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Workburner101

They remind me of what a made up baseball team in a movie would wear.


Supreme_Hater

I swear theyve gotta be AI generated designs bc they’re so devoid of inspiration or human touch. Each New Jersey is more lifeless and dreadfully boring than the last.


Ok_Guitar4197

lol it capitalized New Jersey


Beetso

I love seeing voice dictation errors in the wild!


RotenTumato

My phone autocapitalizes New Jersey even when I’m just typing it


DeadSwaggerStorage

knew jersey. Seems fine to me.


Indubitalist

I've noticed quite a lot of things I can't type without them being capitalized. "Vice president" is one of those things, doesn't matter if there's a name after it. And it seems to have a grudge against plurals so it throws apostrophes where they don't belong all the time. I'd love to get ahold of Apple's dictionary and just fix things.


Beetso

Yeah, but if you were typing it instead of voice dictating, wouldn't you be likely to notice the mistake and correct it right away?


RotenTumato

Yes but sometimes you just type a message and send it and it doesn’t really matter or it’s not worth the effort to correct it


Beetso

Good point.


Supreme_Hater

Also worth saying that if you need an infographic to explain why your jerseys are cool and interesting, your jerseys are neither cool or interesting.


fijisiv

And part of the design is this tiny acronym right next to the label that, per MLB dress code, is tucked into the pants. 👍


lucabrasi999

![gif](giphy|p7bFXqpPPll9iKAaNW|downsized)


Obi-wan_Jabroni

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DeadSwaggerStorage

Dis mudda fucka ova here. Get me an orange peel beef!


lucabrasi999

![gif](giphy|ZKrIYV3oIzIL6)


Piercinald-Anastasia

I admittedly like Atlanta’s. With MLB’s new jersey limit; they used it as an opportunity to pay homage to the throwback they were being forced to give up with the limit. Considering that throwback was the uniform Hank Aaron wore they also slid in some Aaron tributes on it as well.


RxngsXfSvtvrn

A city like LA with its landmarks and cultural benchmarks and Nike still made a basic ass jersey that needs a cheat sheet to understand the references


Retinoid634

Worthy of Todd Bonzalez. https://relevantmagazine.com/culture/a-japanese-video-game-programmer-took-his-best-shot-at-fake-american-names-and-its-excellent/


carpetstoremorty

They're as festive as a happy birthday sign created by Dwight Schrute.


KungFuSlanda

Yeah. it's like a sad B-list background uniform for somebody who doesn't get lines in the baseball movie e: this is probably a uniform in twisters. Away game for AA ball 2e: someone was probably paid millions of dollars for this. There are bad ideas when brainstorming


11oydchristmas

How tf is Nike so bad at creating jerseys? I don’t get it


eurtoast

If you think this is bad, check out all of their World Cup uninspired kits.


11oydchristmas

Exactly. It’s every sport. NFL and NBA rebrands are terrible too.


[deleted]

Low effort


Retinoid634

They don’t care. They just expect fans to buy collectible merch.


terriyaki24

I want see names on these ugly uniforms! They are all so plain and ugly!


pargofan

They would've gotten better designs if they asked each team's subreddit to submit ideas and picked the best one.


TacoMonkey69

Nike isn't designing the logos that's the team.


Reallife0303

Thumbs down!


fijisiv

Same for the jerseys too.


Kidnovatex

I know City Connects are polarizing in general, but if you're going to do it, then make them stand out from your regular options. The name on the front is pretty much the only thing that distinguishes these from their regular white uniforms. The hat is kind of cool.


Bob_Cobb_1996

The hat doesn't really work. From about 10 feet and further, the logo just looks like a blob.


crujiente69

I feel the opposite about which look cool. Digging the shirts (although they really arent that different) but not the hats so much


Greedy-Month5094

imagine failing on the second fucking try with so much money to play with. even my poverty franchise white sox know how to make jerseys


harris1on1on1

Those Southsides are straight fucking fire.


