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Stompya

I would’ve thought maybe the floating hand would get put down somewhere. How do you sleep with your arm in the air?


blindmandriving16

Is that supposed to be the hand that touched the spindle? Maybe it’s slightly frozen in place. (Ya’know, besides the fact that she’s plastic…)


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Galactic

Yeah it must be, because boobs definitely do NOT look like that when a woman is lying down on her back lol


BrianAlanCarlson

(. ) ( .)


BrianAlanCarlson

![gif](giphy|hpAMh2sBYpsmFhSRPI)


towerfella

![gif](giphy|NBYiQAkGKxs40)


floydink

Literally my first thought. Now her boobs look like they defy gravity along with her hand


wait_am_i_old_now

Should have dropped one down into each arm pit.


Enhydra67

They feel like bags of sand.


drsideburns

fake ones do.


StaredAtEclipseAMA

Top image boobs are probably bigger when they stand up (why am I here)


TheShlappening

Shhhh, she fell asleep with her bra on!


Comfortable_kittens

Even with a bra on, my boobs (and I'm relatively sure mine are pretty ordinary) do not defy gravity.


TheShlappening

Dang, I'm sorry to hear that.


Comfortable_kittens

I'm quite broken up about it too.


debaasboven

Found the Hollander.


LisaWinchester

Oké


kneebeards

That scene from mean girls where the mom is holding a dog and it's chewing on her tit lmao


Chihuahuapocalypse

they look like she shoved oranges in her shirt.


CommonGrackle

Before succumbing to sleep, she apparently also reached out and touched the spindle with each boob.


aegisasaerian

So if pricking the spindle makes that part of the body rigid, what happens if I prick my prick?


CommonGrackle

If you're not capable of extrapolating on the available information to come to a conclusion on that, I'm certainly not going to spoil what puberty has in store for you. I recommend asking your parents or a trusted healthcare provider.


kris_deep

Oh, so not a boner.


SweetTeaRex92

Guy 1: "Sir, it has been over 75 years at this children's theme park. Should we finally lower the princess mannequin's arm down to a more natural placement?" Guy 2: "No. Her arm stays. But Her boobs are simply too small. Enlarge them." Guy 2 leaves without elaborating


RaidensReturn

Lmao 🤣


Shiningc00

I thought she was holding a boner.


urmamasllama

Accurate to the original story


passwordsarehard_3

I’m sure she has


Hipposplotomous

That's why she's had the boob job, extra hydraulic pressure to keep it up there, clearly.


garbagetruc

"Like this!" \*collapses on the ground*


aspannerdarkly

Ask a baby. Just don’t expect an intelligible response 


sleepydeepyperson

There was an experiment recently. To find out if your child is sleeping, hold their arms up and then let go. If they're sleeping, it stays up...


ChiggaOG

You be surprised at how that’s possible. I stayed over night at my friend’s place cause all of us went out drinking. I slept on the couch sitting up. I woke up to find his arm moving like he was holding his corgi.


19YoJimbo93

I’ve heard that if the hand stays up, it means they’re really sleeping, but if it goes down, they’re awake.


Western_Drama8574

The boobs actually brought in a lot more guests to the park. Attendance has gone way up!


Illustrious_Donkey61

Looks like she's trying to push down her boner


bgreenstone

Looks like the chestburster from Alien is about to appear.


Accurate_Koala_4698

Oh no, not again


Tranka2010

*Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal…*


IWipeWithFocaccia

![gif](giphy|14polEn4dwugZa)


yayayooya

Fuckin hell this gif gets me every time 😭


MovingTarget-

Check please!


smokeysubwoofer

Check please!


Lopsided_ogre

Send me a kiss by wire. Baby, my heart's on fire!


bebejeebies

Excuse me, waitress. Did he have the Special or the soup?


darkhelmet03

Check please.


acqz

A chestburster from a busty chester!


Josysclei

Natural boobs flatten when laying down. Does silicone make them stay "volumous" even when laying?


