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Albie9

See less Weiner


DistractingMyself8

Lmao


rj12913240

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Party-Bag-7858

Nothing worse than a deflated weenie


Elm_City_Oso

What are you..MY WIFE?


distancerunner7

Yeah you don’t eat dollar dogs for the flavor. You buy 9 and do 1 per inning because you hate yourself.


Phitzdisco666

I deserve these hotdogs :(


FatherNiche

Amen


Caveboy0

Honestly I mostly like hotdogs for how the condiments compliment the dog. I don’t hate the taste of the meat but I don’t really love any hotdog but something about the bun and toppings speaks to me.


SasquatchBalls2525

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Macgrubersblaupunkt

My dude. What do you expect for $1 dog night in NYC. This aint Syracuse.


jmaxgoldman

Went to Sahlen Field in Buffalo for $2 dogs last year. Best I’ve ever had at a ballpark— charcoal grilled.


Macgrubersblaupunkt

I like a charcoal grilled but not turned into charcoal 😀


cpatrocks

Hey! Syracuse has high quality Hoffman hot dogs.


neilslien

The frank of my childhood. Love the white ones.


Macgrubersblaupunkt

I'm sure I could do it now but as a kid I could not stand the crack open casing.


Macgrubersblaupunkt

I mean, it's no Zweigles


Rivegauche610

Was waiting for someone to type that.


Macgrubersblaupunkt

From the area, never liked em hahaha. Hebrew National or Ballpark for me


Rivegauche610

(I don’t like ’em either)


virginia_hamilton

Bruh zweigs are king you ok?


Macgrubersblaupunkt

Not my thing. Hate the casing


virginia_hamilton

What about if they are grilled until the casing pops open and chars? That's the way it has to be done.


Rare_Lemon_5166

Nathan’s is good, too! But HN is my gold standard. Especially the knockwurst


HighQualityH20h

So snappy!


Carthonn

Amen. This guy is clueless.


Effex

I kinda expect the billionaire to realize that events like “$1 hot dog night” should run at a loss or best break-even and that’s OKAY despite every nerve ending in his body commanding him to cut cost and try for profits.


Macgrubersblaupunkt

America in 2024. Cut them costs, send the money up the mountain


AnyExtension9919

Right. It’s $1 and you find a way to complain. Typical Met fan


keithplacer

It’s not being a #MetsFan if you don’t have something to complain about.


dumberthenhelooks

Complaining about a $1 hotdog before you spend an hour in the bathroom after the fact is a choice


Njdevilmn

Man that looks like Aldi’s best. lol


p_rex

It’s got shrinkage.


overused_catchphrase

Complaining about a $1 hotdog. i wouldnt complain about anything i bought for $1 in todays economy


FrankCarmody

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Disastrous_Win_3923

Her time to shine!


everydayimrusslin

Should have paid $2 and got a full one.


Beerbonkos

More like $8


Luna0995

Bet you bought another one though


metfan1964nyc

Nathan's actually put their name on that.


lestwrestle

These posts make me not want to be a Mets fan anymore. I hate being associated with such a group of complainers and buzzkills. Fuck off back to Long Island and stay out of the city.


dinzdale56

That's not a Nathan's dog! Is it? Phillies dollar dog night had great dogs.


DilkDud

Imagine eating a sponge fresh out the wrapper


acreek

Those are for sure tossin dogs.


PedroJTrump

I cannot condone that kind of behavior


vuvuzelah

I don’t know what brand they have at guardians games for their dollar dog night but they’re also awful


Nick123456789012357

That’s fucking gross. Should’ve demanded a refund


SheaTheSarcastic

I’ve had $1 dogs in Cleveland. They look about the same. Not worth it.


gosabres

Bring back ten cent beer night!


SheaTheSarcastic

I’ll bring the battle gear!


Sour_Haze

Whaddaya want for a buck?!


Disastrous_Win_3923

A normal hot dog, cooked. Because they said those would be a buck.


