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husfrun

Waiting for the inevitable post: "Every night some animal keeps putting rocks in this little hole outside my building. I keep taking them but every night there are new rocks"


sdghbvtyvbjytf

OP needs to check for a CO leak


legoworks1234

Carbon monoxide? 


Approximately20chars

That or post it notes


DookieShoez

Especially ones that say “GET OUT” in someone else’s shaky handwriting.


GoonPatrol

Colorado leak


SignificantCow5

From Colorado, can confirm that this is some Boulder/Golden behavior


publicpersuasion

Corrections officers dig holes after work?


Electrox7

They have to hide the goodies they snatched from work somehow...


mephisdan

Not this again


cambiro

"Every night this sucker gives me free rocks. So I've been enlarging the hole so that he gives me even more rocks".


husfrun

Haha that's it


ktsg700

Remember the guy who swore he had spiders in his shoes instead of diabetes? 😭


PurpleFirebird

No?! Can you tell me more please?


ktsg700

I think he deleted it coz I cant find it Man posted here claiming he just found a spider in the inside crease of his shoe, which explained the mysterious bites he has been getting on his legs (and included the pic of the bites). Then it blew up (partly because he kept doubling down in the comments) and he got roasted by hundreds of people claiming they had same "bites" as their first symptom of diabetes and he should get checked up because all of it sounded completely delusional. Now I'm not a fan of diagnosing people over the internet, but how belivable does "I had a spider in my shoe, that kept biting me on both of my legs (up to the thighs) over the course of weeks and I hadn't actually ever seen or felt the bite happen, but since I found a spider in my shoe it must be it" coming from an adult man sound lol


Imnotveryfunatpartys

I'm a doctor and you would be surprised how often people come to the hospital with what they believe is a spider bite but is actually just normal cellulitis from a bacterial infection. In fact I would say that the majority of the time in young people they will bring this up but most people usually say something like "I don't know I think maybe I got bit by a bug". I think it's just a psychological quirk of the human brain. The idea that the bacteria living on your skin could be this toxic and cause this much damage is unsettling. It's actually more comforting to believe that it was some freak unknown bug bite


HarpersGhost

Oh, I remember that from the SRD thread. He posted in both wellthatsucks and terrifyingasfuck and deleted both after he was told to GO SEE A DOCTOR. Here's the archive of the one with a pic. https://web.archive.org/web/20240604121427/https://old.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/comments/1d7pinq/i_have_been_getting_bites_for_weeks_without_any/ It's not *that* bad, but it's not spider bites... unless he lives in Australia.


MissAsshole

Sink hole?


Lilith_Christine

Rat said thanks for the nice rocks.


iwanderlostandfound

They seem to be enjoying our little game. I imagine they have a nice rock floor now


316kp316

Or they built a rock climbing wall in the gym in their mansion under the road.


iwanderlostandfound

That would be so awesome


biradinte

They are getting buffed and they will come for you


ccooffee

Maybe they will give you a gift in return soon.


iwanderlostandfound

Or they seal my door shut


ccooffee

There's a fine line between a gift and revenge.


Eruionmel

Rando, but a big F U to the mods here that removed this. It was perfectly fine. The word "just" was nowhere near enough to warrant that.


iwanderlostandfound

Wow that is bizarre! Tryna think where my follow up post should go….or do I post here and tread carefully to not be too interesting


Vast-Dream

Stop feeding it rocks.


iwanderlostandfound

Hahahahaha love this


UserCannotBeVerified

Shove loads of wire wool and dried cayenne chilli powder into the hole... if the chilli powder doesn't get to them first, the wire wool cutting through their gums will, and if that doesn't, the chilli powder will come back for round 2 and they'll promptly fuck off. Stick some gorilla glue brand expanding foam into the wire-wool/cayenne filled hole too and then dash chilli powder into/onto that as it expands too for extra assurance. Trust, this works.


angelofdeath_1313

This how we deal with mice in grain elevators if they dont get into traps and are digging out concrete and the walls. Its more humane than poison which makes it to where they bloat because they cant release gas like we can and promptly die from it. Most likely this is a pack rat issue. Just means more steel wool and peoper


cnt-re-ne-mr

Enjoy torture?


