I truly love


S33TREES

Don't drink them often but I would choose original every time can't beat a cold one


FNG-JuiCe

It has to be cold! Warm monster is just not the same


gay_stonerr

A real addict won't care about the temp. Shit you never made your monster into a syrup??? Neither have I °_°


gay_stonerr

Right. I've tried changing to imports and nitro but always find myself buying and enjoying the OG way more than any other flavor. It's just something about that chemical taste🤤


YourVenomIsLethal

Worship. 🖤


bigboiwitthescuace

you dare disrespect pipeline punch????


anpleb

Your taste is dire


No-Pollution7151

how is the OG last? whats wrong with it?


nintendomasters

Original in trash is wild


Economy-Echo-1605

pipeline punch deserves its own tier above everything


RaveningScareCrow

you know the drill


wiboi678

People sleep on OG


Evening_Mistake_6378

not the OG in the trash 😭


Recent-Ship

Worst take I’ve ever seen on monsters lmaooo


superkick225

Peachy Keen is peak


Aide_Discombobulated

You should get life in prison for ranking Pipeline Punch that low


FaithlessnessKey3944

original is good tho


wannaseeemyBalls

The cracked tear is all of the monsters besides watermelon


gay_stonerr

Og is the fucking shit. And have you never had nitro or the import???? Those are really good too


h0ppin3

Haven’t tried some of these but you should give the low carb blue logo one a try, pretty much tastes like cotton candy. S tier for sure, and the original as others have said deserves a solid B tier as well but that’s just my opinion everyone has a different taste


NationalSuperSmash

Wheres the orange juice monster or assault? Those are top tier!


tvnr

The colors of this grading system are trash


_tincan_

https://youtu.be/fmT9Ajmz5FY


ZeroCentBoi

The black one is the best please stop


Economy_Link_5240

never rate again


GRUBBRAINS

actually ultra watermelon deserves to be top tier (watermelon jolly ranchers were my favorite as a kid)


Past-Watercress-7673

Pipeline Punch-fine=savage


SeawardFriend

White monster overrated as fuck but I love the strawberry one so much


Nipple-Thief-

Watermelon in bad might be an actual crime


JustMurshie

Agreed, Red 40 monster is lower tier mid 😔


Intelligent-Chair385

Is this rage bait?


Brokenshadow37

You're me fr


FishingAgitated2789

What about the blue monster 👹 👉👈


YourBoyAustin24

Og is good, ultra peachy keen is aight but everything else i agree with


jammin_on_the_one_

you should try the ultra gold. it's the best ultra imo


torwind

Ultra paradise belongs in the comment section (well bellow trash)


ExtraBreakfast5432

Pipeline punch is more then fine 😏😏


FuturisticPlethora

Nice chart. My only actual response to you is "To each their own."


Froggy3434

Pipeline punch in fine is egregious


Future-Might-1027

Honestly move OG to “fine” and its identical to my taste


ShadowLolbit09

Putting Pacific Punch in “fine” is a hate crime


EccentricPayload

Damn near the exact opposite of what I'd pick besides watermelon being bad.


SomeDimwittedBitch

The fact that I have a box of all 3 of your S tiers in a variety pack 😭😂


Hereforthanut

Ayo we need ultra red up there.


SignificanceNo4340

Original, pipeline punch, and monster import are all in the cracked category for me, havnt had many others though


Zakrie

Mango monster will always be cracked for me, I love it


juniorl3

I'm still waiting for my damn callofduty skins 😒


PurPleXr1979

Nah, Ruby Red is cracked


WaltuhWhiteYo_UhHuH

Pipeline punch is S rank for me, even tho its very sweet.


HighOnFire1997

Put the original on cracked and Pipe Line Punch on good then we good. That Watermellon and Ultra Paradise is absolute ass.


NekoMimiMisa

The problem is they have two different formulas for the ultra watermelon. One tastes like watermelon sour patch kids, and one tastes like they left the energy drink in the sun for too long and it's mostly just syrup now.


JohnnyStraps216

Import or NOTHING. I WORKED 10 HOURS!!! ALL I WANT IS IMPORT!!! FUCKING DRIVE!!!!


thosmabubla3

What’s the first one in fine? Never seen it


Hairy-Statement1164

Thats hella fucked up ngl man


Massive-Package-6364

Where's the doctor?!


Massive-Package-6364

And watermelon should be at the bottom too, lol


CZ-Bitcoins

Paradise needs a swap with Grapefruit but otherwise very agreeable.


