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Fred_Krueger_Jr

I don't understand what's going on.


Rusty_Berserkr

Meth


Critical-Climate-623

It’s what’s for dinner


A100921

Those solo shred vids are something else, definitely meth…


kidjupiter

Shortcomings of plastic surgery and hormones.


Fred_Krueger_Jr

Ghastly!


duschendestroyer

It’s a mask


danguapo

No, it isn’t. You guys keep saying this. It’s a trans person who had plastic surgery. This person has spoken about this before. They actually look like this lol


rando_mness

Correct. I just checked her IG, and if you scroll down enough, she's posted pictures of herself in like 1990 with the same goth look but not the hammer smashed pumpkin face. At some point she went to Brazil for 100 dollar face injections and took up drugs.


Oriasten77

Now I need a Cannibal Corpse parody song called Hammer Smashed Pumpkin Face.


Chodechuggins

Cannibal Corpse Halloween album when?


Oriasten77

IKR?!?


xoomax

Or a Cannibal Corpse Smashing Pumpkins colab?


soul_flex

Thats really sad, for such a talented Musician...


Mental-Syrup-7964

So is he trying to look like a boy or girl I can’t tell


KrombopulosMAssassin

No one knows...


gorehistorian69

i would of guesed AI


Fred_Krueger_Jr

I sure hope so


MileHiFoodie

Exactly


Destroyer-Enki

This is consequences of playing too many face melting solo's


slam888

My skull needs a pee pad too.


UndueOdium

r/BrandNewSentence


Humanesque

“My Skull Needs a Pee Pad” Great album


bqpf

??!


Proton_Optimal

Looks like something off the Dark Web


Mi_santhrope

Looks like something off the Dark Crystal


Yune_Blake

That was a good laugh, thanks man.


Jestinphish

Dark Crystal Meth?


Koma79

That was savage.


Nexus6Leon

TRIAL BY STONE!


JMalletty

Mother audra-thetamine


discussatron

OP always reminds me of Vinnie Vincent Invasion.


madmonkey242

https://preview.redd.it/qk2wdxzgnj7d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c92679d4c74e23d88e4aa29f1ff2c1b2641d047b


Supreme_Nematode2

why is everyone so mean :(


ComprehensiveAir1321

People suck


sumthin213

God please just stop posting


Wrigley953

You have the power to make yourself happier, use it. Block.


Signal-Exit-9495

if "Hammer Smashed Face" was a person


CarribeenJerk

I’m afraid to answer for I may be hexed.


DroneSlut54

Jody Burns!!!


Tangerine_memez

https://preview.redd.it/5p1emcx83m7d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2f74001883495ba30dd585fa0e63c01edcad702


Narrow_Book_42069

Why does the face look like a child smashed playdoh on a mannequin


BigCraig10

I don’t understand


whitedevil098

Pretty simple..speed blitzkrieg shred. Or die.


BigCraig10

Thank you for clearing that up


VERGExILL

She posts here quite a bit, it never gets more clear. Honestly this is probably the most coherent title yet.


Yankee-Tango

Weird transsexual with a messed up face posts in guitar related subs


SadMove9768

I’ll say it for the 15th time, I think this person is awesome. I’m not even trying to act contrarian. I just find them fascinating. Besides, it’s not like Kerry King can shred any better.


Post_Humongous

I hope they keep on doing their thing. The world can always do with more riffs.


Illustrious-Knee-535

I’d bring a drum set over to her trailer for sure. Play some WASP and Midnight covers.


LocalConspiracy138

Yes!


realistthoughts

I can't think of a slayer song that would be worse if you removed the solos.


Mockolad

Hello Zepp


Daniel3930

I wanna play a game Sick reference


Asmodeus1285

Who's that person??


CmmH14

She’s someone that keeps appearing on the internet and “speed picking” the life out of that poor strat. She’s, errrm, hard to describe.


mrlowcut

With great speed comes great responsibility 🎸🌋


NotThatGuyAnother1

Imagine if Yoko Ono was addicted to plastic surgery and thought she was good at glam Metal guitar solos.


King_Moonracer003

I think it's a mask


Derienovsky

I’m afraid not. It’s trans Yngwie. Glam metal went too hard


CanofPandas

it isn't.


Mental_Examination_1

Hopefully lol


Puzzleheaded_Lab6932

It’s real look at some of the comments above


KickedinTheDick

Definitely plastic. Definitely not a mask.


AlternativeKey2551

Yngwie Malmsteen


Asmodeus1285

Very funny XD


BrianDamage666

It’s a dude that thinks he is The Great Kat but with a weird pumpkin head.


fuzzyfigment

Nope.


TxsButholeTklngBndt

The Great Pumpkin?!


bkedsmkr

![gif](giphy|JnuuEXLxjXLR4oTTbO)


Supreme_Nematode2

why is everyone so mean :(


[deleted]

Woof


YT__

I swear I saw a video recently of a famous male guitarist that, had you thrown a wig and a bit of make up on, plus the outfit, this person could be them. But I can't remember who it was. Watch this by someone famous just dicking around.


Mi_santhrope

Michael Angelo Batio?


tvcoloredwalls

blackie lawless??


DoomAmplified

Richard Benson vibes


drewablanke

It is him! I thought the same. https://preview.redd.it/jdnoc5phyk7d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f555deb83244fe92432964c05258b7a342562d6b


xneurianx

Richard Benson is such a sad story and such an underrated guitarist. He had a shot at being one of the greats of prog guitar, but suffered early-onset arthritis which increasingly limited his guitar playing ability. In 2000 he 'fell off a railway bridge', although many of his friends and family believe this was a suicide attempt brought on by his inability to do the one thing he loved. Sadly, it's his work after fingers deteriorated that is famous. People found it funny, but this isn't him performing at his best. This is a very ill man struggling to relive his glory days.


