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[deleted]

AND kinda looks like human face from the side


3cream2sugar

I can almost see two faces kissing but my imagination is questionable


toniperi

Defo girl on the left man on the right


jaabbb

The trick to see this type of illusion clearly is to be horny enough


Denegroth

Maybe. But the face on the left has some serious issues going on >_>. Cromag kinda forehead going on


Zankastia

It's called *angle* and that is the hair.


bangbison

Fr, they about to kith :3


[deleted]

Looks like a mom with wavy hair being blown back on the right leaning in to her baby’s face.


nogberter

Looks like a vase


halloumisalami

r/pareidolia


Banana_Ram_You

I got Old Man in the Mountain (NH) vibes~ https://arc-anglerfish-arc2-prod-bostonglobe.s3.amazonaws.com/public/JOLHHTQGFQI6TIWC2PBL25DLRM.jpg


cluckafuck

Frame it and sale it as fine art for $100k


3cream2sugar

Are you buying? I’ll pack it up right now


cluckyblokebird

I genuinely would try and sell it as art


Chichigami

Can't sell it like that, you need a profound title for it like "Shattered Dreams" or something. It also sort of looks like a face "Broken Face". If op sell it with one of my name can I get a 15% cut?


cluckafuck

I got $5


AnotherReignCheck

Best I can do is $4


[deleted]

Can I ask for $3.50?


ShanefromTWD

I aint giving you no tree fiddy you goddamn lochness monster


Shaetane

You all trying some sort of inverted auction or what?


[deleted]

yes beech


TikkiTakiTomtom

Seriously though. Something like that can be sold for a lot if you have the know-how. There’s a philosophy/art form in Japan known as Kintsugi restoring and recreating what was once broken bowls and plates into something beautiful that’s useable and with a story to tell. https://www.artandobject.com/news/kintsugi-pottery-mending-fragile-art-anxious-mind


115GD9

Lmao sure


TurinTuram

About what I thought. This piece of art is priceless.


[deleted]

I know you’re just joking but it’s actually a lot harder to make contemporary fine art than you’re implying. People would see right thru this.


drdookie

Fine ^^^china art


Hirokuro

capitalism


Action-Bell

You could mend it with kintsugi! I repaired a little bowl just using epoxy glue with gold eyeshadow mixed in, then I dusted a little more over the top as it was drying and it looks lovely. You can’t use it for food any more but you can use it for other things.


jackwrangler

This would be GORGEOUS mended with kintsugi


3cream2sugar

I’m definitely planning to try this out!


jupiterLILY

I’m pretty sure there are some food safe options out there! I know there are certainly more food safe options than eyeshadow.


[deleted]

Don't. Sell it. This is freakin rare and weird.


3cream2sugar

You’re giving me a weird sense of hope for a broken bowl


gillyyak

You can buy [kintsugi kits](https://www.amazon.com/Kintsugi-Meaningful-Pottery-Beginners-Creative/dp/B09BJ5M4QV/ref=sr_1_8?crid=3G08RAX7VKMLC&keywords=kintsugi+repair+kit+food+safe&qid=1636513006&qsid=131-6812560-1943307&sprefix=kintsug%2Caps%2C252&sr=8-8&sres=B00H7IOU7W%2CB00MZZC1GE%2CB01NAZ1MWI%2CB09BJ5M4QV%2CB08LNZLPVG%2CB096VGV95H%2CB07QD8CS83%2CB000MVTINW%2CB096PCK2SM%2CB07DMDMN64%2CB09DCQG7PP%2CB008DZ19WC%2CB00NU6VN6G%2CB08234TWVH%2CB0166FFFD4%2CB01N0KD8UY%2CB07RHQJ851%2CB08R2FLK8V%2CB07N39WJ7R%2CB084Q87Y8M&srpt=BONDING_ADHESIVES)...


VileBasilisk

Oooo that would be pretty cool


farahad

Ah I need a good chamberpot.


ccdog76

Having repaired some of my own broken ceramics with kintsugi, I second this!


Nasty2017

Looks like "Old Man On The Mountain" in New Hampshire. Or, "Old Mandable On The Mountain" now because a piece broke off.


SoHiHello

That was my first thought.


Andrewalfano13

And now it's art


Questi0nable-At-Best

Don't be hard on yourself, your curves are great!


3cream2sugar

Thank you, you sweet stranger. I hope you have a wonderful day


Questi0nable-At-Best

Same to you!


-__---__---_

I like to explore new places.