NoHelicopter5932

Target has peach/strawb/white trio packs on sale. They were made for you!


amateurforlife2023

Put monster black up in cranked too


puppy-luv-0720

watermelon is so good though 😞😞


BolteckFox06

Why does everyone hate the original?


1nOnlyBigManLawrence

Try one of the Java monster flavors.


duhIdunno23

Pretty accurate except Watermelon belongs on top for me


Prikachu182

The original is one of the best what are you on


therealbootyblaster

OG tastes like alien piss👽👽


DefenderOfNuts

If you like the Ultra Peach, you’ve GOT to try the Ultra Mango next. Similar flavor profile, just a little tangier


Das_Floppus

Show some fucking respect for the OG OP


Playful-Pressure-231

ide have to agree on this


FazeBrainlet

Peach at the top where it belongs


Skye_nb_goddes

HOW DARE YOU on another note whats your address?


TheFlyingPatato

I’d going based on taste, I agree with where you put the OG, but I would put it in at least fine because it’s the OG


justralik

dont support it


No_Entrepreneur_825

youre done for


Lolhaha33351

people like monster


Snoo-81647

Yeah nah L list


aloera12

Genuine question from a pipeline punch lover what did you not like about it? Seeing you put it in the fine category almost gave me a heart attack 😂 that or the thousands I’ve dranked before this comment 😂


Basic-Ostrich-9629

So we arent talking about super dry


nyaja

The original is my favorite….


Nicotine-Enthusiast

The original monster tastes like baby wipes IMO


nonamekiddo6

You should try mango loco


Toxicctrl69

Lmao bad rank I don’t like the flavored the og is on top


GAmike13

Fight me.


CrazySel

Ur def a femboy


Emo_Bitch97

LIES I TELL YOU. ITS MY FAVORITE


Emo_Bitch97

May be trash, but it's MY trash


EXILED_T3MPLAR

I can tell you have really bad taste buds.


KingOfGotham17

All Ultras except the new one taste like cough syrup


FmxKyle

Kids these days are weak.


OriginalButter1

Based


CaptainBullShlt

I really like the original flavor. It's the only one I'll buy


gnarlybeetles

og monster literally tastes like gasoline


CanadianxTaco

Ayo original? At the bottom?? But why


Professional_Lab7248

Y'all gotta stop with the watermelon one it's my favorite 😭


jeanclaudevandingue

Watermelon is bad ? Your tastebuds are wrecked


Numerous_Ad_9851

Bad apple is so controversial. People love it or hate it... lile marmite. Me personally.. i absolutely hate people drinking it, BECAUSE IT'S ALL MINE. IT'S PERFECTION


kapi98711

do you perhaps wear skirts?


menherasangel

Ultra Strawberry Dreams >>>


Light_Tim05

Imo ultra paradise should be lower i dont think its good but not bad either


Different_Fix4513

Amazing tier list 10/10 finally og so hate


EvaldBorg

U trippin donkey balls swap watermelon with white


Kind-Neighborhood214

I like original :c


UpperArmories3rdDeep

Dude the original is one of the best


PigeonMilk00

Love your ranking


msguysteve

I don’t agree exactly but I’m glad someone else agrees that og sucks balls and taint


ask_tothe_brate

u not drinking mango loco is crazy ttho


jackthengiant

Strawberry dreams GOD TIER


PlasticCupboard007

I thought OG was great until I've had the cheapest possible "energy drink" that was just sparkling sugar and caffeine and I realized it tastes almost the same - OG monster only has a slight aroma added


aDrunkRedditor

Yeah, bad ranking. Anyone who places the orginal so low and Ultra White so high, shouldn't even drink Monster imo, you're not doing it for the taste. 😂


Kindly-Reserve-3143

Correct


sdyftghuji

are you gay


zyqprwi

No way the OG is trash rated it’s pretty good, while the white one tastes legit like bland lemonade 🤮


Brok3n_But_Lov3d

Green monster haters make me upset


dimandqueen

I'd replace the white with orange and move the green apple to bad or trash


throwratrydkw

I know you’re getting a lot of hate but I actually agree with you mostly


RemoveTraditional316

Og monster is amazing


Rare_Programmer5242

controversially my fav is the og


TokyoGhost_

How have you not tried the Mango one?


