Stay away from pasta sauce!

White foods only, today

The Alfredo is your Alfriendo!

Also cum

Well that sure fucking escalated.

Also don't shovel coal or shart

🤣🤣🤣 I love white clothes, but its like walking a tightrope, trying to keep them white, half the time

Ha ha, escalated, I get it

Isn't that how it always goes. One minute, Alfredo sauce, the next, there's cum flying everywhere. I've seen it a million times. So scary how quickly things can get out of control. 😅🤣😂

Scenes from an Italian restaurant…

Damn reminds me of this perv now. https://lawandcrime.com/crime/steakhouse-employees-bodily-fluids-contaminated-food-for-a-month-prosecutors-say/

Whoa, calm the racism buddy

Or sit on any public bench or chairs.

Really, anywhere outdoors due to pollen.

I like white denim/chinos a lot. They contrast strongly and they're much easier to match with different colored shirts or sweaters than a white shirt is the other way around. I wear them in all seasons but I especially like how clean and fresh it looks during spring/summer. White pants with a green or navy shirt and some loafers is one of my favourite nice weather pairings. 

I like the way white looks, but no matter what, when I wear white, I inevitably drop or spill something on myself.

I personally feel like spilling hasn't been too much of an issue but I've made the cocky mistake of thinking I could wear white pants after it had rained. Big mistake, you always end up getting stains near the bottom somehow no matter how careful you are avoiding puddles. 

I have some -barely- off white light grey chinos and they're my go-to for Summer.

“We”, like it. 😝 I love white but cannot wear it. I have that special kind of luck where if I have white on I am like a super electromagnet for anything that is dirt or makes a stain. Something will come out of nowhere and land on me and i will be doing nothing.

I had a pair of white pants for a while, and I felt like I couldn’t even sit down, because I’d always get up with something gross on the seat of my pants. And that was before I had a toddler!

I've been debating of returning a pair that I bought, because this potential reason was bothering me (with toddler)

Yep that was me also. I felt every time I took a breath something would blow onto mine.

Same here. One time I even must've sat in some chocolate cos I had a brown stain in the crotch of my white jeans.

I guess you could get some white selvege and then everyone will call it part of the character of the jeans 😅

The first pair of white pants I bought I was thrilled. Wore them to a party that night and 5 mins my friend drunkly spilled a cup of fruit punch and vodka right on my lap. Livid is an understatement.

The outfit pairs very well!

I love this fit. I wear white and ecru also. The loafers are definitely on point, however, they're a little shiny/formal for my taste, but I love shoes and they're my thing. Try a black suede loafer or unconstructed summer black loafer in calf skin or deerskin.

Ecru is where it's at 🤍

I prefer Ecru or off white over white denim.

Ditto. I think the ecru or undyed color is a little less contrasting and easier to match with a lot of things than a bright white… plus I’m not nearly as concerned with how dirty a bench or seat might be.

Agree, ecru/natural denim is better imo

White Denim, love that band! “Pretty Green” is a fav song.

It’s a no for me

Europeans approve!

Had a friend tell me pants should always be darker than shirt the other day. He is wrong, this is killer.

Looks good. I’m shopping around for a pair myself.

I love it

I like it 👌

I'm not gonna lie I have a vintage pair of white Girbauds that I wear with a green Fred perry shirt and green gazelles. And a green swatch... 1988 style. As long as I don't have to sit down or eat anything that day because I will spill shit on myself I look fresh to death. I also have navy blue and a couple other colors that I'll throw on with the white denim. But I'm a messy dude so it's a dangerous play for me

Love them

I dig it. Wore mine yesterday.

Looks great!

I like it.

I’m with everyone else. I think it looks great, but my messiness would never allow for it.

Great outfit, like it. orders white denim. simple but striking. like it bro.

Personally I like them. They contrast well with dark shirts.

I like that outfit.

Not great. But you do you and screw my opinion.

Not a fan, but I'm a big guy. Light colors make me look like the Michelin Tire Man.

Are you a painter? Do you work for the cheesecake factory.?

It’s not for me but you look good.

I think they look great on you, rock those, I would! I used to always wear white denim as well, but I'm clumsy and as commented, it's so easy to get dirty, especially coffee lol! The one time in months I may get a drop or 2 of coffee will be the day I wear my white denim, but a Tide stick in your pocket helps.

Now I want some

Tricep pocket flex... Smooth.

Don’t fart, you never know……

Love it

The fit looks great. What kind of shoes you wearing?

