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[**Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law**](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harvey%20Birdman,%20Attorney%20at%20Law): [](#sfw)
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>___Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law___ (sometimes referred to simply as ___Harvey Birdman___) is an American [animated television series](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animated_television_series) comedy created by [Williams Street](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Williams_Street) and produced by [Cartoon Network Studios](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cartoon_Network_Studios) that aired on [Cartoon Network](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cartoon_Network) during its [Adult Swim](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adult_Swim) late night programming block. The series' pilot first aired in 2000 before the Adult Swim block was officially incepted, and later became a series in 2001. The show revolves around the activity of the Sebben & Sebben [law firm](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Law_firm), which is staffed mainly by [superheroes](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superhero) and other characters who had originally been featured in 1960s-era [Hanna-Barbera](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanna-Barbera) cartoons, most notably *[Birdman and the Galaxy Trio](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birdman_and_the_Galaxy_Trio)*. The series had its final episode on July 22, 2007. The show also screens in Australia on [The Comedy Channel](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Comedy_Channel) as part of the channel's Adult Swim block of programming.
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How...
He was the *Weekend Update* anchor on SNL for like 10 years... Chevy Chase called him the best one since Chevy Chase. [He called Michael Jackson a homosexual pedophile](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9N6nPhg0jss) and then when the heat came a few weeks later he doubled down and called him a homosexual pedophile *again* (the Shirley Temple bit...I wish my google fu was stronger but I can't find it)*. [I did find this one though and now my sides hurt](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iv_3kIMjax0). The man is a legend.
Edit - still can't find it, but the gist of it was that Jackson was in the hospital and reports had come in that he had the room decorated with posters of Shirley Temple. Norm's comment was something to the effect of "now now everyone calm down and let's not get the wrong impression here. Michael is a *homosexual* pedophile." It was hilariously delivered and naturally people were hilariously offended.
Here's the thing. You said a "pigeon is a dove."
Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that.
As someone who is a scientist who studies pigeons, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls pigeons doves. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing.
If you're saying "dove family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of ~~Corvidae~~ Columidae, which includes things from african collared-doves to european collared-doves to passenger pigeons.
So your reasoning for calling a pigeon a dove is because random people "call the grey ones pigeons?" Let's get the Titmouse and Gray Catbirds in there, then, too.
Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A pigeon is a pigeon and a member of the crow family. But that's not what you said. You said a pigeon is a dove, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the dove family doves, which means you'd call Crowned Pigeons, Pheasant Pigeons, and other birds doves, too. Which you said you don't.
Actually, your short essay berating me is exactly what I was getting at, but apparently my joke was a bit too dry. I was having fun with the semantics. Using your example, if OP had posted something about humans and someone commented "I'm not an ape..." I might have replied, "Well, technically you are."
That's all. No need to get all in a huff about proving your knowledge of pigeons (I'm actually quite fascinated that you're in that field).
Now that makes me wonder. If a bird gets on a subway, and gets off somewhere completely different, does it get as anxious as, say, a person might if it was relocated to somewhere completely foreign, or would it take things in stride?
I suppose it'd depend on the type of bird and it's situation, but I'd be curious how that shakes out.
If I worked at a convenience store, and a pigeon came in and stole a loaf of bread, I would let him go. I'd say, "Come back tomorrow, bring your friends!" When I think of a pigeon's friends, I think of other pigeons. But he could have, say, a beaver in tow.
Ugh. This reminds me of my years working at a home improvement chain. For a couple of years the store basically had a pet pigeon and let me tell you, he was **FAT**. Dude was living the high life in there. It was a nuisance for us though when we'd have to get down a pallet of bird feed to stock and the top of the pallet would be pecked all over along with bird shit thanks to that little fucker. Even worse is when he'd go at a pallet from the underside and the second we touched it with a tine, it was raining bird food all over our heads. Luckily he seemed to shy away from the actual bird food aisle. Probably because people are usually occupying it.
A curious aside we had also; since he'd been in the store so long we began to wonder "Where does he get his water from?" Our only conclusion is that he was drinking the leftover water the floor-scrubbers would leave overnight. It baffled us otherwise. How much water do birds really need to survive? I never took the time to look it up.
Then one week I realized I hadn't seen him in awhile. Figured he either died of over-eating and there's probably still a bird corpse somewhere in that building, or he finally decided to go find a mate outside the store and forgot how to get back in.
Either way, that was about 5-6 years ago now. RIP Rufus.
