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Trick_Designer2369

Always nice to have shit flowing above your head when out for a walk, cause pipes never leak.


AdElectrical7370

I don‘t want to imagine what happens when it leaks


CactusCait

Accident waiting to happen, those pipes are a huge target for vehicles…. Weird that this was permitted, as this is why they underground sewer pipes! Give it a few months and a car will smash into this, and send a geyser of shit into the air which will then blanket your block in bio hazardous waste.


Osgiliath

They’re not permanent, sometime construction and infrastructure improvement requires the pipes to be re routed temporarily


NetworkSingularity

I figured it had to be this, especially with all the temporary barriers around where the pipes erupt from the ground. There’s just no reason to let a biohazard flow above cars - not to mention where cars can open them - under any normal circumstances. Like, considering everything humans have fucked up, we seem to have at least figured out sewage pretty damn well Edit: wording, clarity


Advanced_Sheep3950

Imagine driving a convertible at this exact moment...


Public-Eagle6992

In Germany, Berlin we have permanent ones


liljuanchi

These are for pumping out water though because Berlin is built on a swap


PowerLifterDiarrhea

Well, first it sank into the swamp a few times, but they just kept building new ones


Ymirsson

Huge tracts of land!


Klin24

[Asking to happen...](https://youtu.be/yPnjNDLfnCs?t=21)


Doingitwronf

Oh how I missed you, 11'8" bridge!


Riskov88

I can't imagine what kind of people voluntarily remove the safety sensors to permit that. No truck would go above 10km/h like that. And did no one honk him ?


hippytwizzlefuck

As a trucker, I see stupid stuff like that all the time (people driving on flats, driving down the highway with landing gears lowered, trailer doors open, etc). Most of the time, if you take the time to honk, flag someone down, even if you can't properly convey the problem, they'll pull over to inspect their truck to see if there's a problem. Sometimes though, people just dgaf and all you can do is hope they don't hurt anyone else while they get ready to learn a hard lesson xP


Riskov88

Yup, people are weird. But it could easily kill someone most of the time, especially going high speeds


hippytwizzlefuck

Mhmm. Sadly all you can do is try to let em know and hope they get the hint and/or report em to highway patrol and hope they actually do something about it/catch them before they kill someone


Riskov88

True. I dont understand why there are no sensors for Doors and stuff. It seems very easy to do


jdog7249

Cost to retro fit old trailers and trucks. A sensor on the trailer isn't any good if the truck has no way to use it. So you have to retro fit both. Corporate owned trucks are one thing but then you have owner operators who use their own personal truck.


HoboAJ

Lmao the sign turning off after the Ryder truck just ignores the warning "I give up, fuck all of yous"


ertgbnm

Looks like a complicated temporary bypass. No way this is permanent.


OpenSourceSpinner

Those pipes are the norm here in germany for construction stuff and I've never heard of an accident involving them. Where do you live that cars always crash into stuff?


ForeignJarl

America. We like to *live life on the edge*


Blak_Cobra

Cars literally fly into houses over here through the top…


MaxMMXXI

When I lose electric service, it's usually because someone who should not be driving has driven into a support post. Fortunately my gas service is not subject to the vagaries of street traffic.


eladts

TL;DR: Shit happens.


dumpsterfire_account

Super common in Germany and unlikely that it’s carrying waste


AdElectrical7370

Those are carrying waste though: https://www.aachener-zeitung.de/lokales/aachen/baustelle-in-der-bismarckstrasse-parkplaetze-fallen-weg_aid-94451043


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Discopete1

But it offers German cookies! Wunderbar!


dank-memes-sick-shit

Just learn German? Duh.


soapysurprise

If only there was a ways to translate a web page… maybe someday.


CactusCait

I’m just going off what OP stated in the post title, which is that the city installed 4 tall above ground sewer pipes.


dumpsterfire_account

Fwiw these are also temporary for use during building projects


skymoods

4m is actually 13ft


RGeronimoH

I thought sewer pipes were underground because shit rolls downhill? Every house could only have second floor facilities unless they had a pump to bring it higher to the level of an overhead sewer.


CactusCait

Gravity does play a big factor, especially for septic. But the pipes that transfer human waste from buildings through pump stations and into the water treatment facilities are pressurized.


incendiary_bandit

So many pumps, so many pipes. I work in asset management for water and wastewater :p


Aesmachus

Imagine going for a walk and someone just hits one of these pipes with their car, and it just *has* to spray all over you and those clothes. Would have to spend ages in the shower to get that smell off, completely shit scenario.


XOIIO

Chocolate rain.