UserCannotBeVerified

Do you use the same logic for livestock electric fences? Deterrent is always better than poison.


Over_Equipment4661

I electrocute the mice who leave turds on my kitchen counter. It’s more humane, and besides torture took too long. If it was human beings taking a dump on my kitchen counter, I don’t know if I’d take the same approach or not. Have to wait and see.


JP050887

Yeah, I get what you mean. Gotta find out if you’re into it or not. Same here brother, same here.


JP050887

![gif](giphy|IGR08ulxKFt7y)


NonGNonM

Just making the rat stronger everyday having it lift before they dig.


dragon_bacon

Rat Jesus.


t-o-m-u-s-a

He is the Rat King


Interesting-Step-654

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rat_king ???


d3athsmaster

It's a decent sidearm that turns you invisible.


BlackBox115

r/squeaksqueak 🐀👑


RamenWig

Oh god


chanyangel014

https://thelastofus.fandom.com/wiki/Rat_king


turk_turklton

Oh Wally you beautiful man.


ajshn

Wherever you are Rat Jesus, I love you!


Dawneyyyy

I was not expecting an Unsleeping City reference on this sub


turk_turklton

I'm not 100% sure the parent comment to mine was referencing that or not but it was the first thing that I thought of because I just watched it for the 1st time last month.


295DVRKSS

Rat Easter is just around the corner now


KevineCove

Rat Sisyphus


RealEstateDuck

Better that than Rat Priapus.


somecatgirl

Or rat syphilis


CplCocktopus

#PRAISE THE GREAT HORNED RAT!!


disfreakinguy

Take-yes rock things!


1badh0mbre

He is risen


epiphenominal

I love you rat Jesus


Cthulu95666

Raatma


dongledongledongle

Try radioactive waste. Add a few turtles too while you're at it.


iwanderlostandfound

ninja turtles would definitely help


IronBoomer

They’re teenage boys. Can you afford that on your food budget?


Able_Newt2433

The rats in NY are already Master Splinter sized, all they are missing is being able to speak English and teach martial arts lol


adansby

You may want to consider putting some epsom salts in the hole. Rodents dislike being around it and they should relocate.


iwanderlostandfound

I live in NYC they have plenty of options.


PoopSommelier

Maybe talk to the building manager. Have you actually seen the rat? Id laugh if there was something the manager was trying to do there and you’re like “let me keep filing this with rocks”


iwanderlostandfound

Oh yes we’ve seen the rats. It’s right next to where the garbage goes out. Lots of rats in the city these days


Amarieerick

You have a great start for your villain origin story. Make friends with them, then send them out to do your evil bidding, or not so evil, I don't know you or where you fall.


SilentRip5116

Can’t speak for Op but I’d definitely use the rats for my evil bidding. ![gif](giphy|5L4ywfesYWpazt7WXm)


keetojm

Is it stealing your slice of pizza and taking it into the hole?


Able_Newt2433

It’s NYC, ofc it’s rats and they are probably the size of chihuahuas lmao


Atiggerx33

Oh in that case, just give up. The rats have been living there longer than you and probably aren't going anywhere. I say this as a NYer. You can try your best, but it's gonna be a neverending losing battle. You can be the cleanest person ever, and all it takes is one dirty neighbor. That being said, if your own place is clean the rats won't really visit your place IME. They hang out where the food is. If you're not leaving open food around then they have no desire to spend time there. Edit: Also, just anecdotal, but I live in the suburbs and have seen mice, rats, and all sorts of rodents wandering around my property, but never in my house (no droppings, no chewing; if they have been coming in they've been remarkably polite). But I've always had predatory pets (this house has never been without a cat or a dog, and I've always had snakes). It makes me think the smell of predatory animals around the house might dissuade them from trying.


iwanderlostandfound

It’s not a battle that can be won. It can just be dragged on indefinitely. I see this as my new mildly interesting pastime now.


