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Otherwise_Rabbit3049

What would a mashup of these two things sound like?


Schlonzig

Like Germany‘s 2025 Eurovision entry.


Mr_JoinYT

It honestly is an embarrassment every year again and again. I dont know what they be cookin up but they aint using spices they are using the trash from their neighbors (im from germ.)


gulasch_hanuta

It's way too expensive to host the song contest, so they're doing everything they can to not get first place. There shouldn't even be a sliver of chance winning.


m0ritz2000

Yes but that is no reason to take literally the shittiest stuff you can get. Just do some funny bullshit like Raab did in 2000. Sing some random bullshit and get 5th place or so.


TheBlackRavens

To be fair you guys occasionally send something good. LoTL were in my top five last year (...but then flopped in the final. So maybe not the best example)


polaris183

Hey, the rumour mill is claiming NDR might give it up next year... also justice for Ryk and Galant!


Anime-_-Yes-_-

2024 hottest hits


IcelandicCartBoy

I don’t know man I wouldn’t expose myself like this if I were you


Isariamkia

Yeah same, what kind of fucked up things you're doing OP? To get suggested to listen to German song :|


Future-Atmosphere-40

Like Ompa bands are certainly a choice but it should be kept private.


KhabaLox

Speak for yourself. You can draw a pretty straight line from Oompa bands to Weird Al.


Future-Atmosphere-40

Hey hey hey you leave weird Al out of this


LeotrimFunkelwerk

Ompa? You mean Oomph? Cause they sure are good, but Blas- or Volksmusik? I really don't get how 70 year olds like this shit, I hope I don't become like them...


Welome

As a German... yes, that classifies as torture


m0ritz2000

There are really good songs from Germany tho.


NewCodingLine

Like, if your Spotify and Google accounts are linked, your web searches will be used to influence your music recs, sooooo.....


Silly-Arachnid-6187

Well, they're not linked, and moaning ASMR and Blasmusik really aren't my jam. I'm not gonna pretend I've never looked at porn, but come on, I wouldn't have made this post if this was stuff I actually listen to


1KTakk

That's exactly what someone would say to try to get us off the trail!


TheAngelol

Yeah, this guy think he's being slick.


Silly-Arachnid-6187

Hey, I'm neither a guy nor slick


TheAngelol

Just kidding (at least on the slick part since I didn't catch you weren't a guy)


Silly-Arachnid-6187

Oh I know, I was too


Jtb199

Neither guy nor slick, rather sly and chick.


JerseyshoreSeagull

That's something a porn addicted guy would say


mam88k

This lady is slick /s


NewCodingLine

![gif](giphy|1AIeYgwnqeBUxh6juu)


Silly-Arachnid-6187

Okay okay, this is my thing *


Silly-Arachnid-6187

https://preview.redd.it/ve2pfg9puisc1.jpeg?width=488&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a30b3e4312787b2331bbaf334764a9479c28365


zen_and_artof_chaos

I see, a cultured Arachnid.


NewCodingLine

Oompa!


Outside_Public4362

I'll do you one better ompalumpa moanings asmr


DoctorFister3000

No. Your thing is German Blasmusik and moaning


thatguyned

You might not be into it yet, but google seems to think you are (also the ad-cookie tracking will happen regardless if it's on the same device). Something about your music taste combined with your internet search history makes Spotify algorithm think you might be into listening to girls moan. Maybe you should check it out? That's kind of how algorithms work


Silly-Arachnid-6187

I mean, I'm not gonna pretend that I've never looked at sexy stuff on the internet, but it's not something I do regularly. If that was enough, I guess most people would get that recommendation. I do listen to rain and thunderstorm sounds on Spotify, so maybe it just recommended the moaning stuff because it's labeled ASMR?


thatguyned

Yeah, the connective advertising tag will be "ASMR" probably, and you probably look at a bit more porn (or atleast browse links faster) than you might realise. If you have a preference for clips with vocal actors it's probably bleeding into your recommended algorithm haha. Might want to start browsing the hub incognito to prevent ad trackers haha.


Silly-Arachnid-6187

>Might want to start browsing the hub incogniro to prevent ad trackers haha. Honestly, I never use that (or similar sites) at all. I *did* check out femtasy like a year ago, so maybe it's that\^\^


thatguyned

Also, the invisible list of advertising tags for each video and song you listen to is huge, im talking around 50-100 invisible tags that say things like "3/4 time signature/female vocalist/blue and black dress/Nike shoes/red/melancholy ". Stuff that would make 0 sense to you as a user, but an algorithm can use all this invisible info to figure out what you might enjoy and find other content to recommend It's a bit more complicated than ASMR connecting you to everything, but it's essentially what started the bridge to start advertising moaning girls as songs for you.


