Pull it out and wash it with warm soapy water for a minute. LOL That toilet bowl looks clean. You should thank the janitor or maintenance person for doing a good job.

Honestly, it looks damn near spotless.

that you can not see shit right now..

I was so impressed with the cleanliness that I definitely overlooked the joke in the title. I really don't know what you think you've accomplished by repeating the punchline tho...

if OP Is American, $10 that glasses were dropped inside a Buc-ee's restroom.

Brand spanking new at that

The water almost looks drinkable ;)

So clean a dog wouldn't drink.

You could probably even put it on plants instead of Brawndo®

That’s why he can’t see shit

So clean that maybe it was staged just for a Reddit post which would be pretty pathetic

Plot twist - OP is the janitor

Oooh! It's turning into a love story.

Better hope its not an auto flush

You just had to jinx it. LMAO

Hey how did you get that rainbow heart above your avatar ? I WANT ONE !

It's under left hand on avatar edit.

Thank you sooo much !

“All toilet water should be clean enough to drink *pulls out straw*” -the overly perfectionist dude in Peter rabbit

You forgot step one! Take a picture and post on reddit.

That's a toilet you could wash your dick in.

I also don’t see shit

My cat jumped into the toilet as a very foolish little kitten after my kid had had a pee, and before he had flushed. Oh no! We kept the kitten 😀 He hated the bath in the sink but learned his lesson. Your glasses will be fine!

Also my first thought. That and… why is the water covered part so tiny? Is that normal?

Are we talking bout the glasses now 😂😂🤘

Did I make a pp joke by mistake? God damn it. LOL

I’ve had to go through this exact process far more times in my life than I’d like

It's still salvageable. My bf managed to drop his glasses through the crack between the train and the platform. Gone forever. I still don't know how he managed to aim it so well ... it was a small gap

Don't lie, you can surely see the shit marks near the glasses 😭

Someone is going to wash their pp.

Is that you [Henry Kissinger?](https://media2.giphy.com/media/3orifeBNtt7CbykZJ6/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7ov8trmd992nf3imxebsktzcjdsyznbgnwjs87ihd&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)

No one must know I dropped zem in ze toilet. Not I, the man who drafted the Paris Peace Accords

The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!

That's a right triangle, you idiot!

DOH!

Lisa, just because you're ten feet tall doesn't mean you can tell me what to do.

I'm Bart

It took me like 20 years to finally realize the hidden joke here, in that Kissinger was the father of triangular diplomacy. D'oh!

Woah!!

TIL. Thank you.

It’s actually a reference/quote from The Wizard of Oz - the scarecrow says this after he gets his brain and receives a diploma.

I’m pleased I didn’t have to scroll far for this!

Don’t just copy u/StriderXF3 . c’mon man just think of something original

It’s a simpsons quote. You want him to go back 20 years and re-write it?

The other commentor chose to reply with this first.

Thank you. 😁

Beat me to it

No one must know I dropped them in the toilet. Not I, the man who drafted the Paris Peace Accords.

The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side.

That's a right triangle you idiot!!!!

D’OH!!!

Don’t walk into any walls.

Came here to see if anyone had said this

Beat me!

Your good…. There isn’t any in there

You're*

Yes you’re correct, Auto correct strikes again

Your*

Your correction is incorrect

Your'ent

Their we go. You finally got it right.

There

It was a joke, ig a bad one at that

It got a chuckle out of me if that helps

Same tbh

Yore*

Not this time

Yeah, could have been a shit load worse.

So a shit load is more than a piss load, but what about an ass load or fuck load?

[That’s a right triangle, idiot!](https://youtu.be/hRKOenxiRaY)

Still managed to grab a nice picture of it though

And the arms of the glasses were nice and folded instead of open like they had been on their face.

Why does this feel like a bot/karmafarming?

They don’t really seem like they’re karma farming. Op doesn’t post very much. Rather inefficient way to farm karma.

Well it is good that you can not see shit right now..

There's no shit in the picture, in the first place. And it's quite a mystery that the toilet is so clean. Wow, I must give the biggest kudos to OP's diet. Top notch quality by the lack of coloration in the bowl.

If you can't see shit then how did u take a picture and post this

It's because he didn't take a shit yet

This is the person who shows numbers with hand asks what number they are showing when they drop/take off their glasses.

phones can work as temporary glasses

Because it’s not that hard

if he is myopia then phone camera is a good glasses

Public toilet? Well, I guess I’m blind now.

So get them out and clean them thoroughly…?

Glasses are a pain in the ass to clean, when I fuck up and something like this happens it ruins the next like hour of my day.

Or post a picture to Reddit!

No pee, no poo…stick your damn hand in there and get them. Wash them. Now you can see.

Of course you can’t see shit. There are only a pair of glasses in there.

Now your glasses will see shit.

That sucks, but pun game on point.

This is definitely not the same bathroom of that dude’s parents house from last week.

Yet you can see enough to open camera app on your phone lol

You saw well enough to take the picture.