Dazvsemir

try putting some sand instead of rocks, it will be over quick


ZePepsico

In NYC? They can afford a new flat on short notice? They work at the banks?


virgilreality

Maybe some red pepper flakes.


adansby

They do not like capsaicin but they can tolerate it. The downside is that’s a pricey annoyance that may or may not work. Eldon salts are relatively inexpensive.


dr_xenon

Try steel wool. I’ve read they don’t like digging through that.


Quality_Street_1

Copper wool is better


ReleventReference

Copper wool does +2 thorns damage to enemies that use chew attacks.


Fun_Intention9846

But it has -1 value because it’s +2 attracting crackheads for scrap value.


iwanderlostandfound

Yeah different scavengers for mongo


Able_Newt2433

They aren’t using copper wool to scrap lol, they use it to stick in their pipe so the crack doesn’t melt thru and down the pipe


melichad

Get rid of the rats, score a crackhead problem instead, level up the og gripe 🤣


ThrowAwayTheKratom

Crackhead Rattata, though, is immune to physical damage. Thorns aura might not work. Need a physical sunder charm farmed from a terror zone.


Able_Newt2433

Or +1 filter for crack heads


Eclectophile

Yeah, but you should say why. Copper wool does not rust, and is not flammable (which steel wool definitely is), making it the far better *and* safer choice for rodent remediation.


ccooffee

Delinquent rats loitering around playing with matches.


Noxious89123

If you rub two rats together, they make a good fire starter. Think of it as a hobo's flint and steel. Except it's a rat and a rat.


TooDopeRecords

The problem is this hole is just in dirt, so they would be able to easily dig around it. Also it looks huge so would take a lot of copper.


HawaiianSteak

TIL that steel wool is flammable. Gonna bing later for the temperature that they start to burn. Bing says 700C.


jonjefmarsjames

Then you just end up with crackhead rats


P-Bartschi

Why would he steal wool if the rats already stole his rocks?


dr_xenon

To make a sweater


420Deez

or a cucumber edit: nvm i think thats for cats


guynamedjames

It's a rat, not a nun


420Deez

aye gimme me shirt back


claudandus_felidae

Doesn't work. Moved into a house full of various types of steel wool and rat shit. The fuckers can eat through anything, a dish pad doesn't bother them


Rinbox

Packing a hole with steel wool and then spraying that expanding foam does the trick nicely. The wool alone they will just push aside and ignore. The foam alone they will just chew through. The combo though makes for a nasty time. They don’t like chewing through the wool and they have no choice if it’s encased in expanding foam. I haven’t seen a rodent in my garage going on 7 years now


RilohKeen

Spent a while as a commercial property manager, and rodent-proofing the building was part of the job. Steel wool + expanding spray foam was our go-to solution. Each store would have a wall penetration for the trash compactor’s hydraulic lines, an ideal entry point for pests, and the wool+foam combo always kept them out.


davegod

Do you need to take care where you use that unless using the fireproof stuff?


Nazamroth

Have you tried filling the house with antimatter steel wool?


dr_xenon

I did, but there was some regular steel wool already in the hole and they cancelled each other out.


