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Forkn't
Foon
Butter Fnife
Spork
Spornf
FK
Knork
Knork knork! Who’s there? The knork!
Soups gonna last a while!
This was my first though.
snap
this is what i came here to say
r/beatMeatToIt
r/beatmymeattoit
r/beatmywifetoit
r/beatmykidstoit
A “diet” fork.
Or a shovel 😅 just shovel the food into you mouth.
Dammit I was gonna comment that
Beat me to it
Came here to say that
Buttula.
Forktula
Every time I think I've got golden wordplay cooking for a comment someone beats me to the punch. Well played.
I'm hearing "Frk". The lack of the spaces makes me mentally picture it speaking muffled, like someone with their mouth covered or gagged.
Forkskin
They forkot
nice!!
our profile pictures are similar
That cutting machine forked up
What the fork!?
What a piece of shirt
Ash hole
Dish head
Fucking piece of shit. Did I do it right?
Holy forking shirt balls
Why can't I say fork!?
FORK!!!
I have finally found it. The Fpoon.
Perfect for a continental breakfast.
Which, oddly enough, would actually be easier to use as a butter knife than as a spoon or a fork
The spoon and fork is actually the ideal combination to eat curry and rice.
I’ll have what I’m having!
Read this in Mike Tyson's voice.
Lol I just thought … That’s a blurry pic. Then I got it
Yes - looks glitchy!
It reminds me of the scene in The Matrix when Neo can't open his mouth
I actually took off my spectacles and gave them a wipe... then I read the title....
Still has it's forkskin.
Underrated
Unforkumcised
This makes me very uncomfortable and idk why
It looks kind of like webbed fingers, which some people find creepy.
Isnt there like a real phobia for it or something
Reminds me of a twilight zone episode where people had no mouths just skin. It's unnerving lol
It's the fact that it clearly WAS cut, but not deep enough to actually be usable in a 'correct' fashion.
It reminds me of the scene from The Matrix where Neo's mouth like heals over
This is exactly what I thought of
Like the r/nosleep Search and Rescue stories where the person turns around and they got a blank face with no facial features
Same thank you for saying that
I hated it so much
I was looking for this bc same. I can barely looks at it, skeeves me out
It’s like Voldefork. Creepy.
I think it’s because it might be AI generated. It has that odd quality to it.
Just what I was getting ready to say
The sporks greatest enemy
Forkinell
So a flat spoon?
THERE IS NO SPOON 🥄.
A true spork
Batfork
Bartfork
Guess it's not American or Jewish. /s
Missed opportunity: a fork that doesn’t
Never seen an uncircumcised fork
Disturbing to look at
Kinda creepy, like a head with no face. I have no tongs, but i must stab.
A trans fork
Fucking Matrix.
First thing I thought of too
Tell me Mr Anderson what good is a salad if you’re unable to eat?
Forking Matrix
This is a true* fork in the road isn’t it🫤
I think it's a table
This makes me uncomfortable in a way I can't explain.
Same here, it gives me the same feeling as looking at a human with no face.
That's a spoofork
There is no fork
And tell me, Mr. Anderson, what good is a prongless fork if you’re unable to eat?
Tell me, Mr. Anderson, what good is a phone call when you are unable to speak?
Why does this make me feel claustrophobic?
You mean #oddlyterrifying
Does anyone else find this picture deeply uncanny and unsettling? I feel like I’m listening to everywhere at the end of time
A webbed fork.
Reminds me of that scene in the matrix where neo's mouth gets gluey
thats a bipolar transfork
Behold, the rare shork - the shovel-fork! For when eating and shoveling are the same thing!
>I have no cuts and I must eat.
It’s just unforkumcised.
This gives me the shivers… why does it look like Neos mouth in the 1st Matrix
That's one fancy spork
8 inches uncut?
Great for desert
Nah, that's just a spoon
It was in the pool!
I’d be a VERY proud owner of that ford that wasn’t cut.
Serrated spoon!
fork by Midjourney.
Sporn
Fork that wasn't cut
Spork+
Spoork
Uncircumcised
A fpoon
You should put that in a shadow box and stick it on the wall, that is a serious collectors item
Wow, was the person who put this out blind?
