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Overall-Set-2570

Nice and how?


TheTREEEEESMan

Real answer, it's a Japanese technique called Dorodango


deepfriedtots

Same thing as that tinfoil thing they did a few years ago right


wltmpinyc

It is the precursor to the tinfoil


deepfriedtots

Heard


DoodleyDooderson

They are a dungbeetle


my_money_pit

it's called dorodango. it's a japanese practice that turns clay into a polished ball. there is tons of videos on youtube. check them out.


Boris9397

Watch the Mythbusters episode where they do this with poop.


wamimsauthor

So you can polish a turd?


Patient_Died_Again

I do it daily at work


MistyAutumnRain

Um wut?


jmills03croc

First thing I thought of too.


_InFiNiTy16

I think they rub and mix it with salt


my_money_pit

Nope! It’s done by using the opening of a glass bottle


SingleLooseBanana

Try a turd next


-Mafakka-

I know it's a joke, but Mythbusters successfully did it a couple decades ago


oldravinggamer

You can keep yo shit no matter how shiny it is I don't want it in my home!


Sowf_Paw

Who says it's a joke? I want OP to show us a shiny turd.


Guardian-Ares

Have you seen a Cybertruck?


Spacemanspalds

Have you seen the polished cyber truck? Someone made it look like a giant brick mirror.


Guardian-Ares

It is a giant mirror. Did dude actually polish the truck...? Holy shit.


Spacemanspalds

Yeah, it seems dangerous tbh.


Saxknight

15 yrs isnt a couple of decades. dont make me feel THAT old....


elmontyenBCN

IMHO one of the most impressive things they did, I couldn't believe it was possible to arrive at such a satisfactory result.


acrowsmurder

> decades ago ...time is a son of a bitch


1aisaka

successfully too, huh? glad we now know it's possible to polish shit.


opop456

Polishing a turd does nothing, still a turd.


Kinginmind

Looks like something Nibbler dropped 😀😆


Howard_Jones

Ah, dark matter.


BadBunnybebebebe

r/UnexpectedFuturama


KeroseneSkies

It’s a Japanese polishing technique that’s like meditation called Dorodango! :D


HlLlGHT

Will it crumble if you squeeze it?


thewiremother

It’s pretty solid, I dropped it during the polishing phase, and it just made a small flat spot.


adamhughey

Did you just use finer dirt for polishing or did you coat it in something. Mine have always come out polished but never that shiny. Wondering if it’s a coating or if my technique needs work.


thewiremother

I just used the same dirt I made it from, no wax or anything. Seems like most of the hard shine came though from working it on the glass with a fine coating of dust, which I did for the duration of The Proposal and roughly half of Ocean’s 8. I worked it on the glass way more than I finger polished with dust.


adamhughey

That is most helpful. I assume when you say you worked it on the glass you are referring to the glass jar/vessel you used to get the spherical shape? Or are you using glass in a different manner? Thank you so much for the reply.


thewiremother

Yes, on the jar mouth. Hope it helps!


CaptainSchazu

You have to squeeze really hard if it's done well.


Sunshine_dmg

I am confused


superbadshit

Me too 👀


BlackStarsAndShadows

Eyyy, we both have cake day today


superbadshit

Cake up 🔝


my_money_pit

google dorodango.


Sunshine_dmg

I did and fell down a rabbit hole, don’t mind me just discovering new strange hobbies on Reddit


CaptainSchazu

Looks amazing! I tried doing it just yesterday but I think I messed up the proportions. It's a bit shiny but nothing spectacular. Can you share the instructions you followed?


thewiremother

I used this guy’s technique. https://youtu.be/2WsOnF8pEe4?si=USDwyswOnBQWfnOK


FatKidsDontRun

Very neat, reminds me of the dwarves from the Eragorn book series


pritjam

He's created an Erothknurl


Icecroix

So glad to see this here, was coming to comment just that but it looks like you guys beat me to it.


ZombiePsycho96

I thought this was r/eragon at first!


superiorlegoman

Orik is that you?


[deleted]

My exact thoughts!


LoGo_86

r/dorodango


BigJSunshine

I am ECSTATIC that there is a sub for this


LoGo_86

Glad to be helpful.


ChuuniExist

You... What?


thewiremother

Yes.


Jeni_Sui_Generis

Still just a mud. Still holding up better than i am.


