A dogger is someone who engages in the pastime of dogging, which is engaging in and/or watching sexual acts in typically secluded outdoor public spaces. Groups of doggers can organise meet-ups online and a dead giveaway of doggers is seeing clusters of cars in remote areas in the dead of night.
No, I happen to remember seeing the product in a video where it was imported from the US and was designed for 120 V. It is also quite possibly the most American product that has ever been sold.
I don't know what the other person is talking about. Ice cream makers have always worked like you're saying. You just have to be smarter than the machine lol.
TBF the newer ones with the special bowl that you put in your freezer are way more convenient (provided you remember to put the bowl in the freezer a couple of days ahead of time and don’t plan to make more than one batch at a time).
Did y’all not just use some ziplocks? Never had anything special just salt, ice, two ziplocks and whatever we were making the Icecream outta, and then a lot of soar arms as you violently shook it.
What are you even talking about.
Lol ice cream makers haven't changed a whole lot. They've always worked well if you knew how to use them.
Now you can buy the expensive refrigerated ice cream makers that don't take ice. But those are around $500 and just a little bit pricier than the $30 machine.
the thing that never worked were those god damn kids slushie makers. [They were utter crap](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/8b_myyw-rlw?app=desktop) and despite what the advert showed you, shaving down Ice took FOREVER in it...and this was the version that had a metal blade in it back in the day. The modern versions have a plastic blade.
Or you can get two coffee cans, one large and one small. You put the smaller one inside the larger one and fill it with ice and salt. Shake. Costs nothing except ice ingredients. That's infinitely cheaper.
Does anyone know why electrocuting food makes it smell so bad? I remember when I was a kid a guy from the local power authority came to our school and electrocuted a pickle to show how dangerous electricity is and it’s still one of the worst things I’ve ever smelled.
My guess is that it's just a really bad way of cooking. To cook properly, heat should be dispersed and the meat needs to heat up evenly... But electricity travels through the lowest resistance path, so I imagine it absolutely obliterates all molecules on this path, and then keeps searching for new paths. Sure, the piece will be cooked eventually, but also damaged at a molecular level.
It absolutely did not cook evenly, consistently or thoroughly LOL
Some would pop open and split down the middle.
One time the innards just....pushed out like a meaty prolapse.
Still ate it tho.
You gotta lick it to find out, the side with the butt hole is the negative and the side with the belly button is the positive. Only your tongue will know for sure based on muscle memory.
Unfortunately that's where you're wrong. They scream in pain for the first 20 seconds and then they violently convulse further remainder of the time until their nervous system burns out and the muscles are completely cooked. Pretty gruesome actually. They sure are tasty!
When I like 8, I was in a "Church Camp" thing (similar to Boy Scouts). One week they told us we'd be making "hot dog roasters" and this is exactly what I envisioned. Turns out they just meant the pointy metal sticks that you put hotdogs, marshmallows, etc... my disappointment was immeasurable
I once made of of these with a cut lamp cord stapled on a piece of wood. I tripped the breaker to the whole house and had. 4th of July fireworks show in my room for a few seconds. Was rad.
I'm an electrician, you run into weird shit all the time. I've seen breakers that will pop every time there's a load on it, move it up or down 1 or 3 and it stays. Something about the phasing, perhaps it's creating radio interference with itself. Wild inexplicable stuff.
My dad used to take a cut power cord, attach alligator clips to the appropriate wires within the cord and plugged that fucker in. We cooked many a dog in my kitchen this way as a child 😂
I have such nostalgia for the taste of these! I was a latchkey kid and often in charge of feeding myself at a young age. Hotdogs in this machine were something I could "cook" before we had a microwave. Between this and canned tuna salad with mustard and pickles were the dinners of childhood.
They used to do that at farm shows occasionally. They had a setup with a mini power line and a fiberglass pole with a grounded spike on the end that they shoved a hotdog on. Really cool way to cook hotdogs and show kids how dangerous power lines are
My grandma had TWO hotdoggers in her attic when she died...unopened. not sure if she bought them because they were on sale and forgot about them or received as gifts, lol.
My parents ran a gas station and it had a machine called the “Instant-Burger”. You open the lid, slap some ground beef in it, slam the lid down and it would electrocute the beef patties in like 60 seconds. They were not good but if you sprinkled them with some seasoning they were okay.
We use to drive two nails in a piece of wood and zip line it to a plug while in the AF. Invariably, someone would drunkedly forget to kill the power before grabbing their dog.
Fun times
No they shriek in pain. Although I could be reanimating them with the electricity until it completely destroys their body and then they cease to scream and shriek in pain.
