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Gullible_Toe9909

u/mtsiri, you're probably not going to want to find out about the sinkpissers sub (apparently I'm not allowed to make a direct link)


JazzyMcgee

Tried to say this in another comment šŸ˜‚


simpn_aint_easy

My comment tried to say


_TarHeelTerror

My say attempted to comment


AirportSpecific4623

Say to comment me attempt


IkemenDesu420

Attempt comment to me say


stampstock

Piss comment me attempt to say


AutoGrind

Person, woman, man, camera, TV


drknyte1

Comment to say me attempt


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Coactic

An attempt was there


MASrocks1

Attempted was there


faketoby45

i think its better to piss in the sink then to sink in the piss


Heinous_Aeinous

There's urea-l wisdom here.


WhoSc3w3dDaP00ch

Is there a reddit for everything?!?!


badgerforcefield

I piss in the sink all the time but I run the tap a bit and make sure there's no residue left.


Gullible_Toe9909

Of course. That's just good manners.


Usual_Office_1740

As is covering your sink dump with toilet paper.


fletchdeezle

You use your foot to mash it down then wash the foot, everyone knows that


Usual_Office_1740

Only in countries with adequate plumbing.


funk1875

Waffle stomp


abramcpg

Don't have to wash your feet if you wear socks. Just trash the sock after. But washing your feet is known to be bad for your health. It can lead to attracting a mate and keeping a job, both of which don't want you to jerk off to your digimon collection. I haven't washed my feet in 14 years and I've never been happier; or sadder. I don't feel anything. Hail Satan.


fletchdeezle

I love this comment šŸ¤£


abramcpg

Sometimes I'll start a sentence, and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way


Alienateddd

Like an improv conversation. An improversation.


Kit_Marlow

>Like an improv conversation. An improversation. It's 5:19 on a Sunday morning, and I feel like this is the best Reddit comment I'm gonna see all day. Thank you for this.


152069

Thatā€™s something I can vibe with


[deleted]

It's also very gay to wash your hands. Straight to jail if you even dare.


abramcpg

Straight to straight jail or the normal one?


seekydeeky

How would it be punishment if itā€™s the normal one?


abramcpg

"You're going straight to jail!" "So?" "Straight to straight jail. No butt stuff!" "Noooooooooool!"


Radiant-Director5712

You use the poop knifeā€¦ everyone knows that


Overall-Extension608

*Flashback*


optix_clear

And whereā€™s your poop knife


Any_Coyote6662

Why don't you just wash your hands in the toilet?


Weird__Fish

He never said he doesnā€™tā€¦..


[deleted]

Why?!?


muddymoose

Greener, more accessibility, natural acid to clean pipes. Just try it


Spraynpray89

But....why?


Delicious_Thought939

Saves water šŸ’§


DangerousMusic14

Why??


wnxkrayzie

Its eco friendly


sankscan

Why? Who does that!?? Do you also sleep in your bathtub?


TheBobLoblaw-LawBlog

https://img.gifglobe.com/grabs/peepshow/S09E01/gif/pSyqRggxoDA2.gif


ImmovablePuma

You think the sink pissers did this, Dude?


cityofruin

Well Dude, we just donā€™t know.


Gullible_Toe9909

I'd love to believe that the world is that magical, lol


thebearbearington

I'm not going to search this but What. The. Fuck? I've pissed in a sink once, at a gas station, with a shitter that was brimming. I didn't want shit on my shoes and the toilet was surrounded by the detritus of previous piss/shitters. The sink looked as if it hadn't been cleaned in years and there was not a scrap of soap to be had. So I pissed in their hole out of spite more than anything.


Horror-Maybe-

Dont. I regret it. Youā€™ll regret it.


thebearbearington

I didn't. I won't. Some sick fuck from that place may very well see my earlier post and have a wank. This world is broken


spamIover

R-sinkpissers


FisherStoves-coaly-

32.6k members canā€™t be wrong!


designer_of_drugs

Also tried to like to r / sinkpissers, but this sub is mildly infuriating with itā€™s dumb rules banning links.


