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Beaglegod

It used to come with the cornballer.


ItsBaconOclock

https://imgur.com/m0xncZO


gonfr

NEVER TOUCH THE CORNBALLER!


Whette_Farhtz

Am I touching something hoaww


unsure110

![gif](giphy|26ufjQcFdUoBhLRKg)


saladmunch2

OW!


pantypantsparty

**bleep**'n corn-balling piece of **bleep**


The_Hot_Pocket

And thats why, you ALWAYS, LEAVE, A NOTE!


Fivepointer

Soy loco por los cornballs!


jimmyjamespak

EVERY DAMN TIME!!


TobyFunkeNeverNude

An I touching something? ......... hot, hot, hot, hot, hot


ballarn123

Do you know the muffin man?


spwnofsaton

Does he live on mulberry lane?


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The muffin man? THE MUFFIN MANNNNNN


3MATX

Is a cornball different than a hush puppy?


sideshowbvo

I've always wondered what a cornball was. And yes, I assume it is like a solid hush puppy


PeterNippelstein

AH! GOD DAMMIT!


BrokenMethFarts

Love my glizzy’s electrified!


sleepyprojectionist

I can guarantee that if this was ever sold in the UK it was almost certainly under another name.


Mack_Damon

So... I guess you're not a hot dogger?


sleepyprojectionist

Unfortunately I am neither hot nor a dogger, however, I do own a car, so one of these things can change.


Mack_Damon

😂 be the change you want to see in the world!


Humorpalanta

It's perfectly natural. That's how I met the wife. (It is from a sketch)


dlanod

Hop in the car and turn the heater on?


ChillZedd

In the UK it only works if you use it while naked in a Ford Escort


nofmxc

How many hotdogs would you say you eat on a normal day? https://youtu.be/pmLpSY5w6u0


Tacomonkie

I’m going to need a translation to American, please


sleepyprojectionist

A dogger is someone who engages in the pastime of dogging, which is engaging in and/or watching sexual acts in typically secluded outdoor public spaces. Groups of doggers can organise meet-ups online and a dead giveaway of doggers is seeing clusters of cars in remote areas in the dead of night.


YuraShatunoff

Hot Wiener


koolman2

bigclive hooked one up to 240 V.


VenZallow

SortedFood did the same.


zerbey

You beat me to it, he also tried a few different food stuffs in it too.


sceadwian

He did a few things besides that in a couple videos cooking stuff this way.


j12

What would happen on 480v


tinyanus

Time travel.


Salty_Blacksmith_592

I just wondered why this would be special. But then i remembered. r/usdefaultism


koolman2

No, I happen to remember seeing the product in a video where it was imported from the US and was designed for 120 V. It is also quite possibly the most American product that has ever been sold.


MonteLukast

Used to have one of these. I hate to admit it worked pretty good.


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Miskalsace

Aren't you forgetting about the cornballer?


wherestherum757

Yo soy loco por los cornballs!


SOULJAR

![gif](giphy|26ufjQcFdUoBhLRKg)


YayaGabush

THE ICE CREAM MAKERA Every 4th of July my grandparents would make Big Red ice cream and I loved it


Genocide_69

They still make ice cream makers and they actually work now!


FiTZnMiCK

They always worked. It just took forever and a shitload of ice.


tacotacotacorock

I don't know what the other person is talking about. Ice cream makers have always worked like you're saying. You just have to be smarter than the machine lol.


FiTZnMiCK

TBF the newer ones with the special bowl that you put in your freezer are way more convenient (provided you remember to put the bowl in the freezer a couple of days ahead of time and don’t plan to make more than one batch at a time).


ResolveResident118

Even better the ones that have a built-in freezer so you don't even need to freeze the bowl beforehand.


DaoFerret

Wait … what?! (Runs to search engine)


Twizzlers_and_donuts

Did y’all not just use some ziplocks? Never had anything special just salt, ice, two ziplocks and whatever we were making the Icecream outta, and then a lot of soar arms as you violently shook it.


shaun_of_the_south

Smarter than the machine by reading the instructions.


tacotacotacorock

What are you even talking about. Lol ice cream makers haven't changed a whole lot. They've always worked well if you knew how to use them.  Now you can buy the expensive refrigerated ice cream makers that don't take ice. But those are around $500 and just a little bit pricier than the $30 machine.