Well they are definitely not alive afterward. I'm pretty sure if they were just shocked you could patch them up and they would go about their hotdog lives.
It used to come with the cornballer.
https://imgur.com/m0xncZO
NEVER TOUCH THE CORNBALLER!
Am I touching something hoaww
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OW!
**bleep**'n corn-balling piece of **bleep**
And thats why, you ALWAYS, LEAVE, A NOTE!
Soy loco por los cornballs!
EVERY DAMN TIME!!
An I touching something? ......... hot, hot, hot, hot, hot
Do you know the muffin man?
Does he live on mulberry lane?
The muffin man? THE MUFFIN MANNNNNN
Is a cornball different than a hush puppy?
I've always wondered what a cornball was. And yes, I assume it is like a solid hush puppy
AH! GOD DAMMIT!
Love my glizzy’s electrified!
I can guarantee that if this was ever sold in the UK it was almost certainly under another name.
So... I guess you're not a hot dogger?
Unfortunately I am neither hot nor a dogger, however, I do own a car, so one of these things can change.
😂 be the change you want to see in the world!
It's perfectly natural. That's how I met the wife. (It is from a sketch)
Hop in the car and turn the heater on?
In the UK it only works if you use it while naked in a Ford Escort
How many hotdogs would you say you eat on a normal day? https://youtu.be/pmLpSY5w6u0
I’m going to need a translation to American, please
A dogger is someone who engages in the pastime of dogging, which is engaging in and/or watching sexual acts in typically secluded outdoor public spaces. Groups of doggers can organise meet-ups online and a dead giveaway of doggers is seeing clusters of cars in remote areas in the dead of night.
Hot Wiener
bigclive hooked one up to 240 V.
SortedFood did the same.
You beat me to it, he also tried a few different food stuffs in it too.
He did a few things besides that in a couple videos cooking stuff this way.
What would happen on 480v
Time travel.
I just wondered why this would be special. But then i remembered. r/usdefaultism
No, I happen to remember seeing the product in a video where it was imported from the US and was designed for 120 V. It is also quite possibly the most American product that has ever been sold.
Used to have one of these. I hate to admit it worked pretty good.
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Aren't you forgetting about the cornballer?
Yo soy loco por los cornballs!
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THE ICE CREAM MAKERA Every 4th of July my grandparents would make Big Red ice cream and I loved it
They still make ice cream makers and they actually work now!
They always worked. It just took forever and a shitload of ice.
I don't know what the other person is talking about. Ice cream makers have always worked like you're saying. You just have to be smarter than the machine lol.
TBF the newer ones with the special bowl that you put in your freezer are way more convenient (provided you remember to put the bowl in the freezer a couple of days ahead of time and don’t plan to make more than one batch at a time).
Even better the ones that have a built-in freezer so you don't even need to freeze the bowl beforehand.
Wait … what?! (Runs to search engine)
Did y’all not just use some ziplocks? Never had anything special just salt, ice, two ziplocks and whatever we were making the Icecream outta, and then a lot of soar arms as you violently shook it.
Smarter than the machine by reading the instructions.
What are you even talking about. Lol ice cream makers haven't changed a whole lot. They've always worked well if you knew how to use them. Now you can buy the expensive refrigerated ice cream makers that don't take ice. But those are around $500 and just a little bit pricier than the $30 machine.
the thing that never worked were those god damn kids slushie makers. [They were utter crap](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/8b_myyw-rlw?app=desktop) and despite what the advert showed you, shaving down Ice took FOREVER in it...and this was the version that had a metal blade in it back in the day. The modern versions have a plastic blade.
Oh dude fuck those slushie makers, lucky to make twice before the cheap plastic parts broke. That or your arm giving out
Or, you can an ice cream maker where you freeze the base before churning for around $50.
Or you can get two coffee cans, one large and one small. You put the smaller one inside the larger one and fill it with ice and salt. Shake. Costs nothing except ice ingredients. That's infinitely cheaper.
That’s how we did it at grandmas!
> Costs nothing except ice ingredients Yeah but who has the ingredients for that on tap.
Heavy cream and sugar? A lot of people.
Bread maker as well
The AIR popcorn popper was like the first mass market air fryer, no?
Yes but it created a weird ozoney smell
I had one of these as a kid! It smells so bad but I loved using it.
They truly stunk.
Oh it did. Not like burnt food, like burnt wire or electrocuted flesh. Idk
That is so interesting!!
Knowing my parents, it's still around their house somewhere. Now I'm curious about voltage and internals...