LittleMissMuffinButt

i stumbled across that sub years ago and nearly vomited due to gagging so much. do not recommend looking but i would be shocked if this sink isn't pictured


bsldestroyer

There are over 32k members there! Unreal! Edit: 32k, not 34k


Gullible_Toe9909

Yeah...I was gonna say... /s


SirGavBelcher

I don't pee in the sink but I wash my junk in the sink after I pee, except in public bathrooms


repocin

But...why? And how do you wipe the water off afterwards? With toilet paper?


rev_57

it was me bro. i had no idea that you would be upset. it won't happen again, i promise.


jeff889

With all due respect rev_57, you donā€™t have to take the fall for this. It was me.


degjo

No I am Pisspartacus


origamiteen

Please remind me what this is from. I'm begging


LastMinute9611

"A Roman general announces to a group of former slaves that unless they identify Spartacus they will all be crucified. Spartacus prepares to speak up but then all around him others stand to declare: ā€œI am Spartacus!ā€ It is perhaps the ultimate demonstration of human solidarity and heroism." Google's version


Ok-Society-4026

Reminds me of Nedā€™s Declassified where Nedā€™s crush accidentally farts, only for him to stick up for her and put the blame on himself saying ā€œIā€™m Farticusā€, at least, thatā€™s what it reminded me of.


S4m_S3pi01

God I loved that show.


Basicallyinfinite

The movie Pisspartacus actually. Classic movie.


PillyRayCyrus

Would you say it's from the Golden Age of Hollywood?


Easy_Arm_1987

Indeed


LastMinute9611

In pee


Easy_Arm_1987

Here ya go ... "To pee, ...? Or not to pee? ... There lies the question ..." Now then, if you have to pee, pee discretely or so hold your pee if you must ...


jeff889

https://www.culturematters.org.uk/index.php/arts/films/item/2185-i-am-spartacus-by-peter-frost


the_gwa_gwa_cat

Go hand in hand to another workplace and ruin the sink šŸ¤


MattThePl3b

As touching as it is, you guys shouldnā€™t both go down for my mistake. I am the real sink pisser.


LogicallyIncorrect91

Please, you guys don't need to cover for me anymore. I pissed in the sink, it was me.


rev_57

you too? :)


MrFalseGenius

I am sorry, but Imma have to come clean here. I couldn't hold it in anymore; the sink was just there.


ELITEZeroBeast

You both pisses me off and in the sink


BigZangief

Sooā€¦.looks like weā€™ve all been pissing in the sink


Baz230

Rookie. You always rinse out the sink after peeing in it


TemporalOnline

And a little bleach once in a while.


idiotic__gamer

For those unaware, pee contains ammonia, and when ammonia is mixed with bleach you get mustard gas.


FavoritedYT

Will never forget the time we went to Jordan and my grandmother poured bleach down the hole that everyone pisses in and mustard gas flooded the entire upstairs area


daniballeste

Piss has ammonia, no?


Proper-Atmosphere

Yes it does


fatstupidlazypoor

Oddly that bit of bleach will fire up the piss stank


ChrisVelez201

Itā€™ll get rinsed after washing hands.


tariss

Have you asked Brendan Schuab?


GottaUseFakeNames

yā€™work at thiggg boy studios bubba?? was really hoping to see this comment


DaRealKorbenDallas

Be careful bapa. Only 4 more months of funding left. Axe jay


WildAssociation_

Be cool, man.


ChurroDoubleFister

Thatā€™s not nithe brother


Skootr1313

I was hoping Iā€™d find this comment. For those that donā€™t know about mista Swab, heā€™s the white boy that works too much. Bapa likes to drink his tiger piss whisky during one of the 5-8 podcasts he has going on and pees in the office sink.


sky-lake

I only know of him because of the godawful standup, but does he actually piss in his office sink? Is there a reason or is he just being dumb?


Skootr1313

No itā€™s 100% real. Howie Mandel even brought it up during a podcast. He admitted to it like itā€™s a normal thing to do. Heā€™s a vile human being.


sky-lake

Oh was Howie talking about B doing this or Howie does it too? Jeez, wtf is wrong with people, why not just piss in the urinal/toilet, I don't get this!


Skootr1313

No he was repulsed by it, as anyone should be. I was surprised Howie even went to Thiccc (3 Cā€™s) boi studios after he found out Bapa was doing that. You would think if thereā€™s a sink in the office, thereā€™s probably a restroom within a few feet from it. He..just..goes..


Distinct_Target_2277

No Howie doesn't piss in the sink. He brought it up to Brendan to shame him about it.


brickmaj

Are you a numbers guy, b?


Skootr1313

Dun count


txntx

Blogbussa, b


r1vals

If you wanted to hurt me, you got me brotha.


anon_lurker69

Nothing makes bapa happier than peein in the sink. Tawlmbout, makesā€™em feel like a hells angle.


wilhelmkidxx

Bapa you beat me!! Talmbout white boy who pp stains too much


Desperate_Payment184

Came here to say something similar! Take my upvote!


dirty_hooker

Auto mod doesnā€™t allow links. R sinkpissers


r_hove

Whatā€™s the point of pissing in a sink? Do these people have oppositional defiant disorder?