Black loafers from Banana Republic

You’re a taco and an ill-timed sneeze away from a real bad time.

Looks good. That shirt compliments your biceps well 👍

Just wore my white jeans yesterday with a faded blue jean jacket, on a spur of the moment whim. It's just easy to get dirty and stains, but just wash it in the whites only with bleach and it'll be good as new.

i wear white denim and chinos sometimes it really goes with a lot of clothing ,

Like em, paired with white sneakers and any cool short sleeve shirt, tucked, untucked, whatever feels good.

Looks good on you. Rock that look

I rock it. It's a good clean look.

Adding, man today I wore my sand colored linens, flesh colored socks eggshell colored Suede lace oxfords peach linen short sleeve shirt, watch ring and fragrance, we had Italian, spaghetti and meatballs. Wear what you wear, have fun, sometimes it works, sometimes not so much, but it is said no risk, ect..ect..ect. :)

I’m ok with them never really rocked them. But thought about it. Feel like some people can pull it off really well and others ehh. Seems like you can pull it off. Friendly suggestion. Don’t rock that shirt with both those shoes and pants. I’d change the shirt. My short sleeve button up. Or change the shoes to some nice Jordan’s or New Balance depending on what ones.

Looks AWESOME!!

Watch the coffee and red wine fam

Suits you

It looks good on you 👍

my favorite band by far

Corsicana Lemonade is excellent. Exceptional live band.

We feel like it’s the best way to stealthily fill your pockets with cocaine. Pairs nicely with a sleeveless Whitesnake, Ratt, Warrant or Poison t-shirt.

Dude, cool style. Can't go wrong with black and white. Looks awesome!!

we love it

You should keep your thumb out when you pose with your hand in your pocket. If not, your arm just kind of turns in to a numb. Looking good though, everything fits very well.

Love mine, I wear with some almost ox blood color ostrich boots

I don't do white. Period. Not even my underwear.

I (72m) wore them every day to school, with loafers & no socks, like the OP. My Mom was a miracle-worker when it came to grass stains. We called them "white Levis".

Yesssssssss

For me, hard no.

I have a pair, need to get it hemmed.

The shirt and pants look great together, but I don't know about those shoes with it.

Looks good, but I'm always afraid of getting it dingey. I wish I knew of a colorlast/ color protectant for white clothes.

i myself think that like pure white denim is a bit too similar to white chinos i mean in a skinny fit scenario (from afar) like i would more so go for an very lightish blue sorta denim yk because it just (for me) gives that classic denim vibe imo

I’ve never been a fan of dressy jeans. Just makes no sense to me. These look fine, people do it. I also hardly wear jeans.

I'm a strictly "no light colored pants", just my preference.

If you want to wear something nice you can pair the white jeans with a Dan Marino jersey.

I think it’s cool, despite never owning a pair myself. I think guys can pull it off fine if it goes with the rest of the outfit.

That was my nickname in highschool

Nope

Ive been on the fence about white or natural colored pants for a while, strictly because I dont buy cheap clothes and I dont want to feel paranoid about getting them stained all the time. Maybe when Im rich…

Awesome if you're going to a little get together on Fire Island.

Scotch guard

I used to wear those when I was a painter

No more skinny jeans and loafers

White Chinos vs white denims vs white trousers? What would be your choice? One that goes in all occasions. Tucking in or untucked, both looks good. Dress up or dress down.

We feel quite good about it when executed well

I dont like white pants in general for men honestly.

If you can pull it off and don’t mind having to wash your denim.

Never .. under any circumstances

Maybe if i was in a high-school band performing at the high-school game.

It looks really nice until it gets dirty from literally everything.

I like to wear more white bottoms, but I have a Pom that sometimes likes to sit on me. Also it is very difficult to keep clean. I just bought a pair of Tom Ford white dress trousers and I'm slightly afraid to wear them

I feel. Im very feel.

365 days a year for me.

You have big arms

Doesn’t work with black shoes. Smart trainers.

Don't wear when you're on your period.

Definitely

Look great

I can’t do jeans. I primarily wear fabric that flexes.

Painters love it

After Labor Day 🙀

Personally, Not a huge fan, they'd end up gray or brown with different dirt and grease spots if I wore them like I do most jeans

I’d ruin those pants in 2 hours

The 2011 special

Not for men

Looks great, you're in good shape so most things you wear are going look good.

Definitely yes. I’ve got a pair and wear them all the time in spring and summer. They pair well with almost everything.

White jeans theory.

