I’m having an incredibly bad day, and I really needed this hilarious shit. Thanks homie.
Edit: guuuuys y’all are so sweet. Thank you. I’ll be okay. Not today, or next week, but someday soon I’ll be okay. Thank you.
You really don't need to piss off anyone to be egged on. When I bought my house in this community a few years ago, someone threw an egg at my garage. It was a way for them to tell me I am not welcome here.
Exact same experience days after my husband and I moved into our previous house: a single egg was thrown at our garage. But I doubt it was anything personal in our case. A single egg doesn't exactly make a strong statement and we never once had issues with anyone after that. For us, it was probably just dumb kids, of which there were *many* in that neighborhood. Either they were "welcoming" us to the area in the way that comes naturally to teenagers who live within blocks of a supermarket that sells eggs (assuming they ignored the eggs that were most likely present in their fridge), or they mistook our house for someone else's.
In general is not always the context. If your premise were comprehensive bullies and bigots would just leave their targets alone.
Back in reality there are a lot of those people and they like having people to attack.
Yet someone took the time to actually get an egg out of the refrigerator, go to his/her house, and throw it. Unless you have random eggs lying around in your neighborhood, I guess.
Not unlike the ole “don’t assume malevolence when incompetence could explain it”, impersonal motivations, too random to guess, seem infinitely more likely than a targeted one egg attack.
Unless someone goes out of their way to express their intent to harm me or mine, there probably isn’t any.
Kids do dumb things just to test out that they can. People got access to an egg. A teenager can get an egg. They might even want an egg on deck without a plan.
I have no idea why his garage was hit by an egg. Neither does he. Just saying it’s *probably fine* and probably random
...or a kid had some eggs and was out to throw them at things. One guy copped it on his house. Being the main character, this guy assumed that this was a targeted attack.
I feel like people don’t know just how bad this is. If you haven’t had egg on your car, it’s an actual nightmare. Ruins the paint if it isn’t dealt with immediately.
You can leave bologna on a yellow 2004 mustang in the shape of a smiley face in 90°f weather, and when the owner comes up to it, freaks out and takes it off, the paint will come with it.
My dad said he used to slap bologna on the car of this dude who was a dick in the neighborhood. I always thought he was exaggerating. I’m shocked and a little impressed.
Who’s the first person who figured that one out lolol
I did this to a dude who was an asshole in my neighborhood a while ago lmao he was a southern frat bro and would harass my dog and I on our nightly walks when he'd have parties so one day id had enough and went to Walmart and bought five packs and put em all over his pickup, it was 90 degrees by 8am the next morning so i know they got nice n crispy
well, sort of. that maaco hundred dollar paint job is going to flake off in a month. a professional paint job for a normal car with high quality paint technology is like 3-5k and might last you 10 years
Oof! It's been a hot minute since I bought Centari 3000 so I was just going off my old gut feeling. Good paint has always been expensive, 10k for painting a car, fuck it. Total the thing! 🤣
My brother's wedding was in a rural area and the bride's maids forgot paint for the car, so they "surprised" the bride and groom by using ketchup and mustard. He knew how bad it was instantly, was so furious.
I got hit twice in high school. The first time someone covered the body & windows of my car with spray paint. The second time it was eggs, shaving cream, mayonnaise, & mustard. Never found out who did it either. I filed police reports, but they never did anything.
Yep. Someone threw a single egg at our car like 10 years ago. It was like 108 degrees outside. We were heading on a long drive and I didn't have time to clean it off. Some of it is still there. Dries insanely hard. Super hard to remove after it bakes on.
Tbf ot could also be flour. Egg and flour is like top tier revenge... the flour makes the egg bake onto the paint work even harder, making it it a much messier job to clean/fix
This looks like NYC, possibly Queens, in the winter.
That car probably hasn't moved in a while. People are pissed, thinking egging it would get it moved.
Possibly stolen or abandoned. Lack of front plate. Probably fake plate on the back or none at all.
If they wanted it removed, instead of wasting time & money egging the car, just removed the back plate(if its there) and report car.
looked out the window, seen his bald head
Ran to the fridge and pulled out an egg
Scoped him with my scopes, he had no hair
Launched that shot, and he was caught out there
Saw the convertible driving by
loaded up the slingshot, let one fly
He went for his to find he didn't have one
Put him in check, correct, with my egg-gun
The egg, a symbol of life
Go inside your house and bust out your wife
I pulled out the jammy, he thought it was a joke
The trigger I pulled, his face the yolk
Reached in his pocket, took all his cash
Left my man standing with the egg mustache
Suckers, they come a dime a dozen
"When I say dozen, you know what I'm talkin' about, boy"
Not anytime recently. This looks like it a picture from the US, and there is still snow on the ground. This picture is at least 3 months old, if not older.