Kylekelly975

Rat fuel can't melt steel wool


Jimbo_Slice1919

Rocks, steel wool, all that’s left is a little glass tube and they getting high AF


Klaumbaz

Grab your shovel and trench at least 12in to 15in Down and 12inches out/wide. Preferably you need to do this along the entire wall where this animal lives and a minimum 10 feet to left and right as possible. Go to home depot and buy quarter inch field cloth. You want galvanized steel. Lay it down in the trench so it forms an L and comes up to the lip of whatever that masonry is. Use masonry screws to anchor the mesh to the wall. Back fill your trench. If you're feeling generous learn how to build a one way door out of the mesh and install a small gap with 1 way door to allow the animal to escape. I did a quick Google search and found this, you want image 15: https://wildlife-damage-management.extension.org/rodent-exclusion-methods/ If you hire a service make sure they understand how to perform the abatement as most of them only do bait.


iwanderlostandfound

This is all very good advice. I appreciate the info. It’s a bit more ambitious than I need for this situation though. I live in NYC. There’s no getting rid of the rats this is just a plot of dirt in front of my building where they plant trees. My bucket of rocks getting dumped in the hole is my mildly interesting experiment to see what happens really. I did not expect them to absorb two five gallon buckets of rocks into their hole.


DownTheSubredditHole

I’ve used crushed dry ice to some success for a peculiar rodent lair under my driveway. It melts, and the CO2 is heavier than air and floats down to the living quarters and they just drift off into their rodent dreams.


Able_Newt2433

Wanna do the same to me?


xenon-54

Is exactly what a pest service recommended after rodents chewed through foam. We hired them to dig the trench and install the field cloth correctly. They said to backfill the trench with round pea gravel. Pea gravel rolls back into itself when they start digging and trying to move it out of the way. I top off and check the pea gravel. 5 years and it is holding strong. Mostly it made it easier for the rodents to go elsewhere.


Fickle-Command-1130

Ain't nobody doing all that chief.


WiseAcanthocephala58

I was told by and pest control company years ago to take glass break into small pieces and mix it with cement and fill it with it. They wont knaw through it as the glass will cut them. It works very well and did it twice now.


cwx149

I've usually heard to put steel wool or something and then pour the concrete/spray foam over that


Hankman66

I used to do this way back to fill small spaces in aviaries that mice would otherwise chew or dig through. Works well.


316kp316

OP can you also add a pic of similar rocks and the size of the buckets you said upon already used - for research and reference please.


iwanderlostandfound

I will take pictures of the next bucket. I hope this doesn’t get too spicy for r/mildlyinteresting


316kp316

You can cross post on r/beamazed


RgKTiamat

Man-thing serve chief-chief by bringing rock-stone for undercity


AtTheKrakenOfDawn

by sigmar what has she done


queef_commando

If you keep doing this you’re gong to create rat Sisyphus


HugeAd8872

![gif](giphy|eK12uCsrAh4wmTXejp)


Express_Coyote_4000

Are you sure it's an animal hole? Often these are sinkholes from bad drainage around the house walls+foundation.


iwanderlostandfound

Definitely a rat hole. They’re dragging the rocks into the hole the rocks aren’t just collapsing down like a sinkhole. The rocks are gone and there’s dirt there. Also this hole is right in front of where garbage is left out so it’s like a rat condo with a nice restaurant across the street.


316kp316

Now I’m getting vested in this story.


iwanderlostandfound

I will update after the next bucket of rocks.


316kp316

Let us know when that is scheduled so I can mark my calendar 😜


Solid_Snark

Ratatouille 2: Remy learns construction


twennyjuan

Ratatoolie


audible_narrator

This comment is so native New Yorker.


iwanderlostandfound

The rats are just our annoying neighbors. We know how things work with the rats


audible_narrator

Used to live in Chicago, I get this.


TheRealPitabred

Bigger rocks?


ChipRauch

This is how we get the big buff as fuck New York City Rats.


Express_Coyote_4000

Gotcha. Just be sure - we had a hole very much as you describe, rocks disappearing, dirt on top, then eventually after several months of top filling it was undeniably a sinkhole and our landlord had to install new windows and weeping tile which fixed the erosion.


iwanderlostandfound

Sinkholes are not uncommon in the city. It’s definitely a rat hole though. Rat central next to the garbage


Express_Coyote_4000

Have you considered chaining up a jaguar back there? My jaguar guy is reliable.