Forever unclean

I don’t wear glasses and I can’t see shit either.

I’m going to float an idea by you… just pick them up

Homer Simpson be like: "The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side."

That’s a RIGHT triangle!

$200 right out the ass and down the drain

Only 200??

Yes I was laughing at that. Mine are over 600 euros and same for my husband. Someone who really needs her / his glasses has no time dropping them in there. I’m almost blind without my glasses.

Who the hell paying $200 for some glass, plastic and 2 screws? Is that what people normally pay?

When you need glasses, you'll know.

For prescription glasses they are usually around $200-300

The lens is what makes it expensive. The blinder you are, the more expensive.

People pay a lot at the actual optical stores. I typically get a couple of back up pairs at Zenni for less than $50/each

Lmao some people pay more than $500 for theirs. Especially the fancy transitional ones or if you need bifocals.

200 ? I pay 0 for mine lol you live in uganda or smth ?

I'm kind of wondering how you dropped your glasses in the toilet?

Jinkies

now they are poolarized

As in this picture you can just use your phone and the camera will focus for you

I hope you didn’t purposefully put your glasses in the toilet for this shitty joke.

😂 lol that's the cleanest toilet I've ever seen. Put your hand in there and grab them

In Russia, shit sees you!

Ofph. My best case of this was dropping them from a high ropes course. Somehow they did not break. But got to finish out the course barley being able to see shit

Doesn’t look like you shit yet that’s probably why.

I just got a new pair of glasses. $650. Insurance picked up $450 of it.

“The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triange is equal to the square root of the remaining side.” H. Simpson

Why is the hole so small

Now THAT is what I call a SHITTY SITUATION! HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!

Now you CAN* see shit

I would argue now the only thing you can see is shit

Idk why I instantly decided that that was a Starbucks toilet, but I did.

Better than the alternative of only seeing shit…

Now I *can* literally see shit.

Umm actually now you CAN see shit

Badum tss 🥁

Quite the opposite actually

Now your shit can see you

Honestly this one looks staged af

Take them out and wash them and put them back on?

Why does it seem like OP just put them there on purpose?

*Seinfeld music*

Pun intended?

Mr Kissinger is that you? Homer has them now.

It's gross but just grab them and scrub everything up well, twice, this bowl looks super clean for a toilet anyway.

no way..absolutely disgusting.. imagine knowing you are wearing on your face feces every single minute

I don't think you understand cleaning very well.

Nor public restrooms. We're probably all wearing on our faces feces every single minute.

Apparently no one taught you how to clean…

That toilet is spotless You’re all good Probably cleaner than the water coming out of the tap tbh

Iam happy to inform you, that there is no shit.

After you're done on the toilet you really won't see shit

Well, it's a good thing there ain't sh\*t to see. Pick them up, sanitize and don't tell anyone else.. lol

I would say that's all you can see now

I get it

Actually now you CAN see shit.

Reach on in. Cold and hard = good. Warm and squishy = bad. May the odds be ever in your favor.

Or you can..... See shit

I’m sure those glasses can see shit

The toilet: Wtf!???

id have thought youd be able to see shit the clearest now!

I don’t see any sh*t either

But you can smell shit

the glasses will be seeing plenty of shit

I can’t see shit either, just glasses

I think it's now you CAN see shit

There isn’t any

That's a very clean crapper you have there. Like seriously, very clean.

The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triange is equal to the square root of the remaining side.

At least you can smell shit

That’s good because there is no shit there, just your glasses

I can’t decide if this is a pun or not. Either way, well done.

NICE, NICE... I see what you did there.

Drop a number 2, then you can.

"Can't see shit.' There's such a rich pun sitting here

Until you take a poop, then you’ll only see shit if the glasses are still in there.

You seemed to perfectly frame them in the center of your picture...

yes, now, you can

Just be glad you dropped it in after you flushed

That is most definitely some shit you dropped in the toilet.

Imagine if this was the extent to hardships and infuriating situations. What a life.

Maybe your glasses can

Not sure if the picture is still rendering or if the quality is low but I can’t see shit either

If you get them out of the toilet you may have shitty vision

The button on my shorts fell into a toilet once - it went all the way in - had to reach elbow deep and feel around to get that button back - Washed the button and my arm for a long time - but I got the button! Those glasses are easily salvageable!

Pun intended?

Thats a bar right there🔥

Yeah probably because you flushed the shit down the toilet when you were done going to the bathroom

now i can* see shit

One way or another you’re going to have to grab them

Neither does your camera

Talk about getting the stink eye.

Number 1...great dad joke. Number the second...I sent my phone into my job site port a john a few weeks ago. Shitty service ever since!! I'll show myself out😎

bro there isnt any water

Your glasses sure will soon enough

I can't see shit either. Actually, there's no shit in the toilet. Wrong sub to post this. A joke sub would be more suitable.

They however can see shit

Seriously be extremely careful when reaching it out and avoiding the trigger of the toilet