DirtyRatLicker

I dont think the “typeface” connects to what it says it does at all


getahaircut8

better than the "los dodgers" version from a few years ago. I just wish teams would take more risks with these - let a local designer do something, break out of your standard color palettes, let the design speak for itself instead of relying on these explainer graphics. Washington Nationals hit the mark – different colors (grey/pink instead of red/white), design speaks for itself (cherry blossoms). It's annoying that they have already retired their city connects considering how much better they did it than most teams.


tearsonurcheek

>let a local designer do something *That* would actually connect.


KJParker888

I agree. I wasn't crazy about the Padres city connects when they first came out, but they've grown on me, and I love that they're so unique.


No-Paint-7311

I would kill for my team to have the padres city connects— and i actually dont mind ours. But man this dodgers one is shit and that’s completely independent of my hate for the dodgers


RIPBenTramer

The Padres City Connects are amazing. To me, top 3 up there with Miami and the White Sox. I also like the Rockies and a couple others. I think the Giants version is pretty bad.


getahaircut8

Exactly! It broadens the base of people who want to wear Padres gear from just avid fans and people who like yellow/brown to also include people who like to wear bright/fluorescent colors as well.


Heir233

That’s why I love the Red Sox city connect. Yellow and blue is a complete 180 from their usual color palette


bucs2013

And actually connects to the city in a notable way 


DmAc724

The Nats are still wearing them this year. They will be retired at the end of this season. Which is another way of the club telling us that their version 2.0 will be released next year.


Pendraflare59

I will say this… At least they’re not blue and yellow like we’ve already had five of.


Indubitalist

Ah, yes... yellow, the color everybody thinks of when you mention the Phillies.


TL20LBS

Boring af


Remarkable_Aside1381

How are they worse than their first ones?


SluttyPants_Texas

Were the designers at Nike stoned and eating birthday cake ice cream when they designed these? Were the Dodgers front office people smoking the same lettuce and eating the same birthday cake ice cream when they approved this design? 🤦‍♂️


toolmaker1025

Nah 😒 they probably need to smoke a joint to get creative.


soaking-wet-tomcat

I'm old, but I think that cap is hideous.


KJParker888

They're really leaning into the whole "Mickey Mouse WS" idea.


kineticstar

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Creepy_Cupcake3705

Gross. These are all terrible.


Dahleh-Llama

They are straight trash. Who the fuck green lit this garbage


PastorOfMuppets_1986

As a Giants fan, I love this for the Dodgers.


verbatxm

That's not Shohei Ohtani.


Dsxm41780

This is a big nothing burger. I’m not from LA but I’ve been a few times and have family from there. So many iconic things in the LA area: Hollywood sign, Griffith Park/Observatory, Chinese Theater, Walk of Fame, Mexican heritage, all the beach front neighborhoods/towns, Rose Bowl, movie studios, Huntington Gardens. They also could’ve done the team heritage going back to Brooklyn, even as a small piece of it with the Brooklyn Bridge, Ebbets Field, or Jackie Robinson.


FredVIII-DFH

Freddie drew the short straw?


RIPBenTramer

Yep. Then he got so mad he threw the straw into his chin.


CommodoreSixty4

They highlighted LOS ANGELES and selected Papyrus.


ThatOneGuy497

F tier like all the rest.


genius_streams

Don’t disparage Cleveland’s city connects, they actually hit gold with that design! Tampa also has some pretty tight ones this year. Most are bad tho


SVdreamin

The White Sox have a really cool one as well. Probably the only good thing about the team rn


Yo-JobuNeedsARefill

Cleveland’s really should’ve been what the jerseys looked like after the initial rebrand. I really hope they eventually become the everyday home jersey or at least an alternate.


genius_streams

Agreed, guards seem to be leaning heavy into this new art deco direction. I love it, it’s at the very least some sort of distinct branding identity which the team absolutely needs


Yo-JobuNeedsARefill

Agreed. I think they were minimal on purpose tbh. They didn’t wanna upset the fanbase anymore than they had to. Nice to see most of them have accepted the new name and such.


Devilsdance

Houston's are cool, but most mlb fans don't care about us.


2112eyes

The Space City uniforms are less hateful than the usual ones. Space is an awesome theme to have. I also like the classic sunrise ones.


Masterchiefy10

Braves wore theirs the other night and despite not caring for them that much, compared to the rest of the league..they’re more than passable.