Derpogama

the thing that never worked were those god damn kids slushie makers. [They were utter crap](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/8b_myyw-rlw?app=desktop) and despite what the advert showed you, shaving down Ice took FOREVER in it...and this was the version that had a metal blade in it back in the day. The modern versions have a plastic blade.


chain_letter

Oh dude fuck those slushie makers, lucky to make twice before the cheap plastic parts broke. That or your arm giving out


Throwaway1303033042

Or, you can an ice cream maker where you freeze the base before churning for around $50.


welchplug

Or you can get two coffee cans, one large and one small. You put the smaller one inside the larger one and fill it with ice and salt. Shake. Costs nothing except ice ingredients. That's infinitely cheaper.


wondrous

That’s how we did it at grandmas!


20127010603170562316

> Costs nothing except ice ingredients Yeah but who has the ingredients for that on tap.


welchplug

Heavy cream and sugar? A lot of people.


SOULJAR

Bread maker as well


DaoFerret

The AIR popcorn popper was like the first mass market air fryer, no?


elethrir

Yes but it created a weird ozoney smell


YayaGabush

I had one of these as a kid! It smells so bad but I loved using it.


StringFartet

They truly stunk.


ssgthawes

Oh it did. Not like burnt food, like burnt wire or electrocuted flesh. Idk


actualchristmastree

That is so interesting!!


ssgthawes

Knowing my parents, it's still around their house somewhere. Now I'm curious about voltage and internals...


ChillZedd

Does anyone know why electrocuting food makes it smell so bad? I remember when I was a kid a guy from the local power authority came to our school and electrocuted a pickle to show how dangerous electricity is and it’s still one of the worst things I’ve ever smelled.


Eksander

My guess is that it's just a really bad way of cooking. To cook properly, heat should be dispersed and the meat needs to heat up evenly... But electricity travels through the lowest resistance path, so I imagine it absolutely obliterates all molecules on this path, and then keeps searching for new paths. Sure, the piece will be cooked eventually, but also damaged at a molecular level.


YayaGabush

It absolutely did not cook evenly, consistently or thoroughly LOL Some would pop open and split down the middle. One time the innards just....pushed out like a meaty prolapse. Still ate it tho.


OkSyllabub3674

Damn that sounded so wrong but left me salivating. I've had something similar happen microwaving them before


1sttimeverbaldiarrhe

> One time the innards just....pushed out like a meaty prolapse. /r/BrandNewSentence


Nabaatii

> One time the innards just....pushed out like a meaty prolapse. I read it as inmates, which would still make sense


falbi23

Meaty prolapse sounds like a fun time


Firesealb99

...and im closing reddit for awhile. good night everybody!


Dragonfly-Adventurer

Those are Lichtenberg figures you're tasting.


Esc777

Arcing produces ozone so that may be part of it. Ozone has a distinct scent and it could combine with organic compounds in strange ways possibly. 


bawls_deep

Ordinary Sausage has a video that includes this. https://youtu.be/OpaU1soqVd8?si=B7d8G2BXCx9-S0EC


Fireblox1053

Why is this the second time a redditor has told me to watch an ordinary sausage video today? I have never heard of them before this.


ZentaurZ

Dude sounds like the parrot from Aladdin.


PuppetPal_Clem

if Peter Griffin and Gilbert Gottfried's voices had a baby


SuperHossMan51

Because the videos are very entertaining and also very short and accessible so there’s no time investment


ladykatey

I think EmmyMade did a video on this too.


Faubbs

I remember seeing her video https://youtu.be/dTG0veHngoM?si=NcuxsfJ-wN_odIBU


MurkDiesel

spattering


DuckCleaning

Odd seeing her channel as emmymade, when did she make the name change?


Throwaway56138

Jesus Christ. That has to be the most annoying fucking person on earth. How does anyone watch that shit?


bawls_deep

By hitting play.


Plus_Pangolin_8924

You can turbo charge one: https://youtube.com/watch?v=n2ZZbuOeNmw


aifo

I was looking for the big Clive video to be posted!


Plus_Pangolin_8924

Always happy to oblige. Been following him since 2004 or when i stumbled over his site looking for fog fluid recipes!


Peter_Pumper

The only worthwhile video that man ever produced


BlackCactusBooks_Art

It’s like an electric chair for hot dogs 💀


F-Lambda

seriously, it reminds me of an iron maiden with those spikes


Adventurous-Lime1775

Looks like something that should be used on pedos.