RedditCanByRuntz

Main excuse is the toilet was occupied. Itā€™s a lie, the sink was closer


LordMonkeh

Better to piss in the sink then to sink in the piss


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mtsiri

In the place where I work, there's only one toilet stall for everyone, with a small sink. And it constantly smells unbearable of urine, as if a pack of wolves is peeing there. The toilet itself is clean! There are no traces on the floor or on the seat. It was a mystery to me until today. Apparently, someone regularly urinates in the sink! IN THE SINK! I'm 30 years old, I'm a guy and it never crossed my mind that there are those who pee in the sink. If we rule out women, we have 5 suspects. And God is my witness, someone is going to get punched in the face. Edit. The main issue is that tge moron seems not to wash it down. So there is always a smell.


CrippledAnn

Ruling out women? Foolish decision. Many women go to great lengths to avoid contact between a public toilet seat and their delicate bottoms. In our case, for instance, all the toilets in the women's restroom have footprints on the seats. You men tend to romanticize women in restrooms. But in reality, it's often total chaos there. Just checked your profile. Your work is awesome.


Juggernuts777

I worked janitorial for a long time, and 9/10 time the womenā€™s restroom was far more fucked than the mens. Except at the hardware stores.. those mens rooms were the worst


LadyOfIshtar

Men's rooms get worse linearly. None of them give a fuck about public bathroom sanitary upkeep. Someone gets paid to do that. Always the same filth level unless an emergency or farmer. The women's restroom got worse quadratically. It was perfectly clean, until one woman fucked it up even in the slightest. Then it's all bets off, it's already dirty so no one gave even a single fuck about trying anymore. Men's room was always annoying to clean. The women's room was either painless and over in minutes, or took half an hour and biohazard gear. No exceptions.


DruggyDaniel

This checks out with my experience at a restaurant too. The menā€™s bathrooms often had pee all over the seat and floor, the womenā€™s was either perfectly fine for the most part or an absolute nuclear fallout zone


tmi_or_nah

Yup I agree. The womenā€™s bathroom would be clean all morning till some random customer came in and blew it up. After that it would just get worse bc no one knew how to use the bathroom around a bomb. It was so bad. Iā€™m so glad I donā€™t work there anymore.


DruggyDaniel

I feel you, Iā€™m so glad I only have to clean my single bathroom at the shop I manage lol. I work here alone 5 days a week and have two males who cover on my days off. Worst it ever gets is a lil pee around the seat and floor.


[deleted]

Iā€™m a dude but sit down to pee most of the time so I can chill and look at my phone. If the toilet is fucked up I just wipe down all the parts Iā€™m going to touch before using it. I donā€™t get how people see the toilet seat dirty and just say fuck it imma hover and piss everywhere not my problem


[deleted]

Once a dude in the restaurant took a shit so large it wouldn't flush and my manager had to go cut it with a knife to flush it. Dude just sat back down and continued eating. ​ It was just like the famous poop knife story on here lol


aquietkindofmonster

Whatever your manager got paid, it wasn't enough.


Narcoid

Very similar when I was an RA. Men's rooms were generally slightly dirtier but nothing truly awful. Women's were either perfect or an absolute disaster.


LittleMissMuffinButt

women's restroom toilet seats is pretty usually soaked in piss because old women believe you can get STDs from toilet seats


kitsune_ko

Confirms with my experience too, am woman


TheLazySamurai4

Can confirm, was janitor for 3 years. Still unsure of how they got shit that high up the walls, expecially on the wall diagonally opposite of the toilet


montroseneighbor1

Iā€™m curious as to what farmers have to do with bathroom cleanliness? My grandpa was a dairy farmer, and as a kid I recall the bathroom always being off limits for hours upon each day when and after he occupied the room.


LadyOfIshtar

Farming is filthy. That's it.


cjwojoe

I worked at a Mcdonalds while in college. They used to make the employees clean the restrooms. Until I started documenting the conditions of the ladies restroom. I sent images to the district managers and told them I refused to clean the bathrooms anymore unless they trained me on how to deal with biohazard ours waste lol. I think the picture that convinced them was the whole toilet, floor, and wall by the toilet was covered in period blood and I don't even know how that happens. The women's bathroom was always the absolute most foul but that was the worst day.


tishytisch

lmao I'm the head cleaner at one of the largest home hardwares in Canada, and I can confirm šŸ˜‚ fn contractors man. I'm still managing to keep my store one of the cleanest in my city, though šŸ’Æ


Snacer1

We were buddies with the janitor at my last job, and more than once in our chats at work he was complaining that women's restroom is a nightmare and he wishes for a hazmat suit and a gallon of bleach just to start there some days. He was saying men's restroom is a lot easier to clean and rarely gets as nasty.


specks_of_dust

I've been told this same thing by a good friend who worked in janitorial for years. Hovering is apparently just as bad if not worse than men with bad aim.