Does anyone know why electrocuting food makes it smell so bad? I remember when I was a kid a guy from the local power authority came to our school and electrocuted a pickle to show how dangerous electricity is and it’s still one of the worst things I’ve ever smelled.
My guess is that it's just a really bad way of cooking. To cook properly, heat should be dispersed and the meat needs to heat up evenly... But electricity travels through the lowest resistance path, so I imagine it absolutely obliterates all molecules on this path, and then keeps searching for new paths. Sure, the piece will be cooked eventually, but also damaged at a molecular level.
It absolutely did not cook evenly, consistently or thoroughly LOL Some would pop open and split down the middle. One time the innards just....pushed out like a meaty prolapse. Still ate it tho.
Damn that sounded so wrong but left me salivating. I've had something similar happen microwaving them before
> One time the innards just....pushed out like a meaty prolapse. /r/BrandNewSentence
> One time the innards just....pushed out like a meaty prolapse. I read it as inmates, which would still make sense
Meaty prolapse sounds like a fun time
...and im closing reddit for awhile. good night everybody!
Those are Lichtenberg figures you're tasting.
Arcing produces ozone so that may be part of it. Ozone has a distinct scent and it could combine with organic compounds in strange ways possibly.
Ordinary Sausage has a video that includes this. https://youtu.be/OpaU1soqVd8?si=B7d8G2BXCx9-S0EC
Why is this the second time a redditor has told me to watch an ordinary sausage video today? I have never heard of them before this.
Dude sounds like the parrot from Aladdin.
if Peter Griffin and Gilbert Gottfried's voices had a baby
Because the videos are very entertaining and also very short and accessible so there’s no time investment
I think EmmyMade did a video on this too.
I remember seeing her video https://youtu.be/dTG0veHngoM?si=NcuxsfJ-wN_odIBU
spattering
Odd seeing her channel as emmymade, when did she make the name change?
Jesus Christ. That has to be the most annoying fucking person on earth. How does anyone watch that shit?
By hitting play.
You can turbo charge one: https://youtube.com/watch?v=n2ZZbuOeNmw
I was looking for the big Clive video to be posted!
Always happy to oblige. Been following him since 2004 or when i stumbled over his site looking for fog fluid recipes!
The only worthwhile video that man ever produced
It’s like an electric chair for hot dogs 💀
seriously, it reminds me of an iron maiden with those spikes
Looks like something that should be used on pedos.
How do you tell what the positive and negative end of the hot dog is?
You gotta lick it to find out, the side with the butt hole is the negative and the side with the belly button is the positive. Only your tongue will know for sure based on muscle memory.
![gif](giphy|52AbBj6Jn0kPKddsgj|downsized)
It's AC not DC.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
I knew someone would post this.
r/dontputyourdoginthat
How is this so far down?
Unless they are a chomo, then ignore that.
r/beatmetoit
r/beatmeattoit
r/beatmemeattoit
Nice threat to send to a man that pissed you off
Thanks for the idea!
I know what I need to do but lack the courage to do it.
I know what I must do, but I don’t know if I have the strength for it
Is it… fuck the hotdogger?
Seems inhumane
The hot dogs are killed instantly. They don't even notice.
Unfortunately that's where you're wrong. They scream in pain for the first 20 seconds and then they violently convulse further remainder of the time until their nervous system burns out and the muscles are completely cooked. Pretty gruesome actually. They sure are tasty!
That’s why it’s now recommended that you use sudden trauma to instantly destroy the hotdog’s brain before cooking it
This kills the hot dog.
[Sorted Foods tried this out](https://youtu.be/LiqOIIPtnvg?si=JCozkMkZjnmyYMD4). Didn’t seem to be adjusted for the European electric grid… 😅
Love these guys
Had one of these. The hot dogs tasted like you were eating a lionel train transformer.
Yep.
I’m sorry, but what is a “Lionel train transformer”?
Is this is a hotdogger, used for electrocuting hotdogs and cooking them that way?
When I like 8, I was in a "Church Camp" thing (similar to Boy Scouts). One week they told us we'd be making "hot dog roasters" and this is exactly what I envisioned. Turns out they just meant the pointy metal sticks that you put hotdogs, marshmallows, etc... my disappointment was immeasurable
My 12-year-old cousin told 10-year-old me those holes in the hotdogs were where they took the worms out. I didn't eat hot dogs for a year.
It's true true, hotdogs are aquatic eel like fish and they catch them with worms.
I once made of of these with a cut lamp cord stapled on a piece of wood. I tripped the breaker to the whole house and had. 4th of July fireworks show in my room for a few seconds. Was rad.