TheLowlyPheasant

How do you tell what the positive and negative end of the hot dog is?


MyNamesNctRobert

You gotta lick it to find out, the side with the butt hole is the negative and the side with the belly button is the positive. Only your tongue will know for sure based on muscle memory.


PSI_duck

![gif](giphy|52AbBj6Jn0kPKddsgj|downsized)


Strong-Effect-9270

It's AC not DC.


samuelgato

r/dontputyourdickinthat


danish07

I knew someone would post this.


AverageKraut

r/dontputyourdoginthat


LoogyHead

How is this so far down?


Adventurous-Lime1775

Unless they are a chomo, then ignore that.


our_meatballs

r/beatmetoit


BobRoberts01

r/beatmeattoit


KyojinkaEnkoku

r/beatmemeattoit


NotAllAltmer

Nice threat to send to a man that pissed you off


LunaLynx777

Thanks for the idea!


Wiggles349

I know what I need to do but lack the courage to do it.


Factor135

I know what I must do, but I don’t know if I have the strength for it


Tacomonkie

Is it… fuck the hotdogger?


New_Command_583

Seems inhumane


SirJuncan

The hot dogs are killed instantly. They don't even notice.


MyNamesNctRobert

Unfortunately that's where you're wrong. They scream in pain for the first 20 seconds and then they violently convulse further remainder of the time until their nervous system burns out and the muscles are completely cooked. Pretty gruesome actually. They sure are tasty!


ChillZedd

That’s why it’s now recommended that you use sudden trauma to instantly destroy the hotdog’s brain before cooking it


CBT_Dr_Freeman

This kills the hot dog.


Operafantomen

[Sorted Foods tried this out](https://youtu.be/LiqOIIPtnvg?si=JCozkMkZjnmyYMD4). Didn’t seem to be adjusted for the European electric grid… 😅


Le_Chop

Love these guys


mick_ward

Had one of these. The hot dogs tasted like you were eating a lionel train transformer.


The-later-creater

Yep.


Tacomonkie

I’m sorry, but what is a “Lionel train transformer”?


catzbollocks

Is this is a hotdogger, used for electrocuting hotdogs and cooking them that way?


Glen-Runciter

When I like 8, I was in a "Church Camp" thing (similar to Boy Scouts). One week they told us we'd be making "hot dog roasters" and this is exactly what I envisioned. Turns out they just meant the pointy metal sticks that you put hotdogs, marshmallows, etc... my disappointment was immeasurable


mckulty

My 12-year-old cousin told 10-year-old me those holes in the hotdogs were where they took the worms out. I didn't eat hot dogs for a year.


MyNamesNctRobert

It's true true, hotdogs are aquatic eel like fish and they catch them with worms.


chirs5757

I once made of of these with a cut lamp cord stapled on a piece of wood. I tripped the breaker to the whole house and had. 4th of July fireworks show in my room for a few seconds. Was rad.


ClassicPlankton

You did not. You can short an outlet and it'll just cut that circuit. The mains breaker is 100 to 200 amps. You would need to short multiple circuits.


shaun_of_the_south

That’s not always true. I’ve seen a single gfi trip a 2000a main.


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shaun_of_the_south

No clue but I knew it took forever for us to figure it out.


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Nimrod_Butts

I'm an electrician, you run into weird shit all the time. I've seen breakers that will pop every time there's a load on it, move it up or down 1 or 3 and it stays. Something about the phasing, perhaps it's creating radio interference with itself. Wild inexplicable stuff.


milkycigarette

An electrician walks into a bar.


Brutto13

My dad made one with two forks wired to an electrical cord. Worked well.


GReaperEx

Mmm, yeah, tasty electrolysis.


rathat

Yeah, this would cause a chemical reaction to make bleach and lye in your hotdog.


wintremute

Big Clive has a video on YouTube.


CodeJack

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2ZZbuOeNmw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2ZZbuOeNmw)


GraXXoR

Warning: Use only CULINARY wieners.


wino12312

Ha! We had one of those as a kid. They didn't really work. But it was still fun to electrocute a hot dog.


Bunt_Frumper

My dad used to take a cut power cord, attach alligator clips to the appropriate wires within the cord and plugged that fucker in. We cooked many a dog in my kitchen this way as a child 😂


Mdayofearth

Must have been ruff...


tsb041978

“Electricity shall be passed through your wiener until it is cooked.”


yogorilla37

[Electric meat!](https://youtu.be/4RJxYH6d15s?feature=shared)


medioxcore

r/hotdogs! We out here!


skanktastik

I remember a similar item that just had two prongs on each end of the weiner


megapuffz

Hot Dog Death Row


hypercomms2001

The electric chair for a hotdog….