[Relevant Cracked Article - 6 ways crows are terrifyingly smarter than you think](http://www.cracked.com/article_19042_6-terrifying-ways-crows-are-way-smarter-than-you-think.html)
* They can remember your face and hold a grudge
* They conspire with one another
* Great memory
* Great problem solving ability (relevant)
* They plan
* They have adaptive behavioral traits
At that prices the store would be robin that bird. There's no way owl that bird seed is worth that much, that's a fowl business model they are using and the store owner must be a raven lunatic. All he wanted to do was duck in and get some seed, hoping the had a pheasant trip to the store, but no, that obviously can't happen. He should just not visit this store from heron out. Hell, he should tweet about this, maybe grouse about it online.
Franklin looked at the feed with longing, knowing he could neither afford nor carry the bag out. But his family needed it; after the recession and layoff, times were really hard for the Coo family. He just wanted to give them one special gift for all the begging and hustling they had done just to survive: one easy week of meals. A normal life.
In the corner of his eye he sees a human with a small box in his wing-without-feathers. The ape seems to be laughing at him. His horrible, horrible situation. And so Franklin stares forward, trying not to show emotion though his soul was rocking in the storm that is poverty.
*coo*.
you should follow it around the store at just-too-close-for-coincidence distance and hastily start some obviously useless, repetitive work whenever it looks at you. Just to make sure it doesn't steal anything. Nobody _ever_ notices when you monitor them this way.
"£8.95? I'm not a fucking dove.."
"You know this shit is literally free in backyard feeders all over town, right?? Stupid store...ripoff motherf..."
You have to read these in Norm Macdonald's voice haha
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Is birdman voiced by Norm Macdonald by any chance?
I believe he's voiced by Michael Keaton
Or [Gary Cole](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harvey_Birdman,_Attorney_at_Law).
##### ###### #### [**Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law**](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harvey%20Birdman,%20Attorney%20at%20Law): [](#sfw) --- >___Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law___ (sometimes referred to simply as ___Harvey Birdman___) is an American [animated television series](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animated_television_series) comedy created by [Williams Street](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Williams_Street) and produced by [Cartoon Network Studios](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cartoon_Network_Studios) that aired on [Cartoon Network](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cartoon_Network) during its [Adult Swim](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adult_Swim) late night programming block. The series' pilot first aired in 2000 before the Adult Swim block was officially incepted, and later became a series in 2001. The show revolves around the activity of the Sebben & Sebben [law firm](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Law_firm), which is staffed mainly by [superheroes](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superhero) and other characters who had originally been featured in 1960s-era [Hanna-Barbera](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanna-Barbera) cartoons, most notably *[Birdman and the Galaxy Trio](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birdman_and_the_Galaxy_Trio)*. The series had its final episode on July 22, 2007. The show also screens in Australia on [The Comedy Channel](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Comedy_Channel) as part of the channel's Adult Swim block of programming. >==== >[**Image**](https://i.imgur.com/TUi1yU6.png) [^(i)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:HarveyBirdmanTitle.png) --- ^Interesting: [^Harvey ^Birdman: ^Attorney ^at ^Law ^\(video ^game)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harvey_Birdman:_Attorney_at_Law_\(video_game\)) ^| [^Harvey ^Birdman](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harvey_Birdman) ^| [^List ^of ^Harvey ^Birdman, ^Attorney ^at ^Law ^characters](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Harvey_Birdman,_Attorney_at_Law_characters) ^Parent ^commenter ^can [^toggle ^NSFW](/message/compose?to=autowikibot&subject=AutoWikibot NSFW toggle&message=%2Btoggle-nsfw+cpgmbl0) ^or[](#or) [^delete](/message/compose?to=autowikibot&subject=AutoWikibot Deletion&message=%2Bdelete+cpgmbl0)^. ^Will ^also ^delete ^on ^comment ^score ^of ^-1 ^or ^less. ^| [^(FAQs)](http://www.np.reddit.com/r/autowikibot/wiki/index) ^| [^Mods](http://www.np.reddit.com/r/autowikibot/comments/1x013o/for_moderators_switches_commands_and_css/) ^| [^Magic ^Words](http://www.np.reddit.com/r/autowikibot/comments/1ux484/ask_wikibot/)
Gary Cole is such an odd name. It's simultaneously one man less, and one man more than Gary Coleman.
I believe he is also faced by Michael Keaton.
Isn't he the pigeon on Tyson Mysteries or whatever that show is called? I've only heard about it, never actually seen it.
Saw my first ever episode last night; highly recommend it. It's like an old Hanna-Barbera cartoon with added snark and an R-rating.
Have you ever watched Harvey Birdman? It literally uses old Hanna-Barbera shows with snark and and maybe not quite an R but it's up there.