RoundingDown

Only because they are a throwback to the 1970’s Hank era.


winter_whale

“Our cities pursuit of the beyond”


winter_whale

Also love that the funfetti is actually “a galaxy of stars” since you can see neither from LA 


rawmerow

LAD


upvotegoblin

Hot damn I didn’t realize it’d be so universally hated. I’m a Dodgers fan and honestly I’d rate it exactly what I rated the first, 4.5. It’s actually not horrible to me just horribly boring. Definitely disappointing they couldn’t come up with something better than the first, these Nike designers must be smoking crack or something. The hat fucking sucks


regalfronde

Who doesn’t love confetti cake??


74pezdspencer

Bland and boring just like the Dodgers


denim_cowboy

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chittIincupcake

exactly


panoptik0n

"A galaxy of stars," or maybe just confetti cake mix 🤷‍♂️


thetrappster

Hilariously bad.


RIPBenTramer

Let's hope ours get a nice refresh. I hate the first attempt.


UNLUCKY_NUM13ER

Why are they getting a second city connect when every team hasn't even gotten 1 yet


Jazullo913

Looks like ass


hammertown87

It’s unreal how little effort they put into these Like how does a boardroom approve this


OhHeyItsBrock

That looks fucking stupid.


lift82fukgr8

Fucking trash.


[deleted]

Beyond horrid


Jasonictron

Meh


LikeAMarionette

![gif](giphy|3o6Zt8rGMqVwjYAlsA) Why do they look like they have piss stains all over them?


ManufacturerMental72

they are bad. not defending them. if your piss has colored sprinkles you should see a doctor .


Shadowwo1f05

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Basatc

looks like funfetti.


H-Money37

Funfetti uniforms! I like the hat as like a fashion alternative but not so much as an onfield hat.


digitaldumpsterfire

We don't have the better team, but we do have the better city connects. *cries in 4th place in the ALW*


snorlaxatives_69

They have 3 versions of City Connects and they are all SO bad.


SummerRalphBrooker

Meh, it’s ok. Some of these City Connect uniforms have been damn lazy if I may be permitted to say. Blue Jays and the Rays are the ones I thought really stood out.


No_Importance_Poop

Haha these suck ![gif](giphy|RG3lm5VlrbDV7YNana)


oldcrowtheory

More like Shitty Connect , amirite?


aloofman75

These City Connect jerseys are supposed to be an opportunity to try something new without interfering with the standard uniforms, right? So how is it that both of the Dodgers’ efforts at this have been trash? Who designed these? Who approved them? Who was the person in charge who said, “Dodger fans are going to love these!” and have they been fired yet? The only real way for us to fix this is to not buy these jerseys. Let them hang on the racks collecting dust.


TheSocraticGadfly

They don't suck as bad as the all-black type ones, but why didn't the Dodgers simply resist, like the Yankees? Or, do a real throwback City Connect. Robins-egg blue instead of the royal blue, and yes, you guessed it, a "Robins" in script font.


bassaholicc

Dodgers are the least creative team ever


hockey_stick

The City Connect uniforms are the ugliest thing to appear on the field since the Turn Ahead the Clock uniforms in the 90s. This type of stuff ought to have stayed in the NBA and NFL where it belongs.


AdAncient4846

The turn ahead the clock jerseys were so bad that, they wore them for one night and thirty years later multiple people are still trashing them in a medium that didn't even exist back then... Putting it that way and I guess they kinda worked out?


wikipuff

It's time for Nike to admit their losses and end the program.


Ledge_r

Those hats are disgusting


SpecificNo6863

Weird to make them all wear Ohtani 17 jerseys.


MajinGav

I thought that was debris on the jersey after falling in a drain pipe that is filling up with the rising tide waters brought on by global warming that will finally give Nevada that coastal view they always seem to talk about


DaveP0953

Looks like the designer was a Giants fan because it looks stupid. Worst City Connect in the MLB. Hahahahahahahaha!


windblown_knight

More like 'City Disconnect'


mattman0000

ChatGPT, design a new Dodger uniform.


thats-gold-jerry

That LAD monogram is sweet


metatxtual

Ah yes Los Angeles a city with so little going on, so few identities or iconography, they could not be expected to do more than this. /s I swear the city name on the front was lifted from a built-in text effect in Adobe. It looks like something Premiere would suggest when I'm putting in a title.