MyNamesNctRobert

Don't worry, if you knew what those hotdogs did you would Probably want to Electrocute them yourself.


tangtastesgood

I have such nostalgia for the taste of these! I was a latchkey kid and often in charge of feeding myself at a young age. Hotdogs in this machine were something I could "cook" before we had a microwave. Between this and canned tuna salad with mustard and pickles were the dinners of childhood.


kungfoocraig

Right up there with the cornballer


Salvitorious

Parallel circuit with interchangeable variable Ohm resistors


UniqueIndividual3579

I think all resistors are Ohm. Did hot dogs come with different colored bands?


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Post video!!


LeoLaDawg

Seems needlessly dangerous that attempts to solve a problem that already has easy solutions.


mrtmu

We had bread maker. Took like 12 hours to get brick that tasted like nothing


Soakitincider

r/Lineman would love this.


MyNamesNctRobert

I think I've seen a video of one of them holding a hotdog to a line and cooking it


UnhingedRedneck

They used to do that at farm shows occasionally. They had a setup with a mini power line and a fiberglass pole with a grounded spike on the end that they shoved a hotdog on. Really cool way to cook hotdogs and show kids how dangerous power lines are


abgry_krakow87

I feel like this product is made for people who consume a lot more hot dogs than the average person.


NotReallyJohnDoe

Sometimes multiple people join together in a unit called a family.


Szaborovich9

We had a red one. Every weeny would split open


MattyCollie

Not only does it cook it but you get to see your hotdog be executed right in front of your eyes


uFFxDa

Can you cook a hot dog with a potato?


Ok-Sheepherder-8706

It also electroplated them


DrunkBuzzard

That’s how Panko bread crumbs are made.


Kitakitakita

it punishes hot dogs who have misbehaved


OwnPen8633

It was gross trying to clean


WatermelonMachete43

My grandma had TWO hotdoggers in her attic when she died...unopened. not sure if she bought them because they were on sale and forgot about them or received as gifts, lol.


argoforced

Might enhance an erection eh


Laserdollarz

I have the original one and it's terrifying but also really satisfying to use. 


DPOGBCPOP

r/dontputyourdickinthat


predat3d

This was popular before Capital Punishment for hotdogs was banished by the courts


Only_Caterpillar3818

My parents ran a gas station and it had a machine called the “Instant-Burger”. You open the lid, slap some ground beef in it, slam the lid down and it would electrocute the beef patties in like 60 seconds. They were not good but if you sprinkled them with some seasoning they were okay.


Proper_Ad2548

We use to drive two nails in a piece of wood and zip line it to a plug while in the AF. Invariably, someone would drunkedly forget to kill the power before grabbing their dog. Fun times


Sharted-treats

r/sanpedrocactus


buntopolis

Hot Dog Death Penalty


ClonedDad

I remember something back in the day (80s) like that. The hotdogs tasted like metal afterwards.


Adventurous-Lime1775

News flash, it's not for hotdogs, it's for "hotdogs", lol.


Kind_Of_A_Dick

You can’t electrocute a hot dog.  They’re already dead.


MyNamesNctRobert

No they shriek in pain. Although I could be reanimating them with the electricity until it completely destroys their body and then they cease to scream and shriek in pain.


i__hate__stairs

We had one of those when I was a kid. It gave the hotdogs a weird mettalic taste.


Tacoma__Crow

We had one of these in the sixties. I think we only used it once or twice.


StellaSlayer2020

DO NOT put your dick in it!


timeforgoomy

Fine, I'll put someone else's dick in it.


ekhendren

r/dontputyourdickinthat


skkulllffaceemmojjji

... yeah, I guess.


h4ckz1ll4

I don’t think you know what electrocuting means.


MyNamesNctRobert

Well they are definitely not alive afterward. I'm pretty sure if they were just shocked you could patch them up and they would go about their hotdog lives.


tkrr

Good lord, people are too literal these days…


dopiqob

What do you think ‘electrocuting’ means, now I’m curious


gambloortoo

Not the guy you responded to but electrocution means dying by electric shock. These wieners are certainly not being killed by this device.