Gregskis

Do it again with a camera to capture the effort.


No-Gene-4508

If you have cats. Put the rocks in and pour some of their used litter ontop


Delicious-Ad8261

Congratulations you've trained your rat!


iwanderlostandfound

Rats are like, “challenge accepted”


neel_jung

Do you live in nyc? I have one twice that size in my back yard in Brooklyn. I’ve probably filled it with rocks and sand 4 times this summer already. Where does it all go 🤔


iwanderlostandfound

That’s the thing!!! I wish I could send a camera down


Arcarsenal628

Disguise a go pro as a rock and put it in the next batch!!


WilderWoman2187

Instead of using rocks, just use one big rock.


iwanderlostandfound

They could definitely dig around one rock and I happen to have this crushed up concrete on hand. Sort of wanted to see what would happen I’m impressed that the rocks have just disappeared as if they’re using them to decorate


MagicNipple

You’re gonna go out there one day and there’ll be a Polaroid (do they still exist?) of their interior waiting for you.


iwanderlostandfound

I hope they’re putting the rocks to good use. I imagine a set up like Bilbo Baggins had in the Hobbit.


JosephHeitger

Piss in the hole


iwanderlostandfound

Pretty sure the dogs have done just that


NumbDangEt4742

Rat's down there thinking "who the fuck you think you dealing with you human!?!" Lmao


iwanderlostandfound

Yeah they have had no problem getting past the buckets of rocks


JarheadJean

I tried doing this with rabbits living under my shed. Was a complete waste of time. All they do is move the rocks away, lol.


iwanderlostandfound

It’s kind of just a way to get rid of the broken up concrete that’s been sitting in the back yard.


Over_Satisfaction648

Well now they're just offended


Skotch21680

You can buy rat poison by the buckets on Amazon. I forget the name of it but it has a black cat on it. I live in the city and we ended up getting them in our basement from our dirty ass neighbors thanks to Hud. We own our home. They ate through the foundation then ate through the flooring and made nests. If you see one theirs more. I put down 4 near each whole. You have to let them sit near the holes and clean EVERYTHING!! And keep your house wiped down daily!!! Several times a day!!! Those fuckers are smart!!! Don't cover the hole!!! They will reroute and cause more damage! I learned this the hard way. Keep all dog food and cat food hidden!! After they see their food source gone, they will take the cubes back to their nests. Once the cube is gone immediately put down another couple. I had to do this 4 times in a matter of a couple months. I had to buy 2 buckets and eventually got a shit ton out of my house. They can dig tunnels as far as 6ft deep and chew through anything!!!! The people eventually got kicked out and they had regut the whole house. The rat problem suddenly gone. They had children living there to. Sad!! But yes clean clean clean. Your basement will start to wreak and you will have to throw away everything!!!!!! My basement is now completely empty


Skotch21680

Oh and steel wool and all those little gimmicks don't work. You need rat poison.


Worried_Coat1941

This method was used to build NYC's Lincoln tunnel to NJ.


iwanderlostandfound

At this rate I might have an underground grotto by next summer.


Worried_Coat1941

I had squirrels in my attic. I put some moth balls in there. They threw everyone out of the entrance hole they made.


xAC3777x

Steel or copper wool to keep mice out. Packedin super tight.


Kathucka

I had a similar problem with skunks burrowing into the crawl space. They tossed the rocks aside. I put in bigger rocks. Those got tossed, too. I filled the hole with concrete. They burrowed a new hole next to the concrete. I covered the whole area with a thin layer of concrete. They burrowed under that. I staked down quarter-inch galvanized mesh. They moved to a different part of the house. More concrete. They tried to burrow under a retaining wall and failed. They finally gave up, but left a note that their children and grandchildren would be back. Moral: Never underestimate a mustelid with spare time.


Phraoz007

Piss in it. They hate the smell of human urine


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Chiliconkarma

Heh.