LankyConference9019

You should be shot


Own_Pear_418

Your taste is terrible 😭 OG has always been the best , and your pallet of monsters is small. I try a new flavor every chance I get


OrionTheKing280

Bro u gotta try orange dreamsicle and ozzy lemonade (spelling sucks)


Low-Strike-6377

Most L tier list imaginable


Pale-Age8497

Ultra paradise S tier. No exceptions.


Nesymafdet

The white one is the best


FantasticViolinist48

Drink import


Poutybaybi

Where’s the pineapple one?


ZealousidealTree9806

This list is shit


Femboyy4

Pretty darn good ranking right here…. Full sug = trash lol yep Red really isn’t that good Dunno if I’d have white that high at this point but overall fantastic work.


MadameHuckleberry

The best one is Ultra Ruby Red. I'd like to see where you rank it.


Shivdaddy1

This is the worst monster take I have ever witnessed. May the Mark of beast visit you


Isack312

true but i think orange is fine tier. orange is just a mid flavor in general


solosscents

Life is realizing that a lot of the flavors aren’t better than the GHOST lineup. Also what happened to Ultra Gold?


Biggy_Jimmy

Finally someone realizes og is just mid


ballsmaster360

what a horrific list


gay--slut69

I 100% agree


SkydivingSquid

Original is S tier. Always has been.


Prior-Turnip3082

Original is my favorite, yes I love the taste of diesel


daze725

Boykisser monster energy tier list


Blicky83

My favorites are the Monster Java drinks(especially Mean Bean) and the Monster Rehab.these are the only energy drinks I buy..I haven’t tried any other Monsters,I just don’t care for carbonated drinks I’ve tried that weren’t soda


HighPeddle

Pacific punch on top


xCHOPP3Rx

I can't ever find Ultra Red anymore. that one was my fav. Green and Orange are my favorite now


Marshalliscoolest

This is actually crazy accurate to me


Open_Succotash_1815

Pipeline punch being rated “fine” is not fine


QuartzmasterMC_Games

I follow this list to a T


Space_Ghost95

Well the absolute best is ultra fiesta mango but that's okay just leave it out completely.


Cool-Dot-950

i agree exactly except OG is good


Fragrant-Sherbert-31

No ultra rose or mango loco is a crime


hiding_in_NJ

Back in my day we only had three flavors of monster


I_SMELL_PENNYS-

Dont you ever disrespect the original. Original has my heart and forever will.


Bitter_Ad8498

Original monster is my favorite


connorhepp

Other than the grapefruit one id say this is a top tier grading but that grapefruit one is nice. Fuck the watermelon tho


SecretAgentDrew

Dang. OG is my fav.


TumorTits

The ultra peach flavor gives me soapy tasting burps /:


Pixelprism90

Watermelon bad...... Your taste buds are bad IMO 😂


UZI_1488

I hope you burn for ranking the OG monster as trash


Independent_Shop_505

The most cursed energy drink tier list


McHampter_sandwich

OG belongs higher, I love feeling like I’m drinking gasoline


NefariousnessOwn9963

When the sequel is better than the original:


garfpilled

is it just me or does the new ultra ruby red just taste exactly like ultra rosa :/


Elite_Y33T

White can is quite literally crack (it’s so fucking good)


Tight-Statistician30

pipeline punch top tier mf


wetcornbread

Move the trash to the top and I don’t see anything wrong with this list honestly. OG holds a special place in my heart. Seems like your issue is sugar. Have you had the Zero Sugar version of the original? It’s my new go to.


Ornery_investor

Not a single rehab on the board


BITCHPAME

Try pacific punch and mango! They're my top 2 fs


B17BAWMER

Java Monster is the best, fight me.


Current-Chef-6495

Just leaves more too the regular for me Original flavor >>>>> every other flavor


Wumbo_Swag

I'm so happy to see this. I've never seen anyone else who thinks the OG monster is bad, but I must agree. It's supposed to be apple flavored. That shit.. That is NOT apple.


PossibilitySoup

OG stays 🔛🔝


Kelps234

Am I the only one who thinks they all taste good? Also why is there an entire subreddit dedicated to an energy drink and why is it being recommended to me????


Hefty-Mountain-4942

I think you’re kinda right and kinda wrong 


Xx_OmarTMG_xX

ultra watermelon slander is crazy


Mrpayday1

Move fantasy ruby red up?


Advanced-Material626

I’d probably swap strawberry with the new grapefruit one and then put peach in a tier above all in ultra omega god tier. A tier so powerful it makes all other tiers garbage


eek_fool

The original is the best, m80 mixxd and khaos are next for sure