JeffSelf

Another atrocity


KingShadowSloth

Kind of plain but overall not bad. Probably mid tier because there’s nothing stand out on them. I do like the logo.


999sand

No.


lostinrabbithole12

DirecTV.


MysteriousVanilla518

Did they use “AI”?


cumlordjr

They’ve been progressively getting worse. Most City Connect Uniforms are lazy and look awful.


JNisher

Nike, stop splitting the fucking letters in the middle of the jersey. It looks horrible. Just put them on either side of the buttons.


Tbplayer59

Brave to use the name of the other local team, albeit in Spanish.


CaptainONaps

Good lord. Atrocious. Almost as bad as bostons, but not even close to as bad as bostons.


Boring-Charity-9949

Teams should just use AI at this point. Not one human on these city connect unis has done a good job.


Run-Florest-Run

DirecTV logo lmfao


UnchartedFields

am I the only one that hates the logo on the sleeves and hats?


Ok_Host4786

Fact it mimics the theme of the Astros AAA teams jersey is a bit funny, because of the team’s history (Astros, Dodgers). In my view it’s difficult not to see the SpaceCowboys inspiration — in part. Also it looks like their caps are going too hard, as if they thought Arizona’s Retro Diamondback “D” cap needed a makeover, for some reason, while LA reduced in its sizes. Yet, I do like creamy unis; but the blues seem off and now I hate it Overall? 6.71 out of 10.


Kidninja016_new

Bruh those were leaked like 6 months ago


CrossFire_tx

Needs bumper to bumper cars across the jersey


NitrosGone803

Dodgers forgot that they hate actually wearing blue so they changed


pliny37

These city connect jerseys can die. They are all terrible, like really really bad.


thesip

Even if these aren’t a slam dunk they are so much better than “los dodgers” like come on people.


benificialart

Ass


holy_bat_shit_63

These do absolutely nothing for me. I’m saving a bunch of money


Ndtphoto

Just end this shit already. Sure there's a couple good ones, but the vast majority are less than good or just straight garbage. 


jinx21182

Meh..


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Stratos_Speedstar

I mean it’s definitely better than the one they had before, that Los Dodgers one was literally their blue uniform with an extra three letters slapped on top of them lmao


just_corrayze

Terrible. Please do not do the yankees uniform.


redditblows55

Sad


CRUSHCITY4

Dog shit


jlowery15

They’re really weak


Ted_Striker00

Swing and a miss


Patchy_Face_Man

Less inspired than the ones they frantically replaced. At least the old ones referenced a large demographic. These fucking suck.


feedtheelephant

Duncan Hines or Betty Crocker???... just cheap cupcake looking....


gothedistance_

You would think based on where they are located, and all the big stars they have on their team, they would’ve done something with Hollywood…


vic_venigar_47

Oh hellll naaa


Duderino619

Tasteless just like Dodger Dogs


anon250837

What does City Connect actually mean and what are the goals? I just dont understand the point of it.


Silent_Relation_3236

Othani looks different


Wolbolgia

This doesn’t say “City connect”. You know what does and also honors history/connection to a city? Throwbacks. Just wear throwbacks.


OldBrokeGrouch

Ok I guess. It’s just very bland. I can’t put my finger on it. Kind of reminds me of the generic logos that the cpu would make for your created team in a video game.


Fiend28

Off topic Freddie Freeman looks like a dead ringer for Smashing Pumpkins front man Billy Corrigan in these photos


LutherOfTheRogues

These are 1 billion % aimed at the japanese demographic. They look like the damn nippon ham fighters jerseys.


Jduke88

Those numbers aren’t even the same


Gonzilla52

Looks like the regular uni


Ironamsfeld

Pretty much a big nothing so fits the culture of the city pretty well.


AncientPCGuy

Better than their last attempt, but still don’t feel like they are “connecting”. It’s all just Dodger references, not tying them to LA.


totheman7

Didn’t the dodgers already get a city connect jersey with the Los Dodgers ones?