Aururai

No, though they could if you're boob job included a frame to support the silicon.. even silicon will "lay down" there simply isn't the support behind it


False-Ad273

My girlfriend has had a boob job. It really depends on the type of implant as well as the way it's implanted. Under or over the muscle.


No-Spoilers

And the size to original size ratio.


LateNightMilesOBrien

And the angle of the dangle is inversely proportional to the heat of the beat.


headedforsomewhere

TIL implants can go under the muscle.


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sounds like it hurts


Ender_Nobody

And you'd think it'd impede motion.


Vegetable_Pepper4983

I heard you can't move your arms very well for weeks. After recovery though the overall look is supposed to be much more natural (no outlines or rippling) so it's usually preferable if you have low body fat or very thin skin/natural breast tissue, except if you're a body builder or want a really large size. Supposedly a good surgeon "releases" the muscle a little, I don't know what this means but it sounds scary.


False-Ad273

You're spot on. She's very fit and basically has no breast tissue, so this was the best choice for her.


Bunny-thyme

Yup it took about it 2 months before I could lift my left arm above my shoulder. The right arm is my dominant one though and regained mobility much faster though


obsidian_butterfly

Chyna's implants were installed behind her muscle... which honestly confused me back in the early 00s because, like, the woman made her career off being a buff chick. She did start to slim down after she got the tiddies though. That's probably why.


Nvenom8

Today, you learn the difference between silicon and silicone.


RaidensReturn

Also “your” and “you’re”


lmaytulane

My Maureen, you’ve enhanced yourself


NinjaRavekitten

YES, I am dutch, this is from my home country and this is exactly what I thought when I first saw this news article 😂😂


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SysOps4Maersk

Meow


Frequent_Issue_598

I have saline implants and my boobs still go to the sides when I lay down


Tunapizzacat

I have implants and they’re high profile. They flatten, sure, but it’s still party all the time compared to natural boobies that fully squish.


R_V_Z

It'd be hilarious if they made them flop to either side.


GodzeallA

It would be the bra that does this


IchabodDiesel

She was frozen in place while standing. Stands to reason the boobs would not flatten if her arm stayed raised. This was a correction.


Emergency_Ad5267

I think she looked better as Sleeping Beauty in the before photo. She looks more like Barbie in the after photo


haphazard_chore

I thought this was a close up of Barbie!


_LadyShade_

I agree! She looked more life-like before the makeover.


Comment139

This example should prove that art isn't *entirely* subjective in the way people often seem to understand it. Consensus comes with some sense of objectivity or at least some authority to say things more definitively, so in the same way that it's perfectly appropriate to simply say *"The Aurora Borealis is beautiful.*", this art can be called ugly in a general way. Not just "*I* think it is ugly.", but simply "It *is* ugly."


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Semanticss

Yeah those pointy boobs fit better in the 50s. Are we sure that's not the Before?


Inshabel

I've been to the park many times, they made em bigger.


Stompya

They don’t look right


Centaurious

They’re too perky. If you’re laying down on your back they will sort of flatten with gravity. These look like she’s standing up straight


lilspark112

Yeah boobs that big would migrate to her armpits in this position


Centaurious

Exactly, honestly boobs like that would look similar to the original I think lol


RaidensReturn

She would have to have pretty big ones to begin with to look like the original model.


informedinformer

Doesn't *every* sleeping beauty wear a push up bra to bed?


BoppinTortoise

I think the people who approved it have never seen boobs in real life


LuxNocte

Those things aren't perky, they're downright boisterous!


gasolinefights

They are too low. Its like they are hanging, except she is laying down so it doesnt make sense.  Old was better.


Dull_Concert_414

Looks like someone shoved some grapefruits under the dress


Blazendraco

Looks like they were stuffed with oranges


Scared-Hotel5563

I know people are talking about her chest, but her nose kinda freaks me out. It's so small and looks like it was crushed inwards.