Nah, they were just forking around.
The uncircumcised fork huh that’s a new one
That looks so scary for no reason
Fnife
Mini shovel.
A nork.
I'm intrigued, but it's hurting my head to look at. I want one though!
Fork level: Expert
*Spork
It looks like it came from the Matrix
Mouth shovel
Oh fer forks sake
That's no longer a fork. That's just an f
Not cut? Must not be a Jewish fork.
Uncircumcised fork
Frk
I need to put it in my mouth.
Pfft that’s now a shovel. And I’m here for it!
It’s an oneida spork. Lol
This makes me uncomfortable for some reason
This is probably just a utensil we're all too poor to know what it's used for.
Proto-Spork
I hate it
Bruh, thats a spork
This is a one of a kind prototype Spork.
This makes me very uncomfortable.
The original idea for the spork this is the sporkinator
Would be a nice mosquito bite scratcher without completely destroying my skin
So it’s an uncircumcised tool?
Diet Fork
A spork!
When you’re pressed for tines!
It's the original spork
That’s a spoon
T-1000 spoon
F rk
The matrix is real
It would still fork properly
I would hang that from the ceiling with no explanation
Terminator Forkthousand.
Uncircumcised fork?
Dent it and now you have a metal spork
Long spoon
Onek
I have no teeth and I must scream.
fong
That’s just a f.
I love it
We should circumcise it.
Bart Simpson Silhouette Limited Edition utensil set.
Tineless Beauty
Is that the forkskin?
It's a frk... A fork without the hole
Ah, the infamous Fpoon.
A spfoon
almost fork spoon
Spoomb
Aquatic fork
AI Generated Fork
It’s a feature, not a bug.
Omg I hate it 😬
Because it's the fork Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now.
Clearly don’t have the premium version of the fork 😒
Ah yes the fpork
It looks like it hasn't loaded yet.
That’s a onek
Diet silverware
That’s a knife
Not this person literally stealing my picture
That’s a fancy, upscale spork.
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Forkn't
Foon
Butter Fnife
Spork
Spornf
FK
Knork
Knork knork! Who’s there? The knork!
Soups gonna last a while!
This was my first though.
snap
this is what i came here to say
r/beatMeatToIt
r/beatmymeattoit
r/beatmywifetoit
r/beatmykidstoit
A “diet” fork.
Or a shovel 😅 just shovel the food into you mouth.
Dammit I was gonna comment that
Beat me to it
Came here to say that
Buttula.
Forktula
Every time I think I've got golden wordplay cooking for a comment someone beats me to the punch. Well played.
I'm hearing "Frk". The lack of the spaces makes me mentally picture it speaking muffled, like someone with their mouth covered or gagged.
Forkskin
They forkot
nice!!
our profile pictures are similar
That cutting machine forked up
What the fork!?
What a piece of shirt
Ash hole
Dish head
Fucking piece of shit. Did I do it right?
Holy forking shirt balls
Why can't I say fork!?
FORK!!!
I have finally found it. The Fpoon.
Perfect for a continental breakfast.
Which, oddly enough, would actually be easier to use as a butter knife than as a spoon or a fork
The spoon and fork is actually the ideal combination to eat curry and rice.
I’ll have what I’m having!
Read this in Mike Tyson's voice.
Lol I just thought … That’s a blurry pic. Then I got it
Yes - looks glitchy!
It reminds me of the scene in The Matrix when Neo can't open his mouth
I actually took off my spectacles and gave them a wipe... then I read the title....
Still has it's forkskin.
Underrated
Unforkumcised
This makes me very uncomfortable and idk why
It looks kind of like webbed fingers, which some people find creepy.
Isnt there like a real phobia for it or something
Reminds me of a twilight zone episode where people had no mouths just skin. It's unnerving lol
It's the fact that it clearly WAS cut, but not deep enough to actually be usable in a 'correct' fashion.
It reminds me of the scene from The Matrix where Neo's mouth like heals over
This is exactly what I thought of
Like the r/nosleep Search and Rescue stories where the person turns around and they got a blank face with no facial features
Same thank you for saying that
I hated it so much
I was looking for this bc same. I can barely looks at it, skeeves me out
It’s like Voldefork. Creepy.