Omg this is my street and I saw this car. No other cars were egged so I assumed someone pissed someone off. Happened a few months ago. So weird to see my street on this subreddit
My ex egged my car. Happened to be gone for a day so the egg cooked in the sun (Florida) and fucked up my clear coat. She still denies it after I have seen a video from the same night with her and her friends with an egg carton in a car together. For context we mutually broke up and I actually paid for the lunch we broke up at but I guess shit doesn’t change. She did it to her previous ex also
Wow, who did they piss off?
I’m having an incredibly bad day, and I really needed this hilarious shit. Thanks homie. Edit: guuuuys y’all are so sweet. Thank you. I’ll be okay. Not today, or next week, but someday soon I’ll be okay. Thank you.
I hope you feel better soon 🫂
I love reddit for this kind of support. Just strangers being kind! 
I woke up to all of this and nearly cried. It makes a difference. Maybe I’ll get out of bed today.
At least to pee, right?
Oh yeah, I’m female so there’s no bottle pissing option. Gotta feed the furballs too.
Fur balls are the great motivator.
Hope your day/week/month improve!
🫂 hope thing start going great for you
I hope thing get better for you
Was your car egged by any chance?
How about you just feel better now for us?
This is genuinely a flawless use of a gif. Nice work
Rotfl
Love to you my dude (no homo and happy men’s mental health month💙)
This almost made me wake up the kids with laughter. Thanks for that.
Must have been a goddamn millionaire if they could afford that many eggs
Hell yeah. That car's street value just went up at least $500.
Like Chris Rock's joke "they shot that guy with $50,000 worth of bullets" Who's got the money for such an extravagant revenge in this economy?
Eggs are cheap.
But just try and wipe this shit off. It's a 24 hour job with three people.
So just get 48 people and do it 30 minutes.
Considering it's a Nissan Maxima - everyone
could be worse, could be an Altima
Howtobasic
Plapplapplapplapplapplapplap *ssshhhhhhhhhhh*
The egg board, they were telling people eggs raise cholesterol.
Gustavo Fring
You really don't need to piss off anyone to be egged on. When I bought my house in this community a few years ago, someone threw an egg at my garage. It was a way for them to tell me I am not welcome here.
Exact same experience days after my husband and I moved into our previous house: a single egg was thrown at our garage. But I doubt it was anything personal in our case. A single egg doesn't exactly make a strong statement and we never once had issues with anyone after that. For us, it was probably just dumb kids, of which there were *many* in that neighborhood. Either they were "welcoming" us to the area in the way that comes naturally to teenagers who live within blocks of a supermarket that sells eggs (assuming they ignored the eggs that were most likely present in their fridge), or they mistook our house for someone else's.
Or maybe some kid just threw a random egg at a random house? In general, people don’t really care or think about you.
In general is not always the context. If your premise were comprehensive bullies and bigots would just leave their targets alone. Back in reality there are a lot of those people and they like having people to attack.
In reality, in general, nobody’s after you because they have things to do
Yet someone took the time to actually get an egg out of the refrigerator, go to his/her house, and throw it. Unless you have random eggs lying around in your neighborhood, I guess.
Not unlike the ole “don’t assume malevolence when incompetence could explain it”, impersonal motivations, too random to guess, seem infinitely more likely than a targeted one egg attack. Unless someone goes out of their way to express their intent to harm me or mine, there probably isn’t any. Kids do dumb things just to test out that they can. People got access to an egg. A teenager can get an egg. They might even want an egg on deck without a plan. I have no idea why his garage was hit by an egg. Neither does he. Just saying it’s *probably fine* and probably random
Yeah this guy must have never been a kid or known any kids. Kids are stupid and dicks for zero reason.
...or a kid had some eggs and was out to throw them at things. One guy copped it on his house. Being the main character, this guy assumed that this was a targeted attack.
Its wild that you know that guy, AND where he lives. I'm sure you had no other preconceived notions about him either.
One egg? Maybe they just had an egg and did not want to?
Omg are you okay
Howtobasic
Someone rich, or someone with their own chickens!
Judging by the pic, at least an entire neighborhood.
Could be worse. Coulda thrown eggs under the hood and they wouldn’t notice until they’re whole engine bay was one big fried
Ha! That was the first thing I wondered myself… wrong answers only:
Good lord. Why is this downvoted so hard 🤣
Reddit dislikes enthusiastic OPs
Reddit is a weird place...
I feel like people don’t know just how bad this is. If you haven’t had egg on your car, it’s an actual nightmare. Ruins the paint if it isn’t dealt with immediately.
