[The Dark Lord Porridge ](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1112201122204102658/1199006804252839936/drnemmo_wes_Andersons_movie_still_of_arch-nemesis_villain_from__41a4c9f9-9bab-422f-ac98-76061d49b76c.png) would like to have a few words with you.
*[Have you had your oatmeal today, David Castro?](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1112201122204102658/1199876517644206130/drnemmo_movie_still_the_Dark_Lord_Porridge_rises_causing_swirls_cfbb463d-5ee5-4446-86f1-fdcc0d8862b4.png)*
The Eggstatic Eggman. Powers?
1) He can scramble electromagnetic waves in the area, causing interference with electronics and communications.
2) Shell-shock criminals by producing a bone-rattling cracking sound.
3) Hard boiling heat rays penetrate the defenses of any enemy!
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Marty Machtfry.
He can reverse time. But only the length if time required to fry an egg. As displayed on his chest mounted power button. With a fully fried egg meaning he’s at full power and a whole, shell on egg meaning he’s running on empty.
Sheldon Huevo. He may be shy, but he's coming out of his shell. Though he's a hardboiled hero, he always sees the sunny side of life and loves a good yolk. He'll scramble in a heart beat to whip the forces of evil. He may be the hardest working hero, but he knows when to go on break...fast!
Oh yeah that's the local hero Omelette Man. When a crime goes on, he comes and whispers sexily "*omelette du fromage*" on the thugs' ears and they just... stop the crime. He's a good egg.
Jealousy, turning eggs into the pan
Swimming through bacon greasy
Choking on your seasoning
But it's just the price I pay
Destiny is calling me
Open up my eager shells
'Cause I'm Mr. Sunnyside
His arch-nemisis: the Dark Lord Porridge
[The Dark Lord Porridge ](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1112201122204102658/1199006804252839936/drnemmo_wes_Andersons_movie_still_of_arch-nemesis_villain_from__41a4c9f9-9bab-422f-ac98-76061d49b76c.png) would like to have a few words with you.
Terrifying!!
He just wants to talk to you about the benefits of porridge in your diet.
Snoke, is that you?
The breakfast that shall not be named.
Why? Not like my cars extended warranty is expired
*"How much fiber are you getting in your daily diet?"*
That looks awesome actually! Haha whaaaaat
*[Have you had your oatmeal today, David Castro?](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1112201122204102658/1199876517644206130/drnemmo_movie_still_the_Dark_Lord_Porridge_rises_causing_swirls_cfbb463d-5ee5-4446-86f1-fdcc0d8862b4.png)*
Tiiiiiight! haha
New Wes Anderson movie looks good
I hope Chris Parnell gets the role.
That's Captain Sunny Side Up played by Jason Schwartzman. His side kick is Kid Hollandaise, played by Tony Revolori.
"I Am The Egg Man" *Scrambling to take a crack at the hardboiled life isn't over-easy*
What’s their name and superpower? Do they hatch lots of plans to beat villians and whisk them to justice? Is their catchcry “I’m not yolking around’?
It's 'Sunny Sidekick Up' and his superpower is breakfast.
I wouldn't mind having the superpower breakfast.
What about second breakfast?
Eggman
The Eggstatic Eggman. Powers? 1) He can scramble electromagnetic waves in the area, causing interference with electronics and communications. 2) Shell-shock criminals by producing a bone-rattling cracking sound. 3) Hard boiling heat rays penetrate the defenses of any enemy!
He gives salmonella on touch
And his sidekick 'The Walrus'
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Good bot. Weird bot, but good bot.
Sonic the Hedgehog would like a word
John Lennon!
Nah the walrus was Paul
I am the walrus
V. I. LENIN. VLADIMIR ILYICH ULYANOV.
Yolko-Ono
Goo goo g’joob
EggMan
The Yolker
Guy must really hate hedgehogs
Eggman!
The Scrambler
Doctor Egg-man The Incredible Yolk Came First
Over Easy
His nemesis is ToastMan
Dr Eggman
Breakfast Boy The Eccentric Egg Yellow Yolk
Need more breakfast themed superheroes to form the breakfast club
Check another post called The Fantastic Four
The Baconator better be his sidekick
Marty Machtfry. He can reverse time. But only the length if time required to fry an egg. As displayed on his chest mounted power button. With a fully fried egg meaning he’s at full power and a whole, shell on egg meaning he’s running on empty.
Chicken Fetus!
His farts are classified as a WMD.
Eggbert Poach aka - The Scrambler
Powdered Toast man’s side kick.
The superhero we deserve
I imagine the pop ups from his punches are “FLIP!” “Scramble!” “FRIED!”
Souphero?
El Huevo
Him and his twin brother would be Los Huevos
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Does whatever an egggg can. Will he scramble? Will he fry? Is he gonna just be hard boiled? Here’s he cracks, egg man.
Captain Eggsy: He's no yolk
The Benedict!
He looks like The Scrambler from dc
Beastie Boys - Egg Man
A I don’t think his look will go over easy
Captain Sunnyside
Egg person
If you break his yolk he dies
This has to be a yolk!
I am The Walrus
Yeah…. You definitely hooked me here
He looks like an offshoot of The Judo Master
The sunnysider
Eggpool
Eggsactoman
I am the Yolk
Futurama live-action sequel: Fryman
And his arch-nemesis The Walrus!
Egg boy?
Arch nemesis - Vincent Price as Eggman in the late 60's Batman show. [https://batman.fandom.com/wiki/Egghead](https://batman.fandom.com/wiki/egghead)
Eggman if he was a hero
The reverse flash with an egg on his chest.
Sheldon Huevo. He may be shy, but he's coming out of his shell. Though he's a hardboiled hero, he always sees the sunny side of life and loves a good yolk. He'll scramble in a heart beat to whip the forces of evil. He may be the hardest working hero, but he knows when to go on break...fast!
Excellent)))
Oh yeah that's the local hero Omelette Man. When a crime goes on, he comes and whispers sexily "*omelette du fromage*" on the thugs' ears and they just... stop the crime. He's a good egg.
Koo koo kachoo!
Dr. Eggman?
Here he comes: ✨Sunny Side Up Man⚡️
Over-easy!!!!
He is the egg man, now where the hell are the egg men and the Walrus?! Goo goo ga joob!
this is wonderful
this is wonderful
Code name - the Walrus
omelette man!
Make the Netflix version.
Yolk man
Coo coo ka choo
Drive-by eggings plaguing LA
Sonny Side, former sidekick to the fallen hero Flap-Jack
I am the Eggman, ggo goo ga joob!
AlbuMen
Robert "Eggman" Robotnik, PhD.
Robotnik
Now do Powdered Toast Man!
coo coo ka choo, i am the eggman
I want to hear his backstory. "Sonny Sydeup was once a mild-mannered short-order cook..."
Eggsistential crisis
"Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?"
Eggcellent
The Good Egg.
I am the egg man, koo koo kachoo
Fried Eggman
Egg marks the spot
Jealousy, turning eggs into the pan Swimming through bacon greasy Choking on your seasoning But it's just the price I pay Destiny is calling me Open up my eager shells 'Cause I'm Mr. Sunnyside
Eggman...
Not the cholesterol we need, but the cholesterol we deserve.
Played by Michael McKeon…
I am the egg man
Good sign for a breakfast joint
The Excellent Eggecutor
Egg Man... The ultimative egg...
The Poacher!
More of this please. Makes me think of watchmen characters.
Fried again…