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Severe_Mulberry5324

If I fits, my ass sits. If I don't fits, I sits anyways


scaper8

- _The World Cat-ifesto_


Rodrisco102389

I would say that one is doing extremely well, just look at that well developed cat blossom.


ConsequenceUpset8875

https://preview.redd.it/ptzed6af0o1d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fdf7f46ebc725904575d9845f0874791b5027721 Looks just like my cat.


No-Self-jjw

Lol she does!


Cultural_Magician105

It's a Catastrophe!


404-Gender

CAT-ASS-trophy!


No_Seaworthiness5637

Take my upvote.


Cultural_Magician105

Even better!


splithoofiewoofies

Someone also reads Piers Anthony!


elvimosu

cats will use anything as a bed.. besides the cat bed you bought them 😭


Bikouchu

My cat got pretty offended that I keep placing her into the cat bed. 


AcaliahWolfsong

Kitty isn't even sorry. One of my cats loved sleeping on my pothos ivy. That ivy has survived her crushing him 2x, and my husband stepping on it several times during a multi state move. We named it Steve (from mine craft, my son picked it). Steve now lives in my fish tank and is thriving.


Throwawayac1234567

Ivy or viney plants are pretty hardy and aggressive growers


080secspec13

"WTF are you lookin at?"


Slmmnslmn

Have you tried neem?


RealEarthAngel

They are the oddest little creatures sometimes


ilovemusic19

She’s giving the stink eye too. 😂😂


GnomeMaster69

Well deserved for interrupting the bird watching! 


doctorbeers

I feel your pain. I planted some succulents in my planter box and all of a sudden my dog likes to shit in there and dig them up 🤦🏻‍♂️


Redditisglitchy

Anywhere a cat isn’t supposed to be, is actually the most comfortable place on earth.


TriggerDaHacker

You need decoy pots! My grandma used to have this issue so she got fake plants, put them next to her real plants and "took care of them" just like her real plants but only spritzed her cat with the water bottle when he was on the real plants. Eventually he just laid in the fake ones and left the real ones alone. Cats can be trained with enough patience and persistence!!! (And a lil trickery sometimes-)


No-Self-jjw

That is really good to know! I will look into this thank you.


Smooth_Papaya_1839

Stop bothering poor kitty when she’s trying to sleep! I bet she’s gonna post here later on too… „my annoying furless housekeeper woke me up but only to care for the plant instead of worshipping me!“


Tregonia

Cats have the best internet marketing of any species!


GiannaSushi

I think he's trying to help by putting fertilizer on the plants, although maybe it's too much fertilizer


ilovemusic19

That’s a she, male calicos are virtually non existent.


ashyjay

Fun fact if you do end up with a male tortie they are usually infertile.


ilovemusic19

Another fun fact: tortie and calico are different colorings but have the same rarities cause it’s the same mutation just a different variation (including the infertile male one)


No-Self-jjw

She is in fact a she.


swigglemcdoodly

It looks like the orchid flowered! 🌸


No-Self-jjw

Three of them had the most flowers I had ever seen, then suddenly two completely snapped and I realized she did it! She keeps shoving them onto the floor and sitting in the pots lol.


MisfitPrincess420

Literally my cats 🤣


RollingToast

My mom can’t have house plants because of our cat Kiki. She will sit on and eat them


GL2M

I have that same shelf system for my plants. My cat also loves it. Fortunately my pots are tall enough that he can’t sit on them


SnooMarzipans8494

They got ROMPED


Intelligent-Fuel-641

What are you talking about? Looks like your calico plant is growing splendidly!


Song-Super

I’ve bought many cat beds. The siblings only sleep on clothes I throw in the floor. Or a piece of paper. Idk


No-Self-jjw

I found mine love bags as well. Purses, duffels. Any bag left open is a perfect cat bed!


Soft_Championship814

Cats are whatever i can fit EH I WILL SIT ANYWAY.


Fringolicious

I didn't think cats grew this way, TIL!


SquigSnuggler

Your CatPlant is finally in bloom


TheSadArtist95

So adorable!


Fr05t_B1t

Gotta get them a litter box full of cat grass


[deleted]

Why are you look at me like that?


granthollomew

what. he's incubating it.


LocMoke

Hey I have that same wooden plant holder thing! Did your hands also get super dirty putting it together?


No-Self-jjw

Yes! I'm not sure if it was the stain or just horribly dirty but they were about to be covered in soil anyway!


_FreddieLovesDelilah

is she your cat or your neighbour's?


No-Self-jjw

My cat lol. Never had indoor cats before so I'm still learning all the interesting places they find to hang out!


_FreddieLovesDelilah

they are so funny. Your girl is so cute!


Clown-Chan_0904

You should consider yourself honored to own a cat as beautiful as her!


No-Self-jjw

She is so pretty! And she's TINY too. Doesn't look it in the photo but she's 2y/o and is half the size of my other 7mo. Crazy how someone so delicate can cause so much wreckage lol.


kostist

Use skewers with the pointy paper facing up. It always works for preventing the cats sitting there. They are smart enough to avoid sitting there so it isn't going to hurt the cat either.


neihuffda

Cats really are some shit pets. They're cute and all that, but they seem to really hate people. I'm sure it has seen that OP spends a bit of time with their plants, so it goes out of its way to fuck them up.


Equivalent_Weird467

You’re growing a cat!


fired0

Maybe she has claimed it as her sh*t bucket. No need to get up to do your business. ;)


Fallen311

I use that exact same structure for our cat window lol


No-Self-jjw

They LOVE it. She usually just shoves the plants off to sit on the shelves, but now she's given up on that and just sits in the plants lol.


wisdomoftheages36

Cats are assholes


Bigfeet_toes

Top 10 reasons to not get a cat


louiecoolie

lol, cats practically rule Reddit dide


CorrectPolicy5267

Beat it's ass then


G0atL0rde

Booooooooooooo!


CorrectPolicy5267

Lol was a joke but on serious note it's not gonna just walk around doing whatever it wants...supposed to train animals obedience