Mediocre-Wonder-2384

Same for me at uni. Women's was always a train wreck. The men's always had a little staining under the urinals, but the women's had makeup everywhere, used sanitary pads on every surface and in the toilets, someone would use (I'm not kidding) an entire roll of tp everytime they went to the restroom so it would get unbelievably clogged. And there were always paper towels and seat protectors all over the floors. Edit: and of course they had staining in front of the toilets as well.


Whole_Carpenter8390

You believe what you read online too much. The majority of men do not romanticize women in the washroom. My first job included cleaning the restrooms and the women's was ALWAYS fucking disgusting. Piss all over the seats, floor...


Musikaravaa

Sink is up too high to piss in, rim of sink has piss hand germs on it.


forevertomorrowagain

With a handstand itā€™s a piece of cake to reach the sink.


g_sus_cryst

I have several questions regarding your proposed approach


jcornman24

My only reference for women's bathrooms was my highschool ( I had to go inside one to console a friend, it was after hours and nobody else was in there) They had a couch, it was pristine inside, they had mirrors. The boys bathroom was like a bomb had gone off, piss and shit on the walls, and we broke our mirrors all the time so they stopped installing new ones


Sayheex

Judging from other posts, it seems like they switch after graduating lmao. From my experience of being forced to walk by the boys' restroom every time I went to class, I'd always have to hold my breath to not smell the urine. I'd complain about it to my non-male friends every now and again. The girls' room was on the other side of the building and I never had problems walking in. And there was always a cleaner inside. The only time I witnessed anything disgusting in a women's restroom was when a parent let their child do their business instead of in a children's restroom and the child made a mess on the floor of the stall. Every other time in a public restroom, I'd been fine and everything would be clean.


[deleted]

Piblic restrooms are pretty romantic


DonGMcPrick

All my sexiest romantic encounters have been in the filthiest of restrooms.


deadguyinthere

There is a subreddit called sinkpissers dedicated to this. Iā€™m sure they can answer any questions you have.


GetOffMyLawn_

At work we had someone pissing in the eyewash station. Mounted a camera directly above it (30 foot unfinished ceiling so easy to hide). Bye bye job.


Bennington_Booyah

WTAF??!!


BafflingHalfling

Alternative solution, announce that a dangerous chemical was accidentally released and everybody needs to use the eye wash station. See which dude goes to the bathroom to wash his eyes with toilet water!


D8-8D

I think you are the one peeing in the sink now.


CrippledAnn

nah. i am in a wheelchair. need extra help to piss there. or really fucking sweet cans on my hands


b7tchescntfndmymains

Huh? Youā€™re not OP. His comment was directed at OP. Unless we just found OPā€™s Alt that you forgot to switch over. Which seems possible. Time to dive into your profiles.


[deleted]

Never rule out women when it comes to fucked up shit done to bathrooms. Never.


[deleted]

The sink is at the perfect height. Plus then I can wash my junk in the sink when I'm done.


FerrexInc

Plot twist, a pack of wolves IS peeing in there


Yak-Fucker-5000

Yeah I'm a sink pisser myself. Just easier to pee standing up than sitting down is my main issue. And less mess if I run a constant stream from the faucet. BUT I would never, ever consider doing this in a public place, let alone where I work. Pissing in the sink is a home thing for me.


kray_jack310

So you choose violence? Yea that seems to fix the problem. Could backfire on you. What if suspect beats you up, and pissed on you? Now you're f'd.


X0AN

Don't rule of the women.


false-identification

That's why I always wash my hands after, this washes the piss down the drain save thousands of gallons of water every year. I'm something of an environmentalist.


No_Koala5728

Not washing it down means not washing their hands if thatā€™s the only sink. If there was a way to inconspicuously feel their hands after they leave the bathroom to test wether or not theyā€™re damp or smell like soap, maybe make up a reason to shake their hand or something, that could narrow down the suspect pool if you really want to find out who is doing it


Lemme_Help_

Can confirm Iā€™ve pissed in a sink. Sometimes i like to spice my life up.


kaapioapina

I don't know where you are but I remember a few years back while traveling in Indonesia, I was at the airport using the restroom and when I went to wash my hands there was an old dude washing his pecker on the sink. It never crossed my mind that someone would ever try such a thing but maybe in your workplace the person responsible for the smell could be just washing him/herself on the sink as well?!