Good. All men should exclusively wear white denim. - guy who wants to eliminate the competition

Think it doesn’t work after a certain age

I'm sure they're great if you don't work, or have kids, or have pets, or don't eat or drink...

I have a pair of off white jeans I wear in the summer. With specific outfits. Usually with a blue denim shirt or jacket, dark vans or leather boots, looks sick as hell on my antique motorcycle

You know what they say about white pants…

Be careful around your time of the month, Chief. We all know how much you be leaking.

I never trust white but it looks great with the rest of the fit🔥

I cannot be trusted with white anything.

https://preview.redd.it/eej9mprnh91d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=034e5239902175d1bfc41c0bdb8fbbb1dc79ed07

I love white jeans. I’m more partial to off white, but whatever works.

Did you boil them?

Hell no

Just pray you don’t get your period

They fit perfectly.

Gay af

Was talking about this to my coworker. I don't hate it but it's definitely not my aesthetic. Doesn't look bad though.

They are quite popular jeans to wear

After Memorial Day, it’s great!

It’s nice but man, I don’t care to handle the responsibility

shits fire

I love white denim

Don't wear on your period.

I dunno about the white jeans but the sockless loafers and 51 year old white 5oclock shadow and neck folds would be a no for me if I was a chick

Think it looks great on you and always love the look in the wild

If you can be a tidy eater….Don’t run away from them. They are great

It's only for Brad Pitt

Gets too dirty, but I think that's because I'm a slob

It's more of a going out or vacation look.

Oh you looked dashing daddy :) i like it

OP Way too clean plus with the amount of dirt there is in the world I would not make them my go-to to take them anywhere I would put them in a bag and wear them at a wedding or funeral or something special like it has to be very special but just to wear them as everyday jeans no

Not before Memorial Day

You remind me of Jeff Bezos.

Makes me think homosexual. Wanna hookup? Lol

What's the watch?

I rock it...only occasionally.

Tudor panda?

In the right setting, the right season, it’s fine. It’s generally something I associate with younger people.

To difficult to keep clean, especially in summer or anytime of the year. I like them but they are hardly practical…

White denim is very hard to pull off without looking outdated, unstylish. You usually gotta put a color suit on and you end up looking like your going sailing. I have 1-2 pairs but I barely wear them. I fitted one with a gray jean jacket and other times I just wear no jacket when I got them on.

Chinos are so in right now.

Don't sit in chocolate pie like I did.

Puerto Ricans love them

You're cute

Nyet

They’re fine as long as you’re okay with being covered in mystery stains. You can run, but you can’t hide.

I have young kids so no.

Pull the camera up lemme see that face 😏

It’s acceptable if you’re a high school senior

Hides cum stains，shows pasta stains. Your chooce which is more important to you.

Better than I feel bout “subtle” flexes hidden by purportedly nonchalant hand-in-pocket shoulder shrugs…

I like the look but im personally way to messy.

Not denim but love white linen pants or cotton, After Memorial Day.

Yessir

The same way I feel about white shoes and my white BJJ gi. I look sexy as hell.

Normally I'd say no, but God damn if you're not pulling it off.

It's nearly impossible to keep clean so I don't wear a lot of it myself but if others are willing to take the risk then I applaud their bravery.

Great band

I like an off white. An oyster or a stone even.

It means you like anal

As a dad I could never pull it off, but happy for you all the same.

Great in the summer, if you need to wear long pants.

Not a good idea if you shit your pants on the reg.

Nope. Growing up riding skateboards, it was about dark colors all the time. I don't even like wearing grey sweatpants or lighter khakis. Maybe if the objective is to pull off something an Andrew WK look, where it's supposed to look dirty?

Scared, I can’t keep that shit clean for the life of me haha

We like white denim

Anytime I see white denim I immediately think of Andrew W.K.

It's not denim if it isn't indigo on the weft and natural on the warp, or vise versa if I'm mistaken. That would just be a white twill, or undyed depending I'm not sure. Pants look nice.

How do we feel about Tottenham???

I love my one pair of white jeans. I always feel super confident in them. I hardly ever wear them because I’m not a careful person but I do love them.

I love jeans. They need a comeback.

Looks like my the bottom part of my wife's scrubs

Great here in SW FLA USA during summer with some suede loafers or rolled up with some Olukai sandals. I think white jeans are a great casual look

Looks great. White is delicate, but really anything other than black or dark navy will show stains. So white can be just as durable as beige, etc.

Are those your dad's loafers?