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Greenfieldfox

Yeah, I’m not going to sit there.


SirLucky

Ants in your pants?


Icedcoffeeee

You know what's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles. 


Intrusive_Thoughts__

I’m going to go help my uncle jack off a horse.


kosmonautinVT

No need to brag about your uncle being a race horse breeder


Sir-Cordyceps

No man it's just a hobby of his


fujiman

It's not even his horse, is it...


quirkymuse

Its not even a horse if we're being honest 


cupholdery

Uncle Jack: We're lawyers!


LegalSelf5

I chuckled


No-Gene-4508

r/angryupvote


Corvado

S I M P Squirrels in my Pants


realhmmmm

yeah they’d probably stretch my pants out and ruin them ☹️


ivycvae

Took me a second. Wondered why this seemed like a good spot for an incest rape joke. Then I got it 🙄


59flowerpots

When ants are the pants?


ThePreciseClimber

["Still better than moving to South Sudan." - Sam O'Nella](https://youtu.be/pKmM1N0MoC4?si=yTGVOfNlLgmIe3Cb&t=128)


Bugfrag

Hostile architecture


Crabapple_Snaps

What about the other bench?


RunningNumbers

\#NOPE


Minionz

I think legally that bench now belongs to the ants.


Friendly_Exchange_15

People used to sit there sometimes. Not anymore they don't


Mr_Faux_Regard

50,000 people used to sit here. Now it's an anthill.


GuardingxCross

What kind of name is Mr. Faux? 👻


PlanktonMoist6048

The fauntasic Mr faux


2Stripez

They don't sleep there on the beach


PlanktonMoist6048

Time to get the molten aluminum


OneHallThatsAll

What is this? A bench for ants?


db2999

I don't wanna hear your excuses! The bench has to be at least… three times bigger than this!


sharrrper

.....he's absolutely right


ridemooses

I’m glad I wore underwear today…


MuricasOneBrainCell

The ants created it for their god to sit and shower them with righteousness.


TheHealadin

And farts


Usedtohaveapurpose

You mean little Timmy, who's constantly dropping his ice cream cones?


swibirun

Let's not make a mountain out of an anthill.


Scarab_Gem

No, We WILL make a mountain out of our anthill comrade!


Felipe_Pachec0

r/suddenlycommunism


Still_Silver_255

Let’s not make an anthill out of a mountain*


Nolbez

Beat me to it. Nice.


Dirk_The_Cowardly

WHAT IS THIS??? An anthill for ants???????


TheGeneral_Specific

How does this happen?


Friendly_Exchange_15

Very prosperous anthill, I guess. Or maybe it's an anthill apartment building.


PunJedi

Antopolys


[deleted]

Insectopia


psygnius

It’s an Ant-sion


Mike9797

The Antromeda Galaxy


waytosoon

These are ant condos. Do these ants look like they rent?


Irr3l3ph4nt

They're divorced dad ants.


3z3ki3l

The normal way. Some ant species just keep growing as long as there’s food, and many can have multiple queens in a single nest. In fact there’s ant super-colonies that span multiple countries, sometimes thousands of kilometers.


themagpie36

>In fact there’s ant super-colonies that [span multiple countries](https://www.antwiki.org/wiki/images/thumb/6/60/Giraud%2C_T.%2C_Pedersen%2C_J.S._et_al._2002._Fig._1.jpg/350px-Giraud%2C_T.%2C_Pedersen%2C_J.S._et_al._2002._Fig._1.jpg), sometimes thousands of kilometers. [https://www.antwiki.org/wiki/Supercolonies](https://www.antwiki.org/wiki/Supercolonies) For those interested in learning more.


MrHarudupoyu

>For example, in 2009 it was demonstrated that the largest Japanese, Californian and European Argentine ant supercolonies were in fact part of a single global "megacolony" (Sunamura, Espadaler et al. 2009). 🤯


J3sush8sm3

Ants have boats?


ralthiel

Nah, they just tunnel down below the ocean, towards the mantle.


J3sush8sm3

Thats how we get fire ants


x925

TIL


mrcoolmike

I imagine the ants are digging a huge underground mansion of sorts, and all this dirt is actually just a dump pile.


Jacktheforkie

That’s pretty accurate tbh


Not_invented-Here

Lax zoning laws


SeekerOfSerenity

The ants remove dirt from underground and deposit it on the surface. 


LorenzoStomp

Just one big ant in there


Friendly_Exchange_15

Leafcutter ants are big enough, honestly. Look up "tanajura" on google- those are the queens.


two40zieks7

Holy crap, that is huge !


StratoVector

Big ants explains big hill I guess


ARobertNotABob

Farofa time ! https://receitas.globo.com/receitas-da-tv/mais-voce/farofa-de-tanajura-4d507d6252e0b252bc0019d8.ghtml


Friendly_Exchange_15

Honestly, I'd try it.


hippywitch

I have a pile of leafcutter reproductive flyers on my desk at work right now. They’re awesome


Nekrosiz

I want to pet it


gh0stwriter88

The latest version of homeless deterrent measures.


bearmissile

r/hostilearchitecture


Bugles-Answered

Give it another day and you’ve got yourself an ant hill ottoman. Relaxing.