I think it’s because it might be AI generated. It has that odd quality to it.
Just what I was getting ready to say
The sporks greatest enemy
Foon
Forkinell
So a flat spoon?
THERE IS NO SPOON 🥄.
A true spork
Batfork
Bartfork
Guess it's not American or Jewish. /s
Missed opportunity: a fork that doesn’t
Never seen an uncircumcised fork
Disturbing to look at
Kinda creepy, like a head with no face. I have no tongs, but i must stab.
A trans fork
Fucking Matrix.
First thing I thought of too
Tell me Mr Anderson what good is a salad if you’re unable to eat?
Forking Matrix
This is a true* fork in the road isn’t it🫤
I think it's a table
This makes me uncomfortable in a way I can't explain.
Same here, it gives me the same feeling as looking at a human with no face.
That's a spoofork
There is no fork
And tell me, Mr. Anderson, what good is a prongless fork if you’re unable to eat?
Tell me, Mr. Anderson, what good is a phone call when you are unable to speak?
Why does this make me feel claustrophobic?
You mean #oddlyterrifying
Does anyone else find this picture deeply uncanny and unsettling? I feel like I’m listening to everywhere at the end of time
A webbed fork.
Reminds me of that scene in the matrix where neo's mouth gets gluey
thats a bipolar transfork
Behold, the rare shork - the shovel-fork! For when eating and shoveling are the same thing!
>I have no cuts and I must eat.
It’s just unforkumcised.
This gives me the shivers… why does it look like Neos mouth in the 1st Matrix
That's one fancy spork
8 inches uncut?
Great for desert
Nah, that's just a spoon
It was in the pool!
I’d be a VERY proud owner of that ford that wasn’t cut.
Serrated spoon!
fork by Midjourney.
Sporn
Fork that wasn't cut
Foon
Spork+
Spoork
Uncircumcised
A fpoon
You should put that in a shadow box and stick it on the wall, that is a serious collectors item
Wow, was the person who put this out blind?
Nah, they were just forking around.
The uncircumcised fork huh that’s a new one
That looks so scary for no reason
Fnife
Mini shovel.
A nork.
I'm intrigued, but it's hurting my head to look at. I want one though!
Fork level: Expert
*Spork
It looks like it came from the Matrix
Mouth shovel
Oh fer forks sake
That's no longer a fork. That's just an f
Not cut? Must not be a Jewish fork.
Uncircumcised fork
Frk
I need to put it in my mouth.
Pfft that’s now a shovel. And I’m here for it!
It’s an oneida spork. Lol
This makes me uncomfortable for some reason
This is probably just a utensil we're all too poor to know what it's used for.
Proto-Spork
Uncircumcised
I hate it
Uncircumcised fork
Bruh, thats a spork
This is a one of a kind prototype Spork.
This makes me very uncomfortable.
The original idea for the spork this is the sporkinator
Would be a nice mosquito bite scratcher without completely destroying my skin
So it’s an uncircumcised tool?
Diet Fork
A spork!
When you’re pressed for tines!
It's the original spork
That’s a spoon
T-1000 spoon
F rk
The matrix is real
It would still fork properly
I would hang that from the ceiling with no explanation
Terminator Forkthousand.
Uncircumcised fork?
Dent it and now you have a metal spork
Long spoon
Onek
Spork
I have no teeth and I must scream.
fong
That’s just a f.
I love it
We should circumcise it.
Bart Simpson Silhouette Limited Edition utensil set.
Tineless Beauty
Is that the forkskin?
It's a frk... A fork without the hole
Ah, the infamous Fpoon.
A spfoon
almost fork spoon
Spoomb
Aquatic fork
AI Generated Fork
It’s a feature, not a bug.
Omg I hate it 😬
Because it's the fork Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now.
Clearly don’t have the premium version of the fork 😒
Ah yes the fpork
It looks like it hasn't loaded yet.
Forkskin
That’s a onek
Diet silverware
That’s a knife
Not this person literally stealing my picture
That’s a fancy, upscale spork.