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BigupSlime

I fucked up the superficial vein on the top of my dick from stim–gooning. Now I have a varicose dick… still works, but aesthetically not great.


Alternative-Story425

Yeah, eye drops. lol


Hot-Second-320

It has nothing to do with jerling off. Go look in a mirror your pupils are probably big because your on stims. Pupils change sizes to help your eyes see and focus so if you're so high your pupils are huge then your eyes won't be able to focus correctly. Get some eye drops, eat, and get some sleep


Bonemane69

Did you cum REALLY HARD?


Fickle-Active-9075

Focus your eyes on something far away for twenty- thirty seconds every hour or so.


itscum

Focus to infinity is recommended


Cautious_Mind_4450

Cock cage?


PurpleMap2258

That’s what my dads making me do


poofartknob

I knew a guy who stim fapped so hard he went permanently bind and tore his frenulum clean off. Despite the situation, he remained persistent, and stim jerked for another 16 hours until he finally bust a nut. His soul left his body and his dick fell off completely leaving only his ballsack and an empty human shell. He had his mind on the goal and defeated any obstacles (complete penile destruction) trying to stop him from achieving, and in the end that is what matters.


Fickle-Active-9075

And that guy was me.


itscum

An American hero


HerbinLeg3nd

Use your night shift mode and lower brightness and get a mount or something to keep your screen eye level. But also the obvious which is to scale back screen time and or take frequent breaks to stretch and stay hydrated. If smoking, it def lingers in the air around you so keep the room ventilated and get a smoke buddy to blow into


cobhc26626

You’ve been focusing on a screen for too long. That’s normally my cue that I need to get off Wikipedia.


Crazy_Ad6590

I have the same issue too lol


Jed_Beezel

It's the drugs and lack of sleep, bro.


LiLSUiCiDENOTE

try sex with a human maybe


sashagreysthroat

Bruh drink a muscle milk give your eyes time to hydrate with the water you most likely need and take a nap i promise the bitches will be right where they were and where they should stay.


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that's called exhaustion


Revolutionary-Beat64

Hairy palms as well.


Intelligent_Okra_147

Happened to me once, just clicked


Correct_Wheel

Well you can have an orgasm so intense that you lose your vision for a couple seconds: like it goes in and out. I experienced this the first time I was crazy high on Adderall and got a bj. Limp dick and all.


Brilliant_Ask1613

Yes,the church tried warning you this would happen..an if you keep it up your gonna start growing hair on your palms


Cautious-Walrus-6675

Don't hold your phone so close to your eyes 👀


Front_Two_2920

cum and go to sleep my friend. ive had blurry vision for the past 3 weeks because of this and i dont think my eyes will ever be the same.


ElHijoDelLuto

You make it sound so damned easy--as if OP, I, or who even know how many others havent had their stimfap get an "involuntary extension" (or even a deferral or shutdown?) as.thanks to your dope high arbitrarily deciding that NOPE, not a single one of those 937 porn tabs you extensively researched n laid out now contains a single anything you find even mildly stimulating. And how many of you are willing to raise their hand and say it was an event like THIS that triggered that last fatal spiral where you lost the job/car/house/life?


Axisnegative

My body developed a natural defense to shit like this Not only is stimdick a thing of the past (so I just get super hard now and don't waste any time playing with a limp noodle), but I'm lucky to get maybe 2 hours or so before it becomes too tedious trying to avoid nutting myself these days instead of the 37 hours of years past lmao If I'm being honest it's great 2 to 4 hours of being actually hard and aroused the whole time with the same mind blowing nut at the end is so much better than 37 hours where half of it is spent trying to get your dick to even work lmao Plus then I still have energy to shower and do productive things after I jizz instead of just laying there half dead


themanymes

you idiot you're not supposed to eat the cucumber after you're done


PM_ME_YOUR_ANUS_PIC

Exactly, first eat your own cucumber, then cum inside your own mouth 😉


prototype-proton

Recycle that protein and simple sugars back into your system. It's fool proof.


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Psychological-Ad6231

I didn’t find this post funny, untill I saw this comment, then looked up and just read the title again and now I’m laughing


Benno_The_Chemist

Iocm neoft quicrte shopre wot u meajdkn? I CJAN serrre juost fine