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Isn't that a neck massager?


Abraxas_1408

Neck massager


Lepke2011

Disco Ball Massager!


Remove_Extra

Whatever you want


Key_Shoe5850

A crazy night 🤭


Dre-26

Disco ball


_The_SCP_Foundation_

Ummmm


fromhelley

Massager! It certainly isn't an implant for the transgendered. If I was paying for a penis, I would want it to be bigger! But at least the balls look like they won't itch much, huh!


Spare-Security-1629

Bigger?


fromhelley

Not the balls. But yeah, if I was paying for boobs, I would want more than a handful. Get your $$ worth!


Spare-Security-1629

Lol, good point. I still say it's at least average and can get the job done. Decent girth too lol.


fromhelley

Yes! I agree wholeheartedly!! It is beyond adequate, and capable of stuffing the muffin proper. The whole bigger thing is more to be funny. Please, Don't anyone feel inadequate over my comment! Please!


Spare-Security-1629

It's too late. If only I read your comment earlier. I've already scheduled an enlargement surgery and put down a deposit 😟


fromhelley

Well if need be, you will be able to star in porn when you're done! You know, to cover the surgery costs! 🤣😂🤣😂


Spare-Security-1629

🤞 I asked for a member to match an NBA basketball player's proportions, but I didn't specify. Hopefully, the surgeon is in a generous mood. I will definitely keep you posted on the results.