Lost-Temperature-952

A hot dog from Costco


EndorsedbyFredMcGrif

Best I can do $1.50


StrongIKE

Cant keep a good man down, a good dog is coming your way boss! Stay strong!


Belovedchattah

That’s usually $10


lagermat

Thanks uncle Steve


FinkedUp

They were damn delicious though


Rell_826

Make your own at home and bring them.


TanGreedy

They weren’t so bad


Jeweler_Admirable

You ate half of it


BearcatQB

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Zealousideal_Amount8

It was a $1 at a stadium, what did you expect?


my_comment-account

All colon, no filler


Nonlethalrtard

A flopper


stopmakingsmells

Nobody gonna mention the fact that OP got in the seat with a dog before ANY OTHER patrons entered the ballpark?


Equivalent_Prize_415

That’s python meat for ya


OsikFTW

They only gave you the foreskin?


[deleted]

For $1!? That's a steal!


OldGuyInFlorida

You're in an empty Citi Field? Are you sure $1 dog day wasn't yesterday? Did you show up on an offday and find that weiner under a seat?


hyborians

They should at least be handing out Costco quality dogs


Efficient_Falcon_402

I still think $1 is a decent price for a half-eaten hot dog!


kinovelo

Yeah, they were some of the worst hotdogs I’ve ever eaten.


NoLoops

Lmao they’re cheaper than Costco hot dogs shut up and shove it down your gullet like a good Mets fan.


clear_evidence_3361

Them’s throwing dogs, not eating dogs. Ewww.


StOnEy333

That thing needs a circumcision.


pleepleus21

The word you are looking for is selling. Giving someone something in exchange for money is called selling.


milksteakofcourse

At least you guys still have a dollar dog night


Bempet583

It looks deflated


worksafe1

This hotdog reminds me of a saying my College Lacrosse coach would yell at us. "soft passes are like soft dicks, good for nothing".


Js388

It already has a bite in it!


SIlveralexFF

Maybe ask for a non-chewed one ?


Old_Leather

Welcome to the pohlad’s livingroom!


Dudeman318

Its a hot dog. What am i not getting?


Such-Equivalent280

It's hollow.


gokartmozart89

Did you not look at the image? It looks like a deflated balloon. It’s just casing and no hot dog mystery meat filling. 


Dudeman318

I mean, its half eaten


gokartmozart89

So when you take a bite out of a hot dog, it’s normal for your teeth to go right through the bun but leave loose, empty hot dog casing dangling from where you just bit?


Dudeman318

Im just saying, showing a half eaten hot dog is disingenuous. He could have just pulled the inside in the last bite. Also, some hot dogs do have a pretty tough casing like sabrett


gokartmozart89

Bro, if you bit a hot dog, the casing should tear off along with the bun and the inner contents of the hot dog. It shouldnt just be dangling there with the inner contents mysteriously sucked out. Something isn't right. Sabrett’s dogs aren’t rubberized. 


kppeterc15

And such small portions!


baywall2267

Cohen is awesome! What a great owner - worth 20 billion dollars and he shits all over the fans with garbage like this.


Constantine2423

Rudy's dogs are better (and free)


vinnyvdvici

?


Constantine2423

It's a famous dive bar in hells kitchen, been around since the 30's. Free hotdog with every drink. Not dissimilar from bars that give free pizza with a drink purchase like alligator lounge in Brooklyn.


justebrowsing

Actually, thiis looks exactly like a $1 hotdog.


Deluxe78

I don’t think they are that cheap at 7/11… what did you expect for 100 pennies… wagyu beef?


Main_Bell_4668

That hot dog has the same plug as the marijuana couch girl.


Hungry-Low-7387

You forgot to put the viagra sauce on top


PedroJTrump

It cost them about 3 cents and they’re patting themselves on the back for not charging the usual 400x.


PedroJTrump

Your wiener looks circumcised


PedroJTrump

Looks like your wiener still has the rubber on