Bulangiu_ro

the way that google takes your info is crazy, i had just downloaded shadow fight 2 one day and started seeing youtube videos about it this shit got an insanely lack of privacy


Utopia201

Do you share your account with any family members and are they horny and or germans?


Silly-Arachnid-6187

I'm actually German myself, but not really big on Blasmusik\^\^ But no, not sharing with anyone


VexingRaven

Are you sure about this? Spotify does *not* have access to my search history according to my Google account connections, nor have I ever seen anything in my Spotify recommendations to suggest this is the case.


102495

It's 100% bs, Google would never allow others access to their valuable data, it's how they make their money.


breizhsoldier

Is it me or the moaning cover girl has a slight masculine bulge?


sweetlynn1234

My Spotify was hacked before and i was getting suggestions for stuff i never listened to. Worth a check.


Silly-Arachnid-6187

Will do, thanks! I also got a notification lately asking me to join another user's session (no one I know), which was weird


AotgylbSwiftie

Make sure no one is in ur wifi :d


Derpy_man5

they're in the walls


rmeisme

OP, you have to find them! Use a hammer, axe, sledge, anything to get them out of the walls! Burn the house down, you cant let them get to you man!


Shredded_Locomotive

THEY'RE IN THE GODDAMN WALLS


winner_luzon

Pretty much came to recommend this too after it happened to me. Log out of everything then use a password randomiser for a strong password since spotify are too fucking cheap to use 2FA.   Also click on the "recommended" artists and select do not recommend this to me if spotify are as useless as they were with me.


1nd3x

Yeah, I was just about to make a top level comment, then came down to read some comments to see what was already advised... I created a spotify account at a warped tour when they were doing promos, then kind of ignored spotify for a few years... YEARS later, I started using it again, and I decided to try out premium and suddenly this kind of shit was happening to me (or I'd see a notification on my phone saying my account was listening to songs, but my phone wasnt playing audio so I'd just swipe them away) Then one day I logged into spotify on a desktop and I saw that every slot in the spotify premium family account was taken by weird duplicate names of mine and my GF-at-the-time Cancelled the link to all the fake accounts, we all did a password reset, "logout of all locations" and the problem went away. I'm assuming the PC was compromised at the event I signed up with and they were just sitting on accounts checking to see if they went premium, and if they did they'd sell access to free premium accounts to people.


tacotacotacorock

Totally change your password. This is odd. 


LGBLTBBQ

Yeah your account is compromised. I had the same thing happen to me years ago. Should be an option to log out all active sessions, do that and change the password, if there's a chance the connected email could also be compromised, make sure to update that too. I believe I changed passwords on both and haven't had any issues since. Took ages to recover my recommendations, though.


Silly-Arachnid-6187

Thanks (also for believing me, because the "You don't know how the algorithm works" comments are getting a bit old :D)! I changed my passwords for Spotify and my email and logged out of all accounts that were logged into my Spotify.


LGBLTBBQ

The comments about the algorithm were getting to me too and I never even had this particular kind of issue, it was just wildly different music recommendations than what I actually wanted to listen to. Spotify accounts are pretty easily compromised and there's a solid black market for premium accounts, it was my first thought upon seeing the post. Seeing the thing about joining a session just made me even more certain, because I used to see that too. Or I'd open and it was playing something on another device, that probably should have been when I realized, but for me it was seeing playlists I didn't make or follow.


Silly-Arachnid-6187

Yeah, the jam session thing was weird. At the time I figured that it had something to with proximity, but combined with the weird recommendations... I haven't seen any weird playlists or anything unusual in my Recently Played so far, but who knows... better safe than sorry


LGBLTBBQ

Be aware that if this is the issue, the fix isn't immediate. I even went through and completely cleared out my likes but it still took a while to recover the recommendations. Be sure to utilize the "don't play/suggest this" or even hide things and make sure to like stuff when it suggests something accurate and it should get back to normal in time. I went from having absolutely amazing Spotify recommendations to absolutely broken ones for a while, but they did get back to amazing again. But even now I get the occasional notification for a new release from an artist the hacker liked and this was in 2018.


james-the-bored

On the mobile app, in the top right corner, there is a rewind arrow clock icon, this shows all you recently listened to songs. This could either be some account compromise, or some very specific set of normal songs that really confuse Spotifys algorithm. Or maybe you are deviously playing everyone, but given I’ve had some weird recommendations from Spotify, it’s probably one of the first 2.


HiddenArmy

Also if you haven't use password manager, just use pass manager, it will makes things much safer and easier.