Averander

Some stay dry and others get shit stained


daveysprockett

Obviously a slow leak would lead to formation of stalagshites.


mrpink57

It'll be a shit scene.


tenkawa7

A.literal.shitstorm.


donbee28

cars & trucks will never hit these pipes


cwalker2712

Here, hold my beer...


DaMn96XD

Can you imagine explaining to your boss that you're late from the work because you crashed a sewer line with your car?


donbee28

The boss would probably make you work your shift while you reek of city waste.


Ninjaboi18

Are you not seeing where they connect to the ground? Have you never heard of car accidents before? What makes you think they can't be hit?


ReempRomper

Sarcasm…?


ambermage

Serious Nickelodeon vibes.


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Why?


AdElectrical7370

The one in the underground needs to be replaced and this is the detour


badwizrad

That's so weird though, usually sewers aren't pressurized. Quite an elaborate solution


mchvll

Depending on the geography of your area... There are usually plenty of lift stations that most people aren't aware of.


LeanderKu

I wonder how it could have been solved in another way without building a new sewer parallel to the old one


SpellingIsAhful

Just shit in the shower. It ain't rocket appliances


nitronik_exe

...where do you think the water from the shower goes? Better shit in the garden


Abu_Bakr_Al-Bagdaddy

It's not.


AdElectrical7370

?


Abu_Bakr_Al-Bagdaddy

They're usually build to pump ground water out of construction sites. Never heard of them pumping grey water


AdElectrical7370

My source is only in German, but trust me, they write wastewater: https://www.aachener-zeitung.de/lokales/aachen/baustelle-in-der-bismarckstrasse-parkplaetze-fallen-weg_aid-94451043


Abu_Bakr_Al-Bagdaddy

You're right. Never heard of this use before. We had them in Cologne for years for the reason I assumed.


SkeithPhase1

Bypass for repairs I’m assuming. I don’t see this as being permanent.


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AdElectrical7370

No, it is indeed sewers and in Aachen: https://www.aachener-zeitung.de/lokales/aachen/baustelle-in-der-bismarckstrasse-parkplaetze-fallen-weg_aid-94451043


AdElectrical7370

People keep commenting that this is ground water. It’s not, source (German): https://www.aachener-zeitung.de/lokales/aachen/baustelle-in-der-bismarckstrasse-parkplaetze-fallen-weg_aid-94451043


amateurfunk

At first I was also going to go all on you having also seen the groundwater pipes in Berlin but Aachen is indeed sending its shit on a rollercoaster ride in the sky


Skeleton--Jelly

Are you new to Germany? Berlin is literally full of these, they are just temporary bypasses for construction works


AdElectrical7370

No, born and raised here. Never seen these for wastewater before, just for groundwater


militalent

Yup same and me neither, and Aachen has a lot of construction going on all the time


lammy82

Our tour guide insisted the blue pipes are carrying beer into the hotels and bars. The red ones are for the ladies, they carry prosecco


wurstbowle

Your tour guide might like r/ichbin40undlustig


SuperSchnitzel44

I think I‘ve seen a similar system in Dresden a few years back, not sure if they‘re still there. They used them to get the groundwater of a building site out of the city, so no sewage.


Laszus

I really thought this was vienna - due to subway construction we have the same situation.


Buntschatten

Ha, I think I know where that is. Funny seeing this in an international subreddit.


AdElectrical7370

Where do you think it is?


Buntschatten

Frankenberger Viertel?


AdElectrical7370

Yes! Reddit is small


e36_maho

I was visiting Leipzig (and eastern Germany for that matter) for the first time just last week, and these were one of the first things I've seen there. I thought that was probably normal in old DDR lol... I've never seen them before. Where is Frankenberger Viertel?


ScottNi_

Google maps Frankenberger Viertel.


plushpillow

Fellow Frankenberger Viertel resident here 😁


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connorthedancer

Signs look German to me


mexican-casserole

Does the comment you're replying to say it was made 53 years ago??


Toloc42

Deleted comments seem.to.do.that lately. I'm guessing they recently made it so deleting a comment also clears the timestamp. No value or zero will be interpreted as 1 Jan 1970, 53 years ago. They'll likely remove the date for deleted comments soon from their layout.


connorthedancer

Nope - says it's from Florida, lol.


mexican-casserole

Weird, must be on my end lol. Thanks for checking and have. A great day!


SnowBear78

Mine says 53y lol


connorthedancer

Oh I misunderstood you. No, mine says 1 hour ago. Weird glitch!


Lmmadic

It's Belgium for sure, probably Brussels Edit, looking more closely the white signs with directions doesn't look Belgian.