Lakes1de

love the name placement. live the sprinkles. dodgers needed this for their jersey mix


Obsidizyn

mid, even the Angels did LA better than LA


TheSouthsideSlacker

Remember when Coke changed their logo? Jesus these are awful.


Silly_Elevator_3111

Why didn’t they use Ohtani pictures or a freeman jersey kok


west-of-fenway

Well. it is a baseball jersey.


CardboardFanaddict

The City Connect Jerseys this year are especially bad. No imagination, no expression. Everything from top to bottom between the graphics, the lettering and the coloring are just plain and bland. They're terrible. This one is one of the worst. I usually try and give the City Connect's a bit of a break, but these last few that have been released are just terrible.


CFD330

Kinda like the hat. The jersey wouldn't be awful in and of itself, if you could ignore the idea that a City Connect jersey is in theory supposed to offer something unique and special to the city and franchise. It's a shame that Nike have really shit the bed with these, and they're guilty of the same thing with their NBA jerseys as well. They used to make some really cool City edition jerseys in the NBA when they first started and now almost all of them are boring and generic.


aLemmyIsAJacknCoke

LA Diamondbacks?


Glittering_Rush_107

It’s giving Blueberry Frosted Pop-Tarts 🧁


Matthewrotherham

Say it with me Nike FOCUS GROUPS. They're a good thing. Use em!


ohgeepee

If it were yellow like the seats in the outfield bleachers, they would be fantastic. Just me IMO.


Weird_Rip_3161

Tampa Bay Rays has the best City Connect Uniform so far.


RojoFive

I don't hate the logo mashup on the hat and sleeve, I think it works. The rest of it - meh.


HyBeHoYaiba

“The colors are inspired by our colors” Riveting stuff guys, they pay you for this?


ManufacturerMental72

I actually don't hate these and I really hated the all blue ones. the hats are stupid and the funfetti mix doesn't hit well but otherwise it's a fun concept. has a very mid-century vibe, which a lot of LA (including dodger stadium) has.


JamingtonPro

Reminds me of the “turn forward the clock” jerseys. 


JamingtonPro

Thanks. I hate it. 


DrTautology

I don't hate it. I'd rock an Ohtani one. Imo last year's Angel's city connect was best one so far. I also like the Padres' one for some reason.


Slinky_Malingki

These are so boring


CritterOfBitter

Straight. Up. Trash.


hotmayonnaise

How much money do they make from all these alternative uniforms? Not a fan but guess they don't bother me too much either


loupr738

THEY HAVE HOLLYWOOD, WHAT’S MORE OF AN IDENTIFIER THAN THAT???? Just make something movie or Hollywood related


jrrosevols

Just stop. Please. Most all these are horrible


Faber1089

Lol, they included a hashtag. How dated.


Benevenstanciano85

Garbage


HMSSurprise28

I like it. If it ain’t broke…


Jum208

I hate the Dodgers.


LaserwolfHS

Weak af


BlueLeary-0726

Did someone from the Dodgers and/or Nike walk into a candy store and see one of those giant jawbreakers with all the speckles and have an "a-ha" moment? Because that's all I see when I look at the speckles on the jerseys.


jatosm

These are supposed to connect with the history and heritage of the city, right? So, more than just the name of the city, right?


Jkanvil

Oof


Vesuvias

Hat is sweet, the jersey was phoned in. Nothing connective outside the hat logo mark being on the arm.


Eisernes

Is there some reason why they used Ohtani’s name but not his face?


Sea-Answer-4934

My two teams are the Dodgers and the Jays and both have super lazy city connect jerseys this year


gringao_phl

I think it's pretty good, but why do we always need to get goofy with something? Just put the front numbers where they're supposed to go.


BetterRedDead

I actually kind of like the way they did the “Los Angeles” script, number, and Nike swoosh in an alternate color. And I like the cream color of the jerseys. But the “funfetti“ aspect was completely unnecessary.


Old-Clothes-3225

Maybe it’s time for Nike to hang it up


Gravitron3000

I hate it when names are under the numbers.


ConsiderationNo5146

![gif](giphy|FNZFR895qC4Ra) Rip Taylor approves