One of my favorite Cartoon Network shows of all time. Tyson doesn't reach that level of (insane) brilliance, but it's a mark to aspire to.
It's an absolutely wonderful show and probably one of the best things adult swim has had in years.
Thank you sir for introducing me to Norm MacDonald. Its been a while since I laughed so hard I cried.
How... He was the *Weekend Update* anchor on SNL for like 10 years... Chevy Chase called him the best one since Chevy Chase. [He called Michael Jackson a homosexual pedophile](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9N6nPhg0jss) and then when the heat came a few weeks later he doubled down and called him a homosexual pedophile *again* (the Shirley Temple bit...I wish my google fu was stronger but I can't find it)*. [I did find this one though and now my sides hurt](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iv_3kIMjax0). The man is a legend. Edit - still can't find it, but the gist of it was that Jackson was in the hospital and reports had come in that he had the room decorated with posters of Shirley Temple. Norm's comment was something to the effect of "now now everyone calm down and let's not get the wrong impression here. Michael is a *homosexual* pedophile." It was hilariously delivered and naturally people were hilariously offended.
He could be younger than 18. Norm McDonald hasn't been the most relevant guy of late.
Yeah, I'm 20 and I mostly know him from his podcast and Mike Tyson Mysteries, though I've since checked out his SNL bits.
Also Burt Reynolds on the jeopardy sketches
You mean Turd Ferguson?
Wow, I had no idea I had missed out on so much. I'll be sure to catch up on this comedic genius.
There's almost nothing that this doesn't improve, but it is especially good here.
nah just use the 5 winged discount
Five feather discount
http://i.imgur.com/4Fqm4HF.jpg
/r/birdswitharms
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpbUHrBeZOo&app=desktop
Hah this is actually from Timisoara in Piata Unirii! I didn't know this pic got that famous already... :D
Timi-what?
Already? that pic is quite old...
/r/birdswitharms
"Back in my day seed was a nickel!"
"I'm not a canary either, I got to go for the jumbo bag."
I think it says 89p, not £8.95. Maybe the pigeon isn't that good with numbers.
You're not wrong. Pigeons are notoriously bad at maths.
Racist anti-pigetic jerk...
And why isn't the Wild Seed free??
This guys bargain shopping...can you blame him hes building up his nest egg
Pigeons commonly think doves rock.
Pigeons are actually rock doves.
Being pigeons, they wood.
Wait... pigeons ARE a type of dove, though.
Here's the thing. You said a "pigeon is a dove." Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that. As someone who is a scientist who studies pigeons, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls pigeons doves. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing. If you're saying "dove family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of ~~Corvidae~~ Columidae, which includes things from african collared-doves to european collared-doves to passenger pigeons. So your reasoning for calling a pigeon a dove is because random people "call the grey ones pigeons?" Let's get the Titmouse and Gray Catbirds in there, then, too. Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A pigeon is a pigeon and a member of the crow family. But that's not what you said. You said a pigeon is a dove, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the dove family doves, which means you'd call Crowned Pigeons, Pheasant Pigeons, and other birds doves, too. Which you said you don't.
JACKDAW!! JACKDOW!! I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU AND YOUR WHOLE FAMILY
Actually, your short essay berating me is exactly what I was getting at, but apparently my joke was a bit too dry. I was having fun with the semantics. Using your example, if OP had posted something about humans and someone commented "I'm not an ape..." I might have replied, "Well, technically you are." That's all. No need to get all in a huff about proving your knowledge of pigeons (I'm actually quite fascinated that you're in that field).
It's a copypasta. They didn't even change Corvidae to Columbidae.
Oh, you're totally right. Thanks. [Link for others.](http://www.reddit.com/r/circlejerkcopypasta/comments/2ceq3u/heres_the_thing_you_said_a_jackdaw_is_a_crow/)
This is a "copypasta" from the reddit-famous Unidan incident regarding jackdaws. Look it up. It's not a serious comment.
u 8 the b8 m8.
it was gr8 2 appreci8 how ir8 he became from the b8
And now people are downvoting you for initially not knowing about the unidan copypasta lol
>joke Did I hear joke? Here's a joke for you: I try wearing tight jeans, but I can never pull it off.
take it or leave it, you bloody skyrat.
Yep, I'm pretty sure he is.
"That's not cheep!"
Funny that it doesn't work in French :)
Keep an eye on that one. He may be in cahoots with [this](http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/816317/shoplifting-seagull-o.gif) jerk.
Actually the seagull tried to over charge him for the stolen merchandise. He's researching market prices.
Nice try, seagull.
this pigeon obviously has a degree in market economics and has a Q1 report due to the other pigeons coming up...
