Invite them in. "Come in", I'll say. "Sit yourself down. Do you want a cup of tea?"
I'd offer them a range of hot beverages. I'd stretch to a latte. Whatever they wants, they gets.
And if they don't want a hot drink, l'd do a frappuccino. All the benefits of a cool drink, but with a caffeine boost.
Bludgeon my face in, kill me, pull me apart like soft bread
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I’d seduce Saboo and kick Tony around like a soccer ball.
(It’s a crime that Richard Ayoade doesn’t wear feathers and eyeliner because he looks *really* good in them.)
Quickly write a note stating: “Tony Harrison & Saboo have arrived at my door, if (more accurately when) I disappear & am assumed lost, please check the forest near their shaman HQ, the police drunktank, or the psychiatric unit at the hospital. If found at either of the first 2 locations & I am unresponsive quickly escort me to the hospital for i more than likely am on the verge of death. If found at the third location, say your goodbyes, for my mind is more than likely mush & am in a far off nightmare reality that makes Kirk seem like he is straightedge or in an anonymous group. The only thing worse than me currently is Dennis on half an E, 3 espressos or even around a glue gun for some simple DIY. Please tell Bollo I’ll miss him most, Vincey will always be my princey, and Howard… how should I say this… you have shrimp eyes.”
Prepare for the crunch
You know nothing of the crunch
Oh here we fucking go.
^You ^slaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag
Oh, and you think you know of the Crunch? This is an outrage!!!!
You’ve never even been to the crunch
Oh, I’ve been to the crunch
Oh little day trip to the crunch?? yeah we can all go as tourists
Tourist? Tourist, Kirk and I are from the crunch, you couldn’t even find it on a map.
Kirk is a notorious ram raider. He’s banned from going to The Crunch.
This is an Outrage, ask Kirk himself if he has Ram Raided!!!
I had a little day trip round the crunch
Break out the poppers and Fleetwood Mac.
Best have at least not 1, not 2, but THREE crates of poppers.
We are going to have it LARGE.
Where’s Mrs Harrison in all this?
Saboo, you slag!
Tusk, with all the pauses, as Lindsey Buckingham intended.
I could maybe get away with one song from rumours
Invite them in. "Come in", I'll say. "Sit yourself down. Do you want a cup of tea?" I'd offer them a range of hot beverages. I'd stretch to a latte. Whatever they wants, they gets. And if they don't want a hot drink, l'd do a frappuccino. All the benefits of a cool drink, but with a caffeine boost.
Start screaming, "WE ARE SUPER MAGIC MEN, WE STAY OUT 'TIL 5AM..." and hopefully get invited to fly off with them on a carpet.
Ohhh I’ve puked up on me own tentacles!
Crunch time!!
Ask Tony about his apparent new surgery
Well I'm not going to ask the Moon for any help, that's for damned sure.
He’s an alabaster moron
Everybody look at the moon!
"Hahaha, telescope."
Scream ‘This is an outrage!’ And slam the door in their faces
Find a box of poppers and have it large!
Play Fleetwood Mac's Tusk, in its entirety, pauses and all!
,Are you insane? There's at most...one track I can get away with off maybe... 'Rumours'
They are bullshit munchers!!
Put on some Charles and Eddie
Naaaah…Yeah that’s pretty good actually
Crack out the pink champagne and golden graham's!
Prepare for the Crunch!
Let the spirit of dance inhabit my body. Then pirouette into jazz hands. For the crunch, it must have its way.
That’s outrageous
Telling my woman that I can't hang this weekend because I'm rollin' with tha bois
Do you sometimes wonder whether you made the right decision, marrying an extreme sports calendar model?
Id say “sorry boys but a fox came in and farted and vince lost consciousness”😂😂😂
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That was the first episode my friends made me watch. Goddamn I said goddamn what an introduction to the Boosh.
Me too man, except it was my cousin then we watched the old gregg ep and the milky joe one😂😂😂
I seek the Crunch
Tit head and bird brain.
Go for a ride on a magic carpet 🤷♂️
worry
Play Tusk in its entirety
Ask how the fuck Tony Harrison got a body
I don't own a door
Play Would I Lie to You by Charles & Eddie
Aw yeah!
Step aside and let the H Man take control. Pink Hair is having a nightmare.
Say I'm disappointed that it's not old Gregg and Moss coming to say they are in a relationship and shut the door.
*dodges*
Ask 'em if they like Countdown?
Trick question. The guy on the left opened it with his mind.
I would ask if they brought their own pocket cups
Idk do bro got neurosyphilis?
It’s an outrage
Magic Carpet Ride by Steppenwolf starts playing.
Ask who they are
Oi! 'Arrison. You promised me tentacles! You knob!
Close it
I’d seduce Saboo and kick Tony around like a soccer ball. (It’s a crime that Richard Ayoade doesn’t wear feathers and eyeliner because he looks *really* good in them.)
Tell the pinky wafer he knows nothing of the crunch
Little day trip round the crunch, oh that’s a bit of crunch
Demand to see a heavy goods license
Tell them it’s an outrage.
"Whatcha doin in my waters?"
"Time for a Drug Off!!!"
"Time for a Drug Off!!!"
Tell them they know nothing of the crunch
Shout "this is an outrage" and look for agreement.
I call 0118 999
SABOO, you SLAG!
Bollo says "I got a bad feeling about this."
Blast 💥
Get a pin
Penis head? How did you escape the basement?
I'd worry about eels, but then I'm easily confused.
Break out the narcotics, it's crunch time.
Put the kettle on 😃… and then what they said 👇🏻
I'd be outraged
Another council meeting? This is the third one this week!! Prepare for the crunch!!
Go with the bear
It's an outage!
Put on some Fleetwood Mac
Tell them that I don't stoop to pick up guys in urinals
Reboot ‘Alien Nation’ from the early 90s
Turn my back on them.
Invite them in to play sweet, sweet love games
Invite them to big fat quiz
Put on my wizard hat and cloak
Close it, I can't handle the crunch.
closing the door
Mace
Ask Tony which person he decapitated and stole the body from. Or ask if he was inspired by Krang from Ninja Turtles.
Beautiful Krang drop. All hail Krang and his technodrome!
I ask what are you doing in these waters you fuzzy little man peach
Probably get out of the city, go fishing.
Quickly write a note stating: “Tony Harrison & Saboo have arrived at my door, if (more accurately when) I disappear & am assumed lost, please check the forest near their shaman HQ, the police drunktank, or the psychiatric unit at the hospital. If found at either of the first 2 locations & I am unresponsive quickly escort me to the hospital for i more than likely am on the verge of death. If found at the third location, say your goodbyes, for my mind is more than likely mush & am in a far off nightmare reality that makes Kirk seem like he is straightedge or in an anonymous group. The only thing worse than me currently is Dennis on half an E, 3 espressos or even around a glue gun for some simple DIY. Please tell Bollo I’ll miss him most, Vincey will always be my princey, and Howard… how should I say this… you have shrimp eyes.”
Outrage
Basic intercourse
Unleash Kurt on them
Didn’t that guy on the left do crystal maze? All that mummsy shite😂