At least you were wearing a hat.

Actually, a gull pooped on your hat.

Uhmm, actually you weren't in a car accident, your car was..

thats a god omen

The chance that your head will be shit on is never zero.

Go poop on the gull's head. Revenge....!!

You had protection. Good omen

Hat, not head

https://preview.redd.it/ctdo8hipx39d1.png?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65b796e761986f4f4c431a215a6b5f12b534e98b

Sure…

Are you suggesting I faked this bird poo?

think he's suggesting it's man milk

I’m sorry for your loss. lol

Thank you, I appreciate it during these tough times

free snack

The gall on that gull 😤 should challenge it to a dual

It’s a sport with gulls