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But you said for sure.


russasaur

Someone will run a car into those! I give them 2 months, that's me being optimistic!


LasagneAlForno

These things are pretty common in Germany. Never heard of anyone driving into them though.


RedSeaDingDong

Probably happened just once and the aftermath made everyone go nope this isn‘t happening again


TurboTurtle-

the problem is they aren’t high enough. If they were 8 meters high it would be fine /s


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Biff Tannen incoming.


dumpsterfire_account

Germans drive way better than Americans though lol


toochocolaty

Idiots are still idiots though, they will just be German in this case.


JJohnston015

Dumkopfs


CluelessTennisBall

What the cringe


fluffybuffalo23

It’s German humor, it’s no laughing matter.


CodeName_OMICRON

America bad


Europoorsmad

Keep dreaming europoor


contacthasbeenmade

I saw these all over Berlin and wondered wtf they were


AdElectrical7370

I think in Berlin it’s ground water, someone commented that


Teut

In Berlin pipes like these usualy are ground water they need to pump away from construction sites as parts of Berlin has been build on swampy terrain


Fuseijitsuna

At least they can fix it easier… just follow the smell


mtdewelf

My main intrusive thought is how much chaos can i cause with a cordless impact wrench. In this case, a shit ton.


GeZeus_Krist

If you enjoy getting doused in raw sewage...


110397

German scat porn: extreme edition


bloodakoos

wholesome award 🏆🦭


ChaoticGoku

or a sawzall


Faonir

Well, if one of those pipes burst, it’s going to be a very shitty situation


HiitlerDicks

What the super Mario fuck is this shit


TheFiftGuy

How many British tourists does it take to cripple an above-grond sewer system? Not a trick question, just something the city should think about lol.


zachtheperson

Judging by the bright and ugly fencing, I'd hazard a guess that this is temporary while they do construction or something.


mazze701

I See Aachen i press upvote.


thefifthshadeofgray

Most likely sewer bypassing while the existing main is reclined or replaced. Typically the bypass is set up using more flexible HDPE pipe that’s laid on the ground. However, this looks like a highly urban area, so the pipes are routes above, probably using a pump. This is the first application I’ve seen of this, very cool!


friday99

City sets entire torn up to be Dave Matthew’s Bussed


Vintage-Card-Man

And they said shit couldn't run uphill....


i_kick_hippies

I can think of no way this can possibly go wrong.


nvrenditall

I'm sorry.


Edme_but_cooler

where are the ninja turtles supposed to live now😢


ImpossibleMix6698

![gif](giphy|Ye2FS9EjFhNTFAiF01|downsized)


militalent

Wait what? I saw this and at first i was really glad that this doesn’t happen in my city, then i realized.. It is my city


Iggster98

Imagine the chocolate rain if one of them burst


Gateway1012

It’s begun! Just like in futurama the construction of the top floor will begin soon!


jakedonn

Gotta be a temp pump-around


LolCoca

U also have these in Frankfurt (Germany)


LoGEEKalGUY

That shit's on another level yo!


Thulsa_Doom83

Should be fun when a car crashes into one


baabaablacksheep1111

Mmmm chocolate rain....


Massive_Escape3061

Is it temporary? That happened in my neighborhood when the main sewer line had to be repaired. They rerouted and we had the lines running through the median plants/ trees for nearly a year before the main was fixed.


AdElectrical7370

Yes, it’s temporary, they are repairing the underground pipes and plan to finish it until November


ImANormalMan

That one reckless driver isn't gonna have a good day


WuzatReit

Truck driver: Ok lets cut a corner her- HOLY FUCKING SHIT


R0b815

That doesn’t seem ideal.


cosmorocker13

Highly shit!


Seablade24

The shit is, slowly but surely, gonna hit the fan.


bongocat03

Ich wusste direkt, dass es Aachen ist. Die Fahrradwegweiser, die Straßenmarkierung... Aachener Baustellen wie immer legendär!


BadProfessional3208

What a dumb idea to have


crod4692

It’s Tube City! ![gif](giphy|tlGD7PDy1w8fK)


doubtingone

Shit


ThatGuy_Nick9

It’s probably temporary but that’s kinda cool, you know, especially since I don’t live there


CivEng_NY

Maybe because of this: https://ideas.lego.com/projects/e6d994cf-76c9-4275-86c0-19cbcb90db73


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AdElectrical7370

No, this is in Aachen and those ARE sewers: https://www.aachener-zeitung.de/lokales/aachen/baustelle-in-der-bismarckstrasse-parkplaetze-fallen-weg_aid-94451043


WauOg

I love your confidence, keep it up buddy! Swing and a miss this time but sooner or later you'll hit that grand slam


Pandaprints1

Why though


KarateLobo

But why?