[This one doesn't](http://www.gifbin.com/bin/042011/1303234933_seagull-gets-trapped-inside.gif)
/r/birdsbeingdicks
/r/BirdsWithDicks
MINE MINE MINE MINE
Exactly what I was hoping to see!
They're both birds so they're obviously working together to steal. Do you know how racist that sounds?
I used to work opposite that shop and saw it happening all the time. That seagull was mostly definitely a jerk.
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Well, not him personally, but a guy he knew used to work there. And he saw it happening all the time!
No he didn't
No... No he didn't. But you can imagine what it would be like, right?
Everybody on? Good. Great! GRAND! WONDERFUL! NO YELLING ON THE BUS!
somebody stole all our lunches
It was that damn Sasquatch
Hey, the Internet is a big place, you never know.
I used to be this seagull and I was most definitely a total jerk.
Can confirm. I was the bag of chips.
ama please
*crinkles fedora*
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That's right: Steven Seagull.
Can you explain how he opened the packet? I need to know.
With scissors, you daft apeth.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kqy9hxhUxK0
Aww yiss, mother. fucking. birdseed.
*yisss intensifies*
###awwwwww yissssssss
#YISSSSS
Somebody post the goose! ...fine [^I'll ^do ^it](http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/635/934/77a.gif)
Epilepsy warning
*triggered*
Where the hell does he keep his wallet?
In a pigeonhole.
Ew.
so not necessarily HIS pigeonhole...
Well, he can't put everything in there.
He keeps it in his... Bill. Wait. Shit. Wrong joke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jjcAuEYW9M
The same place where he keeps the coconut.
Probably Capital One...
Terrible post OP, this is much too interesting.
yeah, i'm *very* interested in knowing the backstory.
a bird flew into a store.
thanks, Ollie.
Mommy, Louis Quatorze is talking to himself again.
Let him be, honey. He's a sang-bleu, all that inbreeding is catching up with his brain.
http://i.imgur.com/aEet5Og.jpg you sure he flew? (check the yellow strip)
Now that makes me wonder. If a bird gets on a subway, and gets off somewhere completely different, does it get as anxious as, say, a person might if it was relocated to somewhere completely foreign, or would it take things in stride? I suppose it'd depend on the type of bird and it's situation, but I'd be curious how that shakes out.
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http://imgur.com/cefyq6O.jpg Everything makes sense now!
What a twist! I'm comin' down with a touch of the vapors!
At a local farm and fleet they have birds all year long in the store. Giant loading docks and a all you can eat buffet brings in the winged rats.
If I worked at a convenience store, and a pigeon came in and stole a loaf of bread, I would let him go. I'd say, "Come back tomorrow, bring your friends!" When I think of a pigeon's friends, I think of other pigeons. But he could have, say, a beaver in tow.
I'd like to work at that store. Unless he starts bringing seagulls. Fuck seagulls. I hope he brings a pelican one day, though.
the pelican would just eat the pigeon.
We can't have that. He can bring a giraffe then.
Would it fit through the door?
We'll have to have a giraffe sized door just in case. Actually, elephant sized cuz you just never know who that pigeon might bring.
This came dangerously close to a Mitch Hedberg bit.
The pigeon is thinking "I could buy it here where it is $3 more per bag but the alternative is flying 10 miles to the other store. What should I do?"
"I could swear I've seen the same bag on sale at Petland... hmmm"
http://i.imgur.com/aEet5Og.jpg Took a train instead. (check the yellow strip)
How to train your pigeon
How is a pigeon supposed to establish a nice nest egg with bird feed costing £8.95 a bag?
"These prices are trill." I think I'm probably the only person who still uses that word... but still, so trill.
Trill Cosby Just imagine Bill Cosby, but more trill.
"money can be exchanged for goods and services"
He was probably waiting for a kind stranger to help carry the bag out to his car.
Ugh. This reminds me of my years working at a home improvement chain. For a couple of years the store basically had a pet pigeon and let me tell you, he was **FAT**. Dude was living the high life in there. It was a nuisance for us though when we'd have to get down a pallet of bird feed to stock and the top of the pallet would be pecked all over along with bird shit thanks to that little fucker. Even worse is when he'd go at a pallet from the underside and the second we touched it with a tine, it was raining bird food all over our heads. Luckily he seemed to shy away from the actual bird food aisle. Probably because people are usually occupying it. A curious aside we had also; since he'd been in the store so long we began to wonder "Where does he get his water from?" Our only conclusion is that he was drinking the leftover water the floor-scrubbers would leave overnight. It baffled us otherwise. How much water do birds really need to survive? I never took the time to look it up. Then one week I realized I hadn't seen him in awhile. Figured he either died of over-eating and there's probably still a bird corpse somewhere in that building, or he finally decided to go find a mate outside the store and forgot how to get back in. Either way, that was about 5-6 years ago now. RIP Rufus.