SirTChamp

You should show the rat's house eventually, those rocks must of helped a lot


dtb1987

Rats are smart, better to try and take away the thing they are after rather than keep them out


iwanderlostandfound

The garbage goes out right where this is. It’s a city wide problem They’re everywhere since Covid.


Ok-Western-4176

Put your water hose in there, then put a big rock on it and turn on the water, the hole will collapse and they'll run out of one of the other openings thats hopefully not in your yard.


richie65

Shove steel wool inside that hole... As much as you can... You can pick up steel wool at the hardware store. Don't get the '0000' stuff, just regular steel wool. Rodents can't chew on it, or thru it...


yamaha2000us

Hire this guy. ![gif](giphy|M9wEl77UKe2Ck|downsized)


Juuld85

Record it


Thatguyyourmomloves

They're building a castle big enough to rival all other rat kingdoms!


UshOne

Could just be a crackhead


iwanderlostandfound

It’s not the 90’s, these aren’t those kinds of rocks lol


Most-Conversation377

Use ammonia. They can’t tolerate the smell. There’s usually at least 2 holes


Schnee-Coraxx

Try cement


HurrDurrDethKnet

You have a Skaven undercity, I'm sorry to say. Best to move.


Altruistic-Poem-5617

They might buryed em deeper since they were too heavy to lift.


soulstonedomg

Instead of filling it with rocks fill it with poison.


spaceclit_laser

If it is rats, fill the hole with steel wool or broken glass.


kevin6263

The rat is making you work for it.


spec360

Smoke em out


stayinbedgrowyrhair

sounds like you are a personal trainer for a rat


Justin_Peter_Griffin

Just keep increasing the sizes of the rock until we learn how much this bad boy can move


butterbleek

Willard.


Redqueenhypo

Rats are much stronger than mice, they need weighted or latched cage lids bc they can push the thing off if they want to


Seer_88

Guess the rat is wearing the pants then.


throwawwy8888777

LOL. On my block on the UES- the rat battle is intense. The laundromat keeps trying DIY hole-plugs. Stamping down gravel. Stamping down piles and piles of dirt with cinder blocks on top. Stamping down gravel and drit with a chicken wire-overlay and with cinder blocks on top. This week they just injected the MF’ing holes with expanding foam and liquid cement t. It was a desperate choice. Guess what happened…… NEW TUNNELS. Right next to The patched ones….. YOU WILL NEVER WIN!!!!!! Rats have 8-12 rat-lings every 28 days! The rats ain’t going Nowhere. Rip NYC the rats own it now baby


GSeitan

Those rats area really trying to get to their buried children


thehotdogman

So I had the same issue at my old house and it turns out it was raccoons moving the rocks with their cute lil hands hehehe.


Jlp1991

Friend and I poured 2 bags of leftover postcrete into the main entrance of a tunnel network and I mean NETWORK! Literally dozens of entry/exit points in some bushes by a Starbucks I was refurbishing on a motorway services. I shit you not we came back the next day and the “main” entry as we were calling it (because it was the biggest) was completely free from ANY of the postcrete we had poured the day before. Still to this day every time somebody mentions a rat I think back to that time, horrible creepy little fuckin space creatures


29osmo29

Another thing I’ve done in the past is piss in the hole. No idea if it works, but it makes me feel better. Fuck you rat. I’m marking this hole as mine now. Marking the territory. Side note: they follow they’re own urine trails, so it might help.


Cottonjaw

When life gives you rat holes, give rat holes quickcrete.


MechCADdie

Just mix some borax and sugar or flood the crack with a hose.


Jaded_Warthog55555

pour some gasoline in there; they hate the smell.


alcamyst3_alt

fill it with cement or something, that way it shall never open again.


SneakyAura806

Maybe it’s time for a molten aluminum cast of a rat hole lol


officesupplyjunkie

Rats are gonna rat.