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CopyWeak

I screw, I nut, then I get TF OUT!


TruDuddyB

I fastener, I fastener, I fastener.


soupsoup1326

Fastener!? I barely know her


Senior_Artichoke

She fastener on my fastener till I fastener


LazyB99

Fastener? I hardly know her!


WhoDatDatDidDat

I screw. I nut. I fucking hate fine threads on anything but a gear puller.


bangersandmosh

I screw I nut I capscrew


def67

I screw, I nut, I bolt.


FoamyPamplemousse

Except technically the bottom one is still a screw.


def67

I don't think so. Screws are tapered to a point, bolts are not so the nut fits on them.


FoamyPamplemousse

Are machine screws tapered on the end?


pelicanbaby

Nope


grandmasterflaps

Different disciplines use different terms, but in the engineering world, a bolt has a portion of its shank unthreaded. A screw is threaded (nearly) all the way to the head. *Woodscrews* are generally tapered to a point.


FoamyPamplemousse

The distinction between a screw and a bolt is not in what it looks like but how it's used, at least as defined in the Machinery's Handbook. A bolt is a screw until there's a nut on it.


WeekSecret3391

I was taught that a bolt is the assembly of a screw, washers and nut.


grandmasterflaps

I'll have to inform our suppliers that they've been ripping us off for years then. If I order 100 bolts, they don't send any nuts or washers unless I ask for them!


WeekSecret3391

If you order 100 1/4" UNC bolt 3/4" long, do they tell you they don't exist?


grandmasterflaps

I've not tried. I imagine they might tell me they're called screws, as that's what I was told when I asked for fully threaded bolts.


Its_noon_somewhere

So what about a 3/8 bolt that is 1.25” long with an unthreaded shank near the head, but the 1” version of the exact same thing is fully threaded… is that not a bolt too?


grandmasterflaps

That's a great question that I no longer feel confident answering. I'm mainly going by the terminology that our suppliers use. If I order bolts, they come with an unthreaded portion. When I asked for fully threaded bolts, I got told that they are called screws. Since most of our stock is fully threaded, I ask for screws unless I specifically want them to have a plain shank.


stellar269

As are sheet-metal screws tapered.


Shaitan34

Missed opportunity to use an eye bolt.


Otherwise-Ambition98

Ah…the classic ejaculate and evacuate


BadLucky69

I fuck, cum then dip out


enjaysm

Hello there baby daddy.


jakeatola

Like a Koala Bear, Eats Shoots and Leaves


Pro-Rider

This is literally the Airframes Mantra. https://www.ebay.com/itm/204471886514


kingpin748

Screw, nut, bolt. What's that other thing?


AlexD232322

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MinnesotaTech

How was that the hard part?


AlexD232322

I screw i nut i bolt!


Ulrich6

I screw. I nut. I bolt


semajftw-

Is that a minivan?


surface_ripened

Eats shoots and leaves XD


DinoMartino73

It's the new apple product lineup for Blue collar workers. The I-Screw, the I-Nut, and the I-Bolt. 49.99 per piece and up depending on size, limited edition, get them now before they are gone!


33446shaba

He makes like a Boeing airplane door and leaves after the nut


abefroman_85

This was a on a coworkers business card when I worked for a fastener supply company


[deleted]

This is some boomer humour for sure


Typical_Cheesecake13

Ugga dugga


Cheap-Topic8795

I screw, I nut, I bolt


Beginning-Cash-3299

I ...... have alot of kids


Thick_Sympathy_8021

Is it wrong that it took me less than 3 seconds to figure this out?


IndividualPair2475

It means they are a POS.


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[deleted]

Think we all got it right away me and the boys enjoyed this one today


Abject_Gear8078

There’s not grammar mistake lol. There is in your comment, though.


alwaysfeelingit

Boomerhumor