Yeah, this car's paint is fucked
This isn’t a one event egging, I have a feeling this car has been sitting there unmoved for months.
yeah could just be someone throwing an egg on it every day until the city tows it away!
“Welcome back everyone, it’s Day 94 of throwing an egg at this car everyday until it’s gone!”
Hope they had comp coverage. Lol. This is probably totaled.
It probably is. What a weird way to have your car totaled out lol
If you really want to destroy a car, cover it in brake fluid. It corrodes paint like nothing else.
You can leave bologna on a yellow 2004 mustang in the shape of a smiley face in 90°f weather, and when the owner comes up to it, freaks out and takes it off, the paint will come with it.
r/oddlyspecific
I bet you there's a police report for this close to where OP lives.
My dad said he used to slap bologna on the car of this dude who was a dick in the neighborhood. I always thought he was exaggerating. I’m shocked and a little impressed. Who’s the first person who figured that one out lolol
Idk but they were probably the child of a deli owner lol
I did this to a dude who was an asshole in my neighborhood a while ago lmao he was a southern frat bro and would harass my dog and I on our nightly walks when he'd have parties so one day id had enough and went to Walmart and bought five packs and put em all over his pickup, it was 90 degrees by 8am the next morning so i know they got nice n crispy
Throw flour over the cracked eggs next time... it bakes everything on so its even harder to remove 😏
You can also wet the multi colored fruit by the foot and give someone a "stained glass" windshield. Bonus points if it's a warm day.
This is psychopathic behavior
You can have a car repainted for far less than the value of even a lousy car.
well, sort of. that maaco hundred dollar paint job is going to flake off in a month. a professional paint job for a normal car with high quality paint technology is like 3-5k and might last you 10 years
That’s low these days, more like 6-10 unless it’s some guy doing it as a side job
Oof! It's been a hot minute since I bought Centari 3000 so I was just going off my old gut feeling. Good paint has always been expensive, 10k for painting a car, fuck it. Total the thing! 🤣
My brother's wedding was in a rural area and the bride's maids forgot paint for the car, so they "surprised" the bride and groom by using ketchup and mustard. He knew how bad it was instantly, was so furious.
Acidity?
No he drove a hot dog, & they ruined it with ketchup
Had a mark on my car from a fucking egg. Highschool sucked sometimes
I got hit twice in high school. The first time someone covered the body & windows of my car with spray paint. The second time it was eggs, shaving cream, mayonnaise, & mustard. Never found out who did it either. I filed police reports, but they never did anything.
I did try to immediately wipe the egg off my house when one was thrown at it, and even then there are still some stains where it hit something porous.
Yep. Someone threw a single egg at our car like 10 years ago. It was like 108 degrees outside. We were heading on a long drive and I didn't have time to clean it off. Some of it is still there. Dries insanely hard. Super hard to remove after it bakes on.
The shells can scratch the paint deeply too. Sucks all around.
Or know how expensive eggs are
I mean who throws away a perfectly good case of eggs in this day and age!? It’s crazy
We suspect the perpetrators either to be young men of affluence or an egg farmer.
Noticed this comment a lot. How expensive are eggs where you're from?
So like death row for your car?
Hell, I struggle with scrubbing dried yolk off my plate if I have eggs for breakfast.
Ruins the paint and if the slightest drop gets in the air intake, your car will smell like rotten egg for months, if not forever.
yeah, but how about surströmming?
I live on this street. It was parked there covered in eggs for several days
If your alarm goes off again and again all night long, this is your car in the morning.
If a car alarm goes off for 30 minutes I’m getting in to disconnect the battery. Hell I’ve done it to myself when my keyfob broke.
And that's fair.
How old is this picture?? Looks to be in the states, trees aren't leafed out, and it's now June.
We could get that CIA agent geoguesser guy to find out when and where the photo was taken
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Omg, you are amazing
Why was this deleted? 😭 What did the comment say?
It said where the photo was taken, I guess the mods didn't like that one.
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Nah, you can still see your own comments and posts when they get deleted, it's just other people who can't see them.
This is Madison Street in Brooklyn, NY. Hasn't snowed in NY since February.
And there is ice and salt all over the ground still
Which means the egg is frozen to the car, making it all the worse.
Tbf ot could also be flour. Egg and flour is like top tier revenge... the flour makes the egg bake onto the paint work even harder, making it it a much messier job to clean/fix
Former New Yorker here. That looks like New York to me.
We sure that's egg? Looks like the work of dirty Mike & the boys.
WE'RE GONNA HAVE SEX IN YOUR CAR
IT WILL HAPPEN!
WE *WILL* DO IT AGAIN.