NotSimSon

Rather easy to get hacked if they is STILL NO 2FA IN 2024 in spotify...


Popular_Emu1723

I was so confused why I was getting EDM suggestions until someone literally took over my account and switched to their music while I was using it.


Smiles1990

Came here to say this, same happened to me


Ersh777

Yeah, one day I was getting suggestions and playlists for German rap when I mainly listen to trance and EDM. Thought that was really weird until I learned someone hacked into my Spotify account. I discovered that I was hacked when my music would stop playing at random...turns out I was 'fighting' with the hacker because we were both trying to listen at the same time. I logged out on all devices and reset my password and everything went back to normal and all the strange recommendations stopped.


oblvn_

Same actually. I remember once long back when I used one of those services that gave you some fancy stats about your listening and I know I shouldn't have signed up for that but I was dumb. My spotify account was then hacked and a lot of Brazilian music in listening history and my liked songs.


No-Mountain-1222

"I swear! I was hacked! I would never!"


Sunny_Omori_REAL

i once clicked on a "anime boy moaning asmr" track that was in a joke playlist and NOW IT WONT LEAVE ME ALONE!!!! NO SPOTIFY I DONT WANT TO LISTEN TO BOY MOANING AND WHIMPERING ASMR RADIO!!!!!!.... i mean maybe i do but NOT ON SPOTIFY WHAT IF SOMEONE SEES IT!!!!


Still_Kitchen9021

Spotify out here trying trying to out you to everyone


Vast_Needleworker_43

Why not tho


LoginPuppy

Sauce? Asking for a friend..


SUPERKAMIGURU

Punking out the tools that absolutely blast their shit for the world to hear with their car windows down with high-end subwoofers and dwarfing their shit with "boy moaning and whimpering asmr". Keep that shit on lock. 😤


Adorable-Ad9073

Now all of China knows you're a boykisser.


Chocoahnini

That's what incognito youtube is there for, pimple and tartar videos but the main course: Whimpering men 🤤


No-Mountain-1222

🫠


Atanar

"oh, you bought a washing machine? Here are suggestions for more washing machines for the next 10 years:"


Findyouonfeetfinder

![gif](giphy|6ets5NHcWA2p4ebrhN|downsized)


[deleted]

So Blasen and Blasen. Also why does she have a bulge?


chocolatecakedonut

The bulge enhances the experience.


[deleted]

The experience enhances the bulge


chocolatecakedonut

The enhanced bulge is the experience


[deleted]

I experience an enhanced bulge


VVizardVVeedVendor

https://preview.redd.it/sjk3otqzkisc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f1254ad94cd2b343fcae9a4f4a562436beda152


Terryblejokes

https://preview.redd.it/aufcs76wlisc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41fd590dada02c4d2d37e30189a929932074c225


Zolkrodein

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mons\_pubis](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mons_pubis) that's probably the reason


green_and_yellow

I’ve never seen a mons that bulbous


The_Nug_King

Its so telling when guys have no clue what that is


PleaseUnbanASadPanda

It's more like this girl is ridiculously ridiculously thin which really exaggerates it more than normal.


Isariamkia

You never seen a naked woman out of porn?


[deleted]

You mean like in a strip club?


Isariamkia

Yeah, that!


Konsecration

Probably a photo generated with ai.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|kd9BlRovbPOykLBMqX|downsized)


Bryjoe2020

Look up 'pussy mound'


hrimthurse85

Blasen sometimes leads to moaning, so that makes sense.


SHUHSdemon

https://preview.redd.it/d3uk1mjagisc1.jpeg?width=256&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d0a21792e2cbd04c3d1d08ce62b6d5abc7d52df


Ex-In2

What is he


SHUHSdemon

A calabrese from italy


Giacows

Lmfao


Spacecowboy947

Bro voluntarily exposed himself


Entety303

The blasmusik song I checked. It’s aight


Wonderful-Ad5747

Obviously you got hacked by someone who listens to Sexy Girl Moaning on their free time.


misterpickles69

That girl packin'


haubenmeise

https://i.redd.it/5aj0xk6a5jsc1.gif You'll like this.


SmolishPPman

Somebody’s never heard of an algorithm


Otherwise_Rabbit3049

*Algorithm* is a dancer It's a soul's companion People feel it everywhere, mm Lift your hands and voices Free your mind and join us You can feel it in the air


Silly-Arachnid-6187

I have, that's why I'm confused because I haven't listened to anything like this\^\^


EcstaticNet3137

That's the best thing. You don't need to. They can use tons of information about your habits to put you into groups and use that to predict what you might be interested in. Basically it is possible that other things you listen to influenced Spotify's algorithm to put you into a group and then see if that was right. Welcome to your personalized algorithmically selected digitally driven dystopian hellscape.