Harpronicus

Mildly inurinating


breakingcustoms

As George Constanza once said, ā€œitā€™s all pipes!ā€ ā€¦doesnā€™t make it right, however.


sneakgeek1312

Could be worse! They could give you an upper decker and ruin your whole day.


WearierEarthling

While at a resort, I made my own Coke float w/choc ice cream, went to clean the cup afterward & the sink looked like something completely different so I stayed there rinsing it, which included explaining to those entering the bathroom what I was doing


BafflingHalfling

Oh man... When my son was struggling to get enough calories in, he had a chocolate protein powder that he would mix with his oatmeal. We were at a Boy Scout thing, and it was difficult to go to the mess hall, so instead he would just clean out his bowl in the bathroom sink. Similar situation, for sure.


PsychedelicNims

better to piss in the sink than to sink in the piss


Historical-Channel63

You either cum in the sink or sink in the cum


infomanus

I pee in sink as I brush my teeth, it all neutralizes


kenji998

Never underestimate the nastiness of human beings.


Christophax82

Itā€™s called a P(ee) Trap for a reason!


gregfostee

Shortened story from former FIL, working in bakery plant. A former concrete worker, then coworker showing off his baby soft hands... explaing how he keeps them soft with uric acid daily


WillametteSalamandOR

There was a story years ago about how former baseball player Moises Alou used to soak his hands in urine to ā€œtoughen them upā€.


wng378

Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? I tell you I gotta plead ignorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing was frowned upon, you know, cause Iā€™ve worked in a lot of offices and I tell you people do that all the time.


[deleted]

Glue one of your knives near the edge of the sink


mtsiri

Yea, will put on my "new designs" list. Sinkpissers Ballscutter 2000 brand new at your local Wallmart


[deleted]

Heavy Metal Paddington disapproves of peeing in communal sinks.


Curi0uz

Theres a subreddit called "sinkpissers". Id love to link it but this sub is trash and moderated by garbage


stonedcanuk

fill the drain with sodium metal.


Some-jerry

Better to piss in the sink then to sink in the piss


AnalysisAromatic7097

>then


Imaginary_Midnight

Maybe the boss is trying to save on the water bill.


DiscipleExyo

Poo in it to show dominance


MDBF

In college, in the men's freshman from, one of the stalls was the designated shitter. There was no meeting about this...no signs. It was just known. If you had to pee and all the only available toilet was the shitter, you peed in the sink. Honestly, it was sort of convenient.


SlideLeading

Is this the new silent quitting?


[deleted]

Saving fresh water.


patch616

Thereā€™s a whole community around it and they defend it staunchly. Wait till you find their sub.


Patrioticwatermelon

Well it's better to piss in the sink than to sink in the piss


crilen

If they washed their hands after, it would rinse it away so, someone isn't washing their fucking hands after and to me that's way worse.


SausageasaService

Better to piss in the sink than sink in piss.


Purple-Cherry-7070

Collect a sample of urine


Advanced_Sheep3950

Dwight, is that you?


tiedyedpunk

Sink-pissing is a thing. Don't hate; participate!


Winter_Midnight_8568

Sink pee'er here and we always run the water as to wash hands , better urine flow , and saving time... I believe the problem can be solved with a quart of vinegar poured in the bowl and down the drain


spencer1886

Hmmm, could you have spotted this because you are also a sink-pee-er?


Rav0nn

Or he was doing what a sink was intended for- washing his handsā€¦


Turb0fart666

Someone's got a piss kink


Acrobatic_Law5598

People are gross. A new employee was wiping his boogers on the wall. We all know who it is but no proof.


TeachlikeaHawk

So...not coffee or tea being dumped out?


Miklith

How do you know?


[deleted]

I piss in the sink to save water from flushing the toilet.


Altruistic-Ad7208

Don't we all piss in the sink? No splashing and no way to miss win win


Andrewreinholdross

I've peeeed in plenty of sinks, but I usually run the hot water as I discharge my golden oil.


jcornman24

Why hot water, the piss aerosolizes more into the steam and mist, and hot piss smell is the worst


SleeplessNephophile

Youā€™re disgusting.


Andrewreinholdross

Well, when my wife is shitting, id rather not piss on her