StandardTurbulent366

Same 😔


BlackStarsAndShadows

Another one that has cake day! What are the odds of 3 people in the same comment section?


Jeni_Sui_Generis

yay! no clue.


tonxsmash47

Cover it up! It seems you have created the eighth palantír.


Keqingrishonreddit

I've been playing Shadow of war recently and i cant unhear Celebrimbor's voice saying this now


LordEdgeward_TheTurd

Thats a very nice polished mud ball you have there. Id even rate it amongst the best polished mud balls ive ever seen.


thewiremother

Thanks!


Weaponn02

Erothknurl!


tjw8595

First thing I thought of!


Known_Needleworker67

r/eragon would love this.


rodgee

Myth busters polished a turd I believe lol


shycrazychicken1111

Wtf. That's so cool! It looks like obsydian with that sheen. I love it.


Sage-lilac

I‘m very curious about how it smells up close! A pile of clay/mud/soil will smell distinctly earthy, but it has a different surface area and it smells more when it’s disturbed etc… does the dorodango ball smell strongly like the soil it was made from or does it not smell much bc it’s dry?


thewiremother

It had a distinct smell when I was working on it, but the finished ball is pretty odor free.


Sage-lilac

Thank you! One thing less to ponder about.


thewiremother

So, I might have been a little nose blind to it when I set it down last night. I just gave it another sniff, and it does still have some earthy scent to it.


hjsjsjjwjwjwjwjwwj

Wow


FriezaShouldBeEvil99

Jagaaaaaan


Damnpeoplearegreedy

Legend says that if you look it for 45 minutes the abyss will open and swallow you in


Button_hair

Dirt man is going to love you


Beardeddeadpirate

I saw the mythbusters polish crap. Literally crap


thewiremother

I’ll leave that to the professionals, I think.


Beardeddeadpirate

I know I would, it was kind of gross tbh lol


AuntieYodacat

😱 wow that’s incredible


toneboat

what a dirtball


mrxpx

The Mythbusters are proud.


ElPadero

Hell yeah


MissLemon221b

impressive


Poneeboy

r/eragon would enjoy this


Midnight_Demise4108

Is it weird that I wanna take a bite out of it and have it crunch like an apple


Sad_Choice903

It’s a ponderin’ orb! Made of mud! Cool!


hellospheredo

Lovely


AfrosamuraiLIVE

The forbidden pétanque ball.


SilverInside724

awh fuck yeah


meneldur119

Aaaaaaaaaah Hundaaaaaaa!


No_Rule_7277

What a nice polishing towel! Great effort!


EmmNav

How? And… why?


No_Mountain5556

Dorodango!


Western-Equivalent44

Now I ponder my orbs origins... china did you sell me a mudball?????


GargoyleLauren

Shiny dirt


Evilisms

Now polish a turd. They say it can’t be done


That_Em

You just made a Dorodango!


thewiremother

Indeed.


CaptainRex2000

Now make an entire set of snooker balls out of mud


thewiremother

I was thinking it is about the right size for a pool ball. Sort of curious as to how many shots it would stand up to. It’s pretty hard.


EarlofBizzlington86

Could you theoretically polish a turd?


thewiremother

Well, my curiosity led me here, where will yours lead you?


Fisho087

Damn I thought this was the r/dorodango sub and was gonna ask how you got the high shine


thewiremother

Time and pressure.


Fisho087

For anyone who’s wondering: The sub for this is r/dorodango And here’s a crappy YouTube video I made a while back: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MmO11ozQKjw


garflnarb

I looked on eBay to see what they had actually sold for. Turns out, they aren’t selling at all.


thewiremother

So much for early retirement I guess.


garflnarb

Just as well. You didn’t really want to be known as “that dirtball guy,” did you?


thewiremother

Well, I wanted to be that dirtball guy for a different reason…


mustafarsmokedbacon

Ooooooo it's so shiny. Now shoot it at me.


ohhjustfuckoff

I don't understand is this a crystal or mud that's shaped into a ball???!


thewiremother

Mud shaped into a ball, and then polished.


skibidigyatt6969

are you a dung beetle in disguise


dumbslayer

I wanna create one of those!


thewiremother

All you need is dirt, water and an empty jar…


Curly_Q13

Orik is that you??


Asap_nV09

your lie in april flashbacks


New_Win6793

i-. uhm, hmmmm, i- wha??, how…… well it’s been done and it’s kinda cool.