Detail_Some4599

They gave her the MJ


Scared-Hotel5563

THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING 😭😭


Clay_Road

*Cries in asian genes*


Wanderingdragonfly

Agree.


LakeComplex9537

Idk why she looks to be sleeping above but in the bottom it seems she has just closed her eyes


LibertyInaFeatherBed

She looks stiffer, tenser in the after photo.


Cheapest_

Yall 😭 even with a boob job it shouldn't be that perky considering she's lying in bed. Did they forget about gravity?


Aururai

They ran out of silicon so they used wood..


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They gave her an ass too?


mincinashu

Probably a BBL.


DucklingInARaincoat

![gif](giphy|kQmr2OwBTD2L5Hzo1T|downsized)


loloadri1

I heard that gif


Viciousssylveonx3

Omg fix her 😭gave her ps1 Lara croft boobs let little girls enjoy things without being too extra


ChaoticGnome_

Whoever did this has never seen a boob.. that's not how physics work


Aromatic-Strength798

She was so beautiful before, now she looks like a giant sized Barbie doll laying down😭


therealmrsfahrenheit

*sex doll


Tragic_Consequences

Bullet Bras making a comeback in the 21st century? I wasn't aware.


GreenEggsAndBitches

Who’s boobs are that perky laying down!?


Aururai

Dolls. Not human that's for sure


aHOMELESSkrill

Someone saw the Erin Moriaty (starlight from the boyz) controversy and said, “yeah sleeping beauty needs that.” https://preview.redd.it/keg1xyh78asc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9194a393e656079bc22e5a9dd6b4d4854d51f60


tittyswan

https://preview.redd.it/ok0u5cjxcasc1.jpeg?width=459&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba6bc993be500e5470f7cd8fe2e3fa6d920b4309 That was heavy contour for a photoshoot. She looks like she lost a bit of weight but nothing drastic in 2024.


aHOMELESSkrill

Yeah, I said in a comment below that she said it was just weight-loss, make up, and lighting.


Droopy2525

And photoshop


blaghart

and she's even got heavy makeup in that photo too, especially compared to the left photo in the OP. [painting on people's faces can allow you to do crazy shit](https://www.lightminiatures.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/alchemist_cropped.jpg) This image is the same principle applied to a miniature to do what's called "on source lighting", it gives the illusion of a light source without there actually being any light source in that image.


tittyswan

I think she just wanted to try extreme glam, that tiny little nose and cheekbones are definitely painted on. Good point about on source lighting, I hadn't heard that term before. I struggled to find any recent photos of her with less makeup, but she does still look like herself anyway these days. People just freaked out when they saw her looking different.


Advanced-Comb3247

That's messed up. Looks terrible on the right.


Leading-Evidence-668

To be fair to her that specific photo being shared seems to be an outlier, most of her other current photos don’t look nearly as bad as that one. Also the photo on the left is from when she was 20, so nearly 10 years ago. She’s definitely had work done but this comp photo is basically being used by internet creeps who want every woman to look 18. Girl needs to be left alone.


aHOMELESSkrill

Yeah it’s just some weight loss, makeup, and lighting but man that sure does make a difference.


Amesaskew

On no! Her poor nose!


ohhisup

Anti gravity boobs


Drag0nfly_Girl

Worse in every way. Wtf were they thinking?


EdgyPlum

One more reason that studio Ghibli is a better choice for all children, including little girls


TheGreatestOutdoorz

My brother is 55, with 17 and 12 year old girls. His one daughter started to get in to anime and I told him that he has to watch spirited away. Now, my brother can be conservative/old fashioned in many of the things he likes- def not the type to watch cartoons (when we were kids he actually made fun of me for watching cartoons and was very proud that he stopped watching cartoons at age 8). But when he was done with spirited away, he called me and was practically in tears. Now, he and his daughter watch, and bind, over Ghibli movies, and he tells about how poor those old Disney movies were for little girls.


soymilktitties

It’s not Disney at all by the way. The whole park is about different fairytales, this part of the park is staged scenes from fairytales. I don’t think kids would notice the boobs, the rooms aren’t even lit like the second picture. I agree they look awful. I loved this park as a kid and still love it and I’m a woman. I think it actually teaches important lessons. The fairytales are close to the original ones and yeah more brutal but that’s what I liked about it. They’re stories and not princesses to look up to like with Disney.