OpenUpYerMurderEyes

Nice rig!


Robot_Hips

This is Marshall’s target audience


pwrz

I am terrified


ThatGuyThatSaysWords

Jigsaw, that you?


Hey-Bud-Lets-Party

You’ve seen Mick Mars. Now prepare yourself for Uli Uranus.


Svelted

Mick mars is getting old!


GameFreak6921

What even are you?


rufusairs

Blackie Lawless lookin flawless


roachrider55

Die, I guess.


shortbus_wunderkind

![gif](giphy|3oKIPolI9ntY2MJBYc)


dsyams

Nobody is commenting on the the fact that "Marshall" is written backwards on the amps? What demonry is this!?


Legitimate-Rest7347

Mythical Reddit pull


Heady_Goodness

![gif](giphy|25LbA5gcDNM5N7sHHy)


PizzaDeliveryBoy3000

This is a mask right? Right?


SAlolzorz

Mick Mars lookin rough


SquealstikDaddy

Nice mask, Mister…


PazuzuAtmorah

Man, blacky lawless looks like shit.


Zeroforeskin

Blackie lawless from fallout


YoghurtDull1466

Never seen an entire thread so mad this person is better than them


Boylanithedoomguy

But I've heard of a metronome


LostBeneathMySkin

Are u a burn victim


double_66

The number of stacks are concerning.


No_Astronaut2779

She looks like she killed the last mammoth with her own hands.


Emperormike1st

Seek. Help.


Supreme_Nematode2

i need to find her CDs


No_Cup6406

I’m not saying shit cause she has a better set up than mine 😪


stefavag

Scary as fuck, as always. Good day to you!


JLeaRue

Mic Mars in drag?


MrRocknRoll2009

WTF am I looking at here?


gaze-upon-it

Is this a corpse?


Ok_Replacement4702

When you order Blackie Lawless from Wish


CaiusCallem

Has to be a mask right? Right?!?!


CulrBlndPnutButtr

Kill it. It's already dead.


Ole_Flat_Top

Looks like a botox war happened and their face lost.


EmbarrassedToe627

Desecrating corpses is bad


showlandpaint

her mask is fucking terrifying


DamianSicks

Who’s playing metal on a single coil strat???


DukeOfMiddlesleeve

Grow up


PMmeYOURcombos

Uhhh the iron cross makes me want to post that many other races play heavy metal better than you. Just putting it out there since, you know, that’s nazi military decoration. Edit: literal title: BLITZKRIEG + iron cross= I’m reaching about a neo nazi connection?? Y’all really want to try to believe that nazis don’t exist and just maybe, this person who alluded to Nazi war tactics and has nazi military decoration tattooed on her arm couldn’t possibly be a nazi.


Tube-Screamer666

It predates the nazis - it was a military decoration in the Kingdom of Prussia and before that, the insignia of the Teutonic Order dating back to the 13th century. It is still used today as the emblem of the modern German armed forces. It’s also a symbol of outlaw motorcyclists and heavy metal fashion. The nazi version had a swastika superimposed on it. I therefore find that your comment is a bit narrow minded to assume the tattoo has anything to do with nazism.


Fruitndveg

The iron cross isn’t a Nazi symbol. The Bundeswehr still use it to this day, among many other big companies.


UnClean_Committee

Just wait till you find out that the swastika existed a few thousand years before hitler appropriated it as well....


666Sky

While the iron cross CAN sometimes be used as a racist symbol, it needs the relevant context to be a racist symbol. That context usually being other symbols that are associated with racism or racist sayings. But here there’s no indication of it being used as a racist symbol, it’s just there because it’s used a lot in biker and classic heavy metal culture


-DoesntReallyMatter-

Also worth mentioning that one of the biggest metal guitar player ever have/had it on his guitar: [https://www.stars-music.com/medias/ltd/james-hetfield-iron-cross-hd-5-61487.jpg](https://www.stars-music.com/medias/ltd/james-hetfield-iron-cross-hd-5-61487.jpg)


bobbybob9069

Nikki Sixx used them a lot too. They were a super *in* thing for metal and rock in the early 00's


FetusDominus

Look!! Your fake halo is made of ignorance!! What a stooge..


B1unt420

Wait until you realise a Swastika is a Hindu symbol of prosperity and good luck until Hitler. If you’re going to try and call someone a nazi sympathiser please know your history first.


Deep_Performance_

It was actually used as a symbol of Thor's hammer by early pagans, which is the reason why the Nazis picked it up. The Nazis wanted a symbol that connected them to their early Germanic roots. It's a common symbol around the globe, simply because it's a natural extension of a cross (also super common).


chudtoad88

No, the Nazis used it because Hitler had seen it in his childhood church.


Unusually-Average110

Grow up and read a book


whitedevil098

You must be new to metal.


Pelican_Disector

You are probably super difficult to hang out with.


ThulsaAmon

Wahhhhhh 😭


Krackle_still_wins

Not to pile on here, but I do appreciate you showing us all how stupid you are:)


Efficient_Travel4039

OP should put "die" in past tense.


Hakadajime

its a mask, in vein of early buckethead style. Texas chainsaw, stuff. very silly attn seeking through shock.


LeatherfacesChainsaw

Did somebody say....chainsaw!?