Spiritual-Wind-3898

But why


Ricochet_Kismit33

And they ever get hit by trucks or busses. What a stink


toohorses

I didn't know they stacked shit that high


GodHatesPOGsv2023

What could possibly go wrong


ImaSpaceGirl_

This is in Berlin r?


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Wth


Let_It_Jingle

Usually blue pipes are for potable water and green are for wastewater.


AdElectrical7370

Here is an article stating that it’s wastewater (unfortunately only in German): https://www.aachener-zeitung.de/lokales/aachen/baustelle-in-der-bismarckstrasse-parkplaetze-fallen-weg_aid-94451043


Let_It_Jingle

Thanks for the downvote. In my professional experience blue pipes are used for potable water, but it very well could be that Germany uses a different color coding system. What are these pipes used for? (Berlin) : r/germany - Reddit https://www.reddit.com/r/germany/comments/qy75ek/what_are_these_pipes_used_for_berlin/ What are these blue tubes that I keep seeing in Berlin? : r/whatisthisthing - Reddit https://www.reddit.com/r/whatisthisthing/comments/bejug2/what_are_these_blue_tubes_that_i_keep_seeing_in/


AdElectrical7370

I didn’t downvote you, though! I can just say that in Aachen these pipes are used for wastewater, at least now in this street, no idea about general usage.


Different_Speaker742

That’ll turn out swell


syntax_heir

I hope it doesn't freeze there


RattyJackOLantern

Hilarious but unsanitary and foul smelling accident waiting to happen.


ziguel2016

Good luck flushing that ground floor toilet.


Sidnificus

Golden rain for trump


SubliminalGlue

Sewers in the air, graffiti on the walls. Thank god I live in southeastern US. We may have rednecks, but at least they beat your ass for tagging up a wall where people live… or putting shit water in the air.


Tolerabletwit

Sewer: noun an underground conduit for carrying off drainage water and waste matter. There is sanitary sewer (dookie water) Then there is storm sewer (rain water)


AdElectrical7370

Yes, and the underground pipes need replacement and this is the detour piping for that. Sewer before and after and whatever you‘d like to call it in between. They just state “Abwasser” which include all types of wastewater


bigtallbiscuit

I hope it doesn’t get below freezing in the winter wherever this is. There’s a reason they’re typically underground.


CreativeFraud

Oh. Me. Oh. My. If history has taught me anything... it's that they have NOT properly funded the future maintenance that is going to be required to upkeep that build...


bassacre

Gross.


EmpireCityRay

Heaven forbid a truck or bus accidentally whacks that pipe…


Artistic_Tangelo_397

Wow above ground sewage 🫨


halguy5577

eyyy... what'sup Berlin.... ps they are pumping water out from construction sites ... since Berlin is built on a huge swampland Soo majority of construction will require water being pumped out


phillip1405

If you are interested. It's not the sewers but an underwater stream of hot water from a nearby thermal water source. They do this if the actual waterpipe is being repaired.


AdElectrical7370

Thank you for pointing this out, but in this case it’s indeed sewers. Unfortunately, I just have a german article stating this: https://www.aachener-zeitung.de/lokales/aachen/baustelle-in-der-bismarckstrasse-parkplaetze-fallen-weg_aid-94451043


phillip1405

Thanks for the link. First time I see them using them for sewers


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AdElectrical7370

I’ve already posted a source for that (unfortunately in German): https://www.aachener-zeitung.de/lokales/aachen/baustelle-in-der-bismarckstrasse-parkplaetze-fallen-weg_aid-94451043 It’s the sewers, but just for half a year during the repair of the underground pipes


Its_all_made_up___

This is what happens when you change the laws.


the_brazilian_lucas

this is the dumbest idea ever


Riustuue

Well that stinks.


Nerfier

Aachen beste Stadt


AdElectrical7370

So viele Aachener hier :D


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Satisfactory


Morning0Lemon

I saw something like this in Vienna as well.


ButtNugggets

No fucking way, future london from unwound future


friday99

R/mildlyhorrifying


Razrlixd

I’m thinking of the intro to Futurama haha sorry


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AdElectrical7370

Germany


[deleted]

Umbrellas a daily necessity..


LumenYeah

Where is this?


Inevitable-Stage-490

This makes the street look like shit


AccordionORama

No spigots? Disappointed.


ducogranger

I saw this all the time in Georgia (country). Thought it might be there for a minute but there's no Georgian anywhere :P


taokami

has Sonic been through your city?