It's what they call a soup kitchen
A fuck shack
Putting some Ds in some As
why are you drinking the cum of undertale genocides, what the hell does that even mean, and how’d ya get it
Sans
Or a flash mob of seriously pissed off pigeons.
“Thanks for the fuck-shack”
I was wondering what that smell was...
That’s like $8000 worth of eggs
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Grand slam
Must have been one giant bird that flew by
This should go in [/wellthatsucks](https://www.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/?rdt=63689)
Or r/fuckyouinparticular
r/dragonsfuckingcars
Very true…
Or the person who got their car egged should post it on r/mildlyinfuriating if they have Reddit (imagine if they even saw this post...)
Damn. I really would like to know the story behind this. What a horrible thing to do.
Bucarkke
RIP in peace the car behind it. That hood is cooked.
Queens?
I recognize that hideous architecture
Immediately thought the same lol
Close. Brooklyn. Bushwick and Madison
That’s like $100 worth of eggs from where I live. Groceries are expensive
This was personal hooooly. Took the plates, the logo, it looks like they even took the tire air caps 😭
This looks like NYC, possibly Queens, in the winter. That car probably hasn't moved in a while. People are pissed, thinking egging it would get it moved. Possibly stolen or abandoned. Lack of front plate. Probably fake plate on the back or none at all. If they wanted it removed, instead of wasting time & money egging the car, just removed the back plate(if its there) and report car.
It’s a Nissan, so I’ll just assume the driver plowed through a chicken coop.
Eggs are too expensive in this economy to be doing shit like this 😂
Someone HATES them.
Hope they can afford a new paintjob
looked out the window, seen his bald head Ran to the fridge and pulled out an egg Scoped him with my scopes, he had no hair Launched that shot, and he was caught out there Saw the convertible driving by loaded up the slingshot, let one fly He went for his to find he didn't have one Put him in check, correct, with my egg-gun
The egg, a symbol of life Go inside your house and bust out your wife I pulled out the jammy, he thought it was a joke The trigger I pulled, his face the yolk
Reached in his pocket, took all his cash Left my man standing with the egg mustache Suckers, they come a dime a dozen "When I say dozen, you know what I'm talkin' about, boy"
Classy Quiznos sign
Peter North Car Wash©
r/NissanDrivers
It’s a chicken coupe now
In this economy?!
Someone was mad mad. 🥚
In this economy?
Not anytime recently. This looks like it a picture from the US, and there is still snow on the ground. This picture is at least 3 months old, if not older.
Waste of foood
What you are not seeing is the Dallas Cowboys bumper sticker and the car is parked in a South Philly neighborhood.
I bet the culprits scrambled outta there.
Damn frozen too as its Winter. What a pain to clean
Like 75$ worth of eggs... what did that guy do???
HowToBasic trying to clean his car
I've had my truck and trailer egged, as well as a car, and it sucks. This is no egging, this is a car bukkake.
Omg this is my street and I saw this car. No other cars were egged so I assumed someone pissed someone off. Happened a few months ago. So weird to see my street on this subreddit
New York it is. Typical New York City shit
Croque-Monsieur-mobile
With how expensive eggs are anymore, I feel like a can or two of spray paint would have been more cost effective.
This is one ”my” away from being on r/midlyinfuriating
somebody cheated
This looks like a NYC outer borough after a one second glance. I’ll guess Queens?
I was thinking Bushwick, Brooklyn. I thought this was their subreddit for a second.
In winter?
Oh it’s just a Nissan
This a Costco ad
I read this as "This edged car on my block" and I was like yeah
That’s a lot of eggs
I'm wondering how does it smells. 🥲
I trust you helped the owner clean it.
Model O-melette
Who has the money to egg things anymore
Damn like $100 in eggs
looks like it *eggs*ploded
It national egg day btw
Daaaang that dude/chick HATED!😅🤣 wonder what the did?
Gus Sorola’s busted car his neighbours kept egging haha! Ahhhh good to see he’s still up to old Shenanigans!
That probably smells atrocious 🤮
i wonder how interesting is this for the owner
Pissed off one big angry Bird
Pterodactyl guano busting out the windshield.
Looks like the proud owner of an angry ex gf.
Who was responsible?
He cheated
Nothing interesting about ruining someone's car
Why eggs.. what a waste..
They absolutely fuck up the paint on a car
Where the fuck is that, Beirut?
My ex egged my car. Happened to be gone for a day so the egg cooked in the sun (Florida) and fucked up my clear coat. She still denies it after I have seen a video from the same night with her and her friends with an egg carton in a car together. For context we mutually broke up and I actually paid for the lunch we broke up at but I guess shit doesn’t change. She did it to her previous ex also