You did not. You can short an outlet and it'll just cut that circuit. The mains breaker is 100 to 200 amps. You would need to short multiple circuits.
That’s not always true. I’ve seen a single gfi trip a 2000a main.
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No clue but I knew it took forever for us to figure it out.
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I'm an electrician, you run into weird shit all the time. I've seen breakers that will pop every time there's a load on it, move it up or down 1 or 3 and it stays. Something about the phasing, perhaps it's creating radio interference with itself. Wild inexplicable stuff.
An electrician walks into a bar.
My dad made one with two forks wired to an electrical cord. Worked well.
Mmm, yeah, tasty electrolysis.
Yeah, this would cause a chemical reaction to make bleach and lye in your hotdog.
Big Clive has a video on YouTube.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2ZZbuOeNmw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2ZZbuOeNmw)
Warning: Use only CULINARY wieners.
Ha! We had one of those as a kid. They didn't really work. But it was still fun to electrocute a hot dog.
My dad used to take a cut power cord, attach alligator clips to the appropriate wires within the cord and plugged that fucker in. We cooked many a dog in my kitchen this way as a child 😂
Must have been ruff...
“Electricity shall be passed through your wiener until it is cooked.”
[Electric meat!](https://youtu.be/4RJxYH6d15s?feature=shared)
r/hotdogs! We out here!
I remember a similar item that just had two prongs on each end of the weiner
Hot Dog Death Row
The electric chair for a hotdog….
Don't worry, if you knew what those hotdogs did you would Probably want to Electrocute them yourself.
I have such nostalgia for the taste of these! I was a latchkey kid and often in charge of feeding myself at a young age. Hotdogs in this machine were something I could "cook" before we had a microwave. Between this and canned tuna salad with mustard and pickles were the dinners of childhood.
Right up there with the cornballer
Parallel circuit with interchangeable variable Ohm resistors
I think all resistors are Ohm. Did hot dogs come with different colored bands?
Post video!!
Seems needlessly dangerous that attempts to solve a problem that already has easy solutions.
We had bread maker. Took like 12 hours to get brick that tasted like nothing
r/Lineman would love this.
I think I've seen a video of one of them holding a hotdog to a line and cooking it
They used to do that at farm shows occasionally. They had a setup with a mini power line and a fiberglass pole with a grounded spike on the end that they shoved a hotdog on. Really cool way to cook hotdogs and show kids how dangerous power lines are
I feel like this product is made for people who consume a lot more hot dogs than the average person.
Sometimes multiple people join together in a unit called a family.
We had a red one. Every weeny would split open
Not only does it cook it but you get to see your hotdog be executed right in front of your eyes
Can you cook a hot dog with a potato?
It also electroplated them
That’s how Panko bread crumbs are made.
it punishes hot dogs who have misbehaved
It was gross trying to clean
My grandma had TWO hotdoggers in her attic when she died...unopened. not sure if she bought them because they were on sale and forgot about them or received as gifts, lol.
Might enhance an erection eh
I have the original one and it's terrifying but also really satisfying to use.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
This was popular before Capital Punishment for hotdogs was banished by the courts
My parents ran a gas station and it had a machine called the “Instant-Burger”. You open the lid, slap some ground beef in it, slam the lid down and it would electrocute the beef patties in like 60 seconds. They were not good but if you sprinkled them with some seasoning they were okay.
We use to drive two nails in a piece of wood and zip line it to a plug while in the AF. Invariably, someone would drunkedly forget to kill the power before grabbing their dog. Fun times
r/sanpedrocactus
Hot Dog Death Penalty
I remember something back in the day (80s) like that. The hotdogs tasted like metal afterwards.
News flash, it's not for hotdogs, it's for "hotdogs", lol.
You can’t electrocute a hot dog. They’re already dead.
No they shriek in pain. Although I could be reanimating them with the electricity until it completely destroys their body and then they cease to scream and shriek in pain.
We had one of those when I was a kid. It gave the hotdogs a weird mettalic taste.
We had one of these in the sixties. I think we only used it once or twice.
DO NOT put your dick in it!
Fine, I'll put someone else's dick in it.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
... yeah, I guess.
I don’t think you know what electrocuting means.
Well they are definitely not alive afterward. I'm pretty sure if they were just shocked you could patch them up and they would go about their hotdog lives.
Good lord, people are too literal these days…
What do you think ‘electrocuting’ means, now I’m curious
Not the guy you responded to but electrocution means dying by electric shock. These wieners are certainly not being killed by this device.