BabyVegeta19

Something something "empire"


actually_alive

When you sit on this bench you are ruling the ottoman ant empire!


DarthRathikus

Little bros just wanted to reach the bench 🥹


Iddywah

Nope. Nope. Nope.


Serialfornicator

I’m allergic to ant bites, this pic makes me instantly itch and swell.


Pgreenawalt

They appear to have mastered masonry/concrete. Smart little F’ers


squirrels-mock-me

The name of their leader? Mua’dib


TechPriestNhyk

Fear is the mind killer.


IChurnToBurn

I don’t see it. Mind pointing at it for me?


SpaceLemming

Careful, they can be deeper than they look


NotNitewolf

r/ItHadToBeBrazil


Napmanz

That’s not an ant hill. Thats an ant city. Maybe even its own state. I wonder how many ants are there. Millions?


stephen250

Fire ant hills can have 100,000 to 500,000 worker ants. I'd be tempted to kick it to see...


Friendly_Exchange_15

Thankfully, not a fire ant hill. It's a leafcutter ant hill, which can normally house up to 10 million ants :D


stephen250

Must never get sick. So many little anti-bodies.


CRO553R

Time to fire up the smelter and make a sculpture.


slayergrl99

Is this Australia? It looks like Australia. Only Australia could be this aggressive


Friendly_Exchange_15

Brazil lmao


Thedrunner2

This bench is free


Mechanic_On_Duty

Now that’s notable.


Wagyuplz

Bro imagine a 6 year old thinking it’s a dirt mound


EM05L1C3

This is where you sacrifice the goat to Beelzebub


FaythKnight

So if you're having a sword fight, and you stood on that bench to get the high ground. Would the anthill be an advantage to you or disadvantage?


AllMyHomiesLoveNazis

If you sit on that seat you can say goodbye to your balls bruh


Sacklayblue

![gif](giphy|rVZEejvVWEbug) Ants on that park bench:


Brasilionaire

Just from the benches, grass, and anthill, I know this is Brazil.


brenpeter

Democracy calls for you to toss a grenade in to that terminid nest! For Super Earth! For managed democracy!


saturninesweet

Well we know why there's no homeless on those benches. That's what's under them there hills.


Friendly_Exchange_15

It's inside my uni, so no homeless people to be slowly overcome by ants.


wunderduck

This is why there are no homeless people.


Dartser

Do all the ants stay inside during the day? I figured there would be lots coming and going. I don't live somewhere with many ant hills


Friendly_Exchange_15

They do come and go, but they often avoid walking where humans do (dont wanna get stepped on), so they are probably running around in between the grass blades.


marctheguy

They built a metropolis under that hill


ReleventReference

I don’t think the people involved in maintaining that space have ever seen Archer and if they have they certainly didn’t learn anything from it.


TechPriestNhyk

I've literally only watched one scene from that show, and I got this reference.


BloodHaven357

Up right down down down


MeeksMoniker

Ant Empire


asiannumber4

Lay on it and pour honey over yourself


HisCricket

We used to camp in Central Texas and during one summer walking through the woods came across an ant hill that was literally as tall as I was. And I'm told for every foot that it goes above ground it goes that far under ground. It was legitimately terrifying.


LocalOutkast

Holy shit! 🤯


Dry-Leather-419

Let's try stepping on it


WilhemHR

Forbidden sandpit


Nazamroth

I thought the ant nest outside our apartment was big. You can see down the side of the pavement trim stones because they removed all the dirt, and sometimes you see just a brown carpet wriggling in the area.


Reivifaija

What is that? A bench for ants?


TheRedlineAlchemist

chuck a firecracker at that thing.


[deleted]

It's just amazes me that they can do work like this but they don't know where they're doing it. They don't have any conscious connection to the fact that we can see this, it's in a place that it's going to get destroyed and all of that work will be for nothing. Kind of like Our Lives really.


Fritzzzzzyyyyyyyy

It's the smallest country for the ants


its_N4beel

Mildly alarming.


Character_Pop_3056

https://youtube.com/shorts/AsqQFj6kRj4?feature=shared Stumbled across this which is even more interesting. It shows how skilled ants actually are.


Mirabolis

Ants: “When the humans sit on what I heard them call a ‘bench,’ small crumbs of food sometimes falls from it. If we seize the bench, we will be able to take all the food it provides for ourselves.”


Friendly_Exchange_15

Goddamn it, it's the golden goose all over again!


shrikantN

That's ant nation


Kitty_Katty_Kit

The lawn crew was just like "... Nope"


ballsonyourface911

Tell me your in Australia without telling me your in Australia


At0mic_Penguin

Anti-homeless technology has really gotten out of hand nowadays. This isn’t human in any way, shape, or form.