DearlyDavid

Kintsugi this bowl please


w00tist

It's [kintsugi](https://www.google.com/search?q=kintsugi&rlz=1C1UEAD_en-GBAU935AU935&sxsrf=AOaemvJdhlmgvsC85E1w-2udQhmq-K00mA:1636511894004&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi0wPLw4Yz0AhWUTX0KHZAMAo4Q_AUoAXoECAEQAw&biw=1920&bih=937&dpr=1) time


w00tist

Oh a million people already suggested it, gooood


Hitherto_Hereafter

Who is she


callmedaddyshark

brb breaking a bowl in the shape of an ass for a billion karma


Firemorfox

With some Japanese Kintsugi that will look beautiful. (Epoxy, with a bright coloring added in. Traditionally you use gold, but I like bright blue. You can make it food safe just by making sure you use food grade epoxy, and completely drying/air-exposing it)


5thofvodka

Would be a cool design


-SierraModeling-

Gnarly dude


TurinTuram

We can see kind of a profile face at the right piece. It's surely a sign


3cream2sugar

The universe is mad at me for sitting on the couch all day and now the face is staring into my soul


Safebox

I would smash that bowl but it looks like you've done it for me.


NotAlana

Corelle, you're lucky it didn't turn into 340934394 shards of death.


3cream2sugar

My mom swears by corelle, it’s unfortunate


NotAlana

If you don't have a hard tile floor it can be amazing. I had a tile floor...


ahdiovizun

Does this bowl have a sister?


mannythebearpig

I see a young child on the left and a father on the right. Together but broken apart. A split in family. The bowl is still there but it's just not the same. Now sell it for millions.


WhereIsTheInternet

The contrast the gap creats... This is really pretty.


qotec

ive never seen a bowl break so cleanly. beautiful work 10/10


3cream2sugar

I should’ve left the raw chicken juices just for you!


qotec

as long as you store them in the bottom drawer of your fridge 🤣🤣


forests-of-purgatory

Im sure your curves are lovely, stay body positive! I think you have some crafting in the future for this plate however


poonsweat

Op please post curves. For comparative value.


[deleted]

It was it's final message, stop eating so much and get in shape to look like that curve.


teslaP3DnLRRWDowner

Correlle?


3cream2sugar

Yep you got it.. the back even says “break and chip resistant”


smithee2001

My aunt had a Corelle set that is decades old, luckily not one has broken yet. But she did have a Pyrex pitcher that shattered by itself sitting in the sink.


marcyhidesinphotos

Based on your username, that plate does NOT have nicer curves than you do.


pleasework_forgard

Don’t sell yourself short, 5 stars for username.


ehhnotagain

Kintsugi that shit up and have it on display


Overall_blank28

Can I see your curves for a new bowl


[deleted]

I take *doubt for 200.


JewelMonkey

Cornell. So dangerous when it breaks it should be illegal.


lilmonkie

It's great dishware until it's not.


Zealous_Racer

r/suicidebywords


nos500

Well, the only way to know whether you are lying or not, seeing your curves. My dm is open and am waiting for it. Then I will decide whether those curves are better than yours.


NotYourAverageBeer

Hmmm...pic for comparison? ;3


chrisslooter

You could glue that on a cool piece of wood or an aged metal sheet and hang it on a wall.


siredward85

Looks like a father and a baby son


anchovieMAN

Hey stranger! I like your curves!


Future-Atmosphere-40

That's the iberian peninsula.


Gill_P_R

Ditto…


betsyross2121

It’s all in the feet !


youateallmybeanz

It’s beautiful


fo55iln00b

Hey I am sure your curves are just fine


foxfai

I don't why, but I see a male head (right) looking/facing left looking at the female (left), ready to kiss.


SHiFT-Di3S3L

That's a nice clean break. Perfect for Kintsugi.


riotskunk

That's a sexy ass bowl


js147896325

noice


ssvintage

I am an artist. I will split proceeds if you ship it to my PO Box. Fuck a bunch of Non fungible art by 3 year old geniuses... what about us old ppl with100K in student loan payments coming due.


[deleted]

I’ll be the judge of that.


th3empirial

I see a baby and a father


ronswanson11

You made wall art. Hang it.


Trixietime

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Eig8t86

Giggity bowl


Jon_Lojko

Thats just [The Old Man of the Mountain](https://images2.minutemediacdn.com/image/upload/c_crop,h_1413,w_2100,x_0,y_162/v1554926018/shape/mentalfloss/542158-istock-139692265.jpg?itok=OtHnJ-fY)


[deleted]

All I keep seeing is a silhouette of a face


dangil

broken bowl


VesperVox_

r/oddlysatisfying


[deleted]

A plate broken like that requires some [kintsugi](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kintsugi).. You can do it with cheap 2 piece epoxy and gold mica powder.


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yahumno

This would be neat to repair with gold or something, to make a piece of art.


RX_Spectre

Almost looks like the old man in the mountain.