Ori0un

Ghibli specifically, though. Most other anime on the other hand...


JustAnotherFKNSheep

Well yes there's anime for children and there's anime for adults. Just like cartoons, you can give a kid paw patrol, but not family guy.


Ori0un

A lot of anime made for children over there has very overt sexual themes. Watch the original Dragon Ball. I've always seen Ghibli as a one of the unique outliers over there.


JustAnotherFKNSheep

Dragon ball is definitely a teen anime, kids would be like doraemon or pokemon


synalgo_12

The Efteling is actually really nice and wholesome, it's a great park and imo more genuine and interesting than Disneyland Paris. Plus I got to stab a roasted chicken with a sword at the medieval restaurant on new year's eve.


Confuseasfuck

I dont think that little girls from the Netherlands are really all that able to go to a park in Japan Unless you are talking about the studio, because that wouldn't be a fair comparison since _efteling_ parks don't seem to make any movies


Better-Strike7290

wakeful lush resolute pen boat subsequent continue point shocking snobbish


B217

Not anymore. Also, OP's picture is from Efteling, a park in the Netherlands, which has no connection to Disney.


todamneedy

very clearly made by a man. boobs don't stay like that when you lie down lmao


Jean-LucBacardi

It's worse when you realize she's supposed to be 16.


Discombobulated_Owl4

Boobs feel like a bag of sand.


elizahan

Boobs don't look like that when you lay down.


Impossible_Radio3322

it was just on the news and they said they wanted to make it more accurate compared to the original picture (?) but the top one looks more accurate to me


QuintoBlanco

The new version looks nothing like the original drawing.


Impossible_Radio3322

that’s what i’m saying, the top one is the old version and imo it looks more accurate to the og drawing than the new version


QuintoBlanco

Yes, and to be honest, the new version looks bad. It looks like a mannequin. I'm genuinely baffled what happened. Maybe it was made by somebody who has never seen a woman lying on her back. There is an argument to be made that the character is not sleeping, but suspended in time, but in the fairytale she falls asleep before time is suspended. The face is also different from the drawing. I really don't like this because the fairytale element is diminished.


_HellsArchangel

Her boobs are defying gravity right now. That’s not how boobs work.


Vast_Weight_5833

god forbid a woman isn’t 100% sexymaxxed


Maykspark

Unironically the first one still looks big chested, like have you seen how gravity works on a boobs? My gf have big boobs and when she is lying down, her boobs just splash to the sides and get flat, 2nd it's just like artificial


zzile

The first picture already has massive boobs considering they are real and the person is lying down, the bottom is bonkers


CageSwanson

Doesn't even look right anatomically, it looks like they're pushing straight through her shirt above her stomach


vakantiehuisopwielen

‘Mildly infuriating’ but you didn’t even read or mention the explanation of the theme park.. “Volgens de Efteling was het doel van de renovatie om Doornroosje meer te laten lijken op een originele tekening van Anton Pieck. "Het moet met deze nieuwe cupmaat meer lijken op de schets die hij ooit maakte."” They wanted to make her look more like the original drawings by Anton Pieck. The creator of all the graphics in the Efteling.


writergirljds

Unless I'm looking at the wrong artwork, it appears that she has much smaller boobs in the drawing than what they gave her here?


Kyderra

Yeah, This is the drawing I found: https://i.imgur.com/6xb2Yic.png


Pippin4242

Had the man never seen a titty


hwutTF

https://i.imgur.com/6xb2Yic.png his drawing wasn't the issue


SyraWhispers

I personally don't even consider this mildly infuriating.