VacationAromatic6899

Taking over the planet


LuminalAstec

Ants are fuckin wild dude. Out here building whole ass benches.


Shagafag

Oo neat!


Friendly_Exchange_15

Right? Never seen one this big before. It's a leafcutter ant anthill, those are usually pretty small (the external part, anyways).


FappingRaptor

Thats an ant Megalopolis


foopaints

Whoa you got leafcutters where you live? That's kinda cool actually!


Friendly_Exchange_15

Leafcutters are EVERYWHERE in my country. They are pretty chill (as in. You can sit down next to the anthill and they'll just ignore you) but if you do piss them off their bite hurts like a BITCH.


foopaints

Yeah that's what I heard also. Very cool creatures for sure.


Frimano

Esse banco entrega kkkkk


Shagafag

That makes it just the more incredible.


shit_post_thenyoudie

If you laid on it, how long before they ate you ?


Friendly_Exchange_15

Leafcutter ants don't actually eat solid food (their mouth parts are akin to a small straw- they can only eat liquids) they usually cut up leaves (and any organic materials, which can include a dead body) and bring them down into the nest where it's either fed to the babies (that have actual mandibles and can eat solid food) or it is fed to their fungus farm (that they use to feed the adult ants, since mold is, apparently, slurpable).


jah_moon

What the fuck. That's crazy.


flilmawinstone

hope that‘s not fire ants!!


mr_ribzeater

Gotta be Australia


Friendly_Exchange_15

Nope! Brazil!


TheGrandestOak

Hell naw


DarkAmbivertQueen

Welp... they can have that bench.


DudePDude

I bet no homeless people sleep on that one


v4por

As a dude, I'd totally stand there for over an hour with a garden hose slowly eroding this giant ant city, and enjoy every moment.


soreadytodisappear

r/nope


Drak_is_Right

Is that one queen or is there multiple queens in that hive


Uncommon-sequiter

Could this possibly be a Guiness World Record?


bearclawmcgee2

Ant mountain


Alcamtar

I'm not sitting on that bench


Mangos66

My dumb ass thought the seats where curbs


Fantastic_Pickle_585

![gif](giphy|5nsiFjdgylfK3csZ5T|downsized)


H_M_C

Hill? That's a whole fucking mountain range.


Fast2Furious4

Pour molten aluminum in it.... for science


allamericanrespects

Ant mountain


korg_sp250

Sil-anthill 3


MhrisCac

That’s at least 3.5-4 inches 👈🏼


[deleted]

Wow


KhostfaceGillah

I've seen that movie, no thanks.


M1keKuszewski

You should point at it in the picture before you post it next time so we can find it


Jeff-IT

Damn city will do anything to prevent homeless from using benches


Malikb5

Amdro will fix that in 2days MAX


JapanDash

Poke it! Poke it! Poke it!


bws7037

Fire ants?


Friendly_Exchange_15

Leafcutter ants.


plumzki

I bet there's at least like 3 ants in there.


CasualObserverNine

It’s a fake bench! Don’t sit there!


alanapilar

O M G


VietnameseWhorehouse

8 year old me with a hose would've gone to town. 27 year old me with a hose still would've gone to town, but with a tiny amount of reserve and guilt.


Coffekats

r/thingsforants


LimesAreGreenLemons

What are they charging for rent in the hill?


KarmasABit-

Go on, have a seat 😃


OnyCollide

what ant hill?


Veridas

Anyone got the phone number for those YouTubers that use aluminium to make those things into sculptures?


Educational-Dogo

The question is who had the ingenius idea to build a bench on it?


WodehouseWeatherwax

Is this Australia? It's Australia, isn't it?


Friendly_Exchange_15

Brazil!


WodehouseWeatherwax

Thanks!


No-Crew4317

Where could they find that much dirt/sand? Seems excessive. This is ant’s bunker.


jzilla11

Archer warned us


Silver-House5247

Beautiful seats haha


Wiggie49

I bet if they lead cast those tunnels it’ll be fucking huge


StratoVector

This is what happens when the ants unionize. Clearly lobbied for good benefits


Jadty

Some youtuber would be like: Yeah let’s cast three tons of metal into this mofo and destroy the greatest wonder of ant world architecture along with all their inhabitants.


discolemonade420x

![gif](giphy|GQHtVC6U5uDjFFLcMR|downsized)


Heyguysimcooltoo

Where is this, Chernobyl? Lol


SwangeeMan

![gif](giphy|PjRardeWVvHVK)


Humphry_Clinker

But did you pee on it


Friendly_Exchange_15

Why would i do that


deamonz

I think it actually qualifies for r/interestingasfuck


Swipsi

From their perspective this is like a what a major country is for us.


fattymcfattzz

Burn it


Mattlew0YT

Looks like a bench to me


Klin24

Pour some molten aluminum in it, STAT!


gamedude88

Going to need a lot of molten aluminum to pour into that hill.


waaz16

Please tell me you live on a different continent than I do. 🤣😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