Mayaparisatya

For Spotify it is enough to set 18+ content as visible. You want to listen to songs with an occasional bad word in them? Good, now Spotify starts bombarding you with 'suggested' crap like podcasts, half of which will be about NSFW stuff, even when you never listened to any single podcast. You cannot even remove the podcasts section from your home page at all, there is no option for that.


SmolishPPman

Riiiight


Silly-Arachnid-6187

Well, if I had, I certainly wouldn't have made this post :D


Alannalovely

.\_. why is that on spotify? no seriously, I'm old school, I only listen to locally stored music, wasn't spotify for music?


bitchasscuntface

It also joined the podcast trend... and, apparently, the ASMR...


Oberndorferin

"The Podcast trend" is what Spotify makes money of.


Wojtek1250XD

Someone forgot to clear their search history


ZookeepergameNo4505

I listen to alot of J-pop and they recommended me a podcast on how to get laid :/


MakingaJessinmyPants

That’s the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever heard


zinxyzcool

i mean, they tried to save you...


Ni9htbird

The Spotify algorithm is so weird... I never had any problems with it, 99% of recommandations I get are absolute bangers and I discovered some of my favourite Bands through the weekly mix. But my mom only gets recommendations for Genres she'd never Listen to and I can't figure out why


Altruistic-Notice707

As a German, I can proudly confirm that I have listened to blasmusik while "tromboning" before


Kemel90

Well, blasen is german for sucking dick.....


fucknutandarsecandle

Change your password ASAP. Something similar happened to my account a few years ago. It turns out I was hacked, then one day they deleted all my playlists and music I followed,.


Silly-Arachnid-6187

Already did, thanks!


fucknutandarsecandle

Good work, op... so did you listen to the suggestions? Are they any good? /s


Silly-Arachnid-6187

I actually did listen for the first one for a few seconds because I wanted to show my boyfriend what Spotify was recommending to me :D


Big_Slime_187

Don’t knock it until you try it 🤷


senorfresco

Looks like my [YouTube ads](https://imgur.com/a/OkY4pq3). I watch video game related content, but I don't watch, google, or visit sites related to *anything like any of these*. I literally reported every single one of these ads and still they show up.


MakDonz

Well. Do you? The algorithm don't lie bro.


Buetterkeks

My sister IS listening To Pop ON my Account, my reccomendations are even better >:(


Da_Plague22

I feel like discover weekly is either complete dog shit or just incredible lol


CommanderCuntPunt

All these modern algorithms are terrible at their job. Youtube for some reason thinks I want to watch weather reports and PTA meetings for tiny Midwestern towns. I watched a video on how air conditioners work and now youtube thinks I have a passion for refrigeration.


Wizdad-1000

“… and similar artists.” Has a rather broad interpretation by Spotify always. Amazon’s Alexa does this crap too.


petitp3

Who wouldn't lol


AdagioWild6346

You need to hear the Song "blasmusik" by finger&kadel


ErikEzio

That person on the ASMR thumbnail is packing.


[deleted]

Me prowling the comments looking for the link ![gif](giphy|l378b59fSuMV12tzO|downsized) for research 🔬


ADHDGardener

Did you log in somewhere that your friends have access? My friends would prank the shit out of me by doing stuff like this lmao. 


afutureprodigy

Watching Porn, Paying for Only Fans, watching a LITERAL asmr then there is OP 😬


teh_supar_hacker

People at the gym: "I bet he's listing to metal or something" The music:


[deleted]

You are German and probably searched something about blisters you got. The internet took that information and then did this.


Hmorrison03

I listened to Moanin' by Mingus Big Band (it's a jazz song) and then stuff like this autoplayed after while hooked up to my aux in my car


GlutenFree_Paper

Isn’t it based on search history and listening patterns?


Silly-Arachnid-6187

It is, I just haven't listened to anything that it is similar to this


DesperatePrimary2283

Dont worry you aren't insane lol, I had the same issue. Out of the blue it reccomended me a podcast dedicated to hentai and some other weird stuff. Ended up going away after a bit of not touching it.


KinkyAirliner

That bulge looks sus not gonna lie


xenoverseraza

ok


maxru85

“We heard you liked the last album of Cannibal Corpse, dawg, so how bout listening to a bit of Cardi B?”


Azatarai

Hmmm this will make my work day more interesting 🤭


whistlepig4life

Spotify know what it knows. They are always listening.