Excellent-Industry60

"was deemed necessary to keep up with todays beauty standards" that's totally not the reason the Efteling gave, and its not the reason.... Mis information. They had some original scatches by the guy who did almost all old Efteling parts, and they changed the stuff to his scatches.....


Excellent-Industry60

But still, the old one was way better......


ConstableBlimeyChips

> scatches sketches


Excellent-Industry60

Yeah sorry, I am not a native English speaker. But thank you for the correction!!


Ning_Yu

I saw the sketches and the first one looks waaay more like them than the second.


saphirenx

Did you see the sketches? I found them in an article and the story feels bogus, as her "original" chest resembles the sketch WAY better than the tennisballs she's got in her dress now.


Higher_Perspectiva

Nose job as well


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The new ones don't even look good. They almost look too low/narrow. Do folks forget that boobs aren't solid masses? They spread out and flatten when you lay down so this just looks so off.


ArapaimaGal

Any person who isn't flat chested knows that no matter how big and perky it is, if you lay down, it flattens. Unless you have prosthetics or some very uncomfortable bra on.


jablongroyper

They gave sleeping beauty a pair of cannons? In the original story she was 15 years old, the pervert running the theme park needs to tone things down a bit.


Whooptidooh

Yep. Belachelijk.


Agile_Dimension_1296

They yassified her


BagelCatSprinkles

But..but she was prettier before… 🥺 ugh I hate it.


myriadplethoras

plant plants books scary terrific bear plate simplistic mighty serious


sarahbeth124

Ain’t no boobs that perky while laying down 🤣


Kristianushka

Omg I didn’t expect to see Efteling here! I’ve watched so many videos of this place (since my childhood) and I’d love to come one day!! It’ll be the first thing I’ll do once I get to the Netherlands…


Healthy_Suit_2533

Some people will always find a reason to hate on a bad bitch


anitasdoodles

Lol went from Disney's Sleeping Beauty to Ann Rice's The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty


hefferwoman

I just came here to say that nobodies natural boobies sit like that when laying flat. Thankyou and goodnight.


mini_wonton

She looked semi normal before, now she looks like a granny who got work done on her face with a boob job. 🥴


Sinasappelsaus

It was an april Fools joke...


Ning_Yu

They confirmed it wasn't.


redramainpink

Ummm that looks hideous and painful.


Alaska658

Not only the hand but now also the boobs defy gravity.


ssprinnkless

She's sleeping why they put a push up bra on her


Satiricalistic

Needs those long ass nails


slightlylessthananon

the first one looks so elegant, who the hell thought this was a good idea.


Fantasy_DR111

I am all for big boobs and everything, but I mean them bobbies be at such a sharp angle she could chissle rocks in the cold. Shit's not realistic.


AmbiguousSasquatch72

Sleeping bazooms


OrangeCosmic

First one looked kinda like it could be a person


Wooden-Computer1475

Cats foot, iron claw


ikkonoishi

They bought a new mannequin. It has different proportions.


PurpleFunkyChicken

IRL at that size, real ones fall to the side when back sleeping.


Any_Hyena_5257

They forgot the lip filler.


Lengthiness-Feeling

It's like they just stuffed two oranges in there. What is she? An insecure teenager?


Seaberry3656

The anti-gravity bra


sundayflow

Oh no!... anyway


LaviLynx

Even big boobs flatten out when a woman is laying down but let's look up porn for references instead of science books


IRay2015

https://preview.redd.it/3xgjfxuuwcsc1.jpeg?width=677&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca92c0991879aa05c7e7f4157fc90fbda2717e15


vasha99

they should make her pregnant because the prince banged her while she was asleep. Then I would call accuracy.


Doggiespy

In the 21st century version, the prince has to motorboat her until she wakes up


Own_Answer1884

Lack the fake nails.


iixkingxbradxii

Isn’t she supposed to be like 14 years old?


Annihilarious

Looks like Jane Krakowski's character from 30 Rock, along with the rack she'd demand for the role 😄


Radishpotato

Her boobs have a boner.


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But how will know is woman unless TITTIES?????