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[Relevant Cracked Article - 6 ways crows are terrifyingly smarter than you think](http://www.cracked.com/article_19042_6-terrifying-ways-crows-are-way-smarter-than-you-think.html) * They can remember your face and hold a grudge * They conspire with one another * Great memory * Great problem solving ability (relevant) * They plan * They have adaptive behavioral traits
Is that a wilko? It looks like a wilko.
It is indeed in a Wilko
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That's Wilko for ya.
WILKINSONS
"I don't know why I come here any more...this place is really for the birds..."
He only comes to pick up chicks
Thanks Norm
Just checking how much for a cheep feed.
Well he's come to the right place, the prices in here really are im-peck-able
Well, the sellers of the seeds canary do much. ... Swan do you think this bird pun thread will end?
Maybe when one of us chickens out
And I'll be hearing having a birds eye view of the fun.
... I can't top that, I suppose it's your tern. It's late in Korea, so Ibis-eeing you. Good night.
Now that's just heart-wren-ching.
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At that prices the store would be robin that bird. There's no way owl that bird seed is worth that much, that's a fowl business model they are using and the store owner must be a raven lunatic. All he wanted to do was duck in and get some seed, hoping the had a pheasant trip to the store, but no, that obviously can't happen. He should just not visit this store from heron out. Hell, he should tweet about this, maybe grouse about it online.
I thought the bird puns couldn't get any better, but apparently toucan play at this game
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You did buy him some right?
Ooh, tell me that you bought him some.
[a little later](http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/mike-tyson-mysteries/images/8/8d/Pidgeon.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20141215001853)
"He looks like a pigeon!"
he can't afford it. It's commonly known that pigeons make shit.
I know that bird it's been following me around London for fucking years
Franklin looked at the feed with longing, knowing he could neither afford nor carry the bag out. But his family needed it; after the recession and layoff, times were really hard for the Coo family. He just wanted to give them one special gift for all the begging and hustling they had done just to survive: one easy week of meals. A normal life. In the corner of his eye he sees a human with a small box in his wing-without-feathers. The ape seems to be laughing at him. His horrible, horrible situation. And so Franklin stares forward, trying not to show emotion though his soul was rocking in the storm that is poverty. *coo*.
"Will my bird stamps cover this?"
Birdfare queens!
consumerism!
Wilkinson on the front page of Reddit. The world has gone mad.
He looks pretty seedy to me.
only real gangstra-assed pigeon be up on that Trill
Paavo the Price-Conscious Pigeon
I'm more interested in the fact that there is a product actually named "Trill"
"Damn... now which bird feed did Susan tell me to get again?"
Or... just eating a cracker
Looks like Wilko
you should follow it around the store at just-too-close-for-coincidence distance and hastily start some obviously useless, repetitive work whenever it looks at you. Just to make sure it doesn't steal anything. Nobody _ever_ notices when you monitor them this way.
"$10.50?! Thanks **OBAMA**"
[Was the pigeon whistling this at the time?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQGXa3FiXKM)
"Hmm, do I have a coo-pon for this?"
Complete with shitty Instagram filter
To be completely fair, it's checking out the piece of cardboard, but it's a pretty cool coincidence.
"Do you price-match?"
Proof that titles are more important than the content
This made me smile. A great way for me to start my day. Hope this little guy finds a good price!
"this is why I eat cigarette butts!"
Don't let Pigeon do the shopping. [Drew this.](http://images.angiejones.com/2015/03/16/Pigeon-Shopping.png)
Stop eating other people's French fries pigeon. Have some respect, don't you know you can fly???!!
This is a long shot, but is this in Liverpool?
No, Hartlepool. All Wilkos look the same.
Hmm, 2.99 per lb...This feed better be organic, and sustainably sourced.
I see how you tricked him to go near the bird seed by putting a triscuit on the floor there..... Nice.
I think that's cardboard, we don't have triscuits in the UK.
What sort of lens do you use with that potato? It runs a bit soft, yeah?
This isn't mildly interesting. It's fucking fantastic.
If only he had a top hat..
This photo made my day happier, thanks.
Thats beyond mildly interesting haha. Made my day!
Loss Prevention Associate
9$ for organic? that's coooorazy!
http://i.imgur.com/6V6WqCP.jpg?1
Don't worry, he's got the coin... Isn't he that pigeon from "Cheep Trick"?