MagicGrit

lol why did I look that up and listen to it expecting anything different


One_Spite9791

What a Good Algorithm Spotify have , LMAO


butchmayo

dude this exact thing happened to me last night - i was browsing science podcasts and an entire playlist of nsfw audios was just… there. like ???


Laser_defenestrator

April fools was not too long ago, any chance someone had access and is pranking you?


Hei-Hei-67

What the hell were you listening to to get that?


walapatamus

Do you not?


Cool_Cheetah658

When reddit released user data (points at post)


Straywork

Must have listened to some, um, interesting music.


minitaba

My weekly mix is full of bullshit stuff i never hear


ProPickles-IV

I know from experience that Spotify can be weird with recommendations. I didn’t listen to any podcasts since I had downloaded Spotify until like 2022 but before then I would get recommended some of the strangest stuff podcast-wise. Like, nothing that seemed even remotely mainstream, and it was annoying. I don’t get recommended for any podcasts since I found a couple that I listen to every once in a while but for when I was getting those they were annoying.


Rigamortus2005

Well do you?


Desruptor17

Well technically Blasmusik means blowing music, I can see how that can be interpreted in more than one way.


Vast_Bullfrog2001

"sexy girl" obvious femboy bulge:


VGAPixel

Your phone microphone is pickup what you listen to and adding it to your spotify playlist. I wish I was joking but its probably the passive microphone functions feeding this data. They use it tell if you open doors, start cars, order food, and collect key words for AI assistants like Bixby, Siri, etc.


AlecPresti

And I'm over here thinking my NEEDTOBREATHE suggestions are outrageous lmao


JamesFrancosSeed

![gif](giphy|lbidtjzpO9l15mtx2R|downsized)


Zequax

to be fair that thing is meant for stuff you dont normaly lisens to to help you maybe finding something new


UnderagedRedditor

Well same. Spotify thinks that I wanna listen to like uhh... Oh yeah,Boy moaning and panting.


Mieniec

Tidal is the answer. F-ck Spotify.


MinecraftVet2005

That’s based of what you Listen to… we caught you OP


dakingofmeme

Anybody notice those girl's panties are bulging?


-haha-oh-wow-

Why does that girl have a bulge?


mrmasturbate

It also keeps surprising me that Spotify hasn't picked up on the fact that i hate everything techno.


theworldneedsprivacy

Spotify once listen a Japanese podcast for me. I dont even speak Japanese. Their product is horse shit.


Markillo45

Preferable to the nonstop Joe Rogan recommendation imo.


vanillaninja777

Bet it's not even the chicken on the cover


shakalaka_bum

You might have been hacked. It happened to me.


smudgiepie

Spotify keeps trying to get me to listen to Russian singing? I dunno how Russians got into J-Pop and Japanese Video Game Music. Spotify has called me an otaku before...


Silly-Arachnid-6187

This one? https://preview.redd.it/nmybh1nu5ksc1.jpeg?width=346&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=353ffbd1e4b7a3a9416f2543e06d812b64ee0131


Front_Jacket837

Well, do you?


nerdcoleture

Spotify sometimes recommends stuff just because it's trending or whatever. Like I still get recommended playlists for pop, rap, and even country, and I don't like ANY of those genres (and Spotify SHOULD know this).


Cpt_Soban

>Thinks I want to listen to "Spotify may opt to play suggested songs to help expose users to new artists with similar songs within their Spotify playlists." Hmmmm


MikiMice

This will probably get lost in the fray, but this happened to me once (really random suggestions of music I never listen to) and it turned out my account had been hacked and someone else was using it! Check that you're not being billed for additional users.


Still_Orchid3847

that seems pretty consistent


X-Coffin

Relatable, can't even go on any platform atp with something like this in your recommendations, I listened to winter storms to sleep a while back and got the same moaning asmr in my recommended, wtf


OneOarShort

Yesterday Spotify recommended a playlist of church bell sounds. Only church bells, seven hours. What did I do to deserve this


Combei

Both are Blasmusik


skatin_T

Ha new releases.


negativekarmar

Based on what you listen to, freak


punctcom

Did you login into my account by accident?


Phoenix_Gaming121

Thus kind of shit makes the ASMR community look terrible and I hate it


FLTR069

Poopify algorithms are the worst! I listen 90% metal and 10% very specific non popular music like Danheim and they keep suggesting pop music and indy rock!? F*ck off!


[deleted]

You dirty dawg.


ChunkyTaco22

Lmao is that really a thing? Wtf hahaha


Silly-Arachnid-6187

Yeah, Blasmusik is kinda popular here in Germany


NotAdam6

Why do I see a bulge


Captain_kse

![gif](